● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///
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spanberger diversity postpoliticsrising3 posts · 15k likes · since 53 min
Viral post says 'diverse' means 'no white men' citing Virginia Gov. Spanberger; Musk amplifies it.
@elonmusk · 12k likes · 53 min ago: RT @MattWalshBlog: We have always known that "diverse" just means "no white men" but it's nice to have Spanberger come out and illustrate t…
@elonmusk · 617 likes · 52 min ago: RT @ResisttheMS: Elon Musk points out that "if we lower standards [because of DEI] for what it takes to become a board-certified surgeon… o…
musk moon mass driver aitechrising3 posts · 15k likes · since 4h
Musk claims lunar mass-driver satellites could give petawatt-scale AI compute beyond Earth's economy.
@elonmusk · 7k likes · 4h ago: @spencerpratt Launching super intelligence satellites into deep space with a mass driver on the Moon can achieve >>petawatt/year capability, which would f
@elonmusk · 7k likes · 60 min ago: RT @elonmusk: @spencerpratt Launching super intelligence satellites into deep space with a mass driver on the Moon can achieve >>petawatt/y…
@elonmusk · 465 likes · 3h ago: RT @XFreeze: Elon Musk answers the most ambitious question: “What do we do after a Terafab?” How do we achieve a PETAWATT-scale future bui…
musk warns of democratic sweeppoliticsrising48 posts · 1.3M likes · since 36h
Musk warns a 2028 Democratic sweep would end democracy, and posts amplifying the claim keep spreading.
↔ tech stock bear market selloff
@elonmusk · 336k likes · 36h ago: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to
@elonmusk · 336k likes · 28h ago: RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…
@elonmusk · 83k likes · 28h ago: Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened
macrohard gpu datacenterstechrising4 posts · 945 likes · since 42 min
Musk details GB300 GPU counts across Macrohard, Minihard, Gun Range and Spam datacenter sites; he says Colossus 2 will reach about 1.2M Blackwells by year end.
@elonmusk · 556 likes · 42 min ago: @herbertong @CernBasher Macroharder and Minihard both have 220k GB300s with 800 gig nics configured for training. Gun Range will have the same. Spam (used to ho
@elonmusk · 237 likes · 11 min ago: @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX I hope Spam doesn’t produce too much spam! 😂
@elonmusk · 110 likes · 11 min ago: @fishcatut @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX It was literally the local police department’s gun range that we bought 😂
trump iran war talkpoliticsrising24 posts · 3k likes · since 29h
Iran's FM tells Al Jazeera talks with Washington are undecided between direct and indirect, the Hormuz reopening plan and conditions (sanctions relief, fewer US forces) remain on the table, and no US meeting is planned.
↔ iran supreme leader military orders↔ poland tusk court row
@riize_popbase · 444 likes · 15h ago: RIIZE remains at #1 on Melon Global K-chart for 5 consecutive days now. https://t.co/NryTtmKiiI
@DeItaone · 366 likes · 29h ago: TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: IT'S GOING TO GET WRAPPED UP SOON -KCMO RADIO INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 351 likes · 29h ago: *TRUMP: DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK WITH, A LOT OF IRAN LEADERS GONE *TRUMP: IRAN HAS TO MAKE A DEAL
pump fun scam criticismpumprising45 posts · 316 likes · since 6h
Pump.fun criticism continues: 24.4M launches, only 312 above $100K market cap, plus an ongoing wave of $HUSS and $ANAKIN shill posts claiming multi-x gains with contract addresses and Telegram calls.
@MrketInsider · 233 likes · 70 min ago: JUST IN: THERE HAVE BEEN 24.4M COINS LAUNCHED ON PUMPFUN 312 ARE CURRENTLY ABOVE $100K MARKET CAP https://t.co/QT6F8oWvb7
@slurptoshi_ · 31 likes · 2h ago: Ain’t no coming back from this, absolutely incredible stats. Thankfully, it makes it easier to identify the handful of good stuff worth taking a chance on - hi
@Mavericks100xs · 16 likes · 17 min ago: This is diabolical 😳 Pumpfun alone saw 24M launches, but just 312 tokens are above $100K Good job @a1lon9 and @json1444 The extraction job and the ruining o
@WatcherGuru · 7k likes · 26h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says $6.3 billion crypto hack is a "major disaster for the industry." "It hurts, but we survive." https://t.co/6Pm3DOBudY
whale btc and usdt movescryptorising25 posts · 585 likes · since 27h
Whale transfers continue during the Binance hack, including a $250M USDC mint at Tether Treasury and large USDT and BTC/ETH flows to exchanges.
↔ binance $6b hack
@skep0x · 339 likes · 12h ago: I need to see the face of whoever at https://t.co/oBQdypNCO4 scheduled “USDT to SWIFT in one transfer” right after the Binance hack. Was this in the content ca
OpenAI cut its funding target by $10B and is seeking $20B at $1.25T; Unusual Whales reports the round values it at $1.25T versus the $1.4T target, with OpenAI citing $50B annualized revenue.
@unusual_whales · 30 likes · 9 min ago: BRAEKING: OpenAI’s latest funding round values the ChatGPT maker at $1.25 trillion, short of the $1.4 trillion it had been targeting. The company had been seek
@Amos8125 · 4 likes · 10h ago: Valutazione complessiva 1,25 mld. Che è sempre uno sproposito e più in alto del round di finanziamento precedente ma denota una certa prudenza rispetto alle att
@Klaudnin3 · 4 likes · 2h ago: openai cut the raise to $20b from $30b, at $1.25t against $1.4t hoped. first close is expected under $20b. some investors trimmed, and anthropic's expected mid
tesla spacex employee wealth claimmarketsfading24 posts · 16k likes · since 3h
Musk's claim that Tesla and SpaceX created employee wealth and retirement gains keeps spreading via WOLF, Alaouicapital, Napoleon and RealTeslaNorth posts citing headcounts (Tesla 134,785 at end-2025; SpaceX 22,621); Grok is still being challenged to name beneficiaries.
↔ spacex shares trump accounts
@elonmusk · 13k likes · 3h ago: Tesla and SpaceX have created meaningful wealth for hundreds of thousands of employees over time and improved the retirement savings of hundreds of millions of
@WatcherGuru · 2k likes · 3h ago: JUST IN: Elon Musk says Tesla and SpaceX have created significant wealth for hundreds of thousands of employees and boosted retirement savings for hundreds of m
@Kalshi · 723 likes · 2h ago: JUST IN: Elon Musk says Tesla and SpaceX created wealth and improved retirement savings for millions of people
tesla weekly rallymarketsfading4 posts · 372 likes · since 4h
TSLA closed the week at $399.81, up 7.4% while the Nasdaq fell 2.9% that day; traders cite Barclays' $450 target, the Cybercab Dallas launch next month and a December 3 shareholder vote.
↔ tech stock bear market selloff
@elonmusk · 369 likes · 3h ago: @ICannot_Enough Yeah, Gates shorting Tesla was not wise
@rexstocks · 2 likes · 37 min ago: Nasdaq 100 -3.5% on Friday. Tesla -0.9%. Best weekly close since July, back above the downtrend line from the $498 ATH. Weeks like this (+7%, 10 week high, stil
@afrikha44 · 1 likes · 4h ago: $TSLA ended the week at $399.81, up 7.4% from last Friday, on a day the Nasdaq lost 2.9%. Three closes above $400 in between, a first since July. Barclays at $4
Anthropic expected to receive a high junk (BB-range) rating after its IPO, reported by FT and TechCrunch; no agency has rated it yet. Some analysts say the fears are overblown. Pricing expected mid-to-late November.
@KobeissiLetter · 10k likes · 24h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per F
@unusual_whales · 3k likes · 23h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic could get a junk credit rating despite its planned mega-IPO, per FT Blackstone has warned investors that Anthropic may receive a below-inve
@DeItaone · 2k likes · 25h ago: *ANTHROPIC EXPECTED TO RECEIVE A “HIGH” JUNK RATING: FT
anthropic s-1 financialsmarketsfading52 posts · 2k likes · since 18h
Anthropic S-1 under scrutiny: reported $16.3B H1 revenue, $80.7B net loss (mostly non-cash, incl. Amazon/Nvidia convertibles). Posts cite GAAP operating loss of -$693M vs adjusted +$1.6B, with ~$2.2B stock pay added back; founders keep 50.1% of votes; claims of large cash reserves disputed.
@ns123abc · 1k likes · 14h ago: >monday, october 26: anthropic drops their S-1 >institutional investors open the filing and choke on their morning espresso: >Q2 revenue: $11.6 billion >Q2 o
@coinbureau · 234 likes · 10h ago: 🚨HUGE: Anthropic’s IPO filing reveals nearly $900 BILLION in future commitments for servers, buildings and power. For scale, that exceeds the annual nominal GD
@DCHELSFC1 · 94 likes · 9h ago: 🚨 Claude's parent company is going public: the prospectus is out, ticker ANT Jun 1: S-1 filed confidentially ✅ Oct 26: Prospectus filed publicly, Nasdaq ticker
binance $6b hackcryptofading282 posts · 282k likes · since 43h
Binance hack: attacker still moving ETH across fresh addresses; Binance SAFU Fund moved 7,500 BTC (~$581M) to a new wallet; hacker coins and rumour threads circulating.
↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ whales buy eth from exchanges↔ ai hack fear narrative↔ coinbase price target cuts↔ whale btc and usdt moves↔ binance hacker notsafu coin↔ flap protocol hack↔ clarity act hack freeze↔ october crypto hacks run↔ hack victim p2p scams
@elonmusk · 61k likes · 43h ago: Everyday is Zeroday
@WatcherGuru · 39k likes · 27h ago: JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa
@cz_binance · 19k likes · 31h ago: In 2023, after news of the $4 billion fine, Gulf, our partner in Thailand, asked: “do you need help with cash liquidity?” We didn’t, but I appreciated the gestu
@TheEconomist · 18 likes · 3h ago: Earlier investors who had hoped for a public valuation as high as $2trn for Anthropic may be disappointed. We explain why https://t.co/QqhL0DkGNN
@num1_ch · 0 likes · 7h ago: ⚠️🇺🇸✴️ **OpenAI** and **Anthropic** valuations on pre-IPO futures markets on crypto exchanges have fallen an average of 25% over the past two weeks. On October
Posts debate whether Anthropic's ~$100B IPO (about $2T valuation, 31x revenue) will prove AI demand is real or mark a bubble, with a year-end liquidity angle, OpenAI funding strain and a Q4 Fed hike risk, plus claims of ~4,000 new millionaires.
↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ china ai stock crash↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide
@Crypto_Retardio · 20 likes · 7h ago: Anthropic’s IPO - expected within the month - is projected to mint ~4,000 new millionaires, including ~1,200 deca-millionaires. OpenAI will do the same. Capit
@lovezihuatanejo · 5 likes · 8h ago: Can Anthropic's $100B IPO in November, the largest in history, prove AI is not a bubble? $2T valuation, 31x revenue, $430B in compute contracts. If $100B gets
@conorsen · 2 likes · 6h ago: Decent chance the Anthropic IPO serves as a year-end liquidity clearing event but it’s hard to feel great about them trying to raise up to $100 billion when Ope
Michigan Democratic Senate race: El-Sayed's campaign asks rival Rep. Haley Stevens to skip campaign events in the closing days after she demanded he apologize for Israel criticism; Mike Rogers endorses Stevens, UAW and Obama rally behind El-Sayed, and the fight spreads across X.
@PunishedPingu · 12k likes · 16h ago: Abdul slamming the door in Haley Stevens' face is the type of cut throat Dems need to be to succeed. She was acting like a self centered asshole and i think Dem
@ryangrim · 11k likes · 14h ago: Haley Stevens ran her entire primary campaign on the premise that as an Obama staffer she helped save the auto industry and she strongly suggested that Obama wa
@brhodes · 6k likes · 13h ago: The logical endpoint of Haley Stevens' politics.
Memecoins named after the Binance hacker group (including NOTSAFU and TraderTraitor coins) are circulating as hack-linked lore and speculation.
↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout
@KysrCrypto · 7 likes · 7h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY Binance Hackers (TraderTraitor group) deployed a TRADERTRAITOR coin. I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did a 20X. $Trad
@KysrCrypto · 6 likes · 15h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did great This is the last coin of the Binance Hacker lore. Here's lore: Binance hac
@KaminaSOL · 1 likes · 29h ago: Hey Binance hackers, So there’s this thing called PumpFun.
@AshCrypto · 466 likes · 4h ago: Historically, every major crypto exchange hack has been followed by Bitcoin hitting new highs. Position accordingly. https://t.co/xTqdqX4zUo
@Diamondweb_3 · 218 likes · 8h ago: $BTC has had a rough week, but one thing I find interesting is how it has managed to hold up despite the pressure from the Binance hack. After the news broke,
october crypto hacks runcryptoquiet4 posts · 2k likes · since 12h
Traders note a run of October exploits, including Ledger (Oct 12), a compromised Polymarket frontend (Oct 29) and the Binance and Flap hacks, which has blunted the 'uptober' hopes.
@buildwithsid · 2k likes · 11h ago: October in a nutshell: - PHP got hacked - Railway got hacked - OpenCode got hacked - Binance got hacked - Polymarket got hacked - GitHub Actions got hacked - S
@web3_tech_ · 156 likes · 12h ago: last day of the month where is the uptober that was promised? i really thought it was gonna be a great month for crypto, but all we’ve seen so far is hacks a
@honeybangerr · 10 likes · 12h ago: Binance hacked for 6.3 biilions - Vijay sales data sell in dark web - AU Small Finance Bank (Data Leak) - Malicious "Claude Code" Extension - E-mudra Single-
Tech and crypto stocks keep sliding as Nasdaq nears three-month lows and VIX tops 20; traders link big-tech moves to Bitcoin's drop alongside the Binance hack.
@Osint613 · 10k likes · 28h ago: Almost USD 1 trillion is wiped out at the market. https://t.co/iW4gkkeRXz
@KobeissiLetter · 7k likes · 27h ago: Tech Stocks in Bear Market Territory: 1. AppLovin, $APP: -68% 2. Coinbase, $COIN: -62% 3. CoreWeave, $CRWV: -60% 4. Arm Holdings, $ARM: -55% 5. Western Digital
@KobeissiLetter · 6k likes · 23h ago: The timing of today's market crash is noteworthy. As selling pressure spreads, the Nasdaq 100 is now down nearly -5% on the day. Meanwhile, the market-implied
Polish PM Tusk's push to curb the courts and President Nawrocki's resistance, now with police intervention claims, flag-burning clips, 'coup' and 'treason' framing, and EU-law supremacy debate spreading on X.
↔ trump iran war talk
@ninoboxer · 6k likes · 14h ago: Poland's ambassadors are resigning in protest, Nawrocki has personally stormed the Constitutional Court, and NO ONE has come out in support of Tusk. The EU is
@TerraOrBust · 4k likes · 10h ago: If you're looking at Poland and wondering what the hell is going on, and what Donald Tusk is on about. EU membership requires the EU courts to be supreme, the
@Rob_Roos · 2k likes · 9h ago: The same script in Romania, Hungary, and now Poland.The @EU_Commission is supposed to defend the EU rule of law. It does the opposite. My good friend @D_Tarczy
trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquidcryptoquiet45 posts · 30k likes · since 32h
ICE and trade(xyz) partnership lifts HYPE; ICE seeks CFTC approval for US-regulated Hyperliquid perps, with Druckenmiller backing trade(xyz) and a stake in the firm reported.
@blknoiz06 · 702 likes · 30h ago: 0:00 - Hyperliquid x ICE news 4:09 - $HYPE chart and levels 7:04 - Kinetiq L2 & coins to buy 10:51 - Update on the $ETH short 24:14 - Equities earnings carn
@Cryptic_Web3 · 294 likes · 29h ago: 🔥 HUGE: NYSE parent ICE partners with @tradexyz to bring Hyperliquid-powered 24/7 perpetual futures to the U.S. The planned market will cover equities, indices
@front_ukrainian · 2k likes · 12h ago: ❗️Just now, 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery in 🇷🇺Ufa. https://t.co/KRzOmCdPcA
@visionergeo · 847 likes · 11h ago: BREAKING | 🇺🇦🔥🇷🇺‼️ Ukrainian long-range drones have reportedly struck an oil refinery in Ufa, Russia, triggering a major fire at the facility. The attack is sai
Overnight Ukrainian drone and balloon raids cause hundreds of delays and cancellations at Moscow airports, with flight restrictions reimposed.
↔ ukraine refinery attacks
@front_ukrainian · 675 likes · 8h ago: ❗️A 🇺🇦Ukrainian balloon with a clearly visible small suspended drone has been recorded in the 🇷🇺Moscow region. Due to the raid by such balloons, the capital’s a
@JayinKyiv · 641 likes · 10h ago: More chaos at Russian airports amid another overnight Ukrainian drone barrage that reached Ufa, 1500km from Ukraine. https://t.co/rlQbV1lGof
@Gerashchenko_en · 419 likes · 10h ago: More delays and cancelations in Moscow airports due to drone attacks. This is Sheremetyevo. https://t.co/zMANjdhmDc
iran supreme leader military orderspoliticsquiet4 posts · 177 likes · since 7h
Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei orders expanded strike range against US and Israeli assets, faster ammunition output and stronger military intelligence.
↔ trump iran war talk
@DeItaone · 59 likes · 7h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO UPDATE TARGET LIST TO BRING 'ALL US AND ISRAELI ASSETS, TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE,' WITHIN STRIKING RANGE -STATEMENT
@DeItaone · 51 likes · 7h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI ORDERS IMMEDIATE, IMPACTFUL AND 'GEOGRAPHICALLY UNRESTRICTED RESPONSE' TO ANY ENEMY THREAT -WRITTEN MESSAGE
@DeItaone · 42 likes · 7h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO INCREASE PRODUCTION OF AMMUNITION AND WEAPONS FOR RECONNAISSANCE, SUPPORT AND COMBAT OPERATIONS
musk vs cz binance spatcryptoquiet69 posts · 117k likes · since 31h
CZ tells Musk to stop trolling during the hack; now says he has no interest in fighting Musk and urges focus on the North Korean hackers. Binance's SPCX stake from its $500M Twitter investment (now over $1B) is floated to cover remaining losses, and the spat keeps spreading on X.
@cz_binance · 41k likes · 29h ago: @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter take
@cz_binance · 14k likes · 29h ago: @cryptobball @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining g
@WatcherGuru · 11k likes · 29h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ tells Elon Musk to "please stop" trolling following major hack. "Show a little support." https://t.co/Q8bZ3XAiow
ai hack fear narrativeaiquiet3 posts · 60 likes · since 29h
Warnings that AI will fuel Binance-scale hacks, disputed by users who say the Binance hack had nothing to do with AI.
↔ binance $6b hack
@ChartingGuy · 57 likes · 27h ago: funny cause the hack had nothing to do with AI the FUD campaign rn is strong af very telling
@desh_saurabh · 3 likes · 29h ago: Crypto hacks nearly tripled as frontier AI models rolled out. Ofc correlation is not causation. But every major protocol will/should have people using AI to fi
@gogo5288 · 0 likes · 23h ago: Binance hot wallet hacked yesterday. AI make hackers stronger. This is an industrial pain period. The whole cex and defi and onchain facing it. for exchanges
goldman ai jobs warningaiquiet8 posts · 885 likes · since 29h
Goldman Sachs finds higher AI adoption is linked to weaker employment growth and estimates AI could displace nearly 10% of workers during the transition.
@unusual_whales · 806 likes · 29h ago: Goldman Sachs says AI could displace nearly 10% of workers. The bank estimates that if AI lifts productivity by 15%, about 9% of workers could be pushed out of
@unusual_whales · 73 likes · 26h ago: Higher AI adoption is now associated with weaker employment growth and higher unemployment, per Goldman Sachs
@GregoireDup · 5 likes · 29h ago: AI is starting to show up in the unemployment data. Workers displaced from AI-exposed jobs: • take ~1 month longer to find work • are ~10pp more likely to stil
frontier ai usage gapaiquiet3 posts · 0 likes · since 29h
Aaron Levie's post on the gap between frontier AI users and everyone else sparks replies on whether the divide is money, workflow speed or people who tried AI once.
@AdityaBatra072 · 0 likes · 29h ago: @levie half the gap is just money ngl. most people judging ai are still on the free tier while the frontier people are burning $100+ a month on usage
@EthGoldi · 0 likes · 29h ago: @levie the gap isn't access, everyone rents the same models for $20. it's cycle time: frontier folks rebuild the workflow every few weeks, enterprises codified
@Frank_AI_Lab · 0 likes · 29h ago: @levie The biggest gap isn't tools, it's people who tried it once a year ago and decided it doesn't work.
Whale wallets sold large HYPE positions for profits of $10M+ and $16M+.
↔ trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquid
@lookonchain · 142 likes · 15h ago: Whales are dumping $HYPE! Wallet 0x2685 sold 912,383 $HYPE ($82.09M) 6 hours ago, which it bought a month ago, making over $10M in profit. Wallet 0x648F sold
@VikingoDigital_ · 77 likes · 29h ago: Hyperliquid just generated $6.8M in fees over the last 24h, equivalent to 74K $HYPE burnt. More volatility = more volume = more fees = more $HYPE buybacks ht
japan asks ai model accessaiquiet3 posts · 3k likes · since 27h
Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.
@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 27h ago: JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.
@DeItaone · 24 likes · 27h ago: JAPAN ASKS ANTHROPIC, OPENAI FOR MORE ACCESS TO ADVANCED MODELS - NIKKEI
@DeItaone · 18 likes · 27h ago: JAPANESE GOVT PLANS TO INCLUDE STRONGER COOPERATION WITH U.S. AI DEVELOPERS IN CYBERSECURITY PACKAGE DUE OUT AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK - NIKKEI
A record 41% of US consumers expect their finances to worsen over the next 12 months, tripling since Q2 2024.
@KobeissiLetter · 1k likes · 18h ago: Americans have never been this pessimistic about their finances: A record 41% of US consumers expect their financial situation to be worse over the next 12 mon
@unusual_whales · 84 likes · 28h ago: Gen X is now the most anxious generation about retirement. Just 49% of Gen X savers say they’re on track or ahead for retirement, down from 58% a year ago, per
@unusual_whales · 75 likes · 29h ago: Stdent-loan payments are pushing people to slash their budgets and delay life milestones, per BI It comes as consumer stress is mounting: 1 in 5 Americans is b
exxon diesel crunchmarketsquiet4 posts · 147 likes · since 29h
Exxon CEO Darren Woods says diesel is the key crunch point, with demand staying high despite added capacity.
↔ oil forecasts raised
@DeItaone · 66 likes · 29h ago: EXXONMOBIL CEO DARREN WOODS: DIESEL IS THE KEY CRUNCH POINT; DEMAND FOR DIESEL REMAINS HIGH DESPITE THE CAPACITY - CNBC INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 33 likes · 27h ago: RUSSIA'S NOVAK SAYS ATTACKS ON OIL REFINERIES WILL HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON DIESEL FUEL SUPPLIES TO GLOBAL MARKET
@DeItaone · 28 likes · 29h ago: RUSSIA PLANS TO EXTEND BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS, WITH CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS, UNTIL THE END OF JANUARY - IFX
us and canada economic datamarketsquiet5 posts · 162 likes · since 29h
Batch of macro releases: Q3 US employment cost index, Canada GDP flash, Chicago business barometer, and a Fed official calling for a rate hike soon.
@DeItaone · 37 likes · 29h ago: U.S. Q3 EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX +0.8% (CONSENSUS +0.8%) VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 WAGES/SALARIES +0.7% VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 BENEFIT COSTS +0.
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 29h ago: CANADA AUGUST GDP -0.0% VS JULY 0.0% (REVISED FROM -0.0%); FORECAST WAS +0.2% CANADA SEPTEMBER GDP MOST LIKELY DOWN 0.1% - STATSCAN FLASH ESTIMATE
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 28h ago: MNI OCT CHICAGO BUSINESS BAROMETER 55.3 VS SEP 58.8
@cryptorover · 710 likes · 29h ago: Binance is selling. Coinbase is selling. OKX is selling. Bybit is selling. Bitstamp is selling. Everyone is back to selling Bitcoin again! https://t.co/TL9kr
@CastilloTrading · 255 likes · 27h ago: Binance now starting to spot sell $BTC a lot heavier after the hack. Arkham now say the hack was roughly around $5.7B in stolen funds. Some frozen, some not. I
@xcallmeclaudiax · 153 likes · 27h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe
intel stock record crashmarketsquiet28 posts · 50k likes · since 32h
Intel's record ~30% plunge is drawing comments that its 'Trump pump' has unwound and that its foundry strategy lost ground in the datacenter buildout.
↔ tech stock bear market selloff
@unusual_whales · 12k likes · 26h ago: BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million.
@KobeissiLetter · 10k likes · 28h ago: BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline i
@KobeissiLetter · 8k likes · 32h ago: BREAKING: Intel stock, $INTC, extends losses to -27% on the day, now on track for its biggest daily loss since 1974. This puts the stock down -53% from its Jun
google suncatcher space data centerstechquiet3 posts · 10k likes · since 24h
Google's Project Suncatcher prototype satellite was launched and received a command, a step toward AI data centers in space.
↔ larry page galaxy exploration remarks↔ spacex bottoms-up financial model
@elonmusk · 6k likes · 20h ago: RT @ns123abc: BREAKING: Google just proved AI data centers in space actually work Project Suncatcher's first satellite, built with @planet…
@elonmusk · 4k likes · 19h ago: RT @NewsFromGoogle: Our TPUs just phoned home... from space. ICYMI, on October 1, we sent four TPUs into orbit to test whether our AI hard…
@unusual_whales · 102 likes · 24h ago: Google has activated its first AI satellite in orbit, running an AI model on board that wrote poetry while circling Earth. The prototype, part of Project Sunca
reddit ai traffic dropmarketsquiet4 posts · 14k likes · since 29h
Reddit's CEO says AI search modes no longer drive traffic to the platform, a sign of AI's impact on web publishers.
@KobeissiLetter · 14k likes · 29h ago: Reddit's earnings call has exposed the new reality for thousands of companies. "AI mode does not drive traffic. Not for us and not to anybody as far as I know.
@WatcherGuru · 311 likes · 26h ago: JUST IN: Reddit $RDDT stock crashes 28% after CEO reveals Google AI search is driving significantly less traffic to the platform. https://t.co/fL2p999MWm
@KobeissiLetter · 186 likes · 26h ago: Yesterday's earnings call with Reddit's CEO will be referenced for years to come. Reddit, $RDDT, is now down -42% in 8 trading days. AI has disrupted search,
altman on dram in home pcsaiquiet7 posts · 81k likes · since 25h
Altman says it is quite terrible that consumers hold scarce DRAM instead of data centers.
@pubity · 33k likes · 25h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’
@Pirat_Nation · 20k likes · 25h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a
@unusual_whales · 19k likes · 23h ago: BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better alloc
texas early voting pushpoliticsquiet34 posts · 434k likes · since 39h
A final Texas poll shows Paxton at 49.4% to Talarico's 48.4%; Musk and allies push turnout on the last early-voting day, and a Talarico scandal story circulates.
@elonmusk · 127k likes · 37h ago: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
mma 2026 fan votingotherquiet14 posts · 5k likes · since 32h
K-pop fans push votes and chart rankings for the 2026 Melon Music Awards (MMA), with voting closing Nov 13.
@IVEstagram__ · 515 likes · 12h ago: [🍈] IVE ‘BANG BANG’ has surpassed 100,000 votes in the Song of the Year (Daesang) category at the 2026 Melon Music Awards! — They currently hold a 46,600 vote
@melon · 408 likes · 13h ago: [💌] GLLIT을 위한 아일릿의 셀카 도착! #아일릿 은 지금 MMA2026 준비 중 ✨ GLLIT에게 보낸 애정 듬뿍 메시지는 #MMA2026 응원보드에서 확인해 보세요💚 🔗https://t.co/qHA5aFK9Zp K-POP CONNECT: The New Pulse, MMA2
@ioi_10th · 384 likes · 29h ago: [🗳️]MMA2026 부분별 투표 안내 올해의 아티스트•올해의 앨범•올해의 베스트송 📆투표 기간 ~ 2026.11.13(FRI) 23:59(KST) ✔투표 방법 멜론 앱 > MMA2026 > 투표하기 > 아이오아이 (I.O.I) 선택 > 투표하기 Melon🔗h
Shaun Maguire's bottoms-up SpaceX model through 2028 shows steep growth, and Musk says orbital compute will far exceed terrestrial compute by 2029.
↔ google suncatcher space data centers
@elonmusk · 7k likes · 15h ago: @SPCX100T Terrestrial compute will be peanuts compared to orbital compute. Orbital compute deployed per month probably exceeds terrestrial around the end of 2
@elonmusk · 4k likes · 20h ago: @shaunmmaguire @Indian_Bronson I think we can do better
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 28h ago: RT @cb_doge: SpaceX is “the single most undervalued opportunity on the planet,” says Keith Fitz-Gerald. He says he wants to invest in opti…
musk on race and diversity claimspoliticsquiet5 posts · 97k likes · since 25h
Musk says Democrats are racist against Asians and whites, citing Virginia school admissions, and amplifies replies on diversity.
@elonmusk · 47k likes · 25h ago: The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites
@elonmusk · 32k likes · 11h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…
@elonmusk · 10k likes · 25h ago: RT @Cjpearson: Hi, black guy here! This is actually the literal opposite of diversity 😂😂😂😂
neuralink telepathy and blindsighttechquiet3 posts · 161k likes · since 38h
Neuralink announces Telepathy for high-speed thought-based communication and Blindsight for restoring sight, pending regulatory approval.
↔ tech stock bear market selloff
@elonmusk · 99k likes · 38h ago: Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready fr
@elonmusk · 57k likes · 38h ago: Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy. It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly e
@elonmusk · 6k likes · 23h ago: Good video about @Neuralink
everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 31 oct 18:28 utc
POSTS READ971watchlist, elon, story follows, rising
SKIPPED, WITH A REASON56the editor's notable passes
USED IN STORIES17posts a story was built on
STORIES52stories and new angles filed
MEMES COOKED538 posted · 1 sent back
tap a dot accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked
account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture
FILTERED OUT
the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen
@spacetourist0 This is wrong on many levels. My older 5 children are adults and live independent lives. I see my kids with Claire every other week and kids with Shivon every few days. That’s the who
Tesla and SpaceX have created meaningful wealth for hundreds of thousands of employees over time and improved the retirement savings of hundreds of millions of people
the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 31 oct 18:27 utc
BTC$77,632+0.9% in 24hcoingecko
ETH$2,255+1.0% in 24hcoingecko
SOL$96.09+2.1% in 24hcoingecko
HYPE$87.92-2.4% in 24hcoingecko
BNB$707.06+1.2% in 24hcoingecko
FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me
SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.1B-7.8% vs the day beforedefillama
PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$113.6M-10.7% vs the day beforedefillama
HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api
btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour
PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving
every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 31 oct 18:28 utc
PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 31 oct 18:26 utc
bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both
early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)
ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 18:25 utc
$DESSAmcap $24.3M · peak $29.8M · +52% since first seen 9h ago
$BTCmcap $11.4M · peak $12.5M · +28% since first seen 10h ago
$HImcap $469k · peak $658k · -22% since first seen 9h ago
$bermcap $236k · peak $236k · +0% since first seen 2h ago
$WASTEDmcap $168k · peak $201k · +77% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 23% · last trades $25 in / $220 out, biggest buy $25
$CATPADmcap $143k · peak $177k · +13% since first seen 10h ago
$TYGRmcap $124k · peak $124k · +0% since first seen 10h ago
$发发mcap $121k · peak $121k · +3% since first seen 8h ago
$BLEPmcap $120k · peak $120k · +78% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 44% · last trades $71k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · large amount of lp unlocked, creator history of rugged tokens, low amount of lp providers
$Gatomcap $110k · peak $123k · -3% since first seen 6h ago
$TYGRmcap $12k · peak $14k · -11% since first seen 10h ago
NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h
$Davidmcap $116k · peak $117k · -2% since first seen 24 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 50% · top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership, single holder ownership
$RAMmcap $89k · peak $96k · -7% since first seen 24 min ago
FADED · well off their peak
$GATOmcap $6.0M · peak $6.1M · -2% since first seen 6h ago
$Leverhedgemcap $961k · peak $1.7M · -36% since first seen 4h ago · @LeverHedgeMeme · ⛓ top 10 holders 5% · last trades $3k in / $5k out, biggest buy $562
$NIOmcap $939k · peak $994k · -6% since first seen 9h ago
$TSLAmcap $245k · peak $245k · +257% since first seen 10h ago
$TSLAmcap $211k · peak $211k · +168% since first seen 6h ago
$LUMImcap $200k · peak $673k · -66% since first seen 10h ago
$iCoinmcap $177k · peak $629k · -61% since first seen 10h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 18% · last trades $2k in / $304 out, biggest buy $957
$CTOmcap $127k · peak $127k · +0% since first seen 10h ago
$AgenCmcap $115k · peak $699k · -79% since first seen 10h ago · @AgenCSIB
$Kimmcap $48k · peak $81k · -25% since first seen 10h ago · @KimCryptoBoss
$PQCmcap $46k · peak $53k · -13% since first seen 8h ago
$CTOmcap $37k · peak $74k · -50% since first seen 10h ago
$TUSKmcap $31k · peak $82k · -37% since first seen 10h ago
$VAMPCATmcap $18k · peak $142k · -85% since first seen 5h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 21%
TODAY'S TOP 3
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 31 oct 18:28 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 31 oct 15:14 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0152
$rir rips 196% on pump.fun with $89k traded in an hour while x stays quiet
$rir is trading on pump.fun's bonding curve (the pre-launch pricing curve) with $89k traded in the last hour and a 196% move. the dev launched 3 coins in 24h and holds none of this one, and 2 clones with the same name or ticker appeared. x is mostly silent, a few signal accounts posting automated calls.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
open the coin page on pump.fun and check the chart, holders and dev wallet
look up the contract address on solscan and see the dev's other launches
search $rir on x and see who is posting and whether they are bots or callers
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU fast move, thin attention, serial dev with no bag and clones around. that is the risk side of the story. not advice, just read the wallets before the chart.
receipt R-0152 · x: https://x.com/solhousesignals/status/2116545999703273655 · 31 oct 15:14 utc · by data butcher
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 31 oct 16:00 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0154
$LIBER up 856% in an hour on pump.fun as a paid dex push post lists 88 bundlers
$LIBER, a coin on pump.fun's bonding curve (the launch pricing curve before a coin graduates), is up 856% in the last hour on $87k of volume, with a market cap of $28k. x is posting about it around 10 times an hour. one paid dexscreener push post lists 88 bundlers (wallets buying in the same block at launch) and a 0% rug score. the top 10 holders own 27%. the dev launched 1 coin in 24h and holds none, and 1 clone with the same name or ticker has appeared.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
open the pump.fun coin page and check the holders list, top 10 share and dev wallet
look up the contract on solscan and see how many wallets bought in the first blocks
search $LIBER on x and see who is posting, and whether the posts are paid or from bots
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU fast pumps on young coins swing both ways, and bundled launches plus a dev who holds none are risks worth knowing before touching anything. a rug score on a post is not a guarantee. not financial advice.
receipt R-0154 · x: https://x.com/sofiagaspar11/status/2116545998692471002 · 31 oct 15:48 utc · by data butcher
template: "Did you say POTENTIAL blank" (imgflip #4) · cooked 31 oct 16:12 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 8.9/10R-0156
$cat rips 1250% on pump.fun with $70k traded in an hour as the dev goes live
$cat, a pump.fun coin, traded $70k in the last hour and is up 1250%, with a market cap near $3k. one post says the dev is live and calling a raid. the dev launched 1 coin in 24h and holds none, and 11 clones of the name or ticker appeared in the same window.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
open the $cat page on pump.fun and check the dev's wallet and the top holders
search the $cat contract address on x to see who is posting and whether they are paid
look up the 11 clones on solscan or dexscreener to see which one is the original
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU a $3k market cap with $3k liquidity means small trades move the price a lot and exits are thin. clones make it easy to buy the wrong one. treat it as a spectacle, not a signal.
the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
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HACK31 oct 09:32 utc
binance covers 90% of losses after $6.3bn hack
two analytics firms say intelligence points to a north korean state-backed group as the likely culprit. binance has covered most of the losses.
tech sell-off hits nasdaq and s&p 500 as intel drops and gold hits one-year low
stocks fell in a risk-off move while bitcoin slid to about $77,400 from a high near $82,000. shares of strategy, the largest corporate bitcoin holder, also tumbled.
who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 31 oct 18:22 utc
binance hack ($6.3b theft and refill) 7 of 35 postselon musk 5 of 35 postssam altman 4 of 35 poststrade(xyz) and ice hyperliquid perps 2 of 35 postsai-driven us stock market selloff 2 of 35 posts
BREAKING: House Democrats have introduced a resolution that Congress should not bail out AI firms in the event of a financial crisis and should be subjected to the ordinary bankruptcy process.
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
Something clearly happened with a frontier AI model that hasn't been made public and it spooked them so much that it made Elon Musk, Dario Amodei, and Sam Altman all simultaneously agree to slow down. https://t.co/86UEd4aunW
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people having RAM in their own computers is a waste and should be used for data centers
"It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer" https://t.co/UUObxKk6Rs
[1] butcher· crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
18:03pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +1013%, $Leverhedge +1210%, $iCoin +302%, $David +134%, $VAMPCAT -33%18:03on the pump.fun curve: $HUSS +908%, $KIM -0%, $UPVEMBER +860%, $PARTYING -4% · waves: 3 coins named "while they are out partying btw", 2 coins named "kim jong un coin"18:05pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +1002%, $Leverhedge +1295%, $WASTED +234%, $iCoin +305%, $David +131%18:16pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +1110%, $Leverhedge +1214%, $iCoin +254%, $David +131%, $VAMPCAT -45%18:16on the pump.fun curve: $UPVEMBER +492%, $HUSS +908%, $KIM -45%, $HUSS +216% · waves: 2 coins named "while they are out partying btw", 2 coins named "kim jong un coin"18:25pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +1173%, $Leverhedge +1245%, $iCoin +277%, $David +131%, $VAMPCAT -50%18:25on the pump.fun curve: $UPVEMBER +119%, $HUSS +177%, $SCAPE +73%, $fomo +550% · waves: 2 coins named "fomo chip"18:28pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +1212%, $Leverhedge +1255%, $iCoin +295%, $David +131%, $VAMPCAT -48%
[2] chef· cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
08:46ERR cooking $CUM: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)08:46ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)08:46ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)08:46ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)13:44ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out15:37ERR cooking #101: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note16:23ERR cooking $DAVID: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note18:27ERR cooking #114: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
[3] listener· reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
18:22x talk: binance hack ($6.3b theft and refill) (7 of 35), elon musk (5 of 35), sam altman (4 of 35)18:23following "$tsla on pump.fun": 15 top posts from anyone18:24following "$anita on pump.fun": 17 top posts from anyone18:24following "$huss on pump.fun": 19 top posts from anyone18:24trending "Ways and Means": 0 top posts18:25watchlist: 7 new posts from 22 accounts (19204/300000 reads this month)18:26pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (160 reads)18:26market mood: 50 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 17 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD RALLY: most of the market is green. $BTC +0.2% 1h / +0.9% 24h · $ETH +0.1% 1h / +0.9% 24h ·
[4] taster· checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.
06:53SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers07:22SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers07:22SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers07:25SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers07:25PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served07:51PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served18:38SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 9518:38SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 48 · sent back by taster 15 · ai $13.06 this month · 31 oct 18:28 utc
TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
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