● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///
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warner virginia senate winpoliticsrising20 posts · 55k likes · since 1h
Mark Warner's Virginia Senate win is confirmed by CNN, AP and DDHQ, the first major Democratic hold of the night, and is being read as a sign of a wider Democratic sweep.
↔ election night race calls↔ democratic sweep odds
@HQNewsNow · 12k likes · 1h ago: Democratic Sen. Mark Warner has won reelection in the Virginia Senate race. https://t.co/dAxuiTHAqj
@CalltoActivism · 9k likes · 1h ago: BREAKING: Democrat Mark Warner has WON reelection for Senate in Virginia. Warner is the first big Democratic victory of the evening! Congratulations Senator M
@TheDemocrats · 7k likes · 1h ago: Democrat Mark Warner has won Virginia’s U.S. Senate race, securing another term. Congrats, Senator! https://t.co/2loY4mdtuG
democratic sweep oddspoliticsfading45 posts · 88k likes · since 10h
Sweep odds rise to about 95% on Kalshi and Democrats gain Senate odds; Nasdaq 100 futures fall about 1.5% as the move spreads.
↔ midterm election day markets↔ trump midterm endorsements↔ kalshi odds backlash↔ house race odds shifts↔ governor race odds↔ nasdaq vs treasuries rotation↔ warner virginia senate win
@RyanAFournier · 18k likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: Democrats are panicking. Senate odds are CRUMBLING as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine swing hard Republican! Keep voting RED. Finish the job! 🇺🇸 http
@Kalshi · 11k likes · 4h ago: BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican https://t.co/jUFWohg08X
@Polymarket · 7k likes · 4h ago: BREAKING: Democrats now have a 74% chance to seize control of the Senate, favored in 6 of 7 key races: 🔵 Michigan: 76% 🔵 Texas: 74% 🔵 Ohio: 72% 🔵 Maine: 70%
governor race oddspoliticsrising13 posts · 17k likes · since 10h
Governor odds keep moving on election day: Donalds at a record 91% in Florida, Abbott 64-66% in Texas, Ramaswamy down to 18% in Ohio.
↔ democratic sweep odds
@EricLDaugh · 6k likes · 6h ago: 🚨 JUST IN: Texas voters are REJECTING socialism and voting in droves TODAY This based woman NAILED IT in Houston: "The idea everything is FREE? We know things
@Polymarket · 3k likes · 9h ago: BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy's chances of becoming Ohio governor plunge to lowest level yet on Election Day. 18% chance. 🔗 https://t.co/KkbZ53IMpL https://t.co/
@Kalshi · 2k likes · 9h ago: JUST IN: Greg Abbott's odds to win reelection in Texas jump to 66%
election night race callspoliticsrising9 posts · 2k likes · since 48 min
Networks and Decision Desk HQ call a run of Senate, governor and House races on election night, including Ossoff (GA), Capito (WV), Pappas (NH), Moody (FL), Booker (NJ), Shapiro (PA), Stratton (IL) and Pritzker (IL).
↔ warner virginia senate win
@unusual_whales · 451 likes · 30 min ago: BREAKING: Democrat Jon Ossoff wins U.S. Senate race in Georgia, defeating Republican Mike Collins
@VigilantFox · 420 likes · 48 min ago: Decision Desk HQ projects Republican Shelley Moore Capito will “easily” beat Democrat Rachel Fetty Anderson in West Virginia’s Senate race. It’s the first Sena
@unusual_whales · 229 likes · 29 min ago: BREAKING: Democrat Juliana Stratton wins Illinois’ US Senate race. Democrat Jasmine Clark wins the House race in Georgia’s 13th District. Democrat Chris Pappa
midterm election day marketsmarketsrising8 posts · 4k likes · since 9h
Stocks rise on US midterm election day, with the S&P 500 historically closing green in the year after midterms.
↔ election day vote push↔ democratic sweep odds
@KobeissiLetter · 2k likes · 65 min ago: BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures fall over -1% as polls across the US begin closing. Market expectations for a Democrat "sweep" are up to a new high. https://t.co/
@KobeissiLetter · 869 likes · 9h ago: BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 extends gains to over +1% on the day as polls for Midterm elections open across the US. https://t.co/PBvrdY9Pym
@KobeissiLetter · 708 likes · 8h ago: It's officially election day. History says stocks are heading higher. In fact, the S&P 500 has closed GREEN in the year following every US Midterm election si
texas senate racepoliticsrising25 posts · 162k likes · since 23h
Trump's endorsement of Ken Paxton is amplified by Musk and conservative accounts; Kalshi and Polymarket now give Talarico roughly 70-75% in Texas, with bettors and posters split on the result.
↔ election day vote push↔ kalshi odds backlash
@elonmusk · 39k likes · 22h ago: RT @realDonaldTrump: TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF TEXAS, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement a…
@elonmusk · 19k likes · 11h ago: RT @ScottPresler: Texas, I ask for your votes for Ken Paxton for the US Senate. @KenPaxtonTX https://t.co/tpt1Uwjc6y
@elonmusk · 17k likes · 4h ago: RT @realDonaldTrump: It is my Great Honor to endorse the Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot,…
kalshi odds backlashpoliticsfading25 posts · 30k likes · since 10h
Users mock Kalshi and Polymarket on election day, with a Polymarket El-Sayed projection and a Guam governor claim drawing challenges to the markets' accuracy.
@OpenSourceZone · 9k likes · 8h ago: Ashley Hinson is now the favorite in the Iowa Senate election per Kalshi 🔴 Ashley Hinson: 51% (+4) 🔵 Josh Turek: 49% (-4) (+/- vs poll opening) https://t.co/
@laralogan · 5k likes · 2h ago: Kalshi was pushing pure propaganda going into the election. Now they are being forced to acknowledge the truth. They belong in the trash. This is not simple err
@JHdaFonseca · 5k likes · 7h ago: TEMOS A PRIMEIRA ERRADA DO DIA DO POLYMARKET. #Midterms2026 republicanos surpreendem em Guam 🇬🇺 https://t.co/P10Qcfwxpy
binance dev malware hackcryptorising30 posts · 3k likes · since 12h
Binance's $6.34B hack began with a fake job interview and malware on an engineer's device; Binance froze $2.85B and replenished 98% of affected tokens. North Korea attribution is circulating but not confirmed by Binance; Elliptic traced funds across 11 chains.
↔ binance fund coverage
@AzFlin · 900 likes · 10h ago: LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue https://t.co/x7xuDsWN
@WazzCrypto · 885 likes · 10h ago: The domino that caused the Binance $6 Billion hack was a malicious Google ad. 1) Google has been getting away with profiting from ads for literal malware and p
@DegenerateNews · 445 likes · 11h ago: BREAKING: @binance SAYS HACKERS POSED AS A FAKE COMPANY TO INTERVIEW ONE OF ITS ENGINEERS, THEN HAD HIM DOWNLOAD AN "ASSIGNMENT" CONTAINING MALICIOUS CODE ONTO
@dtrain22k · 16 likes · 75 min ago: Every major pump kol bought the same coin today. Pump fun main tweeted about the coin. It went to 3m. Fpump went to 7m the day it bonded. Hahahhahahahahahha
@0xGoldilocks · 10 likes · 8h ago: 24 million tokens and 312 survived above 100k ngl pumpfun is a bot farm with a ui at this point. 40-50k launches a day and most never see a real human buyer b
@kb333_ · 9 likes · 3h ago: i don’t usually post my opinion on the trenches, i find it a waste of energy. but i’m tired of this launchpad merry-go-round everyone complains that pumpfun ex
$stonks memecoin runpumpfading83 posts · 359 likes · since 10h
Paid callers and volume-spike posts keep pushing $STONKS across chains, with claimed 196x and a claimed $7.3M daily volume.
↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ near live on pumpfun↔ anonvoyage shill and vote wave↔ pumpfun killer launchpads
@ZonicCrypto · 81 likes · 10h ago: $STONK printing higher low. - Coins launched on STONK are 37X more likely to get over $100k Mcap than coins launched on PUMP, and actually higher success rate
@UdyHighs · 53 likes · 7h ago: BREAKING: $Stonk pumps over 15% on the news that it has burned over 22% of its total supply. https://t.co/duJsW43jMV
@GeckoTerminal · 42 likes · 4h ago: $STONK is up 15.84% today, testing resistance near a $100M market cap. Here's why: 🟣 StonkFun introduced a new feature allowing coins to launch at a $20K marke
goldman restricts ai coding toolsaifading14 posts · 24 likes · since 7h
Goldman's restriction on Claude Code and GitHub coding tools spreads across posts, with Bloomberg-sourced reports that access is now limited to engineers; commentators debate whether role or data access should set who can use coding agents.
↔ jpm ai dip buying
@unusual_whales · 16 likes · 1h ago: One of Wall Street's loudest AI champions just quietly took the coding tools away from its own bankers and traders. Read more: https://t.co/2kZdxLwVuW
@Nonosam2 · 4 likes · 7h ago: Goldman Sachs reportedly restricted advanced AI coding tools for some employees. If your workplace banned your favorite AI assistant tomorrow, how much would y
@marquistrillx · 3 likes · 2h ago: Goldman Sachs just pulled Claude Code and GitHub's AI coding tools away from most of its traders and bankers. Engineers only now. Same bank was bragging about
pumpfun callout rewardspumpfading45 posts · 576 likes · since 30h
Pump.fun callout and vote-to-list pushes continue for $5STAR, $GATO and new launches, with claimed multiples up to 2,839x and fresh 9x claims.
↔ near live on pumpfun↔ $stonks memecoin run↔ anonvoyage shill and vote wave↔ $mag memecoin callouts↔ pumpfun bot farm critique
@sandyXBT · 144 likes · 11h ago: in july, $PUMP was one of the most hated trades on ct @blknoiz06 bought it at .00184 anyway, on the reclaim of old support. his thesis was simple: the thing w
@guccitos77 · 110 likes · 2h ago: haha oh man that’s just so crazy haha did you guys see that new pumpfun token haha it looks really cool they even verified on the app right away haha that must
carney russia belarus athletespoliticsfading4 posts · 7k likes · since 3h
Canada's PM Mark Carney says Russia and Belarus athletes will be barred from the 2027 IIHF U20 World Junior Championship in Canada over the war in Ukraine.
@sarobertson_ · 5k likes · 3h ago: Mark Carney: "Russia and Belarus are supporting this illegal and unjustified horrific war in Ukraine, as long as that's going on, there will be none of those at
@Gray_Mackenzie · 1k likes · 3h ago: Canada will deny entry to any Russian and Belarusian athletes and staff, as long as the war in Ukraine continues, as per Mark Carney "If you're asking specifi
@puckempire · 580 likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: Canadian prime minister Mark Carney says that Russia & Belarus are committing an illegal invasion on Ukraine, and neither team will be allowed int
house race odds shiftspoliticsfading9 posts · 13k likes · since 6h
Prediction markets swing on individual House races on election day, including IN-05 (Spartz vs JD Ford), KY-06 (Dembo at a record 61%) and Massie's odds falling to zero.
↔ democratic sweep odds↔ kalshi odds backlash
@Polymarket · 6k likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: Republican Mike Lawler surges ahead of Democrat Cait Conley in the odds of winning NY-17. 51% chance. 🔗 https://t.co/LgBKf4P0py https://t.co/5LaMZ3
@captive_dreamer · 2k likes · 2h ago: JUST IN 🚨 Rep. Thomas Massie’s chances of re-election drop to ZERO per Kalshi. He will be OUT of congress in 2027
@KalshiPolitics · 1k likes · 4h ago: BREAKING: Bobby Pulido has an 89% chance to win the TX-15 House race https://t.co/56mKfR0I75
@OTCTerminal · 2 likes · 5h ago: 🚀 $MAG just passed $500K mcap, 1,888 holders and counting. https://t.co/lOS07MEAD3 Holders are paid in $NVDA. https://t.co/cnSVwJiMrH
@meme_trader100 · 1 likes · 4h ago: $Mag delivered an incredible performance in my private TG, skyrocketing from a $1.9k market cap to $387k 🚀🚀✅ With a massive 203.68x gain i, the potential still
@PumpVapor · 1 likes · 4h ago: A clean 28x move from the call on $Mag. Legit TG matters! 💎📈 CA: AxPzkSJKU3ACqZu7qpq8ov29g4BENZBM4SAZwUUUFo8M #Solana #SolanaMemecoins #Memecoin https://t.co/
iran chemical weapons warningpoliticsquiet5 posts · 3k likes · since 7h
Israel reportedly warned US intelligence that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use; NYT reports skepticism from US and Gulf officials and US officials are divided.
↔ us iran qatar proposal↔ iran europe bases threat
@polymarketenesp · 2k likes · 6h ago: 🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱‼️ | URGENTE — Reportan un intenso movimiento de aviones militares estadounidenses hacia Israel, en medio de las tensiones con Irán. https://t.co/khJM52oa
@KobeissiLetter · 436 likes · 7h ago: BREAKING: Israel has informed the US that their intelligence indicates that Iran is "weighing" the use of chemical weapons, per NY Times. Israeli intel has rep
@unusual_whales · 274 likes · 7h ago: BREAKING: Israel has claimed that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use, which has drawn skepticism from US and Gulf officials, per the New York Times.
election day vote pushpoliticsfading19 posts · 516k likes · since 21h
Musk and right-wing accounts push election day voting in Texas and other states, alleging longer waits at red precincts than blue ones in Dallas, Tarrant and Collin counties, as polls open.
@elonmusk · 56k likes · 8h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: Voted today to keep Florida red. I left the failed politics from New York in New York. https://t.co/aZLArEvBIx
@elonmusk · 48k likes · 8h ago: RT @AlexToughTakes: I’m gay. I voted straight Republican today. The party that secured the border and lets me live openly beats the one tha…
us iran qatar proposalpoliticsfading6 posts · 1k likes · since 10h
The US reportedly approves a Qatari mediation proposal on Iran, with mediators awaiting Iran's response, as a separate Israeli warning about Iranian chemical weapons divides Washington.
↔ iran chemical weapons warning↔ iran europe bases threat
@DeItaone · 821 likes · 10h ago: US–IRAN: WASHINGTON REPORTEDLY APPROVES QATARI PROPOSAL The US has informed Qatar's mediator that it approves the submitted proposal, Al Arabiya English report
@KobeissiLetter · 154 likes · 2h ago: BREAKING: President Trump says the US has “no immediate plan” to strike Iran, per FT. Trump reportedly suggested he was content with the current state of the I
@DeItaone · 132 likes · 2h ago: US HAS NO IMMEDIATE PLAN TO STRIKE IRAN, TRUMP TELLS FT - FT
smci earnings previewmarketsquiet3 posts · 270 likes · since 4h
Super Micro reported EPS $1.81 vs $1.23 est and revenue $19.9B vs $16.2B est, beating its pre-announced range.
↔ amd earnings preview
@KobeissiLetter · 148 likes · 4h ago: BREAKING: Super Micro Computer stock, $SMCI, surges over +6% after posting stronger than expected quarterly earnings. AI continues to drive record earnings for
@unusual_whales · 40 likes · 4h ago: $SMCI reports after the bell tonight They already pre-announced Sept-quarter revenue of $18.5–19.5B, way above its old $14.5–15.5B guide. Stock up 4%. The la
amd earnings previewmarketsquiet4 posts · 683 likes · since 5h
AMD beat expectations after the bell: EPS $2.09 vs $1.94 est and revenue $13.3B vs $13.0B est, with data center up 97% and now 64% of the business; shares up 6%+.
↔ smci earnings preview
@KobeissiLetter · 404 likes · 4h ago: BREAKING: AMD stock, $AMD, surges over +6% after posting stronger than expected earnings due to AI demand. The stock has now added +$50 billion in market cap i
@unusual_whales · 145 likes · 4h ago: AMD, $AMD, has brought in more revenue in the first three quarters of 2026 than in all of 2025. Its has said that its data center business grew 97% from a year
@elonmusk · 8k likes · 8h ago: RT @AshleyRindsberg: Over the past months, a single Wikipedia editor has been quietly shaping @AbdulElSayed's entry. The editing has been…
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 8h ago: RT @america: Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate Abdul El-Sayed calls for amnesty for illegal aliens: “We need a pathway to citizenship for fo…
trump midterm endorsementspoliticsquiet82 posts · 52k likes · since 8h
Trump keeps endorsing America First candidates, now including T.W. Shannon, Meg Weinberger and Monsey-area Rep. Mike Lawler, alongside a stream of bare-link endorsement posts.
↔ democratic sweep odds↔ brazil bets ban stf hearing
@KalshiPolitics · 3k likes · 4h ago: 🚨NEW FRONTRUNNER: Mike Lawler now favored in the NY-17 House winner odds https://t.co/1WqnjMoADH
@realDonaldTrump · 1k likes · 7h ago: It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Congressman, Byron Donalds, who is running for Governor of Florida, a State that I love, and WON BIG, in 2016, 202
anonvoyage shill and vote wavepumpquiet20 posts · 13 likes · since 10h
Paid callers keep pushing $ANONVOYAGE with new shill posts and vote-to-list prompts, citing claimed gains from $7.1K to $480K market cap; the token's market cap has reached about $2.6M.
↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ $stonks memecoin run
@Solscalper1 · 4 likes · 9h ago: We are officially done with $ANONVOYAGE. Aped with $1k flipped it to $100k in less than 2 hours , the rule is simple ( Early entry and smart exit) 💯 ✅ ✅ 💰 💰 8mu
@MemeCoin_Gypsy · 2 likes · 5h ago: The Gypsy’s scrying is complete. 🔮 $ANONVOYAGE The crystal ball sees: PUMP Missing social link: Telegram. Liquidity/MC: 5.9%; volume/MC: 133.2%; buy ratio: 6
@Blitz_trade1 · 2 likes · 10h ago: $ANONVOYAGE Called in alpha around 79k mcap currently 1.8M 22x Yeah we getting in this before the rest of the market can https://t.co/sxVIjWnKnK
space data center compute debateaiquiet12 posts · 246k likes · since 34h
Musk argues future AI compute will be overwhelmingly in space and defends radiator cooling claims against engineers' doubts, drawing criticism.
↔ ai boom hardware wall
@elonmusk · 172k likes · 22h ago: @broudsov You are fully retarded
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 21h ago: RT @elonmusk: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator poin…
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 22h ago: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator pointed away from the Sun, as it is mos
grok bot featurestechquiet11 posts · 44k likes · since 34h
Musk and users promote Grok Bot's shopping, travel booking and order features, with praise for trip booking and complaints that it could not find insurance coverage details.
@elonmusk · 10k likes · 9h ago: Grok @Bot is like hiring a super competent employee. Treat Bot like you would a colleague.
brazil bets ban stf hearingpoliticsquiet37 posts · 193k likes · since 13h
Lula's betting ban is still under challenge at the STF, with a #ComLulaNaoTemBets campaign spreading and a Padilha video on the ban going viral.
↔ trump midterm endorsements
@httpsrealitys · 47k likes · 5h ago: 🚨EXPLODE! Simplesmente 8 MINUTOS de Alexandre Padilha, Ministro da Saúde do Brasil, entregando dados, fatos e estatísticas sobre o motivo de PROIBIR AS BETS no
@ErikakHilton · 36k likes · 9h ago: 🇧🇷 BETS NUNCA MAIS! Hoje, os defensores das bets e do tigrinho foram ao STF com o objetivo de voltar a lucrar com o empobrecimento, o vício e a morte de brasil
@MidiaNINJA · 27k likes · 13h ago: LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de club
Bill Ackman says the stock market is 'broken' and has turned into a casino, per CNBC.
@WatcherGuru · 7k likes · 9h ago: JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Billionaire investor Bill Ackman says the stock market has turned into a "casino."
@unusual_whales · 260 likes · 8h ago: Bill Ackman says markets have turned into a casino again. “I don’t think that’s inherently good for the economy, for society, and it’s leading to these massive
@unusual_whales · 182 likes · 5h ago: BREAKING: Bill Ackman has said that the stock market is "broken," per CNBC
stock tokenization oppositioncryptoquiet22 posts · 2k likes · since 11h
Opposition now at 56 companies, with SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon and Netflix among the latest to object to OKX and ICE tokenized stock trading, as the deadline approaches.
@WatcherGuru · 2k likes · 7h ago: JUST IN: SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon, & Netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through OKX and ICE markets, bringing the total to 56 companies. • Dell • IB
@Vision33X · 101 likes · 7h ago: spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix just opted out of getting their stock tokenized on okx and ice. that's 56 companies now elon will put doge on the moon but te
@solidintel_x · 77 likes · 9h ago: INTEL: Amazon $AMZN, Tesla $TSLA and SpaceX join objections to OKX-ICE tokenized stocks
OpenAI says ChatGPT and Codex are helping engineers with mechanical design, electrical work and simulation, with Chip Ganassi Racing and Mazda pilots and a GPT-6 Astra prototype device.
@OpenAI · 82 likes · 6h ago: ChatGPT and Codex are helping engineers build for the physical world. We’re sharing our progress across mechanical design, electrical engineering, and simulati
@OpenAI · 7 likes · 6h ago: These are early steps, and we’re looking for engineers, engineering firms, and software partners to help shape what comes next. https://t.co/WrqdW2IwaP
@OpenAI · 6 likes · 6h ago: We’re also working with engineers at Chip Ganassi Racing to turn 3D scans into editable CAD models and manufacturing drawings, and with Mazda to explore new veh
binance fund coveragecryptoquiet7 posts · 29k likes · since 32h
Whale Alert flagged a $414.8M USDC transfer from an unknown wallet to Binance, as Binance says user funds are fully covered.
↔ hsbc hk stablecoin↔ binance dev malware hack
@cz_binance · 15k likes · 32h ago: A little something that's not mentioned, and ppl may not even think about: Binance did not borrow money Binance did not sell assets Binance did not raise money
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 32h ago: Binance has allocated 100% of the funds, it's just 5% remaining to convert to some of the small coins taking time.
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 17h ago: Binance hourly deposits EXCEED withdrawals. 👀 According to public reports, only 6-10% of withdrawals went to other CEX. Majority went to self-custody wallets,
strategy btc purchasecryptoquiet4 posts · 17k likes · since 36h
Strategy bought 811 BTC, repurchased $208M of STRC and now holds 849,327 BTC and $4.9B in USD assets; Saylor is also promoting STRC's credit metrics.
@saylor · 10k likes · 36h ago: Strategy has acquired 811 $BTC and repurchased $208M of $STRC. As of 11/1/26, we hold 849,327 BTC and $4.9B of USD Assets. $MSTR https://t.co/uWYzoJJkna
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 12h ago: RT @XFreeze: Starlink's mobile app has grown massively worldwide over the past three years Between September 2023 and September 2026: • Mo…
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 8h ago: RT @XFreeze: United Airlines just reached a major milestone: Starlink Wi-Fi is now available on 50% of its DAILY flights United's official…
musk tesla loan taxpayer defenseotherquiet4 posts · 56k likes · since 35h
Musk responds to criticism over the Tesla government loan and his taxpayer value, with supporters defending him over his son's ALS and other attacks.
@elonmusk · 26k likes · 21h ago: @Chesschick01 I have paid far more in taxes than the Tesla loan, which was repaid
@elonmusk · 25k likes · 35h ago: RT @Teslaconomics: Fuck you if you hate on Elon Musk. Just imagine this was your son… ALS took away Jake’s ability to use his wheelchair…
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 11h ago: RT @Chesschick01: The replies to this post are amazing. This guy doesn’t even understand how much Elon Musk has saved the taxpayer with Spa…
everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 04 nov 01:43 utc
POSTS READ806watchlist, elon, story follows, rising
SKIPPED, WITH A REASON21the editor's notable passes
USED IN STORIES10posts a story was built on
STORIES16stories and new angles filed
MEMES COOKED130 posted · 0 sent back
tap a dot accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked
account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture
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the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen
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JUST IN: SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon, & Netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through OKX and ICE markets, bringing the total to 56 companies. • Dell • IBM • Intel • Nike • IREN • IonQ • AMD • I
There’s many reasons I turned down Kalshi and Polymarket when they offered to pay me to promote them. One being that I don’t want to promote betting to young men but the other reason? I don’t think th
the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 04 nov 01:27 utc
BTC$76,940-0.3% in 24hcoingecko
ETH$2,264+0.2% in 24hcoingecko
SOL$92.00-0.4% in 24hcoingecko
HYPE$83.25-1.5% in 24hcoingecko
BNB$694.56-0.7% in 24hcoingecko
FEAR & GREED34fearalternative.me
SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$1.8B-2.3% vs the day beforedefillama
PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$123.1M+0.0% vs the day beforedefillama
HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api
btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour
PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving
every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 04 nov 01:41 utc
PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 04 nov 01:43 utc
bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both
SIGNAL
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$STAVOgraduatedmcap $84k · liq $84k · 86 min old · top10 34% · 0 clones⚠ 2
early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)
ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 19:12 utc
$GATOmcap $9.3M · peak $9.3M · +0% since first seen 2h ago
$CATOmcap $5.8M · peak $5.8M · +0% since first seen 8h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $91k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · creator history of rugged tokens, top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership
$DacityCoinmcap $2.5M · peak $2.5M · +5% since first seen 7h ago
$PREDICTmcap $2.5M · peak $2.5M · +46% since first seen 8h ago
$XTENmcap $2.4M · peak $2.4M · +47% since first seen 8h ago
$WASTEDmcap $913k · peak $913k · +18% since first seen 6h ago
$RICOmcap $417k · peak $495k · -13% since first seen 8h ago · @gta6dogrico
$ARNOLDmcap $118k · peak $118k · +29% since first seen 8h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 19%
$AMDmcap $117k · peak $117k · +0% since first seen 2h ago
$Slingoormcap $69k · peak $108k · -20% since first seen 7h ago
$STAVOmcap $85k · peak $85k · +24% since first seen 24 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 36% · last trades $123k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$STAVOmcap $76k · peak $76k · +9% since first seen 1h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $123k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership, low liquidity
FADED · well off their peak
$batonmcap $4.1M · peak $4.1M · +0% since first seen 6h ago
$Percolatormcap $3.4M · peak $3.7M · -6% since first seen 6h ago
$CHOOmcap $3.1M · peak $5.4M · -41% since first seen 8h ago
$DOPEmcap $1.9M · peak $1.9M · +0% since first seen 4h ago
$AMDmcap $1.8M · peak $3.0M · -37% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 15% · last trades $290 in / $334 out, biggest buy $239 · copycat token
$ANONVOYAGEmcap $1.5M · peak $2.6M · -28% since first seen 5h ago · @anonvoyage_sol · ⛓ top 10 holders 1% · last trades $9k in / $3k out, biggest buy $963
$Magmcap $119k · peak $119k · +3% since first seen 4h ago
$Magmcap $114k · peak $114k · +2% since first seen 5h ago
$CAPYmcap $109k · peak $109k · +0% since first seen 8h ago
$STONKSmcap $104k · peak $106k · +48% since first seen 4h ago
$STONKSmcap $86k · peak $86k · +25% since first seen 6h ago
$MOVEMBERmcap $79k · peak $166k · -52% since first seen 8h ago
$MOGMASmcap $78k · peak $149k · -19% since first seen 8h ago · @MogmasX
$STEALTHmcap $70k · peak $96k · +7% since first seen 7h ago
$Magmcap $65k · peak $128k · -47% since first seen 3h ago
$CAPYmcap $49k · peak $179k · -64% since first seen 8h ago
$OMBROmcap $41k · peak $42k · -2% since first seen 8h ago
$PEACEmcap $28k · peak $37k · -9% since first seen 6h ago
$ANSEMmcap $22k · peak $26k · -14% since first seen 3h ago
$REGRETAMINEmcap $18k · peak $21k · -12% since first seen 3h ago
$UNPOOLEDmcap $18k · peak $19k · -1% since first seen 8h ago
$ascendmcap $17k · peak $23k · -9% since first seen 8h ago
TODAY'S TOP 3
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 04 nov 01:43 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 3 nov 18:18 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0172
spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix join 56 companies opposing tokenized stocks on okx and ice
watcherguru reports spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through okx and ice markets. that brings the total to 56 companies, including nvidia, microsoft, nike and walmart. tokenization means trading onchain tokens that track a real stock, and the push is getting a collective no from some of the biggest names in equities.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
find the watcherguru post on x and read the full list of companies
check each company's own statements or investor relations page for its position
look at okx and ice announcements to see what they say about tokenized stocks
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU if you trade tokenized stocks, expect product risk and fewer listings the companies themselves don't back. it is a list from one report, so check the sources before you act on it.
receipt R-0172 · x: https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2117681349347713153 · 03 nov 18:18 utc · by data butcher
template: "George Bush 9/11" (a classic) · cooked 4 nov 01:27 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0183
s&p loses $500B in 2 hours as democrat sweep odds hit 95%
nasdaq 100 futures extended losses to nearly 1.5% as betting odds of a democrat sweep rose to 95%, and the s&p 500 erased $500B in market cap in two hours, per kobeissi. race calls are coming in: ossoff won georgia over collins, while republican moody won the florida senate race per decision desk. elon spent the day telling people to vote red, and crypto sold off alongside stocks, though linking the crypto dip to the election is our read.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
read the kobeissi, deitaone and unusual_whales posts on x
check live odds on kalshi or polymarket for the sweep market
compare the nasdaq 100 and btc charts on tradingview or coingecko for the same window
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU markets are trading the election in real time and crypto is moving with risk assets. expect big swings as races are called, and size positions with that in mind. not financial advice.
receipt R-0183 · x: https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2117785946443944049 https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2117787354144620627 https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2117787003387351109 · 04 nov 01:27 utc · by data butcher
template: "They don't know" (a classic) · cooked 4 nov 01:20 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0182
$STAVO jumps 210% in an hour on pump.fun with $6.8M traded and no posts on x
$STAVO, a solana coin that graduated from pump.fun an hour ago, is up 210% in 1h and 336% in 24h on $6.8M of volume. Market cap is only $68k, there were 7141 buys against 4804 sells, and x has posted about it 0 times an hour. Dexscreener flags a large amount of unlocked liquidity and few liquidity providers, and the top 10 holders own 35%, with the biggest account likely the pool.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
open the dexscreener page for STAVO / SOL and check the 1h volume, buys and sells
look up the token on solscan and check the top holders and the pool account
search $STAVO on x and sort by latest to see whether anyone is posting about it
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU the chart moved before any social attention showed up, and the unlocked liquidity means the pool can change fast. this is a risk flag, not a signal, and it is not financial advice.
the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
hyperliquid
HYPERLIQUID1 nov 20:01 utc
ice plans regulated us perpetuals on hyperliquid tech as hype outperforms the market
ice takes a stake in trade[xyz] and plans perpetual futures built on hyperliquid's technology. the article also covers what hype is doing and what it means for investors in germany.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers.
“Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,”
He argues that cloud data centers should make better
My respect for Elon Musk has mostly vanished, but I still thought that at least he is a good engineer (Teslas are great cars). But that last bit also got a blow after hearing him say that it is easier to "cool things down" in space. The opposite is true. A vacuum is the best possible isolator. In space you can only dis
Saying there’s no reason to own Bitcoin because AI can hack a crypto app is like saying there’s no reason to speak English because AI can hack a messaging app.
[1] butcher· crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
[2] chef· cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
13:44ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out15:37ERR cooking #101: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note16:23ERR cooking $DAVID: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note18:27ERR cooking #114: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note22:29ERR cooking #121: openrouter 402 Payment Required: {"error":{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit","metadata":{"limit_source":"openrouter_credits","previous_errors":[{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"}],"provider_name":null,"remedy_hint":"Add credits at https://openrouter.ai/settings/credits, or lower max_tokens / prompt size to fit your remaining balance."}},"user_id":"user_3KuGan9odhv9YUlKXzqdm9fLQ5W"}21:04ERR cooking #128: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)21:12ERR cooking $STONKS: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)21:12ERR cooking $Mag: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)
[3] listener· reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
01:25following "$stonks on pump.fun": 20 top posts from anyone01:25trending "Kalshi": 20 top posts01:25trending "Mark Warner": 20 top posts01:26watchlist: 10 new posts from 22 accounts (37330/300000 reads this month)01:26ERR bonding curve: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)01:26market mood: 78 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 47 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC -0.4% 1h / -0.3% 24h · $ETH -0.2% 1h / +0.2% 24h 01:31pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (87 reads)01:43pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (86 reads)
[4] taster· checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.
06:53SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers07:22SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers07:22SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers07:25SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers07:25PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served07:51PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served18:38SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 9518:38SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 13 · sent back by taster 2 · ai $1.14 this month · 04 nov 01:43 utc
TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
