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chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo stories --last 48h

every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 04 nov 00:40 utc

30 stories on x in the last 48h · 6 rising right now · tap a story for its posts

democratic sweep oddspoliticsfading32 posts · 71k likes · since 9h

Election-day markets push Democrats higher on Senate and House control, with Ossoff's Georgia win projected and Kansas odds at 64%.

↔ midterm election day markets↔ trump midterm endorsements↔ kalshi odds backlash↔ house race odds shifts

@RyanAFournier · 16k likes · 2h ago: BREAKING: Democrats are panicking. Senate odds are CRUMBLING as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine swing hard Republican! Keep voting RED. Finish the job! 🇺🇸 http
@Kalshi · 11k likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican https://t.co/jUFWohg08X
@Polymarket · 6k likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: Democrats now have a 74% chance to seize control of the Senate, favored in 6 of 7 key races: 🔵 Michigan: 76% 🔵 Texas: 74% 🔵 Ohio: 72% 🔵 Maine: 70%

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kalshi odds backlashpoliticsrising25 posts · 26k likes · since 9h

Users mock Kalshi and Polymarket on election day, with a Polymarket El-Sayed projection and a Guam governor claim drawing challenges to the markets' accuracy.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ texas senate race↔ house race odds shifts

@OpenSourceZone · 9k likes · 7h ago: Ashley Hinson is now the favorite in the Iowa Senate election per Kalshi 🔴 Ashley Hinson: 51% (+4) 🔵 Josh Turek: 49% (-4) (+/- vs poll opening) https://t.co/
@JHdaFonseca · 5k likes · 6h ago: TEMOS A PRIMEIRA ERRADA DO DIA DO POLYMARKET. #Midterms2026 republicanos surpreendem em Guam 🇬🇺 https://t.co/P10Qcfwxpy
@diydatascience · 3k likes · 8h ago: @Kalshi Great news! Kalshit just failed miserably at Guam: https://t.co/qZjuUUHUVX

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house race odds shiftspoliticsfading7 posts · 10k likes · since 5h

Prediction markets swing on individual House races on election day, including IN-05 (Spartz vs JD Ford), KY-06 (Dembo at a record 61%) and Massie's odds falling to zero.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ kalshi odds backlash

@Polymarket · 5k likes · 2h ago: BREAKING: Republican Mike Lawler surges ahead of Democrat Cait Conley in the odds of winning NY-17. 51% chance. 🔗 https://t.co/LgBKf4P0py https://t.co/5LaMZ3
@CurrentRevolt · 1k likes · 3h ago: The @Kalshi market just flipped for @bofrench and has him at 54%. https://t.co/CMmGXy15pG
@captive_dreamer · 1k likes · 60 min ago: JUST IN 🚨 Rep. Thomas Massie’s chances of re-election drop to ZERO per Kalshi. He will be OUT of congress in 2027

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governor race oddspoliticsfading11 posts · 14k likes · since 9h

Governor odds shift on election day: Abbott at 64-66% in Texas, Ramaswamy down to 18% in Ohio, Hinojosa at 34%, and Democrats favored in 7 of 13 key governor races.

@EricLDaugh · 6k likes · 4h ago: 🚨 JUST IN: Texas voters are REJECTING socialism and voting in droves TODAY This based woman NAILED IT in Houston: "The idea everything is FREE? We know things
@Polymarket · 3k likes · 8h ago: BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy's chances of becoming Ohio governor plunge to lowest level yet on Election Day. 18% chance. 🔗 https://t.co/KkbZ53IMpL https://t.co/
@Kalshi · 2k likes · 8h ago: JUST IN: Greg Abbott's odds to win reelection in Texas jump to 66%

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us iran qatar proposalpoliticsrising6 posts · 1k likes · since 9h

The US reportedly approves a Qatari mediation proposal on Iran, with mediators awaiting Iran's response, as a separate Israeli warning about Iranian chemical weapons divides Washington.

↔ iran chemical weapons warning↔ iran europe bases threat

@DeItaone · 821 likes · 9h ago: US–IRAN: WASHINGTON REPORTEDLY APPROVES QATARI PROPOSAL The US has informed Qatar's mediator that it approves the submitted proposal, Al Arabiya English report
@KobeissiLetter · 154 likes · 58 min ago: BREAKING: President Trump says the US has “no immediate plan” to strike Iran, per FT. Trump reportedly suggested he was content with the current state of the I
@DeItaone · 132 likes · 63 min ago: US HAS NO IMMEDIATE PLAN TO STRIKE IRAN, TRUMP TELLS FT - FT

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texas senate racepoliticsfading23 posts · 158k likes · since 22h

Trump's endorsement of Ken Paxton is amplified by Musk and conservative accounts; Kalshi and Polymarket now give Talarico roughly 70-75% in Texas, with bettors and posters split on the result.

↔ election day vote push↔ kalshi odds backlash

@elonmusk · 39k likes · 21h ago: RT @realDonaldTrump: TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF TEXAS, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement a…
@elonmusk · 18k likes · 10h ago: RT @ScottPresler: Texas, I ask for your votes for Ken Paxton for the US Senate. @KenPaxtonTX https://t.co/tpt1Uwjc6y
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 3h ago: RT @realDonaldTrump: It is my Great Honor to endorse the Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot,…

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binance dev malware hackcryptorising30 posts · 3k likes · since 11h

Binance's $6.34B hack began with a fake job interview and malware on an engineer's device; Binance froze $2.85B and replenished 98% of affected tokens. North Korea attribution is circulating but not confirmed by Binance; Elliptic traced funds across 11 chains.

↔ binance fund coverage

@AzFlin · 900 likes · 9h ago: LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue https://t.co/x7xuDsWN
@WazzCrypto · 885 likes · 9h ago: The domino that caused the Binance $6 Billion hack was a malicious Google ad. 1) Google has been getting away with profiting from ads for literal malware and p
@DegenerateNews · 445 likes · 10h ago: BREAKING: @binance SAYS HACKERS POSED AS A FAKE COMPANY TO INTERVIEW ONE OF ITS ENGINEERS, THEN HAD HIM DOWNLOAD AN "ASSIGNMENT" CONTAINING MALICIOUS CODE ONTO

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pumpfun callout rewardspumprising36 posts · 534 likes · since 29h

Pump.fun callout and vote-to-list pushes continue, now also for $5STAR, $TRUMP, $SWORDCAT and $PUMP, with claimed multiples up to 2,839x.

↔ near live on pumpfun↔ $stonks memecoin run↔ anonvoyage shill and vote wave↔ $mag memecoin callouts↔ pumpfun bot farm critique

@sandyXBT · 144 likes · 10h ago: in july, $PUMP was one of the most hated trades on ct @blknoiz06 bought it at .00184 anyway, on the reclaim of old support. his thesis was simple: the thing w
@a1lon9 · 88 likes · 29h ago: @initwithcarl gud update
@a1lon9 · 86 likes · 27h ago: @NoCrust_ to a certain extent, perhaps. the truth is that the minute someone tails your callout on Pumpfun, regardless of your following or size, you're eligibl

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midterm election day marketsmarketsfading7 posts · 2k likes · since 8h

Stocks rise on US midterm election day, with the S&P 500 historically closing green in the year after midterms.

↔ election day vote push↔ democratic sweep odds

@KobeissiLetter · 869 likes · 8h ago: BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 extends gains to over +1% on the day as polls for Midterm elections open across the US. https://t.co/PBvrdY9Pym
@KobeissiLetter · 708 likes · 7h ago: It's officially election day. History says stocks are heading higher. In fact, the S&P 500 has closed GREEN in the year following every US Midterm election si
@Kalshi_Finance · 359 likes · 4h ago: JUST IN: Nearly $500,000,000,000 added back to the US stock market today https://t.co/bCVunR25w3

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pumpfun bot farm critiquepumprising7 posts · 40 likes · since 9h

Traders argue Pump.fun is bot-driven with 40-50K daily launches and few real buyers, and criticise its extractive fees and callout culture.

↔ $mag memecoin callouts↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ pumpfun killer launchpads

@dtrain22k · 16 likes · 12 min ago: Every major pump kol bought the same coin today. Pump fun main tweeted about the coin. It went to 3m. Fpump went to 7m the day it bonded. Hahahhahahahahahha
@0xGoldilocks · 10 likes · 7h ago: 24 million tokens and 312 survived above 100k ngl pumpfun is a bot farm with a ui at this point. 40-50k launches a day and most never see a real human buyer b
@kb333_ · 9 likes · 2h ago: i don’t usually post my opinion on the trenches, i find it a waste of energy. but i’m tired of this launchpad merry-go-round everyone complains that pumpfun ex

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goldman restricts ai coding toolsairising14 posts · 22 likes · since 5h

Goldman's restriction on Claude Code and GitHub coding tools spreads across posts, with Bloomberg-sourced reports that access is now limited to engineers; commentators debate whether role or data access should set who can use coding agents.

↔ jpm ai dip buying

@unusual_whales · 14 likes · 42 min ago: One of Wall Street's loudest AI champions just quietly took the coding tools away from its own bankers and traders. Read more: https://t.co/2kZdxLwVuW
@Nonosam2 · 4 likes · 5h ago: Goldman Sachs reportedly restricted advanced AI coding tools for some employees. If your workplace banned your favorite AI assistant tomorrow, how much would y
@marquistrillx · 3 likes · 1h ago: Goldman Sachs just pulled Claude Code and GitHub's AI coding tools away from most of its traders and bankers. Engineers only now. Same bank was bragging about

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$stonks memecoin runpumpfading76 posts · 337 likes · since 9h

Paid callers keep pushing $STONKS and $Stonkies with claimed gains and vote-to-list prompts, with new posts today.

↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ near live on pumpfun↔ anonvoyage shill and vote wave↔ pumpfun killer launchpads

@ZonicCrypto · 81 likes · 9h ago: $STONK printing higher low. - Coins launched on STONK are 37X more likely to get over $100k Mcap than coins launched on PUMP, and actually higher success rate
@UdyHighs · 53 likes · 6h ago: BREAKING: $Stonk pumps over 15% on the news that it has burned over 22% of its total supply. https://t.co/duJsW43jMV
@GeckoTerminal · 40 likes · 3h ago: $STONK is up 15.84% today, testing resistance near a $100M market cap. Here's why: 🟣 StonkFun introduced a new feature allowing coins to launch at a $20K marke

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$mag memecoin calloutspumpfading55 posts · 29 likes · since 5h

Paid callers continue $MAG call posts and breakout claims, including x20 and 3.95x posts, alongside TG and vote-to-list promotion.

↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ pumpfun bot farm critique

@OTCTerminal · 2 likes · 4h ago: 🚀 $MAG just passed $500K mcap, 1,888 holders and counting. https://t.co/lOS07MEAD3 Holders are paid in $NVDA. https://t.co/cnSVwJiMrH
@meme_trader100 · 1 likes · 3h ago: $Mag delivered an incredible performance in my private TG, skyrocketing from a $1.9k market cap to $387k 🚀🚀✅ With a massive 203.68x gain i, the potential still
@PumpVapor · 1 likes · 3h ago: A clean 28x move from the call on $Mag. Legit TG matters! 💎📈 CA: AxPzkSJKU3ACqZu7qpq8ov29g4BENZBM4SAZwUUUFo8M #Solana #SolanaMemecoins #Memecoin https://t.co/

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iran chemical weapons warningpoliticsquiet5 posts · 3k likes · since 6h

Israel reportedly warned US intelligence that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use; NYT reports skepticism from US and Gulf officials and US officials are divided.

↔ us iran qatar proposal↔ iran europe bases threat

@polymarketenesp · 2k likes · 5h ago: 🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱‼️ | URGENTE — Reportan un intenso movimiento de aviones militares estadounidenses hacia Israel, en medio de las tensiones con Irán. https://t.co/khJM52oa
@KobeissiLetter · 436 likes · 6h ago: BREAKING: Israel has informed the US that their intelligence indicates that Iran is "weighing" the use of chemical weapons, per NY Times. Israeli intel has rep
@unusual_whales · 274 likes · 6h ago: BREAKING: Israel has claimed that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use, which has drawn skepticism from US and Gulf officials, per the New York Times.

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election day vote pushpoliticsfading19 posts · 497k likes · since 19h

Musk and right-wing accounts push election day voting in Texas and other states, alleging longer waits at red precincts than blue ones in Dallas, Tarrant and Collin counties, as polls open.

↔ texas senate race↔ midterm election day markets

@elonmusk · 272k likes · 10h ago: Vote red today!
@elonmusk · 54k likes · 7h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: Voted today to keep Florida red. I left the failed politics from New York in New York. https://t.co/aZLArEvBIx
@elonmusk · 45k likes · 7h ago: RT @AlexToughTakes: I’m gay. I voted straight Republican today. The party that secured the border and lets me live openly beats the one tha…

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smci earnings previewmarketsfading3 posts · 270 likes · since 3h

Super Micro reported EPS $1.81 vs $1.23 est and revenue $19.9B vs $16.2B est, beating its pre-announced range.

↔ amd earnings preview

@KobeissiLetter · 148 likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: Super Micro Computer stock, $SMCI, surges over +6% after posting stronger than expected quarterly earnings. AI continues to drive record earnings for
@unusual_whales · 82 likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: $SCMI earnings: - Eps: $1.81, est: $1.23 - Rev: $19.9 billion, est: $16.2 billion
@unusual_whales · 40 likes · 3h ago: $SMCI reports after the bell tonight They already pre-announced Sept-quarter revenue of $18.5–19.5B, way above its old $14.5–15.5B guide. Stock up 4%. The la

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amd earnings previewmarketsfading4 posts · 683 likes · since 4h

AMD beat expectations after the bell: EPS $2.09 vs $1.94 est and revenue $13.3B vs $13.0B est, with data center up 97% and now 64% of the business; shares up 6%+.

↔ smci earnings preview

@KobeissiLetter · 404 likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: AMD stock, $AMD, surges over +6% after posting stronger than expected earnings due to AI demand. The stock has now added +$50 billion in market cap i
@unusual_whales · 145 likes · 3h ago: AMD, $AMD, has brought in more revenue in the first three quarters of 2026 than in all of 2025. Its has said that its data center business grew 97% from a year
@unusual_whales · 108 likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: $AMD earnings: - EPS: $2.09, est: $1.94 - Revenue: $13.3 billion, est: $13.0

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el-sayed michigan senatepoliticsquiet4 posts · 43k likes · since 7h

Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed faces attacks over his immigration stance and alleged Wikipedia editing of his page.

@elonmusk · 33k likes · 7h ago: 🤨
@elonmusk · 8k likes · 7h ago: RT @AshleyRindsberg: Over the past months, a single Wikipedia editor has been quietly shaping @AbdulElSayed's entry. The editing has been…
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 7h ago: RT @america: Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate Abdul El-Sayed calls for amnesty for illegal aliens: “We need a pathway to citizenship for fo…

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trump midterm endorsementspoliticsfading82 posts · 52k likes · since 7h

Trump keeps endorsing America First candidates, now including T.W. Shannon, Meg Weinberger and Monsey-area Rep. Mike Lawler, alongside a stream of bare-link endorsement posts.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ brazil bets ban stf hearing

@KalshiPolitics · 3k likes · 3h ago: 🚨NEW FRONTRUNNER: Mike Lawler now favored in the NY-17 House winner odds https://t.co/1WqnjMoADH
@realDonaldTrump · 2k likes · 5h ago: https://t.co/oKZenyJaSD
@realDonaldTrump · 1k likes · 6h ago: It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Congressman, Byron Donalds, who is running for Governor of Florida, a State that I love, and WON BIG, in 2016, 202

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anonvoyage shill and vote wavepumpquiet20 posts · 13 likes · since 9h

Paid callers keep pushing $ANONVOYAGE with new shill posts and vote-to-list prompts, citing claimed gains from $7.1K to $480K market cap; the token's market cap has reached about $2.6M.

↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ $stonks memecoin run

@Solscalper1 · 4 likes · 8h ago: We are officially done with $ANONVOYAGE. Aped with $1k flipped it to $100k in less than 2 hours , the rule is simple ( Early entry and smart exit) 💯 ✅ ✅ 💰 💰 8mu
@MemeCoin_Gypsy · 2 likes · 4h ago: The Gypsy’s scrying is complete. 🔮 $ANONVOYAGE The crystal ball sees: PUMP Missing social link: Telegram. Liquidity/MC: 5.9%; volume/MC: 133.2%; buy ratio: 6
@Blitz_trade1 · 2 likes · 9h ago: $ANONVOYAGE Called in alpha around 79k mcap currently 1.8M 22x Yeah we getting in this before the rest of the market can https://t.co/sxVIjWnKnK

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space data center compute debateaiquiet12 posts · 244k likes · since 33h

Musk argues future AI compute will be overwhelmingly in space and defends radiator cooling claims against engineers' doubts, drawing criticism.

↔ ai boom hardware wall

@elonmusk · 171k likes · 21h ago: @broudsov You are fully retarded
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 20h ago: RT @elonmusk: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator poin…
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 20h ago: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator pointed away from the Sun, as it is mos

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grok bot featurestechfading11 posts · 43k likes · since 33h

Musk and users promote Grok Bot's shopping, travel booking and order features, with praise for trip booking and complaints that it could not find insurance coverage details.

@elonmusk · 9k likes · 8h ago: Grok @Bot is like hiring a super competent employee. Treat Bot like you would a colleague.
@elonmusk · 8k likes · 23h ago: Grok @Bot improvements
@elonmusk · 6k likes · 20h ago: Grok @Bot

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brazil bets ban stf hearingpoliticsquiet37 posts · 188k likes · since 12h

Lula's betting ban is still under challenge at the STF, with a #ComLulaNaoTemBets campaign spreading and a Padilha video on the ban going viral.

↔ trump midterm endorsements

@httpsrealitys · 45k likes · 4h ago: 🚨EXPLODE! Simplesmente 8 MINUTOS de Alexandre Padilha, Ministro da Saúde do Brasil, entregando dados, fatos e estatísticas sobre o motivo de PROIBIR AS BETS no
@ErikakHilton · 35k likes · 8h ago: 🇧🇷 BETS NUNCA MAIS! Hoje, os defensores das bets e do tigrinho foram ao STF com o objetivo de voltar a lucrar com o empobrecimento, o vício e a morte de brasil
@MidiaNINJA · 27k likes · 12h ago: LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de club

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ackman stock market casinomarketsquiet4 posts · 7k likes · since 8h

Bill Ackman says the stock market is 'broken' and has turned into a casino, per CNBC.

@WatcherGuru · 6k likes · 8h ago: JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Billionaire investor Bill Ackman says the stock market has turned into a "casino."
@unusual_whales · 260 likes · 7h ago: Bill Ackman says markets have turned into a casino again. “I don’t think that’s inherently good for the economy, for society, and it’s leading to these massive
@unusual_whales · 182 likes · 4h ago: BREAKING: Bill Ackman has said that the stock market is "broken," per CNBC

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stock tokenization oppositioncryptoquiet22 posts · 2k likes · since 10h

Opposition now at 56 companies, with SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon and Netflix among the latest to object to OKX and ICE tokenized stock trading, as the deadline approaches.

@WatcherGuru · 2k likes · 6h ago: JUST IN: SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon, & Netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through OKX and ICE markets, bringing the total to 56 companies. • Dell • IB
@Vision33X · 101 likes · 6h ago: spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix just opted out of getting their stock tokenized on okx and ice. that's 56 companies now elon will put doge on the moon but te
@solidintel_x · 77 likes · 8h ago: INTEL: Amazon $AMZN, Tesla $TSLA and SpaceX join objections to OKX-ICE tokenized stocks

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openai physical engineering pushaiquiet4 posts · 101 likes · since 5h

OpenAI says ChatGPT and Codex are helping engineers with mechanical design, electrical work and simulation, with Chip Ganassi Racing and Mazda pilots and a GPT-6 Astra prototype device.

@OpenAI · 82 likes · 5h ago: ChatGPT and Codex are helping engineers build for the physical world. We’re sharing our progress across mechanical design, electrical engineering, and simulati
@OpenAI · 7 likes · 5h ago: These are early steps, and we’re looking for engineers, engineering firms, and software partners to help shape what comes next. https://t.co/WrqdW2IwaP
@OpenAI · 6 likes · 5h ago: We’re also working with engineers at Chip Ganassi Racing to turn 3D scans into editable CAD models and manufacturing drawings, and with Mazda to explore new veh

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binance fund coveragecryptoquiet7 posts · 29k likes · since 31h

Whale Alert flagged a $414.8M USDC transfer from an unknown wallet to Binance, as Binance says user funds are fully covered.

↔ hsbc hk stablecoin↔ binance dev malware hack

@cz_binance · 15k likes · 31h ago: A little something that's not mentioned, and ppl may not even think about: Binance did not borrow money Binance did not sell assets Binance did not raise money
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 31h ago: Binance has allocated 100% of the funds, it's just 5% remaining to convert to some of the small coins taking time.
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 16h ago: Binance hourly deposits EXCEED withdrawals. 👀 According to public reports, only 6-10% of withdrawals went to other CEX. Majority went to self-custody wallets,

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strategy btc purchasecryptoquiet4 posts · 17k likes · since 35h

Strategy bought 811 BTC, repurchased $208M of STRC and now holds 849,327 BTC and $4.9B in USD assets; Saylor is also promoting STRC's credit metrics.

@saylor · 10k likes · 35h ago: Strategy has acquired 811 $BTC and repurchased $208M of $STRC. As of 11/1/26, we hold 849,327 BTC and $4.9B of USD Assets. $MSTR https://t.co/uWYzoJJkna
@saylor · 4k likes · 10h ago: We’ll be beating bears forever, Laura. https://t.co/iXWPhKtPFo
@saylor · 3k likes · 32h ago: Every day should be payday. $STRC https://t.co/l4odyX0ba7

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starlink airline growthtechquiet3 posts · 7k likes · since 11h

Musk and Starlink accounts highlight ZIPAIR's 12.3% YoY passenger revenue growth, credited to Starlink onboard connectivity.

@elonmusk · 5k likes · 8h ago: Starlink grows customers for airlines
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 11h ago: RT @XFreeze: Starlink's mobile app has grown massively worldwide over the past three years Between September 2023 and September 2026: • Mo…
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 7h ago: RT @XFreeze: United Airlines just reached a major milestone: Starlink Wi-Fi is now available on 50% of its DAILY flights United's official…

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musk tesla loan taxpayer defenseotherquiet4 posts · 56k likes · since 34h

Musk responds to criticism over the Tesla government loan and his taxpayer value, with supporters defending him over his son's ALS and other attacks.

@elonmusk · 26k likes · 20h ago: @Chesschick01 I have paid far more in taxes than the Tesla loan, which was repaid
@elonmusk · 25k likes · 34h ago: RT @Teslaconomics: Fuck you if you hate on Elon Musk. Just imagine this was your son… ALS took away Jake’s ability to use his wheelchair…
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 10h ago: RT @Chesschick01: The replies to this post are amazing. This guy doesn’t even understand how much Elon Musk has saved the taxpayer with Spa…

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THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 04 nov 00:40 utc

POSTS READ718watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON20the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES8posts a story was built on

STORIES12stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED90 posted · 0 sent back

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accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 6h ago	Vote red today!	272k likes	posted 10h ago, covered by the election day elon story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	@broudsov You are fully retarded	171k likes	20h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Prophetic	51k likes	Elon's 'Prophetic' reply is 8h old, no new development	🍳 cook
@XBOX 4h ago	Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. En	43k likes	Xbox sweepstakes ad, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	🤨	33k likes	pure election politics	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	And electrical equipment, cooling, networking and batteries	29k likes	already covered in ai power wall	🍳 cook
@MidiaNINJA 6h ago	LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de clubes de futebol e representantes do setor.	27k likes	Brazil bets ban, not connected to our cast	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	RT @realDonaldTrump: It is my Great Honor to endorse the Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot,…	16k likes	Paxton endorsement RT already used in election day elon	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	RT @elonmusk: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator poin…	16k likes	old news, 15h	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	RT @AshleyRindsberg: Over the past months, a single Wikipedia editor has been quietly shaping @AbdulElSayed's entry. The editing has been…	8k likes	Elon RT of the El-Sayed Wikipedia story is political only, no crypto link	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	RT @SwipeWright: Remember this image when you vote today. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/AgG4nHH49q	7k likes	routine election-day vote push, no crypto link	🍳 cook
@_janoninho_ 4h ago	🚨PESSOAL, URGENTE🚨 SENTA O DEDO E EXPLODE #ComLulaNaoTemBets https://t.co/t2x61rNWXp	6k likes	Brazil betting ban hashtag, not crypto-connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	RT @jgebbia: The dangerous incompetency or sinister intentionality of the blue in this graph led me to vote red in 2024, and today. They wi…	5k likes	Vote red repost, same election-day push	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	RT @diydatascience: @Kalshi Great news! Kalshit just failed miserably at Guam: https://t.co/qZjuUUHUVX	5k likes	Kalshi/Guam jab is a prediction-market side thread, no crypto tie yet	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	Try asking Grok @Bot to make calls!	4k likes	Grok Bot calling promo, product chatter	🍳 cook
@Kalshi 30 min ago	BREAKING: 81% chance Democrats control the Senate after midterms	3k likes	Kalshi 81% Senate odds, covered by the odds backlash thread, no new person at the center	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 6h ago	JUST IN: SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon, & Netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through OKX and ICE markets, bringing the total to 56 companies. • Dell • IBM • Intel • Nike • IREN • IonQ • AMD • I	2k likes	covered already	🍳 cook
@realDonaldTrump 5h ago	https://t.co/oKZenyJaSD	2k likes	bare-link Trump posts, no content	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	RT @SemiAnalysis_: Elon Is Doing It Again: SpaceX Will Be The World’s Biggest AI Cloud Making 13GW in 1.5 Years A Reality https://t.co/n6g…	2k likes	SpaceX AI cloud repost, space compute already covered under the power wall angle	🍳 cook
@realDonaldTrump 4h ago	The Jewish community in Monsey, New York, and its surrounding neighborhoods, voted in very big numbers for me in our Historic 2024 Presidential Campaign. TREMENDOUS SUPPORT! TODAY, the eyes of the C	1k likes	routine Trump endorsement, no market link	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 04 nov 00:40 utc

BTC$76,881-0.3% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,261+0.2% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$91.70-0.8% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$83.53-1.1% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$693.28-1.0% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED34fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$1.8B-2.3% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$123.1M+0.0% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 04 nov 00:39 utc

PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 04 nov 00:34 utc

bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both

SIGNAL	COIN	ON-CHAIN, 1H	BUYS VS SELLS	ON X	LOUDEST POSTER	TOP POST
early	$STAVOgraduatedmcap $16k · liq $0 (thin) · 2h old · top10 6% · 0 clones⚠ 3	$3.4M+39%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$PEPUon the curvetop10 0% · bwam…fSXa dev: 2 launches/24h · dev holds 0	$94k+12%	708 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$NOESISon the curvemcap $3k · 78h old · top10 8% · 0 clones	$88k+929%	605 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$AMDgraduatedmcap $1.9M · liq $146k · 3h old · top10 14% · 55 clones⚠ 1	$1.1M-31%		25posts/h · 9 likes	@realsoltrader 39k	“Made 311x from my call on $AMD CA> DDmGnuvroxVrb7CSyjYcezFU8gnAfhKasg4ZZezmpump https://t.co/54kAUbtN43”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$Chudboton the curvemcap $3k · 77h old · top10 1% · 5Hm8…LPuN dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$159k-21%	934 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$PEPUon the curvetop10 0% · B32Q…JqnC dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0⚠ 1	$98k-8%	699 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$NUTon the curvetop10 0%	$72k-8%	472 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$CATOgraduatedmcap $5.8M · liq $41 (thin) · 10h old · top10 6% · 0 clones⚠ 3	$0+0%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook

early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)

ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 19:12 utc

copycat wave: 2 coins named "pengu pepe"

$ChudbotChudbot · $159k traded in 1h · -21% · 1964 buys / 1696 sells · 934 traders

$PEPUpengu pepe · $98k traded in 1h · -8% · 1206 buys / 1139 sells · 699 traders

$PEPUpepe pengu · $94k traded in 1h · +12% · 1619 buys / 1281 sells · 708 traders

$NOESISNoesis Protocol · $88k traded in 1h · +929% · 1122 buys / 819 sells · 605 traders

$NUTNot Unloading Testicles · $72k traded in 1h · -8% · 871 buys / 876 sells · 472 traders

$DUELDuel X · $68k traded in 1h · +1338% · 450 buys / 303 sells · 347 traders

$pepepengu pepe · $64k traded in 1h · -25% · 886 buys / 845 sells · 515 traders

$SUPASupa · $62k traded in 1h · +159% · 992 buys / 851 sells · 487 traders

$BIBERTYLiberty Biberty · $61k traded in 1h · +1314% · 692 buys / 566 sells · 367 traders

$HALLOWEENHalloween Coin · $60k traded in 1h · +1056% · 1004 buys / 566 sells · 651 traders

CLIMBING · up over the last hour

$CATOmcap $5.8M · peak $5.8M · +0% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $92k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · creator history of rugged tokens, top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership

$Percolatormcap $3.4M · peak $3.7M · -6% since first seen 5h ago

$DacityCoinmcap $2.5M · peak $2.5M · +5% since first seen 6h ago

$PREDICTmcap $2.4M · peak $2.4M · +39% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $287 in / $392 out, biggest buy $56 · large amount of lp unlocked

$XTENmcap $2.3M · peak $2.3M · +43% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $748 in / $375 out, biggest buy $105 · large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers

$WASTEDmcap $913k · peak $913k · +18% since first seen 5h ago

$RICOmcap $364k · peak $495k · -25% since first seen 6h ago · @gta6dogrico · ⛓ last trades $3k in / $1k out, biggest buy $1k

$STONKSmcap $104k · peak $106k · +48% since first seen 3h ago

$PEACEmcap $28k · peak $37k · -9% since first seen 5h ago

$ANSEMmcap $22k · peak $26k · -14% since first seen 2h ago

$REGRETAMINEmcap $18k · peak $21k · -12% since first seen 2h ago

NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h

$GATOmcap $9.3M · peak $9.3M · +0% since first seen 74 min ago

$AMDmcap $2.0M · peak $3.0M · -31% since first seen 86 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 14% · last trades $75 in / $2k out, biggest buy $43 · copycat token

$AMDmcap $117k · peak $117k · +0% since first seen 74 min ago

$STAVOmcap $76k · peak $76k · +9% since first seen 52 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $123k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership, low liquidity

$WIFmcap $61k · peak $81k · -21% since first seen 63 min ago · @whatifthisissol

FADED · well off their peak

$batonmcap $4.1M · peak $4.1M · +0% since first seen 5h ago

$CHOOmcap $3.4M · peak $5.4M · -36% since first seen 6h ago

$DOPEmcap $1.9M · peak $1.9M · +0% since first seen 3h ago

$ANONVOYAGEmcap $1.3M · peak $2.6M · -37% since first seen 4h ago · @anonvoyage_sol · ⛓ top 10 holders 1% · last trades $9k in / $3k out, biggest buy $963

$Magmcap $119k · peak $119k · +3% since first seen 3h ago

$Magmcap $114k · peak $114k · +2% since first seen 4h ago

$CAPYmcap $109k · peak $109k · +0% since first seen 6h ago

$Magmcap $93k · peak $128k · -24% since first seen 2h ago

$STONKSmcap $86k · peak $86k · +25% since first seen 5h ago

$ARNOLDmcap $86k · peak $113k · -6% since first seen 6h ago

$CAPYmcap $77k · peak $179k · -44% since first seen 6h ago

$STEALTHmcap $70k · peak $96k · +7% since first seen 6h ago

$MOVEMBERmcap $70k · peak $166k · -57% since first seen 6h ago

$Slingoormcap $68k · peak $108k · -22% since first seen 6h ago

$MOGMASmcap $67k · peak $149k · -32% since first seen 6h ago · @MogmasX

$OMBROmcap $41k · peak $42k · -1% since first seen 6h ago

$UNPOOLEDmcap $18k · peak $19k · -1% since first seen 6h ago

$ascendmcap $17k · peak $23k · -9% since first seen 6h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 04 nov 00:40 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix join 56 companies opposing tokenized stocks on okx and ice

template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 3 nov 18:18 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0172

spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix join 56 companies opposing tokenized stocks on okx and ice

watcherguru reports spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through okx and ice markets. that brings the total to 56 companies, including nvidia, microsoft, nike and walmart. tokenization means trading onchain tokens that track a real stock, and the push is getting a collective no from some of the biggest names in equities.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

find the watcherguru post on x and read the full list of companies
check each company's own statements or investor relations page for its position
look at okx and ice announcements to see what they say about tokenized stocks

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
if you trade tokenized stocks, expect product risk and fewer listings the companies themselves don't back. it is a list from one report, so check the sources before you act on it.

receipt R-0172 · x: https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2117681349347713153 · 03 nov 18:18 utc · by data butcher

meme: kalshi had guam's democrat at 75%, the republican won 51.45% to 48.15%

template: "You know, I'm something of a scientist myself" (a classic) · cooked 4 nov 00:40 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0179

kalshi had guam's democrat at 75%, the republican won 51.45% to 48.15%

kalshi priced democrat therese terlaje at 75% in guam's governor race, in october and again during the count. republican tony ada won. elon mocked the platform as 'kalshit' and robby starbuck said he turned down kalshi and polymarket sponsorships because he doesn't think they're more trustworthy than polls.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read the original guam post and robby starbuck's reply on X
check the guam governor result on the official election results page
look at kalshi's guam market history on kalshi's own site

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
one miss on a thin market doesn't prove much, but prediction markets are being judged live like oracles in a crash. treat odds as one input, not truth. not financial advice.

receipt R-0179 · x: https://x.com/robbystarbuck/status/2117755632090554847 https://x.com/Kalshi/status/2117760736470405541 https://x.com/captive_dreamer/status/2117763683141239124 https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2117738327520715012 · 04 nov 00:39 utc · by data butcher

meme: goldman restricts most staff from using ai coding tools over productivity and risk concerns

template: "This Is Fine" (a classic) · cooked 4 nov 00:12 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0178

goldman restricts most staff from using ai coding tools over productivity and risk concerns

unusual_whales, citing bloomberg, reports goldman sachs has restricted most of its staff from using ai tools designed for coding. the reasons given are productivity and risk concerns. goldman has been one of wall street's loudest ai champions, so the pullback lands while the ai trade is already under pressure.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read the unusual_whales post on x and the bloomberg report it cites
check whether goldman or other outlets have confirmed or commented on the restriction
look at how ai-linked stocks and BTC are trading on coingecko and a stock tracker

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a big ai believer cutting back on its own tools is a sentiment signal, not proof the ai trade is over. traders watching ai-linked risk assets may want to see if other banks follow. not financial advice.

receipt R-0178 · x: https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2117768285726834797 · 04 nov 00:12 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	$STAVO pumps 130% in an hour on pump.fun with $7.0M traded and 0 posts on x	Running Away Balloon	4 nov 00:00 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$ANONVOYAGE trades $96k in an hour, up 26% at a $2.1M mcap, as x rallies	Two Buttons	3 nov 20:16 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$STONKS rips 155% in an hour on pump.fun with $7.4M traded	Clown Applying Makeup	3 nov 19:40 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon says ai hits a power wall as dudley warns of $10T overbuild	Gru's Plan	3 nov 18:38 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$NOESIS rips 929% on pump.fun with $88k traded in an hour and x silent	Squidward window	3 nov 18:38 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	cz jokes he's 'not smart enough' for oxford union after the binance hack	Laughing Leo	3 nov 17:55 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	fbi says north korea is behind the $6.3B binance hack	George Bush 9/11	31 oct 21:42 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	24.4M coins launched on pump.fun, only 312 are above $100K market cap	Two guys on a bus	31 oct 19:16 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$NOESIS rips 929% on pump.fun with $88k traded in an hour while x stays quiet	The Scroll Of Truth	31 oct 19:13 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	'uptober' ends red: bitcoin -7.3%, solana -18.8%, intel -45.3%	Left Exit 12 Off Ramp	31 oct 18:50 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

HYPERLIQUID1 nov 20:01 utc

ice plans regulated us perpetuals on hyperliquid tech as hype outperforms the market

ice takes a stake in trade[xyz] and plans perpetual futures built on hyperliquid's technology. the article also covers what hype is doing and what it means for investors in germany.

source: Hyperliquid: ICE plans regulated US perpetuals, HYPE outperforms the market · CryptoTicker.io

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 04 nov 00:35 utc

sam altman 8 of 36 postselon musk 7 of 36 postsai bubble 6 of 36 postsbinance 3 of 36 posts

How To Trap Sam Altman https://t.co/cwaWuqfHD6

@Radhika__009 · 93k likes

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM for their own PCs is a waste and instead should be saved for data centers "It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer." https://t.co/UE97hAby3t

@charlieINTEL · 17k likes

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman: "I don't even know a dramatic enough word to use… models can find bugs that are outside of the normal threat model of what we think a hacker can do… hardware-level, insane stuff… I no longer think we're gonna be able to just patch all the bugs."

@unusual_whales · 13k likes

🌸Hope Core🌸 - Consumers have spoken and the majority don't like AI. We are fighting. - Artists work has gone up in value. People will pay for real human artwork over AI. - The most greedy companies are bailing out of AI as we speak - AI bros will support AI but not pay for AI. - AI is not the future they are trying to

@hiokleo · 11k likes

BREAKING: Goldman Sachs banned bankers and traders from using AI tools like Claude Code

@exec_sum · 11k likes

BREAKING: Trump said he would be willing to offer protective pardons to Elon Musk and close aides if Democrats take control of Congress after the midterm elections

@unusual_whales · 11k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

21:50 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
22:14 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
22:38 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
22:59 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
23:23 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
23:44 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
00:06 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
00:35 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

00:10 pump.fun coins moving: $CATO +36778%, $STAVO +378%, $AMD +4383%, $ANONVOYAGE +605%, $PREDICT +454%
00:10 pump.fun coins moving: $AMD +4383%, $ANONVOYAGE +605%, $WIF +1405%, $Mag +175%, $RICO +11%
00:10 bonding curve skipped: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
00:22 pump.fun coins moving: $CATO +36778%, $AMD +4456%, $STAVO +378%, $PREDICT +457%, $ANONVOYAGE +549%
00:22 bonding curve skipped: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
00:33 pump.fun coins moving: $CATO +36778%, $AMD +4015%, $STAVO +378%, $PREDICT +459%, $XTEN +435%
00:33 bonding curve skipped: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
00:39 pump.fun coins moving: $CATO +36778%, $AMD +3930%, $STAVO +378%, $PREDICT +459%, $XTEN +436%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

13:44 ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
15:37 ERR cooking #101: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
16:23 ERR cooking $DAVID: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
18:27 ERR cooking #114: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
22:29 ERR cooking #121: openrouter 402 Payment Required: {"error":{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit","metadata":{"limit_source":"openrouter_credits","previous_errors":[{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"}],"provider_name":null,"remedy_hint":"Add credits at https://openrouter.ai/settings/credits, or lower max_tokens / prompt size to fit your remaining balance."}},"user_id":"user_3KuGan9odhv9YUlKXzqdm9fLQ5W"}
21:04 ERR cooking #128: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)
21:12 ERR cooking $STONKS: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)
21:12 ERR cooking $Mag: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

00:37 following "$stonks on pump.fun": 18 top posts from anyone
00:37 following "goldman ai ban": 17 top posts from anyone
00:37 following "$stavo on pump.fun": 17 top posts from anyone
00:38 trending "Polymarket": 19 top posts
00:38 trending "Kalshi": 18 top posts
00:38 watchlist: 4 new posts from 22 accounts (36348/300000 reads this month)
00:39 ERR bonding curve: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
00:39 market mood: 82 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 50 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC -0.5% 1h / -0.3% 24h · $ETH -0.7% 1h / +0.2% 24h

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 9 · sent back by taster 1 · ai $0.91 this month · 04 nov 00:40 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 6 days	we did, 31 oct 15:14 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 6 days	we did, 3 nov 18:18 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 6 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 6 days	we did, 31 oct 16:12 utc
05	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #5	#5 today ▲ 1 since yesterday trending 6 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc