● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///
the meme desk for crypto, finance and the world, with solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid closest to home. the memes are jokes; every story links to its source, every number has a receipt, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.
every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 03 nov 18:34 utc
14 stories on x in the last 48h · 7 rising right now · tap a story for its posts
election day vote pushpoliticsrising11 posts · 263k likes · since 13h
Musk and right-wing accounts push election day voting in Texas and other states, alleging longer waits at red precincts than blue ones in Dallas, Tarrant and Collin counties, as polls open.
@elonmusk · 28k likes · 79 min ago: RT @ZeekArkham: Voted today to keep Florida red. I left the failed politics from New York in New York. https://t.co/aZLArEvBIx
@elonmusk · 14k likes · 1h ago: RT @Wightout66: Just voted red in PA Go vote! https://t.co/KMvS3AZCZe
trump midterm endorsementspoliticsrising33 posts · 19k likes · since 62 min
Trump keeps endorsing America First Senate and House candidates, now including Darline Graham (SC), Pete Ricketts (NE), Ashley Hinson (IA) and Jon Husted (OH), alongside Whatley, Paxton, Sullivan, Collins, Rogers, Moody, Sununu and Marshall.
@realDonaldTrump · 778 likes · 26 min ago: It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Michael Whatley, who is running for the United States Senate in the Great State of North Carolina, which
@realDonaldTrump · 740 likes · 60 min ago: It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Brandon Herrera, who is running to represent the wonderful people of Texas’ 23rd Congressional District!
@realDonaldTrump · 699 likes · 59 min ago: Congressman Derrick Van Orden is an America First Warrior for Wisconsin’s 3rd Congressional District! A retired Navy SEAL, Derrick bravely served our Country
@elonmusk · 7k likes · 69 min ago: RT @AshleyRindsberg: Over the past months, a single Wikipedia editor has been quietly shaping @AbdulElSayed's entry. The editing has been…
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 77 min ago: RT @america: Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate Abdul El-Sayed calls for amnesty for illegal aliens: “We need a pathway to citizenship for fo…
grok bot featurestechfading9 posts · 26k likes · since 27h
Musk and users promote Grok Bot's shopping, travel booking and order features, with praise for trip booking and complaints that it could not find insurance coverage details.
texas senate racepoliticsrising10 posts · 96k likes · since 16h
Trump endorsed Ken Paxton for Senate, alongside Musk and conservative accounts urging Paxton supporters to vote before election day.
↔ election day vote push
@elonmusk · 37k likes · 15h ago: RT @realDonaldTrump: TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF TEXAS, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement a…
@elonmusk · 12k likes · 3h ago: RT @ScottPresler: Texas, I ask for your votes for Ken Paxton for the US Senate. @KenPaxtonTX https://t.co/tpt1Uwjc6y
@elonmusk · 11k likes · 16h ago: RT @karolineleavitt: There is nothing moderate about James Talarico. Talarico is a left-wing extremist. Just listen to him in his own wor…
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 5h ago: RT @XFreeze: Starlink's mobile app has grown massively worldwide over the past three years Between September 2023 and September 2026: • Mo…
@elonmusk · 703 likes · 77 min ago: RT @XFreeze: United Airlines just reached a major milestone: Starlink Wi-Fi is now available on 50% of its DAILY flights United's official…
iran chemical weapons warningpoliticsrising3 posts · 684 likes · since 41 min
Israel reportedly warned US intelligence that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use; US officials are alarmed but skeptical and divided.
↔ us iran qatar proposal
@KobeissiLetter · 436 likes · 34 min ago: BREAKING: Israel has informed the US that their intelligence indicates that Iran is "weighing" the use of chemical weapons, per NY Times. Israeli intel has rep
@DeItaone · 146 likes · 41 min ago: *ISRAEL TELLS US IRAN WEIGHING CHEMICAL ARMS USE: NYT *NYT CITES US, REGIONAL OFFICIALS ON ISRAELI INTEL ON IRAN
@DeItaone · 102 likes · 37 min ago: US–IRAN: ISRAELI CHEMICAL WEAPONS WARNING DIVIDES WASHINGTON Israel has warned US intelligence officials that Iran may be preparing to use chemical weapons, bu
brazil bets ban stf hearingpoliticsfading20 posts · 99k likes · since 6h
Lula's ban on betting sites is under challenge at Brazil's STF; football clubs seek reversal, while supporters push a petition and pressure the court under #BetsNuncaMais, with complaints that comments on the hearing were locked.
@MidiaNINJA · 24k likes · 6h ago: LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de club
@ErikakHilton · 20k likes · 2h ago: 🇧🇷 BETS NUNCA MAIS! Hoje, os defensores das bets e do tigrinho foram ao STF com o objetivo de voltar a lucrar com o empobrecimento, o vício e a morte de brasil
@thiegocomenta · 9k likes · 3h ago: 🚨 URGENTE: Jorge Messias acaba de pedir na audiência que tenha uma nova audiência com a presença da sociedade civil #BetsNuncaMais VAMOS FAZER PRESSÃO!!! https
binance dev malware hackcryptorising16 posts · 2k likes · since 4h
Binance's $6.34B hack began with a fake job interview and malware in a coding test, then spread via an internal AI tool to wallet engineers' machines. Binance says it froze $2.85B and replenished 98% of affected tokens; the FBI reportedly links North Korea, and Chainalysis reports signs of automated laundering.
↔ binance fund coverage
@AzFlin · 900 likes · 3h ago: LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue https://t.co/x7xuDsWN
@WazzCrypto · 885 likes · 3h ago: The domino that caused the Binance $6 Billion hack was a malicious Google ad. 1) Google has been getting away with profiting from ads for literal malware and p
@DegenerateNews · 428 likes · 3h ago: BREAKING: @binance SAYS HACKERS POSED AS A FAKE COMPANY TO INTERVIEW ONE OF ITS ENGINEERS, THEN HAD HIM DOWNLOAD AN "ASSIGNMENT" CONTAINING MALICIOUS CODE ONTO
binance fund coveragecryptorising7 posts · 28k likes · since 25h
Whale Alert flagged a $414.8M USDC transfer from an unknown wallet to Binance, as Binance says user funds are fully covered.
↔ hsbc hk stablecoin↔ binance dev malware hack
@cz_binance · 15k likes · 25h ago: A little something that's not mentioned, and ppl may not even think about: Binance did not borrow money Binance did not sell assets Binance did not raise money
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 25h ago: Binance has allocated 100% of the funds, it's just 5% remaining to convert to some of the small coins taking time.
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 10h ago: Binance hourly deposits EXCEED withdrawals. 👀 According to public reports, only 6-10% of withdrawals went to other CEX. Majority went to self-custody wallets,
pumpfun callout rewardspumpquiet4 posts · 231 likes · since 23h
Pump.fun's Callout Rewards pay traders who call tokens, with new stats showing new callouts versus updates; defended as protection for traders during a slow market.
@a1lon9 · 86 likes · 21h ago: @NoCrust_ to a certain extent, perhaps. the truth is that the minute someone tails your callout on Pumpfun, regardless of your following or size, you're eligibl
@a1lon9 · 43 likes · 21h ago: @poe_real69 heard similar anecdotes from a number of people with varying port sizes. it's a good sign!
strategy btc purchasecryptoquiet4 posts · 17k likes · since 29h
Strategy bought 811 BTC, repurchased $208M of STRC and now holds 849,327 BTC and $4.9B in USD assets; Saylor is also promoting STRC's credit metrics.
@saylor · 10k likes · 29h ago: Strategy has acquired 811 $BTC and repurchased $208M of $STRC. As of 11/1/26, we hold 849,327 BTC and $4.9B of USD Assets. $MSTR https://t.co/uWYzoJJkna
space data center compute debateaiquiet11 posts · 228k likes · since 27h
Musk argues future AI compute will be overwhelmingly in space and defends radiator cooling claims against engineers' doubts, drawing criticism.
↔ ai boom hardware wall
@elonmusk · 158k likes · 15h ago: @broudsov You are fully retarded
@elonmusk · 15k likes · 14h ago: RT @elonmusk: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator poin…
@elonmusk · 15k likes · 14h ago: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator pointed away from the Sun, as it is mos
musk tesla loan taxpayer defenseotherquiet4 posts · 55k likes · since 28h
Musk responds to criticism over the Tesla government loan and his taxpayer value, with supporters defending him over his son's ALS and other attacks.
@elonmusk · 25k likes · 14h ago: @Chesschick01 I have paid far more in taxes than the Tesla loan, which was repaid
@elonmusk · 24k likes · 28h ago: RT @Teslaconomics: Fuck you if you hate on Elon Musk. Just imagine this was your son… ALS took away Jake’s ability to use his wheelchair…
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 3h ago: RT @Chesschick01: The replies to this post are amazing. This guy doesn’t even understand how much Elon Musk has saved the taxpayer with Spa…
everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 03 nov 18:34 utc
POSTS READ197watchlist, elon, story follows, rising
SKIPPED, WITH A REASON6the editor's notable passes
USED IN STORIES0posts a story was built on
STORIES2stories and new angles filed
MEMES COOKED20 posted · 0 sent back
tap a dot accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked
account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture
FILTERED OUT
the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen
LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de clubes de futebol e representantes do setor.
LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue https://t.co/x7xuDsWN55
900 likes
Binance post-mortem posts are 3h old and the story is already covered
It is my Great Honor to endorse the Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot, and someone who has always been extremely loyal to me and our AMAZING MAGA MOVEMEN
635 likes
Trump endorsement spree, routine politics, no crypto link
the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 03 nov 18:19 utc
BTC$77,617+0.6% in 24hcoingecko
ETH$2,296+1.7% in 24hcoingecko
SOL$93.52+1.4% in 24hcoingecko
HYPE$86.43+2.6% in 24hcoingecko
BNB$697.33-0.3% in 24hcoingecko
FEAR & GREED26fearalternative.me
SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$1.9B+104.6% vs the day beforedefillama
PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$123.1M+17.4% vs the day beforedefillama
HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api
btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour
PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving
every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 03 nov 18:33 utc
PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 03 nov 18:18 utc
bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both
early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)
ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 19:12 utc
$CATOmcap $5.8M · peak $5.8M · +0% since first seen 54 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $148k in / $0 out, biggest buy $3k · creator history of rugged tokens, top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership
$CHOOmcap $4.6M · peak $5.4M · -14% since first seen 54 min ago
$DacityCoinmcap $2.4M · peak $2.4M · -0% since first seen 21 min ago
$PREDICTmcap $1.8M · peak $1.8M · +5% since first seen 54 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 7% · last trades $1k in / $638 out, biggest buy $254 · large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$XTENmcap $1.7M · peak $1.7M · +5% since first seen 54 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 8% · large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$RICOmcap $446k · peak $495k · -8% since first seen 54 min ago · @gta6dogrico · ⛓ last trades $3k in / $1k out, biggest buy $1k
$CAPYmcap $176k · peak $179k · +29% since first seen 54 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 19%
$MOVEMBERmcap $151k · peak $166k · -7% since first seen 54 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 25%
$CAPYmcap $109k · peak $109k · +0% since first seen 54 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 51% · top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership, single holder ownership
$MOGMASmcap $96k · peak $149k · -1% since first seen 54 min ago · @MogmasX
$ARNOLDmcap $83k · peak $92k · -10% since first seen 54 min ago
$Slingoormcap $82k · peak $99k · -5% since first seen 31 min ago
$STEALTHmcap $66k · peak $66k · +0% since first seen 44 min ago
$OMBROmcap $42k · peak $42k · +0% since first seen 54 min ago
$UNPOOLEDmcap $18k · peak $19k · -1% since first seen 52 min ago
$ascendmcap $17k · peak $21k · -8% since first seen 54 min ago
TODAY'S TOP 3
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 03 nov 18:34 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 3 nov 18:18 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0172
spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix join 56 companies opposing tokenized stocks on okx and ice
watcherguru reports spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through okx and ice markets. that brings the total to 56 companies, including nvidia, microsoft, nike and walmart. tokenization means trading onchain tokens that track a real stock, and the push is getting a collective no from some of the biggest names in equities.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
find the watcherguru post on x and read the full list of companies
check each company's own statements or investor relations page for its position
look at okx and ice announcements to see what they say about tokenized stocks
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU if you trade tokenized stocks, expect product risk and fewer listings the companies themselves don't back. it is a list from one report, so check the sources before you act on it.
receipt R-0172 · x: https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2117681349347713153 · 03 nov 18:18 utc · by data butcher
template: "Laughing Leo" (a classic) · cooked 3 nov 17:55 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0171
cz jokes he's 'not smart enough' for oxford union after the binance hack
cz posted that he is speaking at the oxford union shortly, a talk booked a while back. he said that 'based on recent events' he doesn't think he is qualified or smart enough for it. binance says user funds are fully covered, and a large usdc inflow to binance was flagged minutes ago; linking it to the hack is our read, not a fact.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
read cz's original post on x (@cz_binance) about the oxford union
check binance's own statement on x about user funds being covered
look at the usdc inflow to binance on an explorer like etherscan or defillama
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU cz joking in public is a tone signal, not proof that funds are safe. watch binance's own statements and on-chain flows rather than the jokes. not financial advice.
receipt R-0171 · x: https://x.com/cz_binance/status/2117674473763860599 · 03 nov 17:55 utc · by data butcher
template: "George Bush 9/11" (a classic) · cooked 31 oct 21:42 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0170
fbi says north korea is behind the $6.3B binance hack
the fbi has confirmed north korea is responsible for the $6.3B binance hack, per watcher guru. binance says 90% of losses are covered and plans to resume withdrawals sunday. the attacker is still moving funds.
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
read the watcher guru post on X and look for the fbi statement it cites
check binance's own statements on X about the fbi, the secret service and the safu fund
search the reported attacker addresses on a block explorer to see whether funds are still moving
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU a state actor holding the stolen funds makes recovery much less likely and adds geopolitical risk to exchange custody. keep an eye on where your coins sit. not financial advice.
the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
image: NBC News
HACK3 nov 07:56 utc
binance says hackers faked a job interview to breach a computer before $6.3b theft
binance said hackers used a bogus job interview to compromise a computer and an internal ai tool. they then gained control of the company's wallets and drained them.
x user claims pump.fun traders are losing money to a rigged system tied to bubblemaps
an x post claims people losing thousands on pump.fun apps are being played by a rigged system. it says proxima paid bubblemaps to build tools for launching bundles.
who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 03 nov 18:14 utc
elon musk 10 of 32 postssam altman 6 of 32 posts
Let me get this straight…
Sam Altman founded OpenAI as a nonprofit. Open source. For everyone. “To benefit humanity.”
Then he raised billions of dollars.
Then he closed the source code.
Then he converted to for-profit.
Then he scraped the entire internet without asking anyone.
Then he used YOUR writing YOUR art Y
TLDR on what’s happening in ai for anyone out of the loop:
>sam altman shows up
>hello we are openai (is closed source btw) and we will be building ai
>sam: we need BILLIONS in funding!
>everyone: ok here you go sam
>sam: wait really?
>everyone: yea..? didn’t you say you need billions of dollars in funding?
>sam: bi
Saying there’s no reason to own Bitcoin because AI can hack a crypto app is like saying there’s no reason to speak English because AI can hack a messaging app.
Elon (for some reason) trolling a multibillion dollar hack
and CZ threatening to full stack dump his shares that helped him buy X
please, just one boring day man https://t.co/dcGID7CGJU
[1] butcher· crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
[2] chef· cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
08:46ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)08:46ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)08:46ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)13:44ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out15:37ERR cooking #101: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note16:23ERR cooking $DAVID: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note18:27ERR cooking #114: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note22:29ERR cooking #121: openrouter 402 Payment Required: {"error":{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit","metadata":{"limit_source":"openrouter_credits","previous_errors":[{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"}],"provider_name":null,"remedy_hint":"Add credits at https://openrouter.ai/settings/credits, or lower max_tokens / prompt size to fit your remaining balance."}},"user_id":"user_3KuGan9odhv9YUlKXzqdm9fLQ5W"}
[3] listener· reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
18:14x talk: elon musk (10 of 32), sam altman (6 of 32)18:15following "binance hack": 16 top posts from anyone18:16trending "#Teamily_AI": 3 top posts18:16trending "#BetsNuncaMais": 20 top posts18:16watchlist: 19 new posts from 22 accounts (29204/300000 reads this month)18:17ERR bonding curve: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)18:18pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (101 reads)18:18market mood: 61 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 29 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD RALLY: most of the market is green. $BTC -0.1% 1h / +0.6% 24h · $ETH -0.1% 1h / +1.7% 24h ·
[4] taster· checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.
06:53SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers07:22SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers07:22SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers07:25SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers07:25PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served07:51PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served18:38SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 9518:38SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 2 · sent back by taster 1 · ai $0.22 this month · 03 nov 18:34 utc
TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot