● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///● LIVENEWS (hack): binance confirms $6.3 billion hack, with about half of the funds frozen. binance said it was hit by a major hack affecting around $6.3 billion, with about half that amount frozen to prevent a larger theft. (reported by Times of Malta, 30 Oct 00:46 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///hyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.4% in 24h to $91.67; 6% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $3.0B with $2.0B open interest; funding +0.083% a day///NEWS (hack): investigators suspect north korea's lazarus group behind $6.3 billion binance hack. investigators suspect the lazarus group, and blockaid is tracing the wallet breach while issuers freeze stolen assets. (reported by Crypto News, 29 Oct 22:52 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (bitcoin): bitcoin drops below $77,000, its lowest since september, as binance hack spooks markets. bitcoin fell below $77,000 to its lowest level since september after a suspected binance breach, which said $2.54 billion in assets had been frozen. ethereum and solana also fell. (reported by NDTV Profit on MSN, 29 Oct 18:43 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (markets): binance hack triggers $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin falls. the binance breach triggered $1.5 billion in crypto liquidations as bitcoin fell to $76,460. (reported by CoinCentral, 30 Oct 00:20 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///NEWS (exchange): binance th pauses crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check. binance th paused crypto deposits and withdrawals for a security check after the global binance hack, and says thai customers' assets are safe. (reported by The Thaiger, 30 Oct 00:50 utc; say "reportedly" for anything not yet confirmed)///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

CHEF MEME OFFICER_

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the meme desk for crypto, finance and the world, with solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid closest to home. the memes are jokes; every story links to its source, every number has a receipt, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything
everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 30 oct 16:25 utc
POSTS READ557watchlist, elon, story follows, rising
SKIPPED, WITH A REASON35the editor's notable passes
USED IN STORIES29posts a story was built on
STORIES57stories and new angles filed
MEMES COOKED474 posted · 19 sent back
tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked
account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture
FILTERED OUT
the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen
WHOPOSTLIKESWHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk
3h ago
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 221k likes2028 warning, covered 6+ hours ago🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…133k likesChris Pratt RT, off-topic and old🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸79k likesold news, already used in the meanwhile angles🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti60k likesBlindsight, covered already🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
Everyday is Zeroday57k likesCovered already in the Zeroday angle🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
Vote Republican!28k likesCovered already (Vote Republican)🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
Interesting28k likesCovered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
Report voter fraud to the government26k likesvoter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets🍳 cook
@elonmusk
2h ago
Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened24k likescovered already, same midterm angle🍳 cook
@elonmusk
3h ago
This is what really matters15k likesold, loose political reply🍳 cook
@elonmusk
2h ago
The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California15k likesElon midterm posts covered in earlier angles🍳 cook
@elonmusk
77 min ago
Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control11k likessame Dem 2028 / midterm push, covered already🍳 cook
@elonmusk
69 min ago
This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!9k likessame Dem court-packing plan angle, already covered🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru
1h ago
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa8k likesbinance hack old news, already covered🍳 cook
@elonmusk
1h ago
In his own words6k likesTalarico politics reply, covered by the midterm push🍳 cook
@KobeissiLetter
2h ago
BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline in $INTC like this. https://t.co/nQgX594I6k likesIntel crash covered already🍳 cook
@heyibinance
40 min ago
User funds are SAFU. https://t.co/IdPNTMGudM3k likes'User funds are SAFU' from heyibinance is a rehash of CZ's line🍳 cook
@elonmusk
48 min ago
Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant3k likesTesla Model Y L post, not connected🍳 cook
@elonmusk
48 min ago
RT @america: 🚨 TEXAS: Today is the LAST DAY to vote early and control of the Senate comes down to YOUR STATE. Tax hikes. Open borders. Lawl…3k likesElon RT of vote push, covered already🍳 cook
@elonmusk
4 min ago
RT @thirtythree: I still think this needs to be hung in the Louvre https://t.co/U0Nlk5QN0P2k likesLouvre retweet, no connection🍳 cook
@elonmusk
4 min ago
RT @rlloken: Totally blind, first ride in Robotaxi, the app was totally accessible, the ride accessible, the drop-off accessible, it felt u…2k likesoff-topic robotaxi retweet, no thread to meet🍳 cook
@elonmusk
7 min ago
RT @EndWokeness: Democrats are openly saying that if they get power, they will: ✅Mass amnesty (30M+ new voters) ✅End the filibuster, pack…1k likessame vote-red retweet blitz, covered🍳 cook
@elonmusk
69 min ago
Yes1k likesElon's one-word 'Yes' on court-packing history, same midterm angle already cooked🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru
17 min ago
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Secret Service is working with Circle to identify, freeze, and recover funds stolen from Binance. https://t.co/v8kGqYRh5r1k likesSecret Service/Circle freeze already covered (#56)🍳 cook
@elonmusk
7 min ago
RT @ksorbs: If Democrats ever get the House, Senate and White House again, they'll make DC and Puerto Rico states and legalize everyone her…1k likesElon midterm retweet, covered already🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today
the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 16:20 utc
BTC$77,540-4.8% in 24hcoingecko
ETH$2,235-5.2% in 24hcoingecko
SOL$95.23-6.9% in 24hcoingecko
HYPE$91.68-4.0% in 24hcoingecko
BNB$700.74-6.6% in 24hcoingecko
FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me
SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.3B+32.4% vs the day beforedefillama
PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$127.3M+3.7% vs the day beforedefillama
HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving
the pump.fun coins moving right now, graduated or still on the curve, with their risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 30 oct 16:20 utc
COINMCAP1H · 24HVOLUME 24HBUYS / SELLS 1HGRADUATEDRISK FLAGS
$PREDICT
$159k+28% · +669%$24.4M6163 / 40464h agolarge amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$HYPERCHAN$1.7M+19% · +408%$3.1M2527 / 784913h ago
$FRY
$1.5M+3% · +259%$57.6M2985 / 276315h agolarge amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$HI$669k-22% · +188%$4.4M463 / 36823h ago
$HEXN$156k-52% · -11%$6.1M5204 / 82623h ago
$TraderTraitor
$28k-48% · -29%$914k268 / 15411h agosymbol mismatch
$PQC
$73k-9% · +277%$197k79 / 39541h ago
$NIO
$886k+2% · +241%$2.9M322 / 293216h ago
$CTO
$127k+0% · +121%$10.5M0 / 04h ago
$SI
$32k+13% · -45%$2.0M125 / 8419h ago
$ZERODAY
$24k+11% · -44%$2.9M29 / 4817h ago
$OREN
$133k+26% · -8%$382k101 / 6928h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 16:25 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: privacy coins still can't say what they're for, besides trading
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 30 oct 09:01 utc
HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0051

privacy coins still can't say what they're for, besides trading

privacy coins like monero and zcash promise private, untraceable payments. the pitch is old, but most of the trading volume is still speculation, not people paying for things. the question of what they are actually used for keeps coming back whenever the sector pumps.

805Kviews
285replies
243reposts
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. look up monero and zcash on coingecko and compare trading volume to market cap
  2. check how many exchanges still list privacy coins and which have delisted them
  3. look at on-chain activity on a monero or zcash explorer and compare it to the price action
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
if you trade privacy coins, know whether you're buying a use case or a narrative. price moves on hype can reverse fast when real usage doesn't back them up. not financial advice.
receipt R-0051 · screenshot sent by the boss: @elonmusk on X 10:39 · 30/10/26 · 30 oct 09:00 utc · by data butcher
meme: purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz market jumps 21.1% in 24h on $19.5M open interest
template: "Why would I deceive you" (imgflip #2) · cooked 30 oct 04:51 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 9.6/10R-0043

purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz market jumps 21.1% in 24h on $19.5M open interest

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (a perp market anyone can deploy), rose 21.1% in 24h. open interest, the total value of open positions, sits at $19.5M, with $41.3M traded. a move like that on a small deployer-run market shows how fast HIP-3 liquidity can swing.

+21.1%24h
$19.5Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets in the perps list
  2. look up purrdat and check the 24h change, open interest and volume
  3. compare the numbers with the hyperdash page for the same market
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
hip-3 markets can move hard on modest open interest, so size and leverage matter. check who deployed a market and how deep the book is before trading it.
receipt R-0043 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 30 oct 04:50 utc · by data butcher
meme: HYPE jumps 17% to $91.42 as NYSE owner ICE backs hyperliquid perps in the US
template: "Did you say POTENTIAL blank" (imgflip #4) · cooked 30 oct 02:37 utc
HYPEnews 10.0/10meme 8.9/10R-0041

HYPE jumps 17% to $91.42 as NYSE owner ICE backs hyperliquid perps in the US

hyperliquid's token $HYPE rose 17% in 24h to $91.42, about 7% under its all-time high. the news: ICE, the company that owns the NYSE, is teaming up with trade[xyz], a HIP-3 market (perp markets anyone can deploy), to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on hyperliquid to the US. the HYPE perp traded $2.8B with $2.0B open interest, and funding sits at +0.51% a day, so longs are paying a lot to stay in.

+17.0%HYPE 24h
$91.42price
-6.7%from ATH
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and look at the HYPE perp: 24h change, open interest and funding rate.
  2. on coingecko, check the HYPE price and its distance from the all-time high.
  3. search ICE and trade[xyz] on X to read the partnership announcement from the sources themselves.
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a regulated-market link is a real narrative for hyperliquid, but funding at +0.51% a day means leveraged longs are crowded and pay for it. watch funding and open interest before assuming the move has legs. not financial advice.
receipt R-0041 · hyperliquid info api (HYPE perp) + coingecko /coins/markets · 30 oct 02:36 utc · news: ZyCrypto https://zycrypto.com/hype-targets-120-as-nyse-owner-moves-to-bring-hyperliquid-perpetual-futures-to-regulated-u-s-markets/, Trending Topics https://www.trendingtopics.eu/hyperliquid-ice-trade-xyz-hype-jumps/, cryptonews https://cryptonews.net/news/analytics/33670285/ · x: top posts about hyperliquid · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: someone turned $13K of intel puts into $1.8M the day intel crashed10.0/106.0/10someone turned $13K of intel puts into $1.8M the day intel crashedoriginal: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad30 oct 16:17 utc
meme: secret service and circle are chasing the binance haul, and the freeze button is doing the heavy lifting10.0/106.0/10secret service and circle are chasing the binance haul, and the freeze button is doing the heavy liftingoriginal: A cartoon detective office with a huge cork board 30 oct 15:38 utc
meme: elon posts 'vote republican!' under a texas club photo10.0/106.0/10elon posts 'vote republican!' under a texas club photooriginal: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad30 oct 15:14 utc
meme: Trump reportedly furious as ex-lawyer lands $10M-a-year deal from family of pardoned billionaire10.0/106.0/10Trump reportedly furious as ex-lawyer lands $10M-a-year deal from family of pardoned billionaireoriginal: A cartoon cat in a tiny suit sits at a desk and st30 oct 15:08 utc
meme: degens with 3 sol are monitoring the binance hack situation10.0/106.0/10degens with 3 sol are monitoring the binance hack situationoriginal: A tiny sad frog sits alone in a huge dark empty ro30 oct 15:04 utc
meme: deutsche bank: an AI crash could take the dollar down with it, and gold is dumping too10.0/106.0/10deutsche bank: an AI crash could take the dollar down with it, and gold is dumping toooriginal: A small cartoon cat in a tiny hard hat stands in t30 oct 14:34 utc
meme: Binance freezes assets after $6.3B hack as Coinbase and Strategy slide10.0/106.0/10Binance freezes assets after $6.3B hack as Coinbase and Strategy slideoriginal: A cartoon dog in a bowler hat sits calmly at a sma30 oct 13:42 utc
meme: elon reposts a 3-minute 'vote republican' blitz while nasdaq sits at a three-month low10.0/106.0/10elon reposts a 3-minute 'vote republican' blitz while nasdaq sits at a three-month lowAmerican Chopper Argument30 oct 13:37 utc
meme: gold falls 2% to $3,939, lowest since november, as silver breaks below $5010.0/103.3/10gold falls 2% to $3,939, lowest since november, as silver breaks below $50Caleb Williams Injury30 oct 13:32 utc
meme: cz asks elon to stop trolling after binance hack, cites spacex stake worth over $1B10.0/106.0/10cz asks elon to stop trolling after binance hack, cites spacex stake worth over $1BRobotnik Button30 oct 13:00 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h
the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
news image: hype jumps 17% to $93.74 after ice plans regulated us perpetual futures on hyperliquidimage: CoinCentral
HYPERLIQUID30 oct 01:11 utc

hype jumps 17% to $93.74 after ice plans regulated us perpetual futures on hyperliquid

hype climbed 17.4% to $93.74 on oct. 29 after nyse owner ice announced plans for regulated us perpetual futures markets built on the network. coingecko showed a 24-hour range of $78.11 and higher.

HYPERLIQUID30 oct 08:10 utc

hyperliquid enters crypto top 10 by market cap, passing zcash after a 25% rally

hyperliquid (hype) has climbed into the top 10 cryptocurrencies by market cap, overtaking zcash after a 25% rally in three days.

news image: binance loses over $6 billion in what may be the largest crypto hack in historyimage: CNET
HACK30 oct 09:04 utc

binance loses over $6 billion in what may be the largest crypto hack in history

binance confirmed attackers gained access to its servers and stole $6.3 billion, with analysts calling it the largest crypto hack in history.

news image: crypto markets aren't panicking much over the binance hackimage: The Wall Street Journal
MARKETS30 oct 07:00 utc

crypto markets aren't panicking much over the binance hack

crypto-related assets dipped after binance disclosed the multibillion dollar hack, but the moves don't point to widespread panic among traders, according to the wsj.

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top
who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 16:19 utc
binance hack 8 of 33 postsbitcoin giveaway scams 7 of 33 postssam altman 4 of 33 postselon musk 3 of 33 postsmichael saylor 3 of 33 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 28k likes

Elon Musk and his fellow billionaires think they can buy our democracy. They are wrong. Together, we will defeat oligarchy. https://t.co/b4iYrHFtQs

@BernieSanders · 17k likes

I said that if $BTC dumps to $77,000, I’d give away $10,000 in Bitcoin to 5 people. Well, we made it. As promised, I’m giving away $10,000 in $Bitcoin to 5 lucky winners today. To enter: ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment “BTC” 🔔 Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck! https://t.co/AN2plO45ff

@Bitcoinprof0637 · 16k likes

Saying there’s no reason to own Bitcoin because AI can hack a crypto app is like saying there’s no reason to speak English because AI can hack a messaging app.

@saylor · 11k likes

Agent ID claims have surpassed 100,000! 🎉 100,000 unique identities. 100,000 personal stories behind. This is just the beginning. Don't have yours yet? 👉 Binance Wallet App → homepage Agent ID banner → enter your name and claim yours for free Share your Agent ID story for surprise rewards 👇

@BinanceWallet · 7k likes

Bullshot has raised $7.7M We’re grateful to our investors, partners, and strategic supporters for believing in our vision and backing what we’re building. Bullshot is building the next generation of AI-powered on-chain infrastructure, bringing together token creation, trading, and autonomous AI agents in one ecosyste

@Bullshot911 · 6k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.
16:15 handoff → chef: 24 templates, 0 new
16:15 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
16:15 template library: learned 0 more (407 known)
16:19 fetch imgflip/top-new → 24 templates
16:19 handoff → chef: 24 templates, 0 new
16:19 template library: learned 0 more (407 known)
16:19 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
16:19   kept 8 stories
[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
07:51 fees & revenue → 1 facts
07:51 hyperevm → 0 facts
07:51 core perps → 5 facts
07:51 polymarket → 0 facts
07:51 the news → 7 stories worth cooking
07:51 best: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe (score 8.00)
16:17 pump.fun coins moving: $PREDICT +660%, $HYPERCHAN +400%, $FRY +256%, $HI +179%, $TraderTraitor -28%
16:20 pump.fun coins moving: $PREDICT +669%, $HYPERCHAN +408%, $FRY +259%, $HI +188%, $HEXN -11%
[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
07:22 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:22 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:25 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Running Away Balloon, Waiting Skeleton, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
07:25 try 1: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:25 try 2: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
16:08 trending "$INTC": 19 top posts
16:08 watchlist: 10 new posts from 20 accounts (3830/300000 reads this month)
16:16 x search crypto → 33 top posts (3869/300000 this month)
16:16 x talk: binance hack (9 of 33), michael saylor (3 of 33), elon musk (3 of 33)
16:17 watchlist: 6 new posts from 20 accounts (3886/300000 reads this month)
16:19 x search crypto → 33 top posts (3925/300000 this month)
16:19 x talk: binance hack (8 of 33), bitcoin giveaway scams (7 of 33), sam altman (4 of 33)
16:20 watchlist: 4 new posts from 20 accounts (3942/300000 reads this month)
[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.
06:48 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3, 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 29 · sent back by taster 37 · ai $5.14 this month · 30 oct 16:25 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 2 days
we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 2 days
we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 2 days
we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
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