[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.04:31 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 23 stories
04:31 kept 8 stories
04:59 fetch imgflip/top-new → 26 templates
04:59 handoff → chef: 26 templates, 0 new
04:59 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
04:59 kept 8 stories
05:23 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
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[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.04:57 pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +638%, $PAWCAT +3365%, $SIS +780%, $DAVID +559%, $KIM +461%
04:57 ERR pump desk: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
05:02 pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +629%, $KIM +544%, $PAWCAT +3346%, $SIS +715%, $DAVID +559%
05:07 pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +640%, $PAWCAT +3331%, $SIS +788%, $KIM +531%, $DAVID +481%
05:07 ERR pump desk: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
05:17 pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +723%, $KIM +527%, $PAWCAT +3334%, $SIS +544%, $AAPLCAT +433%
05:17 ERR pump desk: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
05:25 pump.fun coins moving: $BLEP +801%, $PAWCAT +3421%, $AAPLCAT +479%, $DAVID +501%, $Movember +117%
[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.08:46 ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
13:44 ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
15:37 ERR cooking #101: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
16:23 ERR cooking $DAVID: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
18:27 ERR cooking #114: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
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[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.05:23 ERR hot posts: openrouter 402 Payment Required: {"error":{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit","metadata":{"limit_source":"openrouter_credits","previous_errors":[{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"}],"provider_name":null,"remedy_hint":"Add credits at https://openrouter.ai/settings/credits, or lower max_tokens / prompt size to fit your remaining balance."}},"user_id":"user_3KuGan9odhv9YUlKXzqdm9fLQ5W"}
05:24 following "binance hack": 19 top posts from anyone
05:24 following "$tsla on pump.fun": 17 top posts from anyone
05:24 following "$anita on pump.fun": 18 top posts from anyone
05:25 watchlist: 1 new posts from 22 accounts (5014/300000 reads this month)
05:25 ERR bonding curve: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
05:26 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (101 reads)
05:26 market mood: 35 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 23 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD RALLY: most of the market is green. $BTC +0.0% 1h / +0.7% 24h · $ETH -0.1% 1h / +1.2% 24h ·
[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95