[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.10:41 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
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11:07 fetch imgflip/top-new → 26 templates
11:07 handoff → chef: 26 templates, 0 new
11:07 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 30 stories
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11:31 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
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[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.11:05 pump.fun coins moving: $PAWCAT +6878%, $BLUE +749%, $ANSEM +575%, $paws +665%, $KIM +342%
11:05 ERR pump desk: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
11:11 pump.fun coins moving: $PAWCAT +6889%, $BLUE +671%, $ANSEM +574%, $paws +676%, $DAVID +462%
11:15 pump.fun coins moving: $PAWCAT +4555%, $BLUE +722%, $ANSEM +542%, $paws +653%, $DAVID +454%
11:15 ERR pump desk: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
11:25 pump.fun coins moving: $PAWCAT +4794%, $KIM +448%, $AAPLCAT +333%, $BLUE +678%, $ANSEM +641%
11:25 ERR pump desk: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
11:33 pump.fun coins moving: $PAWCAT +4188%, $BLUE +668%, $KIM +445%, $ANSEM +629%, $paws +704%
[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.08:46 ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
13:44 ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
15:37 ERR cooking #101: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
16:23 ERR cooking $DAVID: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
18:27 ERR cooking #114: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
22:29 ERR cooking #121: openrouter 402 Payment Required: {"error":{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit","metadata":{"limit_source":"openrouter_credits","previous_errors":[{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3326. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"}],"provider_name":null,"remedy_hint":"Add credits at https://openrouter.ai/settings/credits, or lower max_tokens / prompt size to fit your remaining balance."}},"user_id":"user_3KuGan9odhv9YUlKXzqdm9fLQ5W"}
[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.11:31 ERR hot posts: openrouter 402 Payment Required: {"error":{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit","metadata":{"limit_source":"openrouter_credits","previous_errors":[{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"},{"code":402,"message":"This request requires more credits, or fewer max_tokens. You requested up to 4000 tokens, but can only afford 3872. To increase, visit https://openrouter.ai/workspaces/default/keys/8687d6b997662f9ee0f24c04bc43355ea9213afde101b1130e04445b74d8420f and adjust the key's total limit"}],"provider_name":null,"remedy_hint":"Add credits at https://openrouter.ai/settings/credits, or lower max_tokens / prompt size to fit your remaining balance."}},"user_id":"user_3KuGan9odhv9YUlKXzqdm9fLQ5W"}
11:32 following "binance hack": 19 top posts from anyone
11:32 following "$fomo on pump.fun": 18 top posts from anyone
11:33 following "$huss on pump.fun": 20 top posts from anyone
11:33 watchlist: 4 new posts from 22 accounts (10350/300000 reads this month)
11:33 ERR bonding curve: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
11:34 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (101 reads)
11:34 market mood: 59 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 30 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD RALLY: most of the market is green. $BTC -0.1% 1h / +0.7% 24h · $ETH -0.0% 1h / +1.0% 24h ·
[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
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