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chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo stories --last 48h

every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 31 oct 14:52 utc

42 stories on x in the last 48h · 6 rising right now · tap a story for its posts

bitcoin breaks below 80kcryptorising32 posts · 3k likes · since 27h

Bitcoin fell to a six-week low near $76K after the Binance hack; spot Bitcoin ETFs saw their largest net outflow day since June (-$643M).

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ grok bot growth and paywall↔ flap protocol hack

@WatcherGuru · 1k likes · 82 min ago: Bitcoin Price on Halloween 🎃 2010: $0.20 2011: $3.27 2012: $11 2013: $201 2014: $337 2015: $312 2016: $699 2017: $6,369 2018: $6,330 2019: $9,170 2020: $13,54
@Diamondweb_3 · 218 likes · 4h ago: $BTC has had a rough week, but one thing I find interesting is how it has managed to hold up despite the pressure from the Binance hack. After the news broke,
@DeItaone · 203 likes · 24h ago: BITCOIN BREAKS BELOW $80,000 SUPPORT AFTER BINANCE HACK Bitcoin fell 2.1% to $77,182, hitting a six-week low of $76,368 overnight following the reported Binanc

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trump iran war talkpoliticsrising22 posts · 3k likes · since 26h

Iran's FM tells Al Jazeera talks with Washington are undecided between direct and indirect, the Hormuz reopening plan and conditions (sanctions relief, fewer US forces) remain on the table, and no US meeting is planned.

↔ iran supreme leader military orders↔ poland tusk court row

@riize_popbase · 444 likes · 11h ago: RIIZE remains at #1 on Melon Global K-chart for 5 consecutive days now. https://t.co/NryTtmKiiI
@DeItaone · 366 likes · 26h ago: TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: IT'S GOING TO GET WRAPPED UP SOON -KCMO RADIO INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 351 likes · 26h ago: *TRUMP: DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK WITH, A LOT OF IRAN LEADERS GONE *TRUMP: IRAN HAS TO MAKE A DEAL

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binance hack falloutcryptorising113 posts · 42k likes · since 28h

Binance says $6.34B is set aside against the ~$6.3B loss; Binance says 90% of stolen assets are replenished, its SAFU fund partially deploys within 24 hours, and withdrawals are on track to reopen Sunday 2026-11-01.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ hack victim p2p scams↔ chainalysis data breach↔ october crypto hacks run↔ flap protocol hack

@elonmusk · 9k likes · 21h ago: Cool
@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 22h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says $6.3 billion crypto hack is a "major disaster for the industry." "It hurts, but we survive." https://t.co/6Pm3DOBudY
@binance · 3k likes · 24h ago: A message from Binance's Co-CEO, @_RichardTeng.

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binance $6b hackcryptofading276 posts · 280k likes · since 40h

Binance hack: attacker still moving ETH across fresh addresses (on-chain count up ~8.8k ETH since 09:23 UTC Oct 31); CZ urges focus on North Korean hackers; memecoins and rumour threads circulating.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ whales buy eth from exchanges↔ ai hack fear narrative↔ coinbase price target cuts↔ whale btc and usdt moves↔ binance hacker notsafu coin↔ flap protocol hack↔ clarity act hack freeze↔ october crypto hacks run

@elonmusk · 61k likes · 40h ago: Everyday is Zeroday
@WatcherGuru · 39k likes · 24h ago: JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa
@cz_binance · 19k likes · 27h ago: In 2023, after news of the $4 billion fine, Gulf, our partner in Thailand, asked: “do you need help with cash liquidity?” We didn’t, but I appreciated the gestu

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tech stock bear market selloffmarketsrising37 posts · 51k likes · since 27h

Tech and crypto stocks keep sliding as Nasdaq nears three-month lows and VIX tops 20; traders link big-tech moves to Bitcoin's drop alongside the Binance hack.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ intel stock record crash↔ musk warns of democratic sweep↔ neuralink telepathy and blindsight↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai valuation cut↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ coinbase price target cuts

@Osint613 · 10k likes · 24h ago: Almost USD 1 trillion is wiped out at the market. https://t.co/iW4gkkeRXz
@KobeissiLetter · 7k likes · 24h ago: Tech Stocks in Bear Market Territory: 1. AppLovin, $APP: -68% 2. Coinbase, $COIN: -62% 3. CoreWeave, $CRWV: -60% 4. Arm Holdings, $ARM: -55% 5. Western Digital
@KobeissiLetter · 6k likes · 20h ago: The timing of today's market crash is noteworthy. As selling pressure spreads, the Nasdaq 100 is now down nearly -5% on the day. Meanwhile, the market-implied

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anthropic s-1 financialsmarketsrising41 posts · 1k likes · since 15h

Chamath admits he was wrong to think Anthropic had only $30-50B cash and says it does not need to raise $200B+ in its IPO, challenging the S-1 funding narrative.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai funding target cut↔ anthropic ipo bubble debate

@ns123abc · 701 likes · 11h ago: >monday, october 26: anthropic drops their S-1 ⁠⁠ >institutional investors open the filing and choke on their morning espresso: >Q2 revenue: $11.6 billion >Q2 o
@coinbureau · 234 likes · 7h ago: 🚨HUGE: Anthropic’s IPO filing reveals nearly $900 BILLION in future commitments for servers, buildings and power. For scale, that exceeds the annual nominal GD
@DCHELSFC1 · 94 likes · 5h ago: 🚨 Claude's parent company is going public: the prospectus is out, ticker ANT Jun 1: S-1 filed confidentially ✅ Oct 26: Prospectus filed publicly, Nasdaq ticker

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anthropic ipo junk ratingmarketsfading110 posts · 23k likes · since 22h

Blackstone tells investors to expect a high-junk BB-range rating for Anthropic after its IPO, reversing its earlier investment-grade view; no agency has rated it yet, and junk status could limit the insurance and pension capital it can draw on. Pricing is expected mid-to-late November.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ openai valuation cut↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ openai funding target cut↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide↔ anthropic ipo bubble debate

@KobeissiLetter · 9k likes · 20h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per F
@unusual_whales · 3k likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic could get a junk credit rating despite its planned mega-IPO, per FT Blackstone has warned investors that Anthropic may receive a below-inve
@DeItaone · 2k likes · 22h ago: *ANTHROPIC EXPECTED TO RECEIVE A “HIGH” JUNK RATING: FT

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whale btc and usdt movescryptorising24 posts · 545 likes · since 24h

Whale transfers continue during the Binance hack, including large USDT moves into Bitfinex and Tether Treasury and BTC/ETH flows into Coinbase.

↔ binance $6b hack

@skep0x · 339 likes · 8h ago: I need to see the face of whoever at https://t.co/oBQdypNCO4 scheduled “USDT to SWIFT in one transfer” right after the Binance hack. Was this in the content ca
@whale_alert · 19 likes · 14h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 222,700,000 $USDT (222,449,087 USD) transferred from #Bitfinex to Tether Treasury https://t.co/K0MVTFg9ff
@whale_alert · 18 likes · 20h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 1,000 $BTC (77,110,821 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to #Coinbase https://t.co/MdNmsFh6sX

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grok bot growth and paywallaiquiet10 posts · 36k likes · since 41h

Grok Bot daily users keep rising, with new features like phone screen questions and a coworker-style tone; Musk notes no free tier.

↔ trump consulted grok↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ hack victim p2p scams

@elonmusk · 15k likes · 41h ago: Worth noting that Grok @Bot has no free tier
@elonmusk · 12k likes · 15h ago: Cool
@elonmusk · 5k likes · 15h ago: Think of Grok @Bot as a work colleague

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poland tusk court rowpoliticsfading24 posts · 20k likes · since 11h

Polish PM Tusk's push to curb the courts and President Nawrocki's resistance, now with police intervention claims, flag-burning clips, 'coup' and 'treason' framing, and EU-law supremacy debate spreading on X.

↔ trump iran war talk

@ninoboxer · 2k likes · 11h ago: Poland's ambassadors are resigning in protest, Nawrocki has personally stormed the Constitutional Court, and NO ONE has come out in support of Tusk. The EU is
@TerraOrBust · 2k likes · 6h ago: If you're looking at Poland and wondering what the hell is going on, and what Donald Tusk is on about. EU membership requires the EU courts to be supreme, the
@Rob_Roos · 2k likes · 5h ago: The same script in Romania, Hungary, and now Poland.The @EU_Commission is supposed to defend the EU rule of law. It does the opposite. My good friend @D_Tarczy

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binance hacker notsafu coinpumpquiet11 posts · 17 likes · since 26h

Memecoins launched in the name of the Binance hacker group, including a NOTSAFU coin mocking Binance, circulating as hack-linked lore.

↔ binance $6b hack

@KysrCrypto · 7 likes · 4h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY Binance Hackers (TraderTraitor group) deployed a TRADERTRAITOR coin. I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did a 20X. $Trad
@KysrCrypto · 6 likes · 11h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did great This is the last coin of the Binance Hacker lore. Here's lore: Binance hac
@KaminaSOL · 1 likes · 26h ago: Hey Binance hackers, So there’s this thing called PumpFun.

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anthropic ipo bubble debatemarketsfading3 posts · 27 likes · since 5h

Posts debate whether Anthropic's ~$100B IPO (about $2T valuation, 31x revenue) will prove AI demand is real or mark a bubble, with a year-end liquidity angle, OpenAI funding strain and a Q4 Fed hike risk, plus claims of ~4,000 new millionaires.

↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ china ai stock crash↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide

@Crypto_Retardio · 20 likes · 4h ago: Anthropic’s IPO - expected within the month - is projected to mint ~4,000 new millionaires, including ~1,200 deca-millionaires. OpenAI will do the same. Capit
@lovezihuatanejo · 5 likes · 5h ago: Can Anthropic's $100B IPO in November, the largest in history, prove AI is not a bubble? $2T valuation, 31x revenue, $430B in compute contracts. If $100B gets
@conorsen · 2 likes · 2h ago: Decent chance the Anthropic IPO serves as a year-end liquidity clearing event but it’s hard to feel great about them trying to raise up to $100 billion when Ope

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trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquidcryptofading45 posts · 30k likes · since 28h

ICE and trade(xyz) partnership lifts HYPE; ICE seeks CFTC approval for US-regulated Hyperliquid perps, with Druckenmiller backing trade(xyz) and a stake in the firm reported.

↔ hyperliquid hype whale selling

@elonmusk · 28k likes · 26h ago: Interesting
@blknoiz06 · 696 likes · 27h ago: 0:00 - Hyperliquid x ICE news 4:09 - $HYPE chart and levels 7:04 - Kinetiq L2 & coins to buy 10:51 - Update on the $ETH short 24:14 - Equities earnings carn
@Cryptic_Web3 · 294 likes · 25h ago: 🔥 HUGE: NYSE parent ICE partners with @tradexyz to bring Hyperliquid-powered 24/7 perpetual futures to the U.S. The planned market will cover equities, indices

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ukraine refinery attackspoliticsquiet11 posts · 11k likes · since 26h

Ukrainian drones hit the Ufa refinery (Bashneft sites ablaze), with Kremlin saying Kyiv is ignoring Trump's request to stop refinery strikes.

↔ russia energy grid strikes↔ moscow airport drone disruptions

@Osinttechnical · 6k likes · 8h ago: Ukrainian attack drones hit Russia’s Ufa Oil refinery moments ago, setting the facility ablaze. https://t.co/IVMyuYo60B
@front_ukrainian · 2k likes · 8h ago: ❗️Just now, 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery in 🇷🇺Ufa. https://t.co/KRzOmCdPcA
@visionergeo · 847 likes · 8h ago: BREAKING | 🇺🇦🔥🇷🇺‼️ Ukrainian long-range drones have reportedly struck an oil refinery in Ufa, Russia, triggering a major fire at the facility. The attack is sai

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october crypto hacks runcryptoquiet3 posts · 2k likes · since 9h

Traders note a run of October exploits, including Ledger (Oct 12), a compromised Polymarket frontend (Oct 29) and the Binance and Flap hacks, which has blunted the 'uptober' hopes.

↔ flap protocol hack↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@buildwithsid · 2k likes · 7h ago: October in a nutshell: - PHP got hacked - Railway got hacked - OpenCode got hacked - Binance got hacked - Polymarket got hacked - GitHub Actions got hacked - S
@web3_tech_ · 156 likes · 9h ago: last day of the month where is the uptober that was promised? i really thought it was gonna be a great month for crypto, but all we’ve seen so far is hacks a
@honeybangerr · 10 likes · 8h ago: Binance hacked for 6.3 biilions - Vijay sales data sell in dark web - AU Small Finance Bank (Data Leak) - Malicious "Claude Code" Extension - E-mudra Single-

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moscow airport drone disruptionspoliticsquiet5 posts · 2k likes · since 7h

Overnight Ukrainian drone and balloon raids cause hundreds of delays and cancellations at Moscow airports, with flight restrictions reimposed.

↔ ukraine refinery attacks

@front_ukrainian · 675 likes · 5h ago: ❗️A 🇺🇦Ukrainian balloon with a clearly visible small suspended drone has been recorded in the 🇷🇺Moscow region. Due to the raid by such balloons, the capital’s a
@JayinKyiv · 641 likes · 7h ago: More chaos at Russian airports amid another overnight Ukrainian drone barrage that reached Ufa, 1500km from Ukraine. https://t.co/rlQbV1lGof
@Gerashchenko_en · 419 likes · 6h ago: More delays and cancelations in Moscow airports due to drone attacks. This is Sheremetyevo. https://t.co/zMANjdhmDc

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iran supreme leader military orderspoliticsquiet4 posts · 177 likes · since 3h

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei orders expanded strike range against US and Israeli assets, faster ammunition output and stronger military intelligence.

↔ trump iran war talk

@DeItaone · 59 likes · 3h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO UPDATE TARGET LIST TO BRING 'ALL US AND ISRAELI ASSETS, TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE,' WITHIN STRIKING RANGE -STATEMENT
@DeItaone · 51 likes · 3h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI ORDERS IMMEDIATE, IMPACTFUL AND 'GEOGRAPHICALLY UNRESTRICTED RESPONSE' TO ANY ENEMY THREAT -WRITTEN MESSAGE
@DeItaone · 42 likes · 3h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO INCREASE PRODUCTION OF AMMUNITION AND WEAPONS FOR RECONNAISSANCE, SUPPORT AND COMBAT OPERATIONS

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musk vs cz binance spatcryptoquiet69 posts · 117k likes · since 27h

CZ tells Musk to stop trolling during the hack; now says he has no interest in fighting Musk and urges focus on the North Korean hackers. Binance's SPCX stake from its $500M Twitter investment (now over $1B) is floated to cover remaining losses, and the spat keeps spreading on X.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@cz_binance · 40k likes · 26h ago: @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter take
@cz_binance · 14k likes · 26h ago: @cryptobball @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining g
@WatcherGuru · 11k likes · 26h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ tells Elon Musk to "please stop" trolling following major hack. "Show a little support." https://t.co/Q8bZ3XAiow

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openai funding target cutaiquiet3 posts · 4 likes · since 14h

OpenAI cut its funding target by $10B and is seeking $20B at a $1.25T valuation; WSJ reports it has raised less than half of the original $30B target, fueling AI-sector valuation pressure.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide

@Amos8125 · 4 likes · 6h ago: Valutazione complessiva 1,25 mld. Che è sempre uno sproposito e più in alto del round di finanziamento precedente ma denota una certa prudenza rispetto alle att
@mike_h1990 · 0 likes · 14h ago: When it rains it pours for the AI sector. Add this OpenAI news to Anthropic possibly getting a high junk credit rating when it goes public and a horrendous week
@letsgoelsewhere · 0 likes · 5h ago: So what now happens when the money starts to dry up? OpenAI raises just $11bn against a $30bn target, at a lower valuation than hoped. Blackstone warns Anthro

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el-sayed haley stevens feudpoliticsquiet18 posts · 28k likes · since 12h

Michigan Democratic Senate race: El-Sayed's campaign asks rival Rep. Haley Stevens to skip campaign events in the closing days after she demanded he apologize for Israel criticism; Mike Rogers endorses Stevens, UAW and Obama rally behind El-Sayed, and the fight spreads across X.

@ryangrim · 9k likes · 11h ago: Haley Stevens ran her entire primary campaign on the premise that as an Obama staffer she helped save the auto industry and she strongly suggested that Obama wa
@PunishedPingu · 3k likes · 12h ago: Abdul slamming the door in Haley Stevens' face is the type of cut throat Dems need to be to succeed. She was acting like a self centered asshole and i think Dem
@CNN · 3k likes · 11h ago: Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed's campaign has asked his former primary opponent, Rep. Haley Stevens, to skip all campaign events in the race'

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ai hack fear narrativeaiquiet3 posts · 60 likes · since 26h

Warnings that AI will fuel Binance-scale hacks, disputed by users who say the Binance hack had nothing to do with AI.

↔ binance $6b hack

@ChartingGuy · 57 likes · 24h ago: funny cause the hack had nothing to do with AI the FUD campaign rn is strong af very telling
@desh_saurabh · 3 likes · 26h ago: Crypto hacks nearly tripled as frontier AI models rolled out. Ofc correlation is not causation. But every major protocol will/should have people using AI to fi
@gogo5288 · 0 likes · 19h ago: Binance hot wallet hacked yesterday. AI make hackers stronger. This is an industrial pain period. The whole cex and defi and onchain facing it. for exchanges

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goldman ai jobs warningaiquiet8 posts · 879 likes · since 26h

Goldman Sachs finds higher AI adoption is linked to weaker employment growth and estimates AI could displace nearly 10% of workers during the transition.

@unusual_whales · 800 likes · 26h ago: Goldman Sachs says AI could displace nearly 10% of workers. The bank estimates that if AI lifts productivity by 15%, about 9% of workers could be pushed out of
@unusual_whales · 73 likes · 22h ago: Higher AI adoption is now associated with weaker employment growth and higher unemployment, per Goldman Sachs
@GregoireDup · 5 likes · 26h ago: AI is starting to show up in the unemployment data. Workers displaced from AI-exposed jobs: • take ~1 month longer to find work • are ~10pp more likely to stil

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frontier ai usage gapaiquiet3 posts · 0 likes · since 26h

Aaron Levie's post on the gap between frontier AI users and everyone else sparks replies on whether the divide is money, workflow speed or people who tried AI once.

@AdityaBatra072 · 0 likes · 26h ago: @levie half the gap is just money ngl. most people judging ai are still on the free tier while the frontier people are burning $100+ a month on usage
@EthGoldi · 0 likes · 26h ago: @levie the gap isn't access, everyone rents the same models for $20. it's cycle time: frontier folks rebuild the workflow every few weeks, enterprises codified
@Frank_AI_Lab · 0 likes · 26h ago: @levie The biggest gap isn't tools, it's people who tried it once a year ago and decided it doesn't work.

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hyperliquid hype whale sellingcryptoquiet7 posts · 400 likes · since 28h

Whale wallets sold large HYPE positions for profits of $10M+ and $16M+.

↔ trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquid

@lookonchain · 142 likes · 11h ago: Whales are dumping $HYPE! Wallet 0x2685 sold 912,383 $HYPE ($82.09M) 6 hours ago, which it bought a month ago, making over $10M in profit. Wallet 0x648F sold
@HyperliquidNews · 100 likes · 28h ago: hyperliquid:native SURPASSES $3B IN 24-HOUR TRADING VOLUME. https://t.co/EODuNHSREY
@VikingoDigital_ · 77 likes · 25h ago: Hyperliquid just generated $6.8M in fees over the last 24h, equivalent to 74K $HYPE burnt. More volatility = more volume = more fees = more $HYPE buybacks ht

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whales buy eth from exchangescryptoquiet6 posts · 272 likes · since 26h

Large ETH withdrawals from FalconX and OKX by whale and new wallets.

↔ binance $6b hack

@lookonchain · 137 likes · 13h ago: Whales are buying $ETH! Whale 0x72e0 received 9,625 $ETH ($21.57M) from #FalconX 4 hours ago. Newly created wallet 0x2908 withdrew 3,377 $ETH ($7.52M) from #O
@whale_alert · 66 likes · 26h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 61,000 $ETH (136,363,448 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to unknown wallet https://t.co/1PhEdg37Xk
@lookonchain · 47 likes · 10h ago: A newly created wallet (0x1c75) withdrew 1.15M $LIT($3.31M), 7.995M $ENA($1.51M) and 7.31M $ARB($1.18M) from #OKX. https://t.co/7N7mlqVDnL https://t.co/3m0y6C9

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japan asks ai model accessaiquiet3 posts · 3k likes · since 23h

Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.

@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 23h ago: JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.
@DeItaone · 24 likes · 23h ago: JAPAN ASKS ANTHROPIC, OPENAI FOR MORE ACCESS TO ADVANCED MODELS - NIKKEI
@DeItaone · 18 likes · 23h ago: JAPANESE GOVT PLANS TO INCLUDE STRONGER COOPERATION WITH U.S. AI DEVELOPERS IN CYBERSECURITY PACKAGE DUE OUT AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK - NIKKEI

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consumer finance pessimism recordmarketsquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 26h

A record 41% of US consumers expect their finances to worsen over the next 12 months, tripling since Q2 2024.

@KobeissiLetter · 1k likes · 15h ago: Americans have never been this pessimistic about their finances: A record 41% of US consumers expect their financial situation to be worse over the next 12 mon
@unusual_whales · 84 likes · 25h ago: Gen X is now the most anxious generation about retirement. Just 49% of Gen X savers say they’re on track or ahead for retirement, down from 58% a year ago, per
@unusual_whales · 75 likes · 26h ago: Stdent-loan payments are pushing people to slash their budgets and delay life milestones, per BI It comes as consumer stress is mounting: 1 in 5 Americans is b

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silver falls below $50marketsquiet3 posts · 544 likes · since 26h

Spot silver dropped below $50/oz for the first time since November 2025.

↔ gold falls below 4000

@DeItaone · 318 likes · 24h ago: SPOT GOLD EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 3% TO $3,908.13/OZ
@DeItaone · 138 likes · 26h ago: SPOT SILVER DROPS BELOW $50/OZ LEVEL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE NOVEMBER 2025
@DeItaone · 88 likes · 25h ago: SPOT SILVER EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 5.3% TO $49.63/OZ

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exxon diesel crunchmarketsquiet4 posts · 147 likes · since 26h

Exxon CEO Darren Woods says diesel is the key crunch point, with demand staying high despite added capacity.

↔ oil forecasts raised

@DeItaone · 66 likes · 26h ago: EXXONMOBIL CEO DARREN WOODS: DIESEL IS THE KEY CRUNCH POINT; DEMAND FOR DIESEL REMAINS HIGH DESPITE THE CAPACITY - CNBC INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 33 likes · 24h ago: RUSSIA'S NOVAK SAYS ATTACKS ON OIL REFINERIES WILL HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON DIESEL FUEL SUPPLIES TO GLOBAL MARKET
@DeItaone · 28 likes · 26h ago: RUSSIA PLANS TO EXTEND BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS, WITH CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS, UNTIL THE END OF JANUARY - IFX

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us and canada economic datamarketsquiet5 posts · 162 likes · since 26h

Batch of macro releases: Q3 US employment cost index, Canada GDP flash, Chicago business barometer, and a Fed official calling for a rate hike soon.

@DeItaone · 37 likes · 26h ago: U.S. Q3 EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX +0.8% (CONSENSUS +0.8%) VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 WAGES/SALARIES +0.7% VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 BENEFIT COSTS +0.
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 26h ago: CANADA AUGUST GDP -0.0% VS JULY 0.0% (REVISED FROM -0.0%); FORECAST WAS +0.2% CANADA SEPTEMBER GDP MOST LIKELY DOWN 0.1% - STATSCAN FLASH ESTIMATE
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 24h ago: MNI OCT CHICAGO BUSINESS BAROMETER 55.3 VS SEP 58.8

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exchanges sell bitcoin wavecryptoquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 25h

After the Binance hack, traders say major exchanges including Coinbase, OKX and Bybit are selling Bitcoin again.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout

@cryptorover · 710 likes · 25h ago: Binance is selling. Coinbase is selling. OKX is selling. Bybit is selling. Bitstamp is selling. Everyone is back to selling Bitcoin again! https://t.co/TL9kr
@CastilloTrading · 255 likes · 24h ago: Binance now starting to spot sell $BTC a lot heavier after the hack. Arkham now say the hack was roughly around $5.7B in stolen funds. Some frozen, some not. I
@xcallmeclaudiax · 153 likes · 24h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe

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intel stock record crashmarketsquiet28 posts · 49k likes · since 29h

Intel's record ~30% plunge is drawing comments that its 'Trump pump' has unwound and that its foundry strategy lost ground in the datacenter buildout.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@unusual_whales · 12k likes · 22h ago: BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million.
@KobeissiLetter · 10k likes · 24h ago: BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline i
@KobeissiLetter · 8k likes · 29h ago: BREAKING: Intel stock, $INTC, extends losses to -27% on the day, now on track for its biggest daily loss since 1974. This puts the stock down -53% from its Jun

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google suncatcher space data centerstechquiet3 posts · 10k likes · since 20h

Google's Project Suncatcher prototype satellite was launched and received a command, a step toward AI data centers in space.

↔ larry page galaxy exploration remarks↔ spacex bottoms-up financial model

@elonmusk · 5k likes · 16h ago: RT @ns123abc: BREAKING: Google just proved AI data centers in space actually work Project Suncatcher's first satellite, built with @planet…
@elonmusk · 4k likes · 16h ago: RT @NewsFromGoogle: Our TPUs just phoned home... from space. ICYMI, on October 1, we sent four TPUs into orbit to test whether our AI hard…
@unusual_whales · 102 likes · 20h ago: Google has activated its first AI satellite in orbit, running an AI model on board that wrote poetry while circling Earth. The prototype, part of Project Sunca

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reddit ai traffic dropmarketsquiet4 posts · 14k likes · since 26h

Reddit's CEO says AI search modes no longer drive traffic to the platform, a sign of AI's impact on web publishers.

@KobeissiLetter · 13k likes · 26h ago: Reddit's earnings call has exposed the new reality for thousands of companies. "AI mode does not drive traffic. Not for us and not to anybody as far as I know.
@WatcherGuru · 311 likes · 22h ago: JUST IN: Reddit $RDDT stock crashes 28% after CEO reveals Google AI search is driving significantly less traffic to the platform. https://t.co/fL2p999MWm
@KobeissiLetter · 186 likes · 23h ago: Yesterday's earnings call with Reddit's CEO will be referenced for years to come. Reddit, $RDDT, is now down -42% in 8 trading days. AI has disrupted search,

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altman on dram in home pcsaiquiet7 posts · 78k likes · since 22h

Altman says it is quite terrible that consumers hold scarce DRAM instead of data centers.

@pubity · 32k likes · 21h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’
@Pirat_Nation · 20k likes · 21h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a
@unusual_whales · 18k likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better alloc

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texas early voting pushpoliticsquiet34 posts · 415k likes · since 35h

A final Texas poll shows Paxton at 49.4% to Talarico's 48.4%; Musk and allies push turnout on the last early-voting day, and a Talarico scandal story circulates.

@elonmusk · 124k likes · 33h ago: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@elonmusk · 50k likes · 33h ago: Vote Republican!
@elonmusk · 47k likes · 26h ago: Yes

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mma 2026 fan votingotherquiet14 posts · 5k likes · since 29h

K-pop fans push votes and chart rankings for the 2026 Melon Music Awards (MMA), with voting closing Nov 13.

@IVEstagram__ · 515 likes · 9h ago: [🍈] IVE ‘BANG BANG’ has surpassed 100,000 votes in the Song of the Year (Daesang) category at the 2026 Melon Music Awards! — They currently hold a 46,600 vote
@melon · 408 likes · 9h ago: [💌] GLLIT을 위한 아일릿의 셀카 도착! #아일릿 은 지금 MMA2026 준비 중 ✨ GLLIT에게 보낸 애정 듬뿍 메시지는 #MMA2026 응원보드에서 확인해 보세요💚 🔗https://t.co/qHA5aFK9Zp K-POP CONNECT: The New Pulse, MMA2
@ioi_10th · 384 likes · 25h ago: [🗳️]MMA2026 부분별 투표 안내 올해의 아티스트•올해의 앨범•올해의 베스트송 📆투표 기간 ~ 2026.11.13(FRI) 23:59(KST) ✔투표 방법 멜론 앱 > MMA2026 > 투표하기 > 아이오아이 (I.O.I) 선택 > 투표하기 Melon🔗h

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musk warns of democratic sweeppoliticsquiet46 posts · 1.2M likes · since 33h

Musk warns a 2028 Democratic sweep would end democracy, and posts amplifying the claim keep spreading.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 329k likes · 33h ago: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to
@elonmusk · 329k likes · 25h ago: RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…
@elonmusk · 79k likes · 25h ago: Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened

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spacex bottoms-up financial modelmarketsquiet4 posts · 8k likes · since 24h

Shaun Maguire's bottoms-up SpaceX model through 2028 shows steep growth, and Musk says orbital compute will far exceed terrestrial compute by 2029.

↔ google suncatcher space data centers

@elonmusk · 3k likes · 16h ago: @shaunmmaguire @Indian_Bronson I think we can do better
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 12h ago: @SPCX100T Terrestrial compute will be peanuts compared to orbital compute. Orbital compute deployed per month probably exceeds terrestrial around the end of 2
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 24h ago: RT @cb_doge: SpaceX is “the single most undervalued opportunity on the planet,” says Keith Fitz-Gerald. He says he wants to invest in opti…

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musk on race and diversity claimspoliticsquiet5 posts · 89k likes · since 21h

Musk says Democrats are racist against Asians and whites, citing Virginia school admissions, and amplifies replies on diversity.

@elonmusk · 45k likes · 21h ago: The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites
@elonmusk · 29k likes · 7h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…
@elonmusk · 10k likes · 21h ago: RT @Cjpearson: Hi, black guy here! This is actually the literal opposite of diversity 😂😂😂😂

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election fraud and turnout claimspoliticsquiet4 posts · 103k likes · since 40h

Posts flag alleged voter fraud and implausible Minnesota turnout figures, with calls to report fraud to government.

@elonmusk · 46k likes · 32h ago: Report voter fraud to the government
@elonmusk · 28k likes · 33h ago: At least
@elonmusk · 23k likes · 40h ago: The fraudsters always had outsized moral outrage and the most heart-breaking stories that were … totally false

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neuralink telepathy and blindsighttechquiet3 posts · 158k likes · since 34h

Neuralink announces Telepathy for high-speed thought-based communication and Blindsight for restoring sight, pending regulatory approval.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 97k likes · 34h ago: Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready fr
@elonmusk · 56k likes · 34h ago: Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy. It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly e
@elonmusk · 5k likes · 19h ago: Good video about @Neuralink

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THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 31 oct 14:52 utc

POSTS READ1088watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON67the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES19posts a story was built on

STORIES46stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED518 posted · 1 sent back

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accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 23h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	73k likes	Elon politics post from 23h ago, covered by #64	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	61k likes	Elon midterm post, covered in earlier angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	45k likes	culture-war politics, not connected to markets or crypto	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	@spacetourist0 This is wrong on many levels. My older 5 children are adults and live independent lives. I see my kids with Claire every other week and kids with Shivon every few days. That’s the who	32k likes	family schedule reply, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	Cool ❤️	31k likes	Elon 'Cool' on Shotwell gift, 16h old, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 7h ago	RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…	29k likes	Elon political retweet, midterm push already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 8h ago	Something seriously wrong with Talarico	25k likes	Elon on Talarico is the midterm push, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	This would be the end of democracy in America	20k likes	Talarico post, covered already	🍳 cook
@Pirat_Nation 20h ago	OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of	20k likes	Altman RAM already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	Eli Lilly has some banger drugs coming out!	18k likes	Elon on Eli Lilly, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	Talarico would abolish democracy in America and institute permanent one-party rule!	16k likes	Talarico politics, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant	16k likes	Tesla Model Y post, off-topic and no clear tie	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	You can now find out if any reach limitations have been applied to your account	14k likes	X visibility labels, not connected to the market story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @EndWokeness: Democrats are openly saying that if they get power, they will: ✅Mass amnesty (30M+ new voters) ✅End the filibuster, pack…	14k likes	same vote-red retweet blitz, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	I miss Larry Page	14k likes	'I miss Larry Page', 17h old, not connected to a running story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	RT @TMZ: Ilhan Omar's Ex-Husband, Rumored to Be Her Brother, Says He's Gay https://t.co/0dH3mD0WvZ	13k likes	Elon retweeting TMZ gossip, not connected to markets	🍳 cook
@unusual_whales 22h ago	BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million. The $68 puts expiring today were 25% ou	12k likes	Intel puts jackpot already cooked	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	Cool	12k likes	Elon 'Cool' on Grok bot, 13h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 8h ago	RT @robotaxi: Bone voyage https://t.co/tQZx0b5uoO	12k likes	Elon RT of a robotaxi 'Bone voyage' Halloween post, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Yes	11k likes	Elon's one-word 'Yes' on court-packing history, same midterm angle already cooked	🍳 cook
@cz_binance 22h ago	Saw a few discussions about size of hack, why impact to bitcoin price is small, etc. 👇 $6.3 billion is the biggest in USD terms, but not in BTC terms. MtGox was 650,000 BTC! Other important numbers	11k likes	CZ replies already covered	🍳 cook
@heyibinance 23h ago	User funds are SAFU. https://t.co/IdPNTMGudM	10k likes	'User funds are SAFU' from heyibinance is a rehash of CZ's line	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	True	10k likes	6h old, Elon True on SpaceX/Cathie Wood, not tied to a fresh event	🍳 cook
@KobeissiLetter 20h ago	BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per FT. Details include: 1. Blackstone has	9k likes	Anthropic junk rating already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @thirtythree: I still think this needs to be hung in the Louvre https://t.co/U0Nlk5QN0P	9k likes	Elon RT of a Louvre joke, not connected	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 31 oct 14:51 utc

BTC$77,452+0.6% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,251+0.8% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$95.74+1.1% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$86.79-5.9% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$705.87+1.3% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.1B-7.8% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$113.6M-10.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 31 oct 14:51 utc

PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 31 oct 14:51 utc

bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both

SIGNAL	COIN	ON-CHAIN, 1H	BUYS VS SELLS	ON X	LOUDEST POSTER	TOP POST
rally	$NUTSon the curvemcap $3k · 36 min old · top10 3% · HPRB…emn8 dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 2 clones	$123k-69%	983 traders	14posts/h · 22 likes	@0x_AuraLux1 6k	“dev of $NUTS is live DUDzd9LHATPcvdLLBZsKUPu7HMx4SYt25Wj6XjLspump Come raid 👇👇 https://t.co/K266ewsDrn”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$Pumpon the curvemcap $3k · 48 min old · top10 0% · 6jvn…Pu5d dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 21 clones	$99k-13%	678 traders	19posts/h · 11 likes	@0x_AuraLux1 6k	“31X up from my call on $Pump #Dewtee #helevier #Solana https://t.co/B19bEwc2eY”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$PIKMINon the curvemcap $3k · 43 min old · top10 10% · F89i…SQBu dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 19 clones	$99k+17%	621 traders	229posts/h · 12 likes	@DegenFlow_ 6k	“15x from my call on $Pikmin CA> 2MXhpKgHBREgYYj3bSdorqbuJjkPAve1LTNHtk8Lpump https://t.co/DJfRSAxqRb”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$Leverhedgegraduatedmcap $1.6M · liq $108k · 15h old · top10 5% · 0 clones	$83k+33%		12posts/h · 11 likes	@DegenFlow_ 6k	“36.4X 🚀🔥 from my $Leverhedge call. Called early. Momentum went CRAZY. 📈💰 CA: FWatMYieKhRuJ1yuTcmVG1njRhZWwqH”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$BOOBIESon the curvemcap $3k · 62 min old · top10 0% · 9L4k…dUMG dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 3 clones	$110k-86%	702 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$PUMPKINon the curvemcap $3k · 61 min old · top10 3% · GdRS…oDMP dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 8 clones	$85k-72%	529 traders	4posts/h · 2 likes	@y7_y00ts 7k	“$pumpkin #halloween #halloween2026 #memecoin #spooky #SPOOKYPUMPKIN #meme $halloween”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$iCoingraduatedmcap $374k · liq $62k · 16h old · top10 17% · CTb5…VJys dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 1 clones	$67k-26%		5posts/h · 10 likes	@SolanaHub_ 27k	“Trending @pumpfun memecoins last 24h 🟢 What’s your go-to token this szn?👇 $BTC @BigTittyCoinSol $iCoin @iCoi”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$WASTEDgraduatedmcap $39k · 20h old · top10 23% · CTb5…VJys dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$16k-16%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook

early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)

ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 14:50 utc

copycat wave: 2 coins named "pikmin"

$NUTSMafia Nuts · $123k traded in 1h · -69% · 2071 buys / 1669 sells · 983 traders

$BOOBIESBooBies · $110k traded in 1h · -86% · 740 buys / 976 sells · 702 traders

$PumpPumpCoin · $99k traded in 1h · -13% · 1389 buys / 1162 sells · 678 traders

$PIKMINPIKMIN · $99k traded in 1h · +17% · 747 buys / 928 sells · 621 traders

$PUMPKINPumpkinCoin · $85k traded in 1h · -72% · 1044 buys / 907 sells · 529 traders

$デンThe Chosen One · $84k traded in 1h · +241% · 1076 buys / 876 sells · 567 traders

$TogetherTogether · $83k traded in 1h · -6% · 1145 buys / 1035 sells · 586 traders

$MEGAMegaPump · $73k traded in 1h · +237% · 1372 buys / 1070 sells · 697 traders

$PikminPikmin · $60k traded in 1h · -65% · 418 buys / 383 sells · 338 traders

$SIStableAInfra · $59k traded in 1h · -29% · 722 buys / 686 sells · 430 traders

CLIMBING · up over the last hour

$DESSAmcap $26.8M · peak $26.8M · +69% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 2%

$GATOmcap $6.0M · peak $6.1M · -2% since first seen 2h ago

$HImcap $398k · peak $658k · -34% since first seen 6h ago

$TSLAmcap $211k · peak $211k · +168% since first seen 3h ago

$CTOmcap $127k · peak $127k · +0% since first seen 7h ago

$CATPADmcap $124k · peak $177k · -2% since first seen 7h ago · ⛓ last trades $1k in / $958 out, biggest buy $262

$TYGRmcap $124k · peak $124k · +0% since first seen 7h ago

$发发mcap $121k · peak $121k · +3% since first seen 4h ago

$Gatomcap $113k · peak $123k · -0% since first seen 3h ago

NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h

$Leverhedgemcap $1.6M · peak $1.7M · +7% since first seen 46 min ago · @LeverHedgeMeme · ⛓ top 10 holders 5% · last trades $2k in / $2k out, biggest buy $406

$VAMPCATmcap $90k · peak $142k · -24% since first seen 1h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 23%

FADED · well off their peak

$BTCmcap $8.7M · peak $9.1M · -2% since first seen 7h ago

$NIOmcap $939k · peak $994k · -6% since first seen 6h ago

$iCoinmcap $387k · peak $629k · -16% since first seen 7h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 17% · last trades $1k in / $2k out, biggest buy $356

$Saturweenmcap $352k · peak $768k · -52% since first seen 7h ago · @saturweencto_ · ⛓ last trades $10 in / $300 out, biggest buy $7

$LUMImcap $272k · peak $673k · -53% since first seen 7h ago

$TSLAmcap $245k · peak $245k · +257% since first seen 6h ago

$WASTEDmcap $158k · peak $201k · +66% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 23% · last trades $25 in / $220 out, biggest buy $25

$AgenCmcap $138k · peak $699k · -75% since first seen 7h ago · @AgenCSIB · ⛓ top 10 holders 3% · last trades $841 in / $763 out, biggest buy $349

$TUSKmcap $58k · peak $82k · +20% since first seen 7h ago

$Kimmcap $48k · peak $81k · -25% since first seen 7h ago · @KimCryptoBoss

$PQCmcap $46k · peak $53k · -13% since first seen 5h ago

$CTOmcap $37k · peak $74k · -50% since first seen 7h ago

$TYGRmcap $12k · peak $14k · -9% since first seen 7h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 31 oct 14:52 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: binance says it will absorb the hack loss and deploy its SAFU fund within 24 hours

template: "Surprised Pikachu" (a classic) · cooked 31 oct 14:51 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0149

binance says it will absorb the hack loss and deploy its SAFU fund within 24 hours

binance said through posts relayed by @DeItaone that it will absorb the financial impact of the stolen funds, not its users. it expects a partial deployment of SAFU, its secure asset fund for users, over the next 24 hours. it also says BTC, ETH, USDT, BNB, SOL, USDC, XRP, USD1, RLUSD and ZEC are fully backed 100%.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read the original posts from @DeItaone and binance's own channels on X
check binance's proof of reserves page for the backing of each asset
watch the SAFU wallet on a block explorer for outgoing movements

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
if the SAFU deployment happens as stated, users take no direct loss, but the cost lands on binance. wait for the actual onchain deployment before treating it as done, and as always, this is not financial advice.

receipt R-0149 · x: https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2116540573742170236 https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2116540662724055047 https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2116540472860536989 · 31 oct 14:51 utc · by data butcher

meme: $Leverhedge rallies 26% in an hour on pump.fun as x posts 10 times an hour

template: "Gru's Plan" (a classic) · cooked 31 oct 14:40 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0148

$Leverhedge rallies 26% in an hour on pump.fun as x posts 10 times an hour

$Leverhedge, a solana coin that graduated from pump.fun 14 hours ago, traded $81k in the last hour and is up 26% in that time. Buys outnumbered sells 861 to 640. On x, accounts are posting about 10 times an hour, and one call claims a 36.4x gain. Market cap is $1.5M.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open the coin's page on dexscreener and check the 1h volume and the buys vs sells
look at the holders on solscan: top 10 hold about 5%, and the biggest is likely the pool
search the cashtag on x and read the original posts, including the 36.4x call

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the move is real on the chart, but x chatter is thin and one claimed gain is a single unverified post. liquidity is $104k, so size matters. not financial advice.

receipt R-0148 · x: https://x.com/DegenFlow_/status/2116530241040761187 · 31 oct 14:40 utc · by data butcher

meme: elon pitches moon mass driver and petawatts while earth's markets bleed, saylor says go deeper

template: "original: ms paint style drawing: a small cartoon dog in a tiny hard hat sits calmly at a kitchen table in a room that is on fire, sipping c" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 14:07 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0147

elon pitches moon mass driver and petawatts while earth's markets bleed, saylor says go deeper

replying to @spencerpratt, elon musk said launching super intelligence satellites into deep space with a mass driver on the moon could reach more than a petawatt a year of capability, which he said would far exceed the best case value of earth's economy. about 12 minutes earlier saylor had posted 'go deeper @elonmusk'. it is our read that this was a reply to elon's post, not confirmed. the timing matters: the nasdaq is in correction, ai valuations are under pressure, and bitcoin has been shaky after the binance hack. while investors count losses, the loudest voices are talking about the moon. the meme is the gap between the two.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read elon's reply to @spencerpratt on x and check the petawatt/year wording
check saylor's 'go deeper @elonmusk' post and its timestamp against elon's
the link between the two posts is an interpretation, not stated by either

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
nothing here changes anything on earth today: it is a pitch, not a plan with numbers. but it shows how far the big narrative has drifted from the market's mood, and saylor's reply shows how fast the crypto crowd attaches itself to any big idea.

receipt R-0147 · x: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116526323938328597 https://x.com/saylor/status/2116529129562730563 · 31 oct 14:06 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	$iCoin climbs 65% in an hour on pump.fun while x barely mentions it	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a small fast-food kiosk in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'iC	31 oct 13:32 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$PUMPE rips 907% on pump.fun as x shills 'dm for entry' and 13 clones circle	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper party hat sits alone at a tiny wooden table in a big dim room, holding a ph	31 oct 13:32 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Kitty rips 595% on pump.fun as x posts 57 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a cheerful pink cat-themed fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper c	31 oct 13:31 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$MUNINN pumps 495% on pump.fun while x barely notices	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon raven with a worried face sits on a wooden perch in a huge dark empty room, holding a tiny	31 oct 13:31 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TSLA rips 67% on pump.fun while x says nothing	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a cheerful little fast-food drive-through window in a warm muted uniform and p	31 oct 12:23 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TENURE rips 1057% on pump.fun as the community rallies on x	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper party hat sits on a small wooden raft in the middle of a huge calm ocean, holding a tiny flag with	31 oct 12:22 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Champy runs +278% on pump.fun while x posts 5 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny wooden fast-food stand at night in a warm muted uniform and paper cap w	31 oct 12:22 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Champ rips 1122% on pump.fun while x is still looking elsewhere	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a hard hat stands alone in a huge empty stadium at night, pointing a megaphone at thousands of empty seats,	31 oct 12:21 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$VAMPCAT rips 1262% in an hour as x posts 667 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear VAMP	31 oct 11:13 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$股票 pumps 160% on pump.fun as x jokes about a closed stock market	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap grey suit sits alone at a desk in a dark room at night, a calendar page of	31 oct 11:12 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: ice signs deal to bring hyperliquid-based perpetual futures to us traders

image: Startup Fortune

HYPERLIQUID31 oct 05:34 utc

ice signs deal to bring hyperliquid-based perpetual futures to us traders

ice, the nyse owner, signed a deal with trade[xyz] to bring hyperliquid-based perpetual futures to us traders. the news sent hype up 17%, with druckenmiller backing the venture.

source: NYSE Owner ICE Strikes Deal to Bring Hyperliquid Perps to the US · Startup Fortune

news image: binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever, dwarfing every crypto theft

image: TweakTown

HACK30 oct 22:35 utc

binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever, dwarfing every crypto theft

hackers stole $6.3 billion from binance on october 29, with most funds drained in just 20 minutes. it is being called the largest hack in history.

source: Binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever, dwarfing every crypto theft in history · TweakTown

news image: binance freezes about $3 billion in stolen tokens and promises user reimbursements

image: Gizmodo

EXCHANGE31 oct 00:30 utc

binance freezes about $3 billion in stolen tokens and promises user reimbursements

binance says it has frozen around $3 billion of the stolen tokens. it also says all customers will be reimbursed for their losses.

source: Binance Reassures Users That $6.3 Billion in Stolen Crypto Is, Like, Pocket Money to Them · Gizmodo

news image: bitcoin falls below $77,000 as binance hack adds to crypto and nasdaq selling

image: Analytics Insight

BITCOIN31 oct 07:30 utc

bitcoin falls below $77,000 as binance hack adds to crypto and nasdaq selling

bitcoin dropped under $77,000 after the $6.3 billion binance breach added to selling pressure across the crypto market.

source: Bitcoin Price Risks Worst October Since 2014 Amid Binance Hack, Nasdaq Sell-Off · Analytics Insight

news image: north korea linked to about 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, chainalysis says

image: Crypto News

HACK31 oct 00:59 utc

north korea linked to about 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, chainalysis says

chainalysis links suspected north korean hackers to nearly 89% of reported crypto hack losses in 2026. pyongyang rejects international sanctions.

source: North Korea linked to 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, Chainalysis says · Crypto News

news image: us stocks plunge and $2 trillion is wiped out as ai bubble fears grow

image: BeInCrypto

MARKETS30 oct 20:44 utc

us stocks plunge and $2 trillion is wiped out as ai bubble fears grow

us stocks plunged and $2 trillion was wiped out. the report asks whether the ai bubble is bursting and whether wall street faces further losses.

source: Why Did the US Stock Market Crash? $2 Trillion Wiped Out · BeInCrypto

news image: binance in talks with malaysian regulators for a license after five-year absence

image: Bloomberg

EXCHANGE31 oct 03:30 utc

binance in talks with malaysian regulators for a license after five-year absence

binance says it is in discussions with malaysian regulators for a licensed business in the country. it is seeking a route back into a market that has blocked it.

source: Binance in Talks for Malaysia License after Five-Year Absence · Bloomberg

news image: stock market dives as intel craters; midterms and jobs report loom

image: Investor's Business Daily

MARKETS30 oct 15:39 utc

stock market dives as intel craters; midterms and jobs report loom

the stock market, including the dow, ended the week lower after intel collapsed. the midterm elections and the latest jobs report are now ahead.

source: Stock Market Dives As Intel Craters, Triggers This Shift; Midterms, Jobs Report Due · Investor's Business Daily

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 31 oct 14:47 utc

elon musk 7 of 35 postscrypto giveaways 6 of 35 postssam altman 5 of 35 postsbinance hack (north korea) 2 of 35 poststrade[xyz] and ice hyperliquid perps 2 of 35 posts

Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.

@rushicrypto · 49k likes

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa

@WatcherGuru · 39k likes

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 29k likes

Google just lost half a trillion dollars in value overnight because their Ai overview is ruining their own business, what a time to be alive.

@favwontmiss · 19k likes

Companies like Microsoft, Meta, Google, Amazon, SpaceX, Oracle & Nvidia have racked up $3 trillion in debt on a high-stakes gamble on AI. Big Tech Oligarchs: If your AI bet fails, don’t come begging to taxpayers. You won’t be bailed out — period. End of Discussion.

@SenSanders · 13k likes

Last night an AI agent performed brain surgery on a mouse. We gave it 19 gene therapy vectors in a spreadsheet, a mouse model of epilepsy, access to a motorize surgery rig with cameras and one goal: reduce seizures. It picked the drug. It picked the brain region. It derived the coordinates from three papers. Then it

@OcanaSantero · 9k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

13:17 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
13:41 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 22 stories
13:41   kept 8 stories
14:01 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
14:02   kept 8 stories
14:26 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
14:47 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
14:47   kept 8 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

14:27 on the pump.fun curve: $BOOBIES -3%, $NUTS -49%, $Pump -13%, $PIKMIN -1% · waves: 2 coins named "pikmin"
14:28 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +1772%, $iCoin +956%, $Leverhedge +2277%, $WASTED +325%, $VAMPCAT +169%
14:39 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +861%, $Leverhedge +2020%, $WASTED +339%, $VAMPCAT +168%, $DESSA +147%
14:39 on the pump.fun curve: $BOOBIES -3%, $NUTS -69%, $Pump -13%, $PIKMIN +6% · waves: 2 coins named "pikmin"
14:49 pumpportal: recording every pump.fun launch live
14:50 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +750%, $Leverhedge +2225%, $WASTED +276%, $DESSA +212%, $AgenC -22%
14:50 on the pump.fun curve: $NUTS -69%, $BOOBIES -86%, $Pump -13%, $PIKMIN +17% · waves: 2 coins named "pikmin"
14:51 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +761%, $Leverhedge +2193%, $DESSA +225%, $WASTED +273%, $AgenC -26%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
08:46 ERR cooking $CUM: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
13:44 ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

14:47 x search crypto → 35 top posts (14222/300000 this month)
14:47 x talk: elon musk (7 of 35), crypto giveaways (6 of 35), sam altman (5 of 35)
14:48 following "$tsla on pump.fun": 19 top posts from anyone
14:49 following "$anita on pump.fun": 18 top posts from anyone
14:49 following "anthropic ipo junk": 17 top posts from anyone
14:49 watchlist: 9 new posts from 22 accounts (14453/300000 reads this month)
14:51 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (139 reads)
14:51 market mood: 64 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 33 over 24h. $BTC +0.0% 1h / +0.6% 24h · $ETH -0.0% 1h / +0.8% 24h · $SOL -0.3% 1h / +1.1% 24h · $HYPE -1.1% 1h /

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 43 · sent back by taster 2 · ai $11.85 this month · 31 oct 14:52 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc