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chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo stories --last 48h

every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 31 oct 14:30 utc

42 stories on x in the last 48h · 3 rising right now · tap a story for its posts

bitcoin breaks below 80kcryptorising32 posts · 3k likes · since 26h

Bitcoin fell to a six-week low near $76K after the Binance hack; spot Bitcoin ETFs saw their largest net outflow day since June (-$643M).

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ grok bot growth and paywall↔ flap protocol hack

@WatcherGuru · 710 likes · 60 min ago: Bitcoin Price on Halloween 🎃 2010: $0.20 2011: $3.27 2012: $11 2013: $201 2014: $337 2015: $312 2016: $699 2017: $6,369 2018: $6,330 2019: $9,170 2020: $13,54
@Diamondweb_3 · 218 likes · 4h ago: $BTC has had a rough week, but one thing I find interesting is how it has managed to hold up despite the pressure from the Binance hack. After the news broke,
@DeItaone · 202 likes · 24h ago: BITCOIN BREAKS BELOW $80,000 SUPPORT AFTER BINANCE HACK Bitcoin fell 2.1% to $77,182, hitting a six-week low of $76,368 overnight following the reported Binanc

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trump iran war talkpoliticsrising22 posts · 3k likes · since 25h

Iran's FM tells Al Jazeera talks with Washington are undecided between direct and indirect, the Hormuz reopening plan and conditions (sanctions relief, fewer US forces) remain on the table, and no US meeting is planned.

↔ iran supreme leader military orders↔ poland tusk court row

@riize_popbase · 444 likes · 11h ago: RIIZE remains at #1 on Melon Global K-chart for 5 consecutive days now. https://t.co/NryTtmKiiI
@DeItaone · 366 likes · 25h ago: TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: IT'S GOING TO GET WRAPPED UP SOON -KCMO RADIO INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 351 likes · 25h ago: *TRUMP: DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK WITH, A LOT OF IRAN LEADERS GONE *TRUMP: IRAN HAS TO MAKE A DEAL

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binance $6b hackcryptofading276 posts · 279k likes · since 39h

Binance hack: attacker still moving ETH across fresh addresses (on-chain count up ~8.8k ETH since 09:23 UTC Oct 31); CZ urges focus on North Korean hackers; memecoins and rumour threads circulating.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ whales buy eth from exchanges↔ ai hack fear narrative↔ coinbase price target cuts↔ whale btc and usdt moves↔ binance hacker notsafu coin↔ flap protocol hack↔ clarity act hack freeze↔ october crypto hacks run

@elonmusk · 61k likes · 39h ago: Everyday is Zeroday
@WatcherGuru · 38k likes · 24h ago: JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa
@cz_binance · 19k likes · 27h ago: In 2023, after news of the $4 billion fine, Gulf, our partner in Thailand, asked: “do you need help with cash liquidity?” We didn’t, but I appreciated the gestu

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anthropic ipo junk ratingmarketsfading110 posts · 23k likes · since 21h

Blackstone tells investors to expect a high-junk BB-range rating for Anthropic after its IPO, reversing its earlier investment-grade view; no agency has rated it yet, and junk status could limit the insurance and pension capital it can draw on. Pricing is expected mid-to-late November.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ openai valuation cut↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ openai funding target cut↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide↔ anthropic ipo bubble debate

@KobeissiLetter · 9k likes · 20h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per F
@unusual_whales · 3k likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic could get a junk credit rating despite its planned mega-IPO, per FT Blackstone has warned investors that Anthropic may receive a below-inve
@DeItaone · 2k likes · 21h ago: *ANTHROPIC EXPECTED TO RECEIVE A “HIGH” JUNK RATING: FT

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whale btc and usdt movescryptorising24 posts · 545 likes · since 23h

Whale transfers continue during the Binance hack, including large USDT moves into Bitfinex and Tether Treasury and BTC/ETH flows into Coinbase.

↔ binance $6b hack

@skep0x · 339 likes · 8h ago: I need to see the face of whoever at https://t.co/oBQdypNCO4 scheduled “USDT to SWIFT in one transfer” right after the Binance hack. Was this in the content ca
@whale_alert · 19 likes · 13h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 222,700,000 $USDT (222,449,087 USD) transferred from #Bitfinex to Tether Treasury https://t.co/K0MVTFg9ff
@whale_alert · 18 likes · 20h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 1,000 $BTC (77,110,821 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to #Coinbase https://t.co/MdNmsFh6sX

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anthropic s-1 financialsmarketsfading40 posts · 1k likes · since 14h

Anthropic's S-1 scrutiny grows: about $900B in off-balance-sheet commitments flagged, first Q2 profit and H1 revenue of $16.3B disputed against the $80B loss headline, with a ~$10B raise and 1.5–2T valuation talk; risk factors and science ambitions also drawing attention.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai funding target cut↔ anthropic ipo bubble debate

@ns123abc · 628 likes · 10h ago: >monday, october 26: anthropic drops their S-1 ⁠⁠ >institutional investors open the filing and choke on their morning espresso: >Q2 revenue: $11.6 billion >Q2 o
@coinbureau · 234 likes · 6h ago: 🚨HUGE: Anthropic’s IPO filing reveals nearly $900 BILLION in future commitments for servers, buildings and power. For scale, that exceeds the annual nominal GD
@DCHELSFC1 · 94 likes · 5h ago: 🚨 Claude's parent company is going public: the prospectus is out, ticker ANT Jun 1: S-1 filed confidentially ✅ Oct 26: Prospectus filed publicly, Nasdaq ticker

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binance hack falloutcryptoquiet108 posts · 41k likes · since 27h

Binance says $6.34B is set aside against the ~$6.3B loss; about $2.7B locked by Tether, Circle, Ripple and Arbitrum; a reported Ethereum permission flaw let attackers skip approvals; withdrawals still frozen but may reopen Sunday, with a new proof of reserves due Monday.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ hack victim p2p scams↔ chainalysis data breach↔ october crypto hacks run↔ flap protocol hack

@elonmusk · 9k likes · 21h ago: Cool
@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 22h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says $6.3 billion crypto hack is a "major disaster for the industry." "It hurts, but we survive." https://t.co/6Pm3DOBudY
@binance · 3k likes · 23h ago: A message from Binance's Co-CEO, @_RichardTeng.

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grok bot growth and paywallaiquiet10 posts · 36k likes · since 40h

Grok Bot daily users keep rising, with new features like phone screen questions and a coworker-style tone; Musk notes no free tier.

↔ trump consulted grok↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ hack victim p2p scams

@elonmusk · 15k likes · 40h ago: Worth noting that Grok @Bot has no free tier
@elonmusk · 12k likes · 15h ago: Cool
@elonmusk · 5k likes · 15h ago: Think of Grok @Bot as a work colleague

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poland tusk court rowpoliticsfading24 posts · 20k likes · since 10h

Polish PM Tusk's push to curb the courts and President Nawrocki's resistance, now with police intervention claims, flag-burning clips, 'coup' and 'treason' framing, and EU-law supremacy debate spreading on X.

↔ trump iran war talk

@ninoboxer · 2k likes · 10h ago: Poland's ambassadors are resigning in protest, Nawrocki has personally stormed the Constitutional Court, and NO ONE has come out in support of Tusk. The EU is
@TerraOrBust · 2k likes · 6h ago: If you're looking at Poland and wondering what the hell is going on, and what Donald Tusk is on about. EU membership requires the EU courts to be supreme, the
@Rob_Roos · 2k likes · 5h ago: The same script in Romania, Hungary, and now Poland.The @EU_Commission is supposed to defend the EU rule of law. It does the opposite. My good friend @D_Tarczy

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binance hacker notsafu coinpumpquiet11 posts · 17 likes · since 25h

Memecoins launched in the name of the Binance hacker group, including a NOTSAFU coin mocking Binance, circulating as hack-linked lore.

↔ binance $6b hack

@KysrCrypto · 7 likes · 3h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY Binance Hackers (TraderTraitor group) deployed a TRADERTRAITOR coin. I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did a 20X. $Trad
@KysrCrypto · 6 likes · 11h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did great This is the last coin of the Binance Hacker lore. Here's lore: Binance hac
@KaminaSOL · 1 likes · 25h ago: Hey Binance hackers, So there’s this thing called PumpFun.

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anthropic ipo bubble debatemarketsfading3 posts · 27 likes · since 4h

Posts debate whether Anthropic's ~$100B IPO (about $2T valuation, 31x revenue) will prove AI demand is real or mark a bubble, with a year-end liquidity angle, OpenAI funding strain and a Q4 Fed hike risk, plus claims of ~4,000 new millionaires.

↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ china ai stock crash

@Crypto_Retardio · 20 likes · 3h ago: Anthropic’s IPO - expected within the month - is projected to mint ~4,000 new millionaires, including ~1,200 deca-millionaires. OpenAI will do the same. Capit
@lovezihuatanejo · 5 likes · 4h ago: Can Anthropic's $100B IPO in November, the largest in history, prove AI is not a bubble? $2T valuation, 31x revenue, $430B in compute contracts. If $100B gets
@conorsen · 2 likes · 2h ago: Decent chance the Anthropic IPO serves as a year-end liquidity clearing event but it’s hard to feel great about them trying to raise up to $100 billion when Ope

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trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquidcryptofading45 posts · 30k likes · since 28h

ICE and trade(xyz) partnership lifts HYPE; ICE seeks CFTC approval for US-regulated Hyperliquid perps, with Druckenmiller backing trade(xyz) and a stake in the firm reported.

↔ hyperliquid hype whale selling

@elonmusk · 28k likes · 25h ago: Interesting
@blknoiz06 · 695 likes · 26h ago: 0:00 - Hyperliquid x ICE news 4:09 - $HYPE chart and levels 7:04 - Kinetiq L2 & coins to buy 10:51 - Update on the $ETH short 24:14 - Equities earnings carn
@Cryptic_Web3 · 294 likes · 25h ago: 🔥 HUGE: NYSE parent ICE partners with @tradexyz to bring Hyperliquid-powered 24/7 perpetual futures to the U.S. The planned market will cover equities, indices

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ukraine refinery attackspoliticsquiet11 posts · 11k likes · since 25h

Ukrainian drones hit the Ufa refinery (Bashneft sites ablaze), with Kremlin saying Kyiv is ignoring Trump's request to stop refinery strikes.

↔ russia energy grid strikes↔ moscow airport drone disruptions

@Osinttechnical · 6k likes · 8h ago: Ukrainian attack drones hit Russia’s Ufa Oil refinery moments ago, setting the facility ablaze. https://t.co/IVMyuYo60B
@front_ukrainian · 2k likes · 8h ago: ❗️Just now, 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery in 🇷🇺Ufa. https://t.co/KRzOmCdPcA
@visionergeo · 847 likes · 7h ago: BREAKING | 🇺🇦🔥🇷🇺‼️ Ukrainian long-range drones have reportedly struck an oil refinery in Ufa, Russia, triggering a major fire at the facility. The attack is sai

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october crypto hacks runcryptoquiet3 posts · 2k likes · since 8h

Traders note a run of October exploits, including Ledger (Oct 12), a compromised Polymarket frontend (Oct 29) and the Binance and Flap hacks, which has blunted the 'uptober' hopes.

↔ flap protocol hack↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@buildwithsid · 2k likes · 7h ago: October in a nutshell: - PHP got hacked - Railway got hacked - OpenCode got hacked - Binance got hacked - Polymarket got hacked - GitHub Actions got hacked - S
@web3_tech_ · 156 likes · 8h ago: last day of the month where is the uptober that was promised? i really thought it was gonna be a great month for crypto, but all we’ve seen so far is hacks a
@honeybangerr · 10 likes · 8h ago: Binance hacked for 6.3 biilions - Vijay sales data sell in dark web - AU Small Finance Bank (Data Leak) - Malicious "Claude Code" Extension - E-mudra Single-

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moscow airport drone disruptionspoliticsquiet5 posts · 2k likes · since 6h

Overnight Ukrainian drone and balloon raids cause hundreds of delays and cancellations at Moscow airports, with flight restrictions reimposed.

↔ ukraine refinery attacks

@front_ukrainian · 675 likes · 4h ago: ❗️A 🇺🇦Ukrainian balloon with a clearly visible small suspended drone has been recorded in the 🇷🇺Moscow region. Due to the raid by such balloons, the capital’s a
@JayinKyiv · 641 likes · 6h ago: More chaos at Russian airports amid another overnight Ukrainian drone barrage that reached Ufa, 1500km from Ukraine. https://t.co/rlQbV1lGof
@Gerashchenko_en · 419 likes · 6h ago: More delays and cancelations in Moscow airports due to drone attacks. This is Sheremetyevo. https://t.co/zMANjdhmDc

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iran supreme leader military orderspoliticsquiet4 posts · 177 likes · since 3h

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei orders expanded strike range against US and Israeli assets, faster ammunition output and stronger military intelligence.

↔ trump iran war talk

@DeItaone · 59 likes · 3h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO UPDATE TARGET LIST TO BRING 'ALL US AND ISRAELI ASSETS, TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE,' WITHIN STRIKING RANGE -STATEMENT
@DeItaone · 51 likes · 3h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI ORDERS IMMEDIATE, IMPACTFUL AND 'GEOGRAPHICALLY UNRESTRICTED RESPONSE' TO ANY ENEMY THREAT -WRITTEN MESSAGE
@DeItaone · 42 likes · 3h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO INCREASE PRODUCTION OF AMMUNITION AND WEAPONS FOR RECONNAISSANCE, SUPPORT AND COMBAT OPERATIONS

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musk vs cz binance spatcryptoquiet69 posts · 117k likes · since 27h

CZ tells Musk to stop trolling during the hack; now says he has no interest in fighting Musk and urges focus on the North Korean hackers. Binance's SPCX stake from its $500M Twitter investment (now over $1B) is floated to cover remaining losses, and the spat keeps spreading on X.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@cz_binance · 40k likes · 25h ago: @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter take
@cz_binance · 14k likes · 25h ago: @cryptobball @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining g
@WatcherGuru · 11k likes · 25h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ tells Elon Musk to "please stop" trolling following major hack. "Show a little support." https://t.co/Q8bZ3XAiow

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tech stock bear market selloffmarketsquiet36 posts · 51k likes · since 26h

Tech and crypto stocks keep sliding as Nasdaq nears three-month lows and VIX tops 20; traders link big-tech moves to Bitcoin's drop alongside the Binance hack.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ intel stock record crash↔ musk warns of democratic sweep↔ neuralink telepathy and blindsight↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai valuation cut↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ coinbase price target cuts

@Osint613 · 10k likes · 24h ago: Almost USD 1 trillion is wiped out at the market. https://t.co/iW4gkkeRXz
@KobeissiLetter · 7k likes · 23h ago: Tech Stocks in Bear Market Territory: 1. AppLovin, $APP: -68% 2. Coinbase, $COIN: -62% 3. CoreWeave, $CRWV: -60% 4. Arm Holdings, $ARM: -55% 5. Western Digital
@KobeissiLetter · 6k likes · 19h ago: The timing of today's market crash is noteworthy. As selling pressure spreads, the Nasdaq 100 is now down nearly -5% on the day. Meanwhile, the market-implied

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openai funding target cutaiquiet3 posts · 4 likes · since 14h

OpenAI cut its funding target by $10B and is seeking $20B at a $1.25T valuation; WSJ reports it has raised less than half of the original $30B target, fueling AI-sector valuation pressure.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide

@Amos8125 · 4 likes · 6h ago: Valutazione complessiva 1,25 mld. Che è sempre uno sproposito e più in alto del round di finanziamento precedente ma denota una certa prudenza rispetto alle att
@mike_h1990 · 0 likes · 14h ago: When it rains it pours for the AI sector. Add this OpenAI news to Anthropic possibly getting a high junk credit rating when it goes public and a horrendous week
@letsgoelsewhere · 0 likes · 4h ago: So what now happens when the money starts to dry up? OpenAI raises just $11bn against a $30bn target, at a lower valuation than hoped. Blackstone warns Anthro

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el-sayed haley stevens feudpoliticsquiet18 posts · 28k likes · since 12h

Michigan Democratic Senate race: El-Sayed's campaign asks rival Rep. Haley Stevens to skip campaign events in the closing days after she demanded he apologize for Israel criticism; Mike Rogers endorses Stevens, UAW and Obama rally behind El-Sayed, and the fight spreads across X.

@ryangrim · 9k likes · 10h ago: Haley Stevens ran her entire primary campaign on the premise that as an Obama staffer she helped save the auto industry and she strongly suggested that Obama wa
@PunishedPingu · 3k likes · 12h ago: Abdul slamming the door in Haley Stevens' face is the type of cut throat Dems need to be to succeed. She was acting like a self centered asshole and i think Dem
@CNN · 3k likes · 10h ago: Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed's campaign has asked his former primary opponent, Rep. Haley Stevens, to skip all campaign events in the race'

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ai hack fear narrativeaiquiet3 posts · 60 likes · since 25h

Warnings that AI will fuel Binance-scale hacks, disputed by users who say the Binance hack had nothing to do with AI.

↔ binance $6b hack

@ChartingGuy · 57 likes · 23h ago: funny cause the hack had nothing to do with AI the FUD campaign rn is strong af very telling
@desh_saurabh · 3 likes · 25h ago: Crypto hacks nearly tripled as frontier AI models rolled out. Ofc correlation is not causation. But every major protocol will/should have people using AI to fi
@gogo5288 · 0 likes · 19h ago: Binance hot wallet hacked yesterday. AI make hackers stronger. This is an industrial pain period. The whole cex and defi and onchain facing it. for exchanges

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goldman ai jobs warningaiquiet8 posts · 879 likes · since 25h

Goldman Sachs finds higher AI adoption is linked to weaker employment growth and estimates AI could displace nearly 10% of workers during the transition.

@unusual_whales · 800 likes · 25h ago: Goldman Sachs says AI could displace nearly 10% of workers. The bank estimates that if AI lifts productivity by 15%, about 9% of workers could be pushed out of
@unusual_whales · 73 likes · 22h ago: Higher AI adoption is now associated with weaker employment growth and higher unemployment, per Goldman Sachs
@GregoireDup · 5 likes · 25h ago: AI is starting to show up in the unemployment data. Workers displaced from AI-exposed jobs: • take ~1 month longer to find work • are ~10pp more likely to stil

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frontier ai usage gapaiquiet3 posts · 0 likes · since 25h

Aaron Levie's post on the gap between frontier AI users and everyone else sparks replies on whether the divide is money, workflow speed or people who tried AI once.

@AdityaBatra072 · 0 likes · 25h ago: @levie half the gap is just money ngl. most people judging ai are still on the free tier while the frontier people are burning $100+ a month on usage
@EthGoldi · 0 likes · 25h ago: @levie the gap isn't access, everyone rents the same models for $20. it's cycle time: frontier folks rebuild the workflow every few weeks, enterprises codified
@Frank_AI_Lab · 0 likes · 25h ago: @levie The biggest gap isn't tools, it's people who tried it once a year ago and decided it doesn't work.

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hyperliquid hype whale sellingcryptoquiet7 posts · 400 likes · since 27h

Whale wallets sold large HYPE positions for profits of $10M+ and $16M+.

↔ trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquid

@lookonchain · 142 likes · 11h ago: Whales are dumping $HYPE! Wallet 0x2685 sold 912,383 $HYPE ($82.09M) 6 hours ago, which it bought a month ago, making over $10M in profit. Wallet 0x648F sold
@HyperliquidNews · 100 likes · 27h ago: hyperliquid:native SURPASSES $3B IN 24-HOUR TRADING VOLUME. https://t.co/EODuNHSREY
@VikingoDigital_ · 77 likes · 25h ago: Hyperliquid just generated $6.8M in fees over the last 24h, equivalent to 74K $HYPE burnt. More volatility = more volume = more fees = more $HYPE buybacks ht

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whales buy eth from exchangescryptoquiet6 posts · 272 likes · since 25h

Large ETH withdrawals from FalconX and OKX by whale and new wallets.

↔ binance $6b hack

@lookonchain · 137 likes · 12h ago: Whales are buying $ETH! Whale 0x72e0 received 9,625 $ETH ($21.57M) from #FalconX 4 hours ago. Newly created wallet 0x2908 withdrew 3,377 $ETH ($7.52M) from #O
@whale_alert · 66 likes · 25h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 61,000 $ETH (136,363,448 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to unknown wallet https://t.co/1PhEdg37Xk
@lookonchain · 47 likes · 9h ago: A newly created wallet (0x1c75) withdrew 1.15M $LIT($3.31M), 7.995M $ENA($1.51M) and 7.31M $ARB($1.18M) from #OKX. https://t.co/7N7mlqVDnL https://t.co/3m0y6C9

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japan asks ai model accessaiquiet3 posts · 3k likes · since 23h

Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.

@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 23h ago: JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.
@DeItaone · 24 likes · 23h ago: JAPAN ASKS ANTHROPIC, OPENAI FOR MORE ACCESS TO ADVANCED MODELS - NIKKEI
@DeItaone · 18 likes · 23h ago: JAPANESE GOVT PLANS TO INCLUDE STRONGER COOPERATION WITH U.S. AI DEVELOPERS IN CYBERSECURITY PACKAGE DUE OUT AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK - NIKKEI

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consumer finance pessimism recordmarketsquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 25h

A record 41% of US consumers expect their finances to worsen over the next 12 months, tripling since Q2 2024.

@KobeissiLetter · 1k likes · 14h ago: Americans have never been this pessimistic about their finances: A record 41% of US consumers expect their financial situation to be worse over the next 12 mon
@unusual_whales · 84 likes · 24h ago: Gen X is now the most anxious generation about retirement. Just 49% of Gen X savers say they’re on track or ahead for retirement, down from 58% a year ago, per
@unusual_whales · 75 likes · 25h ago: Stdent-loan payments are pushing people to slash their budgets and delay life milestones, per BI It comes as consumer stress is mounting: 1 in 5 Americans is b

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silver falls below $50marketsquiet3 posts · 542 likes · since 25h

Spot silver dropped below $50/oz for the first time since November 2025.

↔ gold falls below 4000

@DeItaone · 316 likes · 23h ago: SPOT GOLD EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 3% TO $3,908.13/OZ
@DeItaone · 138 likes · 25h ago: SPOT SILVER DROPS BELOW $50/OZ LEVEL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE NOVEMBER 2025
@DeItaone · 88 likes · 24h ago: SPOT SILVER EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 5.3% TO $49.63/OZ

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exxon diesel crunchmarketsquiet4 posts · 147 likes · since 25h

Exxon CEO Darren Woods says diesel is the key crunch point, with demand staying high despite added capacity.

↔ oil forecasts raised

@DeItaone · 66 likes · 25h ago: EXXONMOBIL CEO DARREN WOODS: DIESEL IS THE KEY CRUNCH POINT; DEMAND FOR DIESEL REMAINS HIGH DESPITE THE CAPACITY - CNBC INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 33 likes · 23h ago: RUSSIA'S NOVAK SAYS ATTACKS ON OIL REFINERIES WILL HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON DIESEL FUEL SUPPLIES TO GLOBAL MARKET
@DeItaone · 28 likes · 25h ago: RUSSIA PLANS TO EXTEND BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS, WITH CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS, UNTIL THE END OF JANUARY - IFX

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us and canada economic datamarketsquiet5 posts · 162 likes · since 25h

Batch of macro releases: Q3 US employment cost index, Canada GDP flash, Chicago business barometer, and a Fed official calling for a rate hike soon.

@DeItaone · 37 likes · 25h ago: U.S. Q3 EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX +0.8% (CONSENSUS +0.8%) VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 WAGES/SALARIES +0.7% VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 BENEFIT COSTS +0.
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 25h ago: CANADA AUGUST GDP -0.0% VS JULY 0.0% (REVISED FROM -0.0%); FORECAST WAS +0.2% CANADA SEPTEMBER GDP MOST LIKELY DOWN 0.1% - STATSCAN FLASH ESTIMATE
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 24h ago: MNI OCT CHICAGO BUSINESS BAROMETER 55.3 VS SEP 58.8

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exchanges sell bitcoin wavecryptoquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 25h

After the Binance hack, traders say major exchanges including Coinbase, OKX and Bybit are selling Bitcoin again.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout

@cryptorover · 710 likes · 25h ago: Binance is selling. Coinbase is selling. OKX is selling. Bybit is selling. Bitstamp is selling. Everyone is back to selling Bitcoin again! https://t.co/TL9kr
@CastilloTrading · 255 likes · 23h ago: Binance now starting to spot sell $BTC a lot heavier after the hack. Arkham now say the hack was roughly around $5.7B in stolen funds. Some frozen, some not. I
@xcallmeclaudiax · 153 likes · 23h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe

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intel stock record crashmarketsquiet28 posts · 49k likes · since 28h

Intel's record ~30% plunge is drawing comments that its 'Trump pump' has unwound and that its foundry strategy lost ground in the datacenter buildout.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@unusual_whales · 12k likes · 22h ago: BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million.
@KobeissiLetter · 10k likes · 24h ago: BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline i
@KobeissiLetter · 8k likes · 28h ago: BREAKING: Intel stock, $INTC, extends losses to -27% on the day, now on track for its biggest daily loss since 1974. This puts the stock down -53% from its Jun

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google suncatcher space data centerstechquiet3 posts · 10k likes · since 20h

Google's Project Suncatcher prototype satellite was launched and received a command, a step toward AI data centers in space.

↔ larry page galaxy exploration remarks↔ spacex bottoms-up financial model

@elonmusk · 5k likes · 16h ago: RT @ns123abc: BREAKING: Google just proved AI data centers in space actually work Project Suncatcher's first satellite, built with @planet…
@elonmusk · 4k likes · 16h ago: RT @NewsFromGoogle: Our TPUs just phoned home... from space. ICYMI, on October 1, we sent four TPUs into orbit to test whether our AI hard…
@unusual_whales · 102 likes · 20h ago: Google has activated its first AI satellite in orbit, running an AI model on board that wrote poetry while circling Earth. The prototype, part of Project Sunca

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reddit ai traffic dropmarketsquiet4 posts · 14k likes · since 25h

Reddit's CEO says AI search modes no longer drive traffic to the platform, a sign of AI's impact on web publishers.

@KobeissiLetter · 13k likes · 25h ago: Reddit's earnings call has exposed the new reality for thousands of companies. "AI mode does not drive traffic. Not for us and not to anybody as far as I know.
@WatcherGuru · 311 likes · 22h ago: JUST IN: Reddit $RDDT stock crashes 28% after CEO reveals Google AI search is driving significantly less traffic to the platform. https://t.co/fL2p999MWm
@KobeissiLetter · 186 likes · 22h ago: Yesterday's earnings call with Reddit's CEO will be referenced for years to come. Reddit, $RDDT, is now down -42% in 8 trading days. AI has disrupted search,

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altman on dram in home pcsaiquiet7 posts · 77k likes · since 21h

Altman says it is quite terrible that consumers hold scarce DRAM instead of data centers.

@pubity · 31k likes · 21h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’
@Pirat_Nation · 20k likes · 21h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a
@unusual_whales · 18k likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better alloc

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texas early voting pushpoliticsquiet34 posts · 411k likes · since 35h

A final Texas poll shows Paxton at 49.4% to Talarico's 48.4%; Musk and allies push turnout on the last early-voting day, and a Talarico scandal story circulates.

@elonmusk · 124k likes · 33h ago: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@elonmusk · 50k likes · 32h ago: Vote Republican!
@elonmusk · 47k likes · 25h ago: Yes

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mma 2026 fan votingotherquiet14 posts · 5k likes · since 28h

K-pop fans push votes and chart rankings for the 2026 Melon Music Awards (MMA), with voting closing Nov 13.

@IVEstagram__ · 515 likes · 8h ago: [🍈] IVE ‘BANG BANG’ has surpassed 100,000 votes in the Song of the Year (Daesang) category at the 2026 Melon Music Awards! — They currently hold a 46,600 vote
@melon · 408 likes · 9h ago: [💌] GLLIT을 위한 아일릿의 셀카 도착! #아일릿 은 지금 MMA2026 준비 중 ✨ GLLIT에게 보낸 애정 듬뿍 메시지는 #MMA2026 응원보드에서 확인해 보세요💚 🔗https://t.co/qHA5aFK9Zp K-POP CONNECT: The New Pulse, MMA2
@ioi_10th · 384 likes · 25h ago: [🗳️]MMA2026 부분별 투표 안내 올해의 아티스트•올해의 앨범•올해의 베스트송 📆투표 기간 ~ 2026.11.13(FRI) 23:59(KST) ✔투표 방법 멜론 앱 > MMA2026 > 투표하기 > 아이오아이 (I.O.I) 선택 > 투표하기 Melon🔗h

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musk warns of democratic sweeppoliticsquiet46 posts · 1.2M likes · since 33h

Musk warns a 2028 Democratic sweep would end democracy, and posts amplifying the claim keep spreading.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 327k likes · 33h ago: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to
@elonmusk · 327k likes · 24h ago: RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…
@elonmusk · 78k likes · 24h ago: Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened

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spacex bottoms-up financial modelmarketsquiet4 posts · 8k likes · since 24h

Shaun Maguire's bottoms-up SpaceX model through 2028 shows steep growth, and Musk says orbital compute will far exceed terrestrial compute by 2029.

↔ google suncatcher space data centers

@elonmusk · 3k likes · 16h ago: @shaunmmaguire @Indian_Bronson I think we can do better
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 11h ago: @SPCX100T Terrestrial compute will be peanuts compared to orbital compute. Orbital compute deployed per month probably exceeds terrestrial around the end of 2
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 24h ago: RT @cb_doge: SpaceX is “the single most undervalued opportunity on the planet,” says Keith Fitz-Gerald. He says he wants to invest in opti…

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musk on race and diversity claimspoliticsquiet5 posts · 88k likes · since 21h

Musk says Democrats are racist against Asians and whites, citing Virginia school admissions, and amplifies replies on diversity.

@elonmusk · 44k likes · 21h ago: The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites
@elonmusk · 28k likes · 7h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…
@elonmusk · 10k likes · 21h ago: RT @Cjpearson: Hi, black guy here! This is actually the literal opposite of diversity 😂😂😂😂

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election fraud and turnout claimspoliticsquiet4 posts · 102k likes · since 39h

Posts flag alleged voter fraud and implausible Minnesota turnout figures, with calls to report fraud to government.

@elonmusk · 45k likes · 32h ago: Report voter fraud to the government
@elonmusk · 28k likes · 32h ago: At least
@elonmusk · 23k likes · 39h ago: The fraudsters always had outsized moral outrage and the most heart-breaking stories that were … totally false

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neuralink telepathy and blindsighttechquiet3 posts · 157k likes · since 34h

Neuralink announces Telepathy for high-speed thought-based communication and Blindsight for restoring sight, pending regulatory approval.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 96k likes · 34h ago: Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready fr
@elonmusk · 56k likes · 34h ago: Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy. It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly e
@elonmusk · 5k likes · 19h ago: Good video about @Neuralink

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THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 31 oct 14:30 utc

POSTS READ1084watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON66the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES18posts a story was built on

STORIES46stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED509 posted · 1 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 23h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	72k likes	Elon political posts from 23h ago, old and not market-linked	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	60k likes	Elon midterm post, covered in earlier angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 20h ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	44k likes	culture-war politics, not connected to markets or crypto	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 23h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	38k likes	North Korea Binance hack record, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	@spacetourist0 This is wrong on many levels. My older 5 children are adults and live independent lives. I see my kids with Claire every other week and kids with Shivon every few days. That’s the who	32k likes	family schedule reply, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	Cool ❤️	31k likes	Elon 'Cool' on Shotwell gift, 16h old, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	In his own words	30k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 7h ago	RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…	28k likes	Elon political retweet, midterm push already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 7h ago	Something seriously wrong with Talarico	24k likes	Elon on Talarico is the midterm push, covered already	🍳 cook
@Pirat_Nation 20h ago	OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of	20k likes	Altman RAM already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	This would be the end of democracy in America	20k likes	Talarico post, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	Eli Lilly has some banger drugs coming out!	18k likes	Elon on Eli Lilly, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	Talarico would abolish democracy in America and institute permanent one-party rule!	16k likes	Talarico politics, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant	16k likes	Tesla Model Y post, off-topic and no clear tie	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	You can now find out if any reach limitations have been applied to your account	14k likes	X visibility labels, not connected to the market story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @EndWokeness: Democrats are openly saying that if they get power, they will: ✅Mass amnesty (30M+ new voters) ✅End the filibuster, pack…	14k likes	same vote-red retweet blitz, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	I miss Larry Page	13k likes	'I miss Larry Page', 17h old, not connected to a running story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	RT @TMZ: Ilhan Omar's Ex-Husband, Rumored to Be Her Brother, Says He's Gay https://t.co/0dH3mD0WvZ	13k likes	Elon retweeting TMZ gossip, not connected to markets	🍳 cook
@unusual_whales 22h ago	BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million. The $68 puts expiring today were 25% ou	12k likes	Intel puts jackpot already cooked	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	Cool	12k likes	Elon 'Cool' on Grok bot, 13h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 7h ago	RT @robotaxi: Bone voyage https://t.co/tQZx0b5uoO	11k likes	Elon RT of a robotaxi 'Bone voyage' Halloween post, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Yes	11k likes	Elon's one-word 'Yes' on court-packing history, same midterm angle already cooked	🍳 cook
@cz_binance 22h ago	Saw a few discussions about size of hack, why impact to bitcoin price is small, etc. 👇 $6.3 billion is the biggest in USD terms, but not in BTC terms. MtGox was 650,000 BTC! Other important numbers	10k likes	CZ replies already covered	🍳 cook
@heyibinance 22h ago	User funds are SAFU. https://t.co/IdPNTMGudM	10k likes	'User funds are SAFU' from heyibinance is a rehash of CZ's line	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 10h ago	True	9k likes	6h old, Elon True on SpaceX/Cathie Wood, not tied to a fresh event	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 31 oct 14:30 utc

BTC$77,388+0.8% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,247+1.2% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$95.57+1.2% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$86.55-5.4% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$702.63+1.1% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.1B-7.8% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$113.6M-10.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 31 oct 14:28 utc

PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 31 oct 14:30 utc

bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both

SIGNAL	COIN	ON-CHAIN, 1H	BUYS VS SELLS	ON X	LOUDEST POSTER	TOP POST
early	$TSLAgraduatedmcap $5.0M · liq $0 (thin) · 3h old · top10 11% · 2 clones	$7.0M+54%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$NUTSon the curvemcap $5k · 14 min old · top10 18% · HPRB…emn8 dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 2 clones	$119k-49%	959 traders	13posts/h · 21 likes	@0x_AuraLux1 6k	“dev of $NUTS is live DUDzd9LHATPcvdLLBZsKUPu7HMx4SYt25Wj6XjLspump Come raid 👇👇 https://t.co/K266ewsDrn”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$Pumpon the curvemcap $3k · 26 min old · top10 1% · 6jvn…Pu5d dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 20 clones	$99k-13%	678 traders	310posts/h · 4 likes	@0x_AuraLux1 6k	“Watch your entry on $pump CA> 3Qpo6zTDHPvNDDrkUD6wks79XfFiNMvFLFrnwS4Wpump https://t.co/otH6guQZVb”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$PIKMINon the curvemcap $3k · 21 min old · top10 1% · F89i…SQBu dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 17 clones	$99k-1%	616 traders	17posts/h · 3 likes	@bitecong 38k	“🤖 AI Signal (SOL) $Pikmin CA: 2MXhpKgHBREgYYj3bSdorqbuJjkPAve1LTNHtk8Lpump Pikmin (Pikmin) is a little over ”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$Leverhedgegraduatedmcap $1.7M · liq $109k · 14h old · top10 5% · 0 clones	$87k+62%		10posts/h · 5 likes	@DegenFlow_ 6k	“36.4X 🚀🔥 from my $Leverhedge call. Called early. Momentum went CRAZY. 📈💰 CA: FWatMYieKhRuJ1yuTcmVG1njRhZWwqH”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$iCoingraduatedmcap $464k · liq $69k · 16h old · top10 17% · CTb5…VJys dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 1 clones	$81k-28%		12posts/h · 17 likes	@SolanaHub_ 27k	“Trending @pumpfun memecoins last 24h 🟢 What’s your go-to token this szn?👇 $BTC @BigTittyCoinSol $iCoin @iCoi”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$BOOBIESon the curvemcap $3k · 41 min old · top10 0% · 9L4k…dUMG dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 3 clones	$146k-3%	750 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$PUMPKINon the curvemcap $3k · 40 min old · top10 3% · GdRS…oDMP dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 6 clones	$95k-8%	545 traders	3posts/h · 2 likes	@y7_y00ts 7k	“$pumpkin #halloween #halloween2026 #memecoin #spooky #SPOOKYPUMPKIN #meme $halloween”	𝕏 🍳 cook

early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)

ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 14:27 utc

copycat wave: 2 coins named "pikmin"

$BOOBIESBooBies · $146k traded in 1h · -3% · 1001 buys / 1144 sells · 750 traders

$NUTSMafia Nuts · $119k traded in 1h · -49% · 2018 buys / 1552 sells · 959 traders

$PumpPumpCoin · $99k traded in 1h · -13% · 1389 buys / 1160 sells · 678 traders

$PIKMINPIKMIN · $99k traded in 1h · -1% · 742 buys / 926 sells · 616 traders

$PUMPKINPumpkinCoin · $95k traded in 1h · -8% · 1127 buys / 944 sells · 545 traders

$TogetherTogether · $83k traded in 1h · -0% · 1142 buys / 1017 sells · 585 traders

$デンThe Chosen One · $75k traded in 1h · +418% · 974 buys / 779 sells · 533 traders

$ThistleThe Highland Cow · $72k traded in 1h · -14% · 1124 buys / 1005 sells · 614 traders

$ThistlesThe Highland Cows · $61k traded in 1h · -55% · 967 buys / 853 sells · 529 traders

$PikminPikmin · $60k traded in 1h · -65% · 418 buys / 379 sells · 338 traders

CLIMBING · up over the last hour

$DESSAmcap $21.7M · peak $21.7M · +37% since first seen 5h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 2%

$GATOmcap $6.0M · peak $6.1M · -2% since first seen 2h ago

$TSLAmcap $211k · peak $211k · +168% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 11% · last trades $100k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k

$WASTEDmcap $180k · peak $201k · +90% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 23% · last trades $25 in / $220 out, biggest buy $25

$CTOmcap $127k · peak $127k · +0% since first seen 6h ago

$TYGRmcap $124k · peak $124k · +0% since first seen 6h ago

$发发mcap $121k · peak $121k · +3% since first seen 4h ago

$Gatomcap $113k · peak $123k · -0% since first seen 2h ago

$TUSKmcap $65k · peak $82k · +33% since first seen 6h ago

$TYGRmcap $14k · peak $14k · +3% since first seen 6h ago

NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h

$Leverhedgemcap $1.7M · peak $1.7M · +11% since first seen 25 min ago · @LeverHedgeMeme · ⛓ top 10 holders 5% · last trades $2k in / $2k out, biggest buy $406

$VAMPCATmcap $95k · peak $142k · -20% since first seen 83 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 23%

FADED · well off their peak

$BTCmcap $8.7M · peak $9.1M · -2% since first seen 6h ago

$NIOmcap $939k · peak $994k · -6% since first seen 5h ago

$iCoinmcap $474k · peak $629k · +3% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 17% · last trades $1k in / $2k out, biggest buy $356

$HImcap $398k · peak $658k · -34% since first seen 5h ago

$Saturweenmcap $396k · peak $768k · -46% since first seen 6h ago · @saturweencto_

$AgenCmcap $373k · peak $699k · -31% since first seen 6h ago · @AgenCSIB · ⛓ last trades $841 in / $763 out, biggest buy $349

$LUMImcap $355k · peak $673k · -39% since first seen 6h ago

$TSLAmcap $245k · peak $245k · +257% since first seen 6h ago

$CATPADmcap $121k · peak $177k · -5% since first seen 6h ago · ⛓ last trades $1k in / $958 out, biggest buy $262

$PQCmcap $46k · peak $53k · -13% since first seen 4h ago

$Kimmcap $46k · peak $81k · -27% since first seen 6h ago · @KimCryptoBoss

$CTOmcap $37k · peak $74k · -50% since first seen 6h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 31 oct 14:30 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: elon pitches moon mass driver and petawatts while earth's markets bleed, saylor says go deeper

template: "original: ms paint style drawing: a small cartoon dog in a tiny hard hat sits calmly at a kitchen table in a room that is on fire, sipping c" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 14:07 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0147

elon pitches moon mass driver and petawatts while earth's markets bleed, saylor says go deeper

replying to @spencerpratt, elon musk said launching super intelligence satellites into deep space with a mass driver on the moon could reach more than a petawatt a year of capability, which he said would far exceed the best case value of earth's economy. about 12 minutes earlier saylor had posted 'go deeper @elonmusk'. it is our read that this was a reply to elon's post, not confirmed. the timing matters: the nasdaq is in correction, ai valuations are under pressure, and bitcoin has been shaky after the binance hack. while investors count losses, the loudest voices are talking about the moon. the meme is the gap between the two.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read elon's reply to @spencerpratt on x and check the petawatt/year wording
check saylor's 'go deeper @elonmusk' post and its timestamp against elon's
the link between the two posts is an interpretation, not stated by either

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
nothing here changes anything on earth today: it is a pitch, not a plan with numbers. but it shows how far the big narrative has drifted from the market's mood, and saylor's reply shows how fast the crypto crowd attaches itself to any big idea.

receipt R-0147 · x: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116526323938328597 https://x.com/saylor/status/2116529129562730563 · 31 oct 14:06 utc · by data butcher

meme: $iCoin climbs 65% in an hour on pump.fun while x barely mentions it

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a small fast-food kiosk in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'iC" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 13:32 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0146

$iCoin climbs 65% in an hour on pump.fun while x barely mentions it

$iCoin, a pump.fun coin that graduated 15 hours ago, traded $72k in the last hour and is up 65%, with a market cap near $629k. Over the last day it is up 1300% on $4.9M of volume. In the last hour there were 705 buys against 511 sells. On x, the coin gets about 5 posts an hour. One of them, from @whalewatchalert, flagged a paid whale buying $1K at a $498.42K market cap. The chart is moving and the timeline has barely noticed. Liquidity is $78k and the top 10 holders own 17%, with the biggest account, likely the pool, at 6%. This is a meme, not a buy signal. Thin liquidity and a 1300% day cut both ways.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

Open the dexscreener page for the coin and check the 1h volume, buys vs sells and liquidity.
Look at the holder distribution: top 10 hold 17%, the largest account (likely the pool) 6%.
Search $iCoin on x and count how many posts appear per hour.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
The price is moving well ahead of the conversation on x. That gap can close either way, and with $78k of liquidity, moves in both directions can be sharp.

receipt R-0146 · x: https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2116520556044456146 · 31 oct 13:32 utc · by data butcher

meme: $PUMPE rips 907% on pump.fun as x shills 'dm for entry' and 13 clones circle

template: "original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper party hat sits alone at a tiny wooden table in a big dim room, holding a ph" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 13:32 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0145

$PUMPE rips 907% on pump.fun as x shills 'dm for entry' and 13 clones circle

$PUMPE is up 907% in an hour on pump.fun with $68k traded and a $60k market cap. x is posting about 38 times an hour. One post from @SOLANA_EMPIRE1 calls it a 25x on their call, says telegram is 'eating massively' and asks for dms for entry. Meanwhile 13 coins with the same name or ticker launched in the last 24 hours, and the dev holds none. Liquidity is $20k and the top 10 holders own 17%. None of this is a buy signal; it's a loud little coin with a lot of lookalikes.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

compare the contract address in the post with the one on pump.fun, since 13 clones share the name or ticker
check the dev wallet: it launched 0 coins in 24h and holds none, so see when it sold
never dm for entry; a 'call' with 1 like and a dm link is an ad, not research

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the coin is moving and x is noisy, but a $60k mcap with $20k liquidity and a swarm of clones means one wrong contract can cost you everything. the risk is the joke.

receipt R-0145 · x: https://x.com/SOLANA_EMPIRE1/status/2116515226875019444 · 31 oct 13:31 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Kitty rips 595% on pump.fun as x posts 57 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a cheerful pink cat-themed fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper c	31 oct 13:31 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$MUNINN pumps 495% on pump.fun while x barely notices	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon raven with a worried face sits on a wooden perch in a huge dark empty room, holding a tiny	31 oct 13:31 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TSLA rips 67% on pump.fun while x says nothing	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a cheerful little fast-food drive-through window in a warm muted uniform and p	31 oct 12:23 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TENURE rips 1057% on pump.fun as the community rallies on x	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper party hat sits on a small wooden raft in the middle of a huge calm ocean, holding a tiny flag with	31 oct 12:22 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Champy runs +278% on pump.fun while x posts 5 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny wooden fast-food stand at night in a warm muted uniform and paper cap w	31 oct 12:22 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Champ rips 1122% on pump.fun while x is still looking elsewhere	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a hard hat stands alone in a huge empty stadium at night, pointing a megaphone at thousands of empty seats,	31 oct 12:21 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$VAMPCAT rips 1262% in an hour as x posts 667 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear VAMP	31 oct 11:13 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$股票 pumps 160% on pump.fun as x jokes about a closed stock market	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap grey suit sits alone at a desk in a dark room at night, a calendar page of	31 oct 11:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Wrapt is rallying on pump.fun, and x is finally talking	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'WRA	31 oct 11:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$ㅤㅤㅤ rallies on pump.fun as x posts black swan ballet	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper crown stands on a wooden stage in a spotlight, wearing a black feathered sw	31 oct 11:12 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: ice deal brings hyperliquid perps to us traders as hype jumps 17%

image: Startup Fortune

HYPERLIQUID31 oct 05:34 utc

ice deal brings hyperliquid perps to us traders as hype jumps 17%

ice signed a deal with trade[xyz] to bring hyperliquid-based perpetual futures to us traders. hype rose 17% as druckenmiller backs the venture.

source: NYSE Owner ICE Strikes Deal to Bring Hyperliquid Perps to the US · Startup Fortune

news image: binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever

image: TweakTown

HACK30 oct 22:35 utc

binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever

hackers stole $6.3 billion from binance on october 29, in what is being called the largest hack in history. most funds were drained in just 20 minutes.

source: Binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever, dwarfing every crypto theft in history · TweakTown

news image: investors pull $643 million from bitcoin etfs after record binance hack

image: Yahoo Finance

BITCOIN31 oct 04:29 utc

investors pull $643 million from bitcoin etfs after record binance hack

investors pulled $643 million from bitcoin etfs a day after the record binance hack.

source: Investors Pull $643 Million From Bitcoin ETFs After the Biggest Crypto Hack in History · Yahoo Finance

news image: crypto liquidations hit $400 million as binance hack pressures bitcoin

image: CoinCentral

BITCOIN31 oct 00:33 utc

crypto liquidations hit $400 million as binance hack pressures bitcoin

liquidations reached $397.74 million after the $6.3 billion binance hack. bitcoin fell near $77,000 as intel and amazon pressured tech stocks.

source: Crypto Liquidations Reach $400 Million as Binance Hack Pressures Bitcoin, Ethereum and Solana · CoinCentral

news image: north korea linked to 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, chainalysis says

image: Crypto News

HACK31 oct 00:59 utc

north korea linked to 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, chainalysis says

chainalysis links suspected north korean hackers to nearly 89% of reported crypto hack losses in 2026. pyongyang rejects international sanctions.

source: North Korea linked to 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, Chainalysis says · Crypto News

news image: crypto industry pours over $200 million into 2026 midterms

image: CNBC

REGULATION31 oct 06:03 utc

crypto industry pours over $200 million into 2026 midterms

crypto-linked interest groups are spending millions to tilt the midterm elections and pressure congress on favorable rules. they had mixed success in 2024.

source: Crypto industry pours more than $200 million into 2026 midterms to pressure Congress on favorable rules · CNBC

news image: intel stock plunges nearly 30%, its worst day in 52 years

image: TechSpot

MARKETS31 oct 01:12 utc

intel stock plunges nearly 30%, its worst day in 52 years

intel beat wall street's earnings estimates and its data center revenue jumped nearly 80%. the stock still had its worst day in 52 years.

source: Intel stock plunges nearly 30%, its worst day in 52 years · TechSpot

MARKETS31 oct 05:00 utc

tech sell-off drags us market to worst day in months

tech stocks sold off further on worries that wall street's ai frenzy sent prices too high.

source: Tech sell-off continues, drags US market to worst day in months · Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 31 oct 14:26 utc

north korea binance hack 4 of 31 postsanthropic 4 of 31 postselon musk 3 of 31 postssam altman 2 of 31 postshyperliquid 2 of 31 posts

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa

@WatcherGuru · 38k likes

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 29k likes

When Elon Musk tells America to VOTE RED, I’m listening! This man stood up for free speech when others wanted to silence us. He gave millions of Americans their voices back and refused to bow down to the establishment. Without Elon, I believe we’d already be halfway to communism. The man knows what’s at stake. List

@GuntherEagleman · 18k likes

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks it's "terrible" for people to have RAM in their computers rather than in a data center, as the scarcity of memory caused by the AI boom continues to drive up costs. https://t.co/4sTsi9VPyD https://t.co/ERts5ybbi9

@IGN · 8k likes

Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) and trade[XYZ] have announced their plan to use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US traders across crypto, equities, commodities, foreign exchange, and other real-world assets, subject to regulatory approvals. ICE operates NYSE and some of t

@HyperliquidX · 8k likes

I've always believed that intelligence should come from simple, general building blocks that learn their own abstractions directly from raw data; in other words, the bitter lesson. I think we're finally seeing a real step towards AI that can learn from all data. Language modeling on raw bytes is a microcosm of this id

@_albertgu · 7k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

12:56 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
12:56   kept 8 stories
13:17 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
13:41 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 22 stories
13:41   kept 8 stories
14:01 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
14:02   kept 8 stories
14:26 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

14:05 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +1471%, $iCoin +1019%, $Leverhedge +2033%, $WASTED +303%, $VAMPCAT +191%
14:05 on the pump.fun curve: $MUNINN +21%, $BOOBIES +19%, $MISCHIEF -11%, $PUMPKIN +224%
14:05 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +1471%, $iCoin +1053%, $Leverhedge +2033%, $WASTED +303%, $VAMPCAT +191%
14:16 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +1605%, $iCoin +1070%, $Leverhedge +1930%, $WASTED +362%, $LUMI +75%
14:16 on the pump.fun curve: $BOOBIES -2%, $Pump +1%, $PIKMIN +2%, $PUMPKIN -1% · waves: 2 coins named "pikmin"
14:27 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +1748%, $iCoin +980%, $Leverhedge +2277%, $WASTED +325%, $VAMPCAT +190%
14:27 on the pump.fun curve: $BOOBIES -3%, $NUTS -49%, $Pump -13%, $PIKMIN -1% · waves: 2 coins named "pikmin"
14:28 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +1772%, $iCoin +956%, $Leverhedge +2277%, $WASTED +325%, $VAMPCAT +169%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
08:46 ERR cooking $CUM: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
13:44 ERR cooking #94: 3 tries and the original didn't work out

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

14:27 following "$tsla on pump.fun": 20 top posts from anyone
14:27 following "$anita on pump.fun": 19 top posts from anyone
14:28 following "anthropic ipo junk": 19 top posts from anyone
14:28 ERR deletion watch: HTTP status client error (429 Too Many Requests) for url (https://api.twitterapi.io/twitter/tweets?tweet_ids=2116039632743702637,2116164708080177335,2116037732845957434,2116019939056513218,2116169909306556442,2115935053347786773,2116018780111597911,2116042226598056033,2116049311163122143,2116097554882728341,2116213541304746415,2115823011399938182,2116002744586920092,2115935413882048832,2116161635438248169,2116160860599226657,2116213547025789184,2116240704393351411,2116248483892277526,2116161322530599400,2116167566406160732,2116242885376974965,2116139805516210579,2116167942153117803,2116201210084819425,2116101628013277561,2116109765583794536,2116108538531717425,2116161085262954838,2116166412024868892,2116228648978055455,2116179386030342497,2116125992020537776,2116130504273703358,2116240066142154894,2116218147057569877,2116235618984538493,2116171497295536483,2116357848464601125,2116243866718523645,2116161558833246694,2116245250079342709,2116187306378084840,2116182588196860301,2116210625651351747,2116177554616799713,2116132255668015111,2116174338072392164,2116077389717598391,2116210456259916013)
14:28 watchlist: 0 new posts from 22 accounts (13783/300000 reads this month)
14:29 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (100 reads)
14:30 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (140 reads)
14:30 market mood: 64 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 32 over 24h. $BTC +0.0% 1h / +0.8% 24h · $ETH -0.0% 1h / +1.2% 24h · $SOL -0.3% 1h / +1.2% 24h · $HYPE -1.1% 1h /

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 42 · sent back by taster 2 · ai $11.72 this month · 31 oct 14:30 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc