● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.8% in 24h to $94.33; 4% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $1.8B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.030% a day///now perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -26.4% in 24h with $7.4M open interest and $15.0M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +22.2% in 24h with $21.1M open interest and $34.1M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.6B on hyperliquid in 24h, 39% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.5B///mrvl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -13.7% in 24h with $10.8M open interest and $59.4M traded///googl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.9% in 24h with $307.4M open interest and $549.0M traded///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +16.8% in 24h to $94.33; 4% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $1.8B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.030% a day///now perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -26.4% in 24h with $7.4M open interest and $15.0M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +22.2% in 24h with $21.1M open interest and $34.1M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.6B on hyperliquid in 24h, 39% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.5B///mrvl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -13.7% in 24h with $10.8M open interest and $59.4M traded///googl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.9% in 24h with $307.4M open interest and $549.0M traded///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

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the unofficial meme desk for hyperliquid. the memes are jokes; the numbers come straight from hyperliquid's own data, every story links to its source, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

HYPERLIQUID TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --today
the numbers that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 29 oct 19:07 utc
HYPE$94.33+16.8% in 24h · -3.7% from its all-time highhyperliquid perp mark price · coingecko
PERPS VOLUME, 24H$7.2B$11.7B open interesthyperliquid info api, all core markets
HIP-3 VOLUME, 24H$4.6Bstocks, gold and other deployed markets · xyz leads with $4.5Bhyperliquid info api, every HIP-3 dex
ASSISTANCE FUND48.3M HYPE$4.6B · daily buys show after a day of snapshotsspotClearinghouseState of 0xfefe…fefe
REVENUE, 24H$2.0M$2.9M fees in 24h · $63.5M revenue in 30 daysdefillama
STAKED HYPE442.0M35 validators · 6 jailed (their stakers earn nothing)hyperliquid info api, validatorSummaries
HYPEREVM VALUE LOCKED$2.8B+5.2% in 30 daysdefillama
HYPE FUNDING+0.030%a day, paid by longs · $2.1B open interest on the HYPE perphyperliquid info api

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 19:43 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 19:03 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 10.0/10R-0033

purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy on hyperliquid), rose 21.7% in 24h. it holds $21.1M of open interest and traded $34.1M. moves like this show how fast attention can rotate into newly listed, thinner HIP-3 markets.

+21.7%24h
$21.1Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets list, then look up purrdat
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume columns
  3. compare the funding rate and price chart against the older, bigger markets
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
fast moves in smaller HIP-3 markets can reverse just as quickly, so size and leverage matter. builders can read it as proof that demand exists for niche listings.
receipt R-0033 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 19:03 utc · by data butcher
meme: now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest
template: "X Will return in Avengers Doomsday" (imgflip #3) · cooked 29 oct 18:42 utc
HIP-3news 9.7/10meme 9.3/10R-0032

now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest

the now perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy), moved -26.8% in 24h. it saw $14.3M traded against $6.6M open interest, meaning positions turned over more than twice. big single-day moves on stock perps show how fast leverage gets tested on HIP-3 venues.

-26.8%24h
$6.6Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz, go to the xyz markets and find the now perp
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume on the market page
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how open interest changed over the day
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on HIP-3 can move hard in one day, so size and leverage matter. thin open interest means liquidations can push the price further.
receipt R-0032 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 18:42 utc · by data butcher
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do
template: "Things To Say" (imgflip #11) · cooked 29 oct 14:47 utc
TRENDINGnews 10.0/10meme 6.3/10R-0021

hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do

ICE and Trade[XYZ] announced a US-regulated perpetual futures market on hyperliquid. $HYPE is up 14% in 24h and 17% on the week, now 7% below its all-time high. solana perps needs to catch up.

+14.0%24h
+16.8%7 days
#10market cap rank
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open a free price site and check $HYPE 24h and 7 day moves
  2. read the ICE and Trade[XYZ] announcement from a news source you trust
  3. compare perps volume on hyperliquid and solana venues on a free data site
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a regulated perps venue puts hyperliquid in front of a bigger crowd, and solana perps need to catch up. news pumps can fade fast, so size your risk like it might.
receipt R-0021 · coingecko /coins/markets, top 100 by volume · 29 oct 14:30 utc · news: tradersunion https://tradersunion.com/news/market-voices/show/4014445-ice-tradexyz-hyperliquid-launch/, CoinMarketCap https://coinmarketcap.com/top-stories/6ae352711d1ef400a3265a3f/, CoinMarketCap https://coinmarketcap.com/top-stories/6ae352711d1ef400a3265a40/ · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volume8.6/106.0/10HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volumeDomino Effect29 oct 19:07 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time high10.0/105.9/10HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time highFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 18:39 utc
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc

HYPERLIQUID NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --news
the stories that matter to hyperliquid users, builders and investors from the last two days, newest first. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source
news image: ice plans to run us hyperliquid perps, with trade[xyz] designing marketsimage: The Block
HIP-329 oct 08:10 utc

ice plans to run us hyperliquid perps, with trade[xyz] designing markets

ice would run the exchange and clearing, trade[xyz] would design the markets, and hyperliquid's hip-3 would supply the tech, pending regulatory approval. hype rose about 15% on the news.

source: HYPE surges 15% as NYSE parent ICE moves to bring Hyperliquid perps to US · The Block
news image: hyperliquid labs sold 3.75m hype otc; buyer may link to builder trade.xyzimage: ainvest
MARKETS29 oct 08:25 utc

hyperliquid labs sold 3.75m hype otc; buyer may link to builder trade.xyz

hyperliquid labs sold 3.75 million hype ($331 million) over the counter. 625,000 of those tokens are unverifiedly linked to trade.xyz, a key hyperliquid builder.

source: Hyperliquid's 'Institutional' HYPE Buyer Points Back to Its Own Builder · ainvest

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --x
who and what the most-liked posts about hyperliquid are talking about, counted post by post. updated 29 oct 19:07 utc
ice / nyse owner 10 of 36 poststrade[xyz] 2 of 36 postspump.fun 2 of 36 posts

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 NYSE owner to bring Hyperliquid $HYPE perpetual futures to regulated US markets. https://t.co/VSlVmrgZxW

@WatcherGuru · 5k likes

ICE and @tradexyz are bringing Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S. Announced this morning, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of @tradexyz’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid. The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures

@ICE_Markets · 1k likes

BREAKING: $HYPE surges +10% on reports NYSE’s owner ICE plans to bring Hyperliquid futures trading to the US. https://t.co/VSUcGm4Evb

@coinbureau · 809 likes

HYPERLIQUID Say it back 🫵

@phantom · 766 likes

Schedule of $HYPE bull posts got leaked: Bessent at 2pm EST Trump at 4pm EST Jesus at 9pm EST

@koolkrypto223 · 422 likes

JUST IN: $HYPE pumps 8.9% in the past hour following news that the NYSE’s parent company is bringing Hyperliquid perpetual futures to regulated US markets. https://t.co/j4dy8M9QpF

@coingecko · 421 likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip, every 6h) and the hyperliquid news (every round).
19:02 learned 30 classic templates (81 known)
19:02 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
19:03   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
19:05 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
19:05 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
19:06 learned 19 classic templates (100 known)
19:06 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
19:07   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
[1] butcher · crunches hyperliquidpulls hyperliquid's numbers: HYPE, perps, HIP-3 markets, assistance fund buybacks, validators, fees, hyperEVM and polymarket bets, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
19:07 hip-3 markets → 10 facts
19:07 assistance fund → 0 facts
19:07 validators → 0 facts
19:07 fees & revenue → 1 facts
19:07 hyperevm → 0 facts
19:07 core perps → 3 facts
19:07 polymarket → 0 facts
19:07 best: hip3_volume:2026-10-29 (score 1.97)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
18:54 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Distracted Boyfriend, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, Running Away Balloon, X, X Everywhere, Trade Offer
18:54 try 1: x_talk:ice_(intercontinental_exchange,_nyse_owner):2026-10-29 × Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
18:54 try 2: x_talk:ice_(intercontinental_exchange,_nyse_owner):2026-10-29 × Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
18:55 try 3: x_talk:ice_(intercontinental_exchange,_nyse_owner):2026-10-29 × Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
19:03 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu
19:03 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:PURRDAT:2026-10-29 × Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
19:07 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu, Domino Effect
19:07 try 1: hip3_volume:2026-10-29 × Domino Effect (top_bottom)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts about hyperliquid on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
18:42 hyperliquid talk: ice and nyse (10 of 37), elon musk (5 of 37), stan druckenmiller (2 of 37)
18:54 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (249/30000 this month)
18:54 hyperliquid talk: ice (intercontinental exchange, nyse owner) (16 of 37), trade[xyz] (9 of 37), stan druckenmiller (6 of 37)
19:03 page 2 skipped: error sending request for url (https://api.twitterapi.io/twitter/tweet/advanced_search?query=%28hyperliquid%20OR%20%24HYPE%20OR%20hyperevm%20OR%20%22HIP%2D3%22%29%20%2Dfilter%3Aretweets%20lang%3Aen%20min%5Ffaves%3A20&queryType=Top&cursor=DAACCgACHV0fotNAJxAKAAMdXR%2Di0z%5FY8AgABAAAAAILAAUAAADoRW1QQzZ3QUFBZlEvZ0dKTjB2R3AvQUFBQUJNZFhRWUErNXF3SHgxYzJqZ2hXckNzSFZ6SUsxS2J3VmdkWE8xbDN0b3hlaDFjc0lSRjFrSEpIVnp0Y3FKYndNWWRYTHhqd3RZUm14MWN3THc2V3BFTUhWektNYk5hNGFBZFhLemtaVlp3QWgxYzBzOURGMUZoSFYwUmlEN2FNQm9kVzlMRWRWYmhHaDFjNmRHYUZ6Q0dIVnp1Nnd6V01mTWRYSzExN0pzQjFSMWRHQU9MbTdDVEhWemdMeGZiSWNzZFhQVjNDZHBCRnc9PQgABgAAAAAIAAcAAAAADAAICgABHVvSxHVW4RoAAAA)
19:03 x search hyperliquid → 18 top posts about it (268/30000 this month)
19:03 hyperliquid talk: trade.xyz (3 of 18), nyse (3 of 18)
19:07 x search hyperliquid → 36 top posts about it (307/30000 this month)
19:07 hyperliquid talk: ice / nyse owner (10 of 36), trade[xyz] (2 of 36), pump.fun (2 of 36)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
18:40 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3, 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:40 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:42 PASS joke 0.50 · numbers match receipt → served
18:54 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:54 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:55 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
19:03 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
19:07 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 6 · sent back by taster 30 · ai $1.15 this month · 29 oct 19:43 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 19:03 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:01 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:21 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc