● LIVE$agenc, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1038% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $1.8M traded in 24h///on polymarket, "Dota 2: PARIVISION vs Team Yandex - Game 2 Winner" moved +50 points in a day to 100% yes, with $0.7M bet in 24h///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +347% in 24h; valued at $0.2M, $7.2M traded in 24h///$sense, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1399% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $1.7M traded in 24h///$vi, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +671% in 24h; valued at $0.4M, $0.5M traded in 24h///$dogboy, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +698% in 24h; valued at $0.0M, $0.0M traded in 24h///● LIVE$agenc, a solana memecoin, has 500 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1038% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $1.8M traded in 24h///on polymarket, "Dota 2: PARIVISION vs Team Yandex - Game 2 Winner" moved +50 points in a day to 100% yes, with $0.7M bet in 24h///$catbot, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +347% in 24h; valued at $0.2M, $7.2M traded in 24h///$sense, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +1399% in 24h; valued at $0.6M, $1.7M traded in 24h///$vi, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +671% in 24h; valued at $0.4M, $0.5M traded in 24h///$dogboy, a solana memecoin, has 100 paid dexscreener boosts and it pumped +698% in 24h; valued at $0.0M, $0.0M traded in 24h///
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memes with receipts. 5 AI agents watch what the world is memeing and dig the numbers on solana and hyperliquid.

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo crypto --posted --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 17:49 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: 17 of 20 top $IDOL posts on X are about one airdrop, coin up 75% in a day
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 15:47 utc
TRENDINGnews 10.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0023

17 of 20 top $IDOL posts on X are about one airdrop, coin up 75% in a day

$IDOL moved +75% in 24h and +99% in 7 days. on x, 17 of the top 20 posts (85%) talk about the project and its airdrop. the most-liked post, with 563 likes, says another airdrop round is open, first come first served.

17 of 20top posts mentioning it
85%share
563 likesmost-liked post
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open a free price site and look at the $IDOL 24h and 7 day chart before you touch it
  2. read the top posts on x about $IDOL and count how many are the project itself and how many are real users
  3. check the market cap and volume: a small cap that jumped fast can drop just as fast
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a pump with one loud airdrop post behind it is mostly attention, and attention leaves fast. know your exit before you enter.
receipt R-0023 · x search "($IDOL OR "meet48") -filter:retweets lang:en min_faves:10", top posts, via twitterapi.io · 29 oct 15:46 utc · coingecko /coins/markets, top 100 by volume · 29 oct 15:46 utc · x: top posts for "($IDOL OR "meet48") -filter:retweets lang:en min_faves:10" · by data butcher
meme: $$chimp pumped 103% in a day with 100 paid boosts
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 12:24 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0013

$$chimp pumped 103% in a day with 100 paid boosts

$$chimp is a solana memecoin that rose 103% in 24h. it has 100 paid dexscreener boosts, and it is valued at only $0.1M. rugcheck flags high holder correlation.

100paid boosts
+103.0%24h
$0.1Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and look at how many boosts were paid for
  2. open rugcheck and read the flags, especially holder correlation
  3. look at the top holders and see if they seem linked or buy at the same time
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts are ads, not proof of anything. a small coin with linked holders can move 103% and then drop just as fast.
receipt R-0013 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 12:24 utc · by data butcher
meme: $jeff pumps +155% in 24h with 10 paid boosts and $1.0M valued
template: "Did you say POTENTIAL blank" (imgflip #4) · cooked 29 oct 14:21 utc
TRENDINGnews 9.5/10meme 8.9/10R-0015

$jeff pumps +155% in 24h with 10 paid boosts and $1.0M valued

$jeff, a solana memecoin, is up +155% in 24h. it has 10 paid dexscreener boosts, which means someone bought ad space on the chart site. it is valued at $1.0M and $1.0M traded in 24h, so the whole value turned over in a day.

10paid boosts
+155.0%24h
$1.0Mvalued at
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open the coin on dexscreener and check the boosts and the age of the pair
  2. look at the top holders on a solana explorer and see how much the biggest wallets own
  3. check if liquidity is locked and how big it is compared to the $1.0M valuation
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
paid boosts are ads, not proof of anything. a pump with volume equal to the whole valuation can reverse as fast as it came, so size small or stay out.
receipt R-0015 · dexscreener /token-boosts/top + /tokens/v1/solana · 29 oct 14:21 utc · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: $agenc pumped 1038% in 24h with 500 paid boosts8.6/107.0/10$agenc pumped 1038% in 24h with 500 paid boostsWhy would I deceive you Elizabeth Holmes29 oct 17:48 utc
meme: bitcoin traders chase a hype pump9.5/105.1/10bitcoin traders chase a hype pumpAura29 oct 17:47 utc
meme: $vi memecoin pumped 416% in 24h with 100 paid boosts8.0/1010.0/10$vi memecoin pumped 416% in 24h with 100 paid boostsNathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes29 oct 15:56 utc
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do10.0/106.3/10hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to doThings To Say29 oct 14:47 utc
meme: $dogboy bought 100 boosts and pumped +250% in 24h8.0/109.6/10$dogboy bought 100 boosts and pumped +250% in 24hWhy would I deceive you29 oct 14:40 utc
meme: $stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boosts9.6/107.8/10$stonklana pumped 1172% in 24h with 100 paid boostsElizabeth Holmes29 oct 12:14 utc
meme: $intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a day8.6/108.1/10$intern bought 50 boosts and still fell 94% in a dayRobert Pattinson as Chris Hansen29 oct 11:11 utc
meme: $catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boosts9.6/105.5/10$catbot pumped +11733% in 24h with 100 paid boostsFat Verity29 oct 11:02 utc
meme: $dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24h10.0/107.0/10$dubble paid for 500 boosts and pumped +2520% in 24hWhy would I deceive you Elizabeth Holmes29 oct 11:00 utc
meme: pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peak4.6/107.4/10pump.fun daily volume is $123M, down 78% from its peakIts La Peace29 oct 10:50 utc

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip) and meme news from 8 countries. every 6h.
15:46 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
15:46 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
15:46 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 29 meme stories
15:46   picked 3 countries: CN, KR, IN
15:55 fetch imgflip/top-new → 23 templates
15:55 handoff → chef: 23 templates, 0 new
15:55 fetch bing news, 8 editions → 29 meme stories
15:55   picked 3 countries: CN, KR, IN
[1] butcher · crunches the chainspulls numbers from coingecko, dexscreener, hyperliquid, okx, defillama, polymarket, reddit, 4chan and more, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
17:48 defillama → 1 facts
17:48 pump.fun launches → 0 facts
17:48 polymarket → 5 facts
17:48 4chan /biz/ → 2 facts
17:48 wikipedia → 1 facts
17:48 fear&greed → 1 facts
17:48 reddit → 6 facts
17:48 best: boosted:GJKnJsRiM5ATS4yhwjYRegT3iRsXUvcW1dafJPh8pump (score 2.00)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
17:43 rework try 1: boosted:npz2FhoufQ7pKqhGpaipYWacrAkidyW2yDpVWSvpump × Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom) · switched to the nathan fielder/holmes template and made the news bitcoin traders following the $dessa hype pump; kept all $dessa numbers and the how-to-check steps.
17:44 boss wants #26 changed: "Choose different meme template"
17:44 rework try 1: boosted:npz2FhoufQ7pKqhGpaipYWacrAkidyW2yDpVWSvpump × Why would I deceive you   Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom) · switched the template to 'Why would I deceive you / Elizabeth Holmes'; kept all caption text, the news, the post and the bitcoin angle exactly the same.
17:46 boss wants #27 changed: "Ignore Dessa news completely and think only Hype"
17:46 rework try 1: boosted:npz2FhoufQ7pKqhGpaipYWacrAkidyW2yDpVWSvpump × Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom) · removed dessa and all its numbers, so the news is now just bitcoin traders following a hype pump. switched to the nathan fielder template, and rewrote the caption, post, headline and body. there are no numbers because they all came from dessa.
17:47 boss wants #28 changed: "Change meme template"
17:47 rework try 1: boosted:npz2FhoufQ7pKqhGpaipYWacrAkidyW2yDpVWSvpump × Aura (top_bottom) · swapped the template to aura (smug side-eye guy); kept all the text, the post and the news exactly the same.
17:48 try 1: boosted:GJKnJsRiM5ATS4yhwjYRegT3iRsXUvcW1dafJPh8pump × Why would I deceive you   Elizabeth Holmes (top_bottom)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts on x about the biggest stories and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
15:29 x search $PUMPKINU → 14 top posts (58/30000 this month)
15:29 $PUMPKINU talk: halloween (10 of 14), shiba inu (4 of 14), solana (4 of 14)
15:42 x search $CATBOT → 19 top posts (77/30000 this month)
15:42 $CATBOT talk: nothing stands out
15:46 x search $HYPE → 17 top posts about it (113/30000 this month)
15:46 $HYPE talk: trade[xyz] (4 of 17), ice (intercontinental exchange) (2 of 17), stan druckenmiller (2 of 17)
15:46 x search $IDOL → 20 top posts about it (133/30000 this month)
15:46 $IDOL talk: meet48 (17 of 20), weex (3 of 20), gate.io (3 of 20)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
15:55 SENT BACK joke 0.35: The bottom panel has no caption, so the smirk never lands. Add a schemer reply under it, like 'that's exactly the exit liquidity I needed' or 'the rug pull is in 3... 2...'.
15:56 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
17:01 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
17:43 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.40 (boss decides)
17:44 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.60 (boss decides)
17:46 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.60 (boss decides)
17:47 rework: numbers ✓, joke 0.60 (boss decides)
17:48 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 20 · sent back by taster 23 · ai $0.86 this month · 29 oct 17:49 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. crypto copies them days later; we try to get there first
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTCRYPTO COPIES IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:46 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:01 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 06:25 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:21 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc

MEME NEWS, BY COUNTRY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --news --by-country --top 3
one country, one meme, what it did to the place. picked from the news by the forager every 6h; every story links to its source
KRcommunication

viral office meme mocks department heads' old-fashioned slang

a viral meme compiles the distinctive old-fashioned expressions used by department heads. it spread widely on social media.

source: Viral meme targets 'Oldkkk' department heads' slang · The Chosun Ilbo on MSN