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every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 04 nov 13:28 utc

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trump veto threat democratspoliticsrising7 posts · 13k likes · since 13h

Trump's 'VETO' hat and veto vow keep spreading; supporters urge a veto on everything, and VETO-named memecoins launch as Democrats take Congress.

↔ veto memecoin launch↔ trump election night watch

@catturd2 · 5k likes · 88 min ago: Good morning X. Bad night for Republicans. Good night in Florida. Trump is still President for over 2 years and the Dems socialist agenda is going nowhere
@TruthTrumpPost · 3k likes · 3h ago: President Trump says, "They'll send over things that are insane, and I'll veto them." https://t.co/I82xzvS7sH
@MAGAVoice · 3k likes · 6h ago: Dear President Trump, Please VETO the crap out of Democrats Sincerely, 77+ Million MAGA Patriots

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gop blamed for midterm losspoliticsfading10 posts · 27k likes · since 6h

Commentators on both sides blame Congress, Thune's GOP majority, and Trump for the midterm defeat, citing DOGE, the SAVE America Act and rogue judges.

@GuntherEagleman · 9k likes · 2h ago: Not codifying the DOGE cuts, not passing the SAVE America Act, and not removing rogue judges was a HUGE mistake. Congress is the problem.
@GuntherEagleman · 7k likes · 2h ago: 🚨 THE AUTOPSY SHOULD START IN THE SENATE: Democrats took 54 seats and at least 228 in the House. Trump was not on the ballot. John Thune was the Majority Leade
@CaptMarkKelly · 5k likes · 6h ago: Trump ignored the needs of the American people and did the exact opposite of what he campaigned on. Tonight is a rejection of him, his policies, and the Republi

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maga loyalty after midtermspoliticsrising6 posts · 5k likes · since 6h

Trump supporters insist Trump remains in charge and stays loyal after Democrats take the midterms.

@RobertKennedyJc · 2k likes · 75 min ago: I woke up today and Donald J. Trump is still the Commander in Chief! Carry on!
@jakelogan · 940 likes · 3h ago: President Trump is in the White House He's not going anywhere AND I have never been more MAGA God bless America Christ is King ✝️ God bless you all https:
@SUBRATA30016572 · 561 likes · 2h ago: Today and every day, I am so proud to call Donald Trump my President! Drop a❤🇺🇸if he is your too. https://t.co/jroPsOrNhq

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democratic sweep oddspoliticsrising86 posts · 425k likes · since 22h

Democrats win the House and Senate with Warner, Brown and Turek seats flipping; the sweep is spreading into investigation plans and commentary about Trump's two-year ordeal.

↔ midterm election day markets↔ trump midterm endorsements↔ kalshi odds backlash↔ house race odds shifts↔ governor race odds↔ nasdaq vs treasuries rotation↔ warner virginia senate win↔ election night race calls↔ jpm ai dip buying↔ election night futures selloff

@elonmusk · 252k likes · 7h ago: Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
@elonmusk · 21k likes · 5h ago: Interesting
@RyanAFournier · 21k likes · 15h ago: BREAKING: Democrats are panicking. Senate odds are CRUMBLING as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine swing hard Republican! Keep voting RED. Finish the job! 🇺🇸 http

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election night futures selloffmarketsrising49 posts · 5k likes · since 14h

After an overnight futures dip on the Democratic sweep, futures rebounded into premarket, with Dow futures up roughly 800-1,000 points, Nasdaq-100 back to green, and AMD fading from its after-hours gain on earnings.

↔ election night race calls↔ amd earnings preview↔ jpm ai dip buying↔ democratic sweep odds↔ nasdaq vs treasuries rotation↔ wynn 40x btc short

@Polymarket · 3k likes · 10h ago: BREAKING: AI stock futures plunge across the board as a Democratic blue wave takes shape in the midterm elections.
@CryptoNobler · 373 likes · 5h ago: 🚨 BREAKING: ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!! 🇺🇸 OVER $1,000,000,000,000.00 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE U.S. MARKETS AFTER TRUMP LOST THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS! DEMOCRATS WON BO
@KobeissiLetter · 296 likes · 17 min ago: BREAKING: The Dow Jones Industrial Average is now set open nearly +1,000 points higher as the massive post-election reversal gains momentum. As we outlined 24

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anthropic spacex ipo racemarketsrising3 posts · 283 likes · since 18h

Markets now give Anthropic only a 28% chance of being 2026's largest IPO by market cap, down from 62%, as SpaceX is expected to lead.

@DeItaone · 167 likes · 37 min ago: $SPCX - SPACEX, TESLA SLIDE DESPITE MORGAN STANLEY'S BULLISH OUTLOOK SpaceX fell 5% and Tesla dropped 5.6% as Democratic election gains raised concerns over
@KobeissiLetter · 116 likes · 18h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic is no longer expected to surpass SpaceX, $SPCX, as the largest IPO by market cap in 2026. Markets now see just a 28% chance of Anthropic be
@unusual_whales · 0 likes · 12h ago: Revenue up eleven-fold and a $23 billion loss in the same quarter: Anthropic's final pre-IPO numbers are as extreme as the hype around them. Read more: https:/

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midterm election day marketsmarketsrising22 posts · 7k likes · since 21h

Stocks rise on US midterm election day, with the S&P 500 historically closing green in the year after midterms.

↔ election day vote push↔ democratic sweep odds

@KobeissiLetter · 3k likes · 12h ago: BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures fall over -1% as polls across the US begin closing. Market expectations for a Democrat "sweep" are up to a new high. https://t.co/
@KobeissiLetter · 869 likes · 21h ago: BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 extends gains to over +1% on the day as polls for Midterm elections open across the US. https://t.co/PBvrdY9Pym
@KobeissiLetter · 708 likes · 20h ago: It's officially election day. History says stocks are heading higher. In fact, the S&P 500 has closed GREEN in the year following every US Midterm election si

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pumpfun callout rewardspumprising97 posts · 867 likes · since 41h

Vote-to-list, callout and paid-caller pushes keep spreading across Pump.fun tokens ($STONK, $STAMP, $STARMIND, $NIO and others), with claimed multi-x returns.

↔ near live on pumpfun↔ $stonks memecoin run↔ anonvoyage shill and vote wave↔ $mag memecoin callouts↔ pumpfun bot farm critique

@guccitos77 · 154 likes · 14h ago: haha oh man that’s just so crazy haha did you guys see that new pumpfun token haha it looks really cool they even verified on the app right away haha that must
@sandyXBT · 144 likes · 23h ago: in july, $PUMP was one of the most hated trades on ct @blknoiz06 bought it at .00184 anyway, on the reclaim of old support. his thesis was simple: the thing w
@PumpfunEco · 136 likes · 14h ago: .@blknoiz06 just took the #1 spot on the daily leaderboard 🏆 He’s up over $700,000 today! https://t.co/Nye4qciEp7

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el-sayed michigan senatepoliticsquiet7 posts · 114k likes · since 20h

Abdul El-Sayed has won Michigan's Senate race and is trolling Trump and Vance, while attacks on his immigration stance and Wikipedia editing continue.

@elonmusk · 62k likes · 20h ago: 🤨
@RyanRozbiani · 28k likes · 6h ago: Abdul El-Sayed TROLLING Trump and JD Vance After Winning Michigan’s Senate Race To JD Vance: “Habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you’re con
@hasanthehun · 11k likes · 4h ago: they should fire you and hire a better attack dog for israel man.

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trump election night watchpoliticsfading8 posts · 22k likes · since 14h

Trump says he would have won in a landslide and will accept the midterm results, while supporters keep up loyalty posts.

↔ trump veto threat democrats

@dbongino · 17k likes · 2h ago: Today is November 4, 2026 - the border is CLOSED, the streets are SAFER, we’re BUILDING things in America again, and Donald J. Trump is STILL the President of t
@Polymarket · 2k likes · 14h ago: JUST IN: Trump is reportedly monitoring Election Day results from the White House, with an administration official describing his mood as "cautiously optimistic
@KobeissiLetter · 1k likes · 9h ago: BREAKING: President Trump comments on the US Midterm elections for the first time since polls closed: Trump says he would have “won in a landslide” if he was o

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$stonks memecoin runpumpfading87 posts · 369 likes · since 22h

Paid callers and volume-spike posts keep pushing $STONKS across chains, with claimed 196x and a claimed $7.3M daily volume.

↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ near live on pumpfun↔ anonvoyage shill and vote wave↔ pumpfun killer launchpads

@ZonicCrypto · 81 likes · 22h ago: $STONK printing higher low. - Coins launched on STONK are 37X more likely to get over $100k Mcap than coins launched on PUMP, and actually higher success rate
@UdyHighs · 53 likes · 18h ago: BREAKING: $Stonk pumps over 15% on the news that it has burned over 22% of its total supply. https://t.co/duJsW43jMV
@GeckoTerminal · 42 likes · 16h ago: $STONK is up 15.84% today, testing resistance near a $100M market cap. Here's why: 🟣 StonkFun introduced a new feature allowing coins to launch at a $20K marke

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texas senate racepoliticsquiet28 posts · 205k likes · since 35h

Talarico is now reported as winning the Texas Senate race over Paxton per DDHQ and NBC, after Trump's endorsement of Paxton had been amplified by Musk.

↔ election day vote push↔ kalshi odds backlash

@elonmusk · 39k likes · 34h ago: RT @realDonaldTrump: TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF TEXAS, GET OUT AND VOTE for these Great Patriots! They have my Complete and Total Endorsement a…
@elonmusk · 31k likes · 5h ago: RT @EndWokeness: Texas results by group (NBC exit poll): 🔴 White men: +23 Republican 🔴 White women: +13 Republican 🔵 Latino men: +19 Democ…
@elonmusk · 20k likes · 22h ago: RT @ScottPresler: Texas, I ask for your votes for Ken Paxton for the US Senate. @KenPaxtonTX https://t.co/tpt1Uwjc6y

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pumpfun bot farm critiquepumpquiet19 posts · 215 likes · since 21h

Traders argue Pump.fun is bot-driven with 40-50K daily launches and few real buyers, and criticise its extractive fees and callout culture.

↔ $mag memecoin callouts↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ pumpfun killer launchpads

@dtrain22k · 166 likes · 13h ago: Every major pump kol bought the same coin today. Pump fun main tweeted about the coin. It went to 3m. Fpump went to 7m the day it bonded. Hahahhahahahahahha
@0xGoldilocks · 10 likes · 19h ago: 24 million tokens and 312 survived above 100k ngl pumpfun is a bot farm with a ui at this point. 40-50k launches a day and most never see a real human buyer b
@kb333_ · 9 likes · 14h ago: i don’t usually post my opinion on the trenches, i find it a waste of energy. but i’m tired of this launchpad merry-go-round everyone complains that pumpfun ex

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binance dev malware hackcryptoquiet31 posts · 3k likes · since 23h

Binance hacker is swapping the stolen SOL into BTC via splits, USDC bridges and THORChain; funds have been traced across 11 chains.

↔ binance fund coverage↔ bybit wallet outflow↔ bluemove hacker xmr swap

@AzFlin · 900 likes · 22h ago: LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue https://t.co/x7xuDsWN
@WazzCrypto · 885 likes · 22h ago: The domino that caused the Binance $6 Billion hack was a malicious Google ad. 1) Google has been getting away with profiting from ads for literal malware and p
@DegenerateNews · 445 likes · 22h ago: BREAKING: @binance SAYS HACKERS POSED AS A FAKE COMPANY TO INTERVIEW ONE OF ITS ENGINEERS, THEN HAD HIM DOWNLOAD AN "ASSIGNMENT" CONTAINING MALICIOUS CODE ONTO

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nasdaq vs treasuries rotationmarketsquiet3 posts · 204 likes · since 16h

Investors are rotating into Treasuries, with the Nasdaq 100 to TLT ratio at 342.5, its lowest since July 31 and down 15.4% from the October 7 high.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ election night futures selloff

@DeItaone · 98 likes · 13h ago: U.S. 10-YEAR TREASURY YIELD DIPS 5BPS TO 4.9167%, 30-YEAR YIELD EASES TO 5.2964%
@KobeissiLetter · 95 likes · 16h ago: Investors are rushing into Treasuries: The ratio of the Nasdaq 100 to the 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF, $TLT, is down to 342.5, its lowest since July 31st. Sinc
@AvtaResearch · 11 likes · 9h ago: From Convexity #3: “There is fear on the fear/greed index and also uncertainty surrounding midterms/geopolitics. Midterm elections look to be completely up in

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house race odds shiftspoliticsquiet14 posts · 16k likes · since 17h

House race markets keep swinging on election day, with Democrats favored in 259 seats by 8:10 PM ET and new frontrunners in IN-05 and FL-13.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ kalshi odds backlash

@Polymarket · 6k likes · 15h ago: BREAKING: Republican Mike Lawler surges ahead of Democrat Cait Conley in the odds of winning NY-17. 51% chance. 🔗 https://t.co/LgBKf4P0py https://t.co/5LaMZ3
@captive_dreamer · 2k likes · 13h ago: JUST IN 🚨 Rep. Thomas Massie’s chances of re-election drop to ZERO per Kalshi. He will be OUT of congress in 2027
@KalshiPolitics · 1k likes · 15h ago: BREAKING: Bobby Pulido has an 89% chance to win the TX-15 House race https://t.co/56mKfR0I75

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election night race callspoliticsquiet54 posts · 130k likes · since 15h

Race calls are piling up for Democrats, including Talarico in Texas, Andrews in South Carolina, Hamilton in Kansas, Kean losing in New Jersey, and the House and Senate flipping.

↔ warner virginia senate win↔ democratic sweep odds↔ governor race odds↔ election night futures selloff

@RonDeSantis · 53k likes · 11h ago: Florida sweeps again — congrats to the statewide ticket: Byron Donalds, Gov James Uthmeier, AG Blaise Ingoglia, CFO Wilton Simpson, Ag Comm.
@nicksortor · 12k likes · 11h ago: 🚨 BREAKING: Byron Donalds will be the next Governor of Florida, defeating Democrat David Jolly, DDHQ projects FANTASTIC news! 🔥 Congratulations, @ByronDonalds
@ByronDonalds · 12k likes · 13h ago: Her dreams are why I’m fighting for Florida’s future. I want her to grow up knowing that with hard work, anything is possible—and that her home state is a pla

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state voting amendmentspoliticsquiet4 posts · 796 likes · since 10h

Election-day state ballot measures on citizenship-to-vote and voter ID: West Virginia, Arkansas and Kansas approve citizenship requirements; North Carolina approves photo ID.

↔ wv citizenship voting amendment

@unusual_whales · 280 likes · 10h ago: BREAKING: North Carolina voters approve Amendment: Require photo ID for all voters
@unusual_whales · 278 likes · 9h ago: BREAKING: Arkansas voters approve Issue 1: Require citizenship to vote
@unusual_whales · 177 likes · 8h ago: BREAKING: Kansas approves Amendment: Require citizenship to vote

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kalshi odds backlashpoliticsquiet27 posts · 31k likes · since 21h

Users mock Kalshi and Polymarket on election day, with a Polymarket El-Sayed projection and a Guam governor claim drawing challenges to the markets' accuracy.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ texas senate race↔ house race odds shifts

@OpenSourceZone · 9k likes · 20h ago: Ashley Hinson is now the favorite in the Iowa Senate election per Kalshi 🔴 Ashley Hinson: 51% (+4) 🔵 Josh Turek: 49% (-4) (+/- vs poll opening) https://t.co/
@laralogan · 5k likes · 14h ago: Kalshi was pushing pure propaganda going into the election. Now they are being forced to acknowledge the truth. They belong in the trash. This is not simple err
@JHdaFonseca · 5k likes · 19h ago: TEMOS A PRIMEIRA ERRADA DO DIA DO POLYMARKET. #Midterms2026 republicanos surpreendem em Guam 🇬🇺 https://t.co/P10Qcfwxpy

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governor race oddspoliticsquiet24 posts · 22k likes · since 21h

Governor results are coming in: Democrats Gina Hinojosa (Texas), Rob Sand (Iowa) and Amy Acton (Ohio) are reported winning.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ election night race calls

@EricLDaugh · 6k likes · 17h ago: 🚨 JUST IN: Texas voters are REJECTING socialism and voting in droves TODAY This based woman NAILED IT in Houston: "The idea everything is FREE? We know things
@Polymarket · 3k likes · 21h ago: BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy's chances of becoming Ohio governor plunge to lowest level yet on Election Day. 18% chance. 🔗 https://t.co/KkbZ53IMpL https://t.co/
@Kalshi · 2k likes · 21h ago: JUST IN: Greg Abbott's odds to win reelection in Texas jump to 66%

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us iran qatar proposalpoliticsquiet7 posts · 1k likes · since 22h

The US reportedly approves a Qatari mediation proposal on Iran, with mediators awaiting Iran's response, as a separate Israeli warning about Iranian chemical weapons divides Washington.

↔ iran chemical weapons warning↔ iran europe bases threat

@DeItaone · 821 likes · 22h ago: US–IRAN: WASHINGTON REPORTEDLY APPROVES QATARI PROPOSAL The US has informed Qatar's mediator that it approves the submitted proposal, Al Arabiya English report
@KobeissiLetter · 154 likes · 13h ago: BREAKING: President Trump says the US has “no immediate plan” to strike Iran, per FT. Trump reportedly suggested he was content with the current state of the I
@DeItaone · 132 likes · 13h ago: US HAS NO IMMEDIATE PLAN TO STRIKE IRAN, TRUMP TELLS FT - FT

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warner virginia senate winpoliticsquiet20 posts · 63k likes · since 13h

Mark Warner's Virginia Senate win is confirmed by CNN, AP and DDHQ, the first major Democratic hold of the night, and is being read as a sign of a wider Democratic sweep.

↔ election night race calls↔ democratic sweep odds

@HQNewsNow · 16k likes · 13h ago: Democratic Sen. Mark Warner has won reelection in the Virginia Senate race. https://t.co/dAxuiTHAqj
@CalltoActivism · 12k likes · 13h ago: BREAKING: Democrat Mark Warner has WON reelection for Senate in Virginia. Warner is the first big Democratic victory of the evening! Congratulations Senator M
@TheDemocrats · 8k likes · 13h ago: Democrat Mark Warner has won Virginia’s U.S. Senate race, securing another term. Congrats, Senator! https://t.co/2loY4mdtuG

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carney russia belarus athletespoliticsquiet4 posts · 7k likes · since 15h

Canada's PM Mark Carney says Russia and Belarus athletes will be barred from the 2027 IIHF U20 World Junior Championship in Canada over the war in Ukraine.

@sarobertson_ · 5k likes · 15h ago: Mark Carney: "Russia and Belarus are supporting this illegal and unjustified horrific war in Ukraine, as long as that's going on, there will be none of those at
@Gray_Mackenzie · 1k likes · 14h ago: Canada will deny entry to any Russian and Belarusian athletes and staff, as long as the war in Ukraine continues, as per Mark Carney "If you're asking specifi
@puckempire · 580 likes · 15h ago: BREAKING: Canadian prime minister Mark Carney says that Russia & Belarus are committing an illegal invasion on Ukraine, and neither team will be allowed int

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goldman restricts ai coding toolsaiquiet14 posts · 28 likes · since 18h

Goldman's restriction on Claude Code and GitHub coding tools spreads across posts, with Bloomberg-sourced reports that access is now limited to engineers; commentators debate whether role or data access should set who can use coding agents.

↔ jpm ai dip buying

@unusual_whales · 20 likes · 13h ago: One of Wall Street's loudest AI champions just quietly took the coding tools away from its own bankers and traders. Read more: https://t.co/2kZdxLwVuW
@Nonosam2 · 4 likes · 18h ago: Goldman Sachs reportedly restricted advanced AI coding tools for some employees. If your workplace banned your favorite AI assistant tomorrow, how much would y
@marquistrillx · 3 likes · 14h ago: Goldman Sachs just pulled Claude Code and GitHub's AI coding tools away from most of its traders and bankers. Engineers only now. Same bank was bragging about

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$mag memecoin calloutspumpquiet55 posts · 29 likes · since 18h

Paid callers continue $MAG call posts and breakout claims, including x20 and 3.95x posts, alongside TG and vote-to-list promotion.

↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ pumpfun bot farm critique

@OTCTerminal · 2 likes · 17h ago: 🚀 $MAG just passed $500K mcap, 1,888 holders and counting. https://t.co/lOS07MEAD3 Holders are paid in $NVDA. https://t.co/cnSVwJiMrH
@meme_trader100 · 1 likes · 16h ago: $Mag delivered an incredible performance in my private TG, skyrocketing from a $1.9k market cap to $387k 🚀🚀✅ With a massive 203.68x gain i, the potential still
@PumpVapor · 1 likes · 16h ago: A clean 28x move from the call on $Mag. Legit TG matters! 💎📈 CA: AxPzkSJKU3ACqZu7qpq8ov29g4BENZBM4SAZwUUUFo8M #Solana #SolanaMemecoins #Memecoin https://t.co/

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iran chemical weapons warningpoliticsquiet5 posts · 3k likes · since 19h

Israel reportedly warned US intelligence that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use; NYT reports skepticism from US and Gulf officials and US officials are divided.

↔ us iran qatar proposal↔ iran europe bases threat

@polymarketenesp · 2k likes · 18h ago: 🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱‼️ | URGENTE — Reportan un intenso movimiento de aviones militares estadounidenses hacia Israel, en medio de las tensiones con Irán. https://t.co/khJM52oa
@KobeissiLetter · 436 likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: Israel has informed the US that their intelligence indicates that Iran is "weighing" the use of chemical weapons, per NY Times. Israeli intel has rep
@unusual_whales · 274 likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: Israel has claimed that Iran is weighing chemical weapons use, which has drawn skepticism from US and Gulf officials, per the New York Times.

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election day vote pushpoliticsquiet19 posts · 566k likes · since 32h

Musk and right-wing accounts push election day voting in Texas and other states, alleging longer waits at red precincts than blue ones in Dallas, Tarrant and Collin counties, as polls open.

↔ texas senate race↔ midterm election day markets

@elonmusk · 308k likes · 22h ago: Vote red today!
@elonmusk · 63k likes · 20h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: Voted today to keep Florida red. I left the failed politics from New York in New York. https://t.co/aZLArEvBIx
@elonmusk · 56k likes · 20h ago: RT @AlexToughTakes: I’m gay. I voted straight Republican today. The party that secured the border and lets me live openly beats the one tha…

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smci earnings previewmarketsquiet3 posts · 270 likes · since 16h

Super Micro reported EPS $1.81 vs $1.23 est and revenue $19.9B vs $16.2B est, beating its pre-announced range.

↔ amd earnings preview

@KobeissiLetter · 148 likes · 16h ago: BREAKING: Super Micro Computer stock, $SMCI, surges over +6% after posting stronger than expected quarterly earnings. AI continues to drive record earnings for
@unusual_whales · 82 likes · 16h ago: BREAKING: $SCMI earnings: - Eps: $1.81, est: $1.23 - Rev: $19.9 billion, est: $16.2 billion
@unusual_whales · 40 likes · 16h ago: $SMCI reports after the bell tonight They already pre-announced Sept-quarter revenue of $18.5–19.5B, way above its old $14.5–15.5B guide. Stock up 4%. The la

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amd earnings previewmarketsquiet4 posts · 683 likes · since 16h

AMD beat expectations after the bell: EPS $2.09 vs $1.94 est and revenue $13.3B vs $13.0B est, with data center up 97% and now 64% of the business; shares up 6%+.

↔ smci earnings preview↔ election night futures selloff

@KobeissiLetter · 404 likes · 16h ago: BREAKING: AMD stock, $AMD, surges over +6% after posting stronger than expected earnings due to AI demand. The stock has now added +$50 billion in market cap i
@unusual_whales · 145 likes · 15h ago: AMD, $AMD, has brought in more revenue in the first three quarters of 2026 than in all of 2025. Its has said that its data center business grew 97% from a year
@unusual_whales · 108 likes · 16h ago: BREAKING: $AMD earnings: - EPS: $2.09, est: $1.94 - Revenue: $13.3 billion, est: $13.0

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trump midterm endorsementspoliticsquiet82 posts · 52k likes · since 19h

Trump keeps endorsing America First candidates, now including T.W. Shannon, Meg Weinberger and Monsey-area Rep. Mike Lawler, alongside a stream of bare-link endorsement posts.

↔ democratic sweep odds↔ brazil bets ban stf hearing

@KalshiPolitics · 3k likes · 16h ago: 🚨NEW FRONTRUNNER: Mike Lawler now favored in the NY-17 House winner odds https://t.co/1WqnjMoADH
@realDonaldTrump · 2k likes · 18h ago: https://t.co/oKZenyJaSD
@realDonaldTrump · 1k likes · 19h ago: It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Congressman, Byron Donalds, who is running for Governor of Florida, a State that I love, and WON BIG, in 2016, 202

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anonvoyage shill and vote wavepumpquiet20 posts · 13 likes · since 22h

Paid callers keep pushing $ANONVOYAGE with new shill posts and vote-to-list prompts, citing claimed gains from $7.1K to $480K market cap; the token's market cap has reached about $2.6M.

↔ pumpfun callout rewards↔ $stonks memecoin run

@Solscalper1 · 4 likes · 21h ago: We are officially done with $ANONVOYAGE. Aped with $1k flipped it to $100k in less than 2 hours , the rule is simple ( Early entry and smart exit) 💯 ✅ ✅ 💰 💰 8mu
@MemeCoin_Gypsy · 2 likes · 17h ago: The Gypsy’s scrying is complete. 🔮 $ANONVOYAGE The crystal ball sees: PUMP Missing social link: Telegram. Liquidity/MC: 5.9%; volume/MC: 133.2%; buy ratio: 6
@Blitz_trade1 · 2 likes · 22h ago: $ANONVOYAGE Called in alpha around 79k mcap currently 1.8M 22x Yeah we getting in this before the rest of the market can https://t.co/sxVIjWnKnK

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space data center compute debateaiquiet12 posts · 257k likes · since 46h

Musk argues future AI compute will be overwhelmingly in space and defends radiator cooling claims against engineers' doubts, drawing criticism.

↔ ai boom hardware wall

@elonmusk · 181k likes · 33h ago: @broudsov You are fully retarded
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 33h ago: RT @elonmusk: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator poin…
@elonmusk · 16k likes · 33h ago: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator pointed away from the Sun, as it is mos

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grok bot featurestechquiet11 posts · 54k likes · since 46h

Musk and users promote Grok Bot's shopping, travel booking and order features, with praise for trip booking and complaints that it could not find insurance coverage details.

@elonmusk · 13k likes · 21h ago: Grok @Bot is like hiring a super competent employee. Treat Bot like you would a colleague.
@elonmusk · 9k likes · 16h ago: Try asking Grok @Bot to make calls!
@elonmusk · 8k likes · 36h ago: Grok @Bot improvements

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brazil bets ban stf hearingpoliticsquiet37 posts · 212k likes · since 25h

Lula's betting ban is still under challenge at the STF, with a #ComLulaNaoTemBets campaign spreading and a Padilha video on the ban going viral.

↔ trump midterm endorsements

@httpsrealitys · 59k likes · 17h ago: 🚨EXPLODE! Simplesmente 8 MINUTOS de Alexandre Padilha, Ministro da Saúde do Brasil, entregando dados, fatos e estatísticas sobre o motivo de PROIBIR AS BETS no
@ErikakHilton · 40k likes · 21h ago: 🇧🇷 BETS NUNCA MAIS! Hoje, os defensores das bets e do tigrinho foram ao STF com o objetivo de voltar a lucrar com o empobrecimento, o vício e a morte de brasil
@MidiaNINJA · 28k likes · 24h ago: LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de club

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ackman stock market casinomarketsquiet4 posts · 8k likes · since 21h

Bill Ackman says the stock market is 'broken' and has turned into a casino, per CNBC.

@WatcherGuru · 8k likes · 21h ago: JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Billionaire investor Bill Ackman says the stock market has turned into a "casino."
@unusual_whales · 260 likes · 20h ago: Bill Ackman says markets have turned into a casino again. “I don’t think that’s inherently good for the economy, for society, and it’s leading to these massive
@unusual_whales · 182 likes · 17h ago: BREAKING: Bill Ackman has said that the stock market is "broken," per CNBC

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stock tokenization oppositioncryptoquiet22 posts · 3k likes · since 23h

Opposition now at 56 companies, with SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon and Netflix among the latest to object to OKX and ICE tokenized stock trading, as the deadline approaches.

@WatcherGuru · 2k likes · 19h ago: JUST IN: SpaceX, Tesla, Amazon, & Netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through OKX and ICE markets, bringing the total to 56 companies. • Dell • IB
@Vision33X · 101 likes · 19h ago: spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix just opted out of getting their stock tokenized on okx and ice. that's 56 companies now elon will put doge on the moon but te
@solidintel_x · 77 likes · 21h ago: INTEL: Amazon $AMZN, Tesla $TSLA and SpaceX join objections to OKX-ICE tokenized stocks

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openai physical engineering pushaiquiet4 posts · 101 likes · since 18h

OpenAI says ChatGPT and Codex are helping engineers with mechanical design, electrical work and simulation, with Chip Ganassi Racing and Mazda pilots and a GPT-6 Astra prototype device.

@OpenAI · 82 likes · 18h ago: ChatGPT and Codex are helping engineers build for the physical world. We’re sharing our progress across mechanical design, electrical engineering, and simulati
@OpenAI · 7 likes · 18h ago: These are early steps, and we’re looking for engineers, engineering firms, and software partners to help shape what comes next. https://t.co/WrqdW2IwaP
@OpenAI · 6 likes · 18h ago: We’re also working with engineers at Chip Ganassi Racing to turn 3D scans into editable CAD models and manufacturing drawings, and with Mazda to explore new veh

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binance fund coveragecryptoquiet7 posts · 30k likes · since 44h

Whale Alert flagged a $414.8M USDC transfer from an unknown wallet to Binance, as Binance says user funds are fully covered.

↔ hsbc hk stablecoin↔ binance dev malware hack

@cz_binance · 16k likes · 44h ago: A little something that's not mentioned, and ppl may not even think about: Binance did not borrow money Binance did not sell assets Binance did not raise money
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 44h ago: Binance has allocated 100% of the funds, it's just 5% remaining to convert to some of the small coins taking time.
@cz_binance · 5k likes · 29h ago: Binance hourly deposits EXCEED withdrawals. 👀 According to public reports, only 6-10% of withdrawals went to other CEX. Majority went to self-custody wallets,

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strategy btc purchasecryptoquiet4 posts · 17k likes · since 48h

Strategy bought 811 BTC, repurchased $208M of STRC and now holds 849,327 BTC and $4.9B in USD assets; Saylor is also promoting STRC's credit metrics.

@saylor · 10k likes · 48h ago: Strategy has acquired 811 $BTC and repurchased $208M of $STRC. As of 11/1/26, we hold 849,327 BTC and $4.9B of USD Assets. $MSTR https://t.co/uWYzoJJkna
@saylor · 4k likes · 23h ago: We’ll be beating bears forever, Laura. https://t.co/iXWPhKtPFo
@saylor · 3k likes · 45h ago: Every day should be payday. $STRC https://t.co/l4odyX0ba7

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starlink airline growthtechquiet3 posts · 8k likes · since 24h

Musk and Starlink accounts highlight ZIPAIR's 12.3% YoY passenger revenue growth, credited to Starlink onboard connectivity.

@elonmusk · 6k likes · 21h ago: Starlink grows customers for airlines
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 20h ago: RT @XFreeze: United Airlines just reached a major milestone: Starlink Wi-Fi is now available on 50% of its DAILY flights United's official…
@elonmusk · 1k likes · 24h ago: RT @XFreeze: Starlink's mobile app has grown massively worldwide over the past three years Between September 2023 and September 2026: • Mo…

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musk tesla loan taxpayer defenseotherquiet4 posts · 56k likes · since 47h

Musk responds to criticism over the Tesla government loan and his taxpayer value, with supporters defending him over his son's ALS and other attacks.

@elonmusk · 26k likes · 33h ago: @Chesschick01 I have paid far more in taxes than the Tesla loan, which was repaid
@elonmusk · 25k likes · 47h ago: RT @Teslaconomics: Fuck you if you hate on Elon Musk. Just imagine this was your son… ALS took away Jake’s ability to use his wheelchair…
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 22h ago: RT @Chesschick01: The replies to this post are amazing. This guy doesn’t even understand how much Elon Musk has saved the taxpayer with Spa…

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THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 04 nov 13:28 utc

POSTS READ1177watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON34the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES13posts a story was built on

STORIES28stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED221 posted · 0 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 19h ago	Vote red today!	308k likes	Vote red already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 59 min ago	Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️	252k likes	7h old, already cooked in elon vote red deleted and trump musk pardon	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	@broudsov You are fully retarded	181k likes	Elon insult reply, not connected to markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 59 min ago	Data centers in space looking pretty appealing right now	132k likes	7h old, covered by the AI power wall story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	Prophetic	81k likes	Elon one-word 'Prophetic' on Tolkien, no market link	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	RT @ZeekArkham: Voted today to keep Florida red. I left the failed politics from New York in New York. https://t.co/aZLArEvBIx	63k likes	Elon RT of Florida vote, election day push already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	🤨	62k likes	Elon emoji on El-Sayed, covered by election day elon	🍳 cook
@httpsrealitys 17h ago	🚨EXPLODE! Simplesmente 8 MINUTOS de Alexandre Padilha, Ministro da Saúde do Brasil, entregando dados, fatos e estatísticas sobre o motivo de PROIBIR AS BETS no país e dando um sarrafo bonito nos clube	59k likes	Brazil bets ban, off-topic	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	RT @AlexToughTakes: I’m gay. I voted straight Republican today. The party that secured the border and lets me live openly beats the one tha…	56k likes	election day vote push, covered already	🍳 cook
@RonDeSantis 10h ago	Florida sweeps again — congrats to the statewide ticket: Byron Donalds, Gov James Uthmeier, AG Blaise Ingoglia, CFO Wilton Simpson, Ag Comm.	53k likes	DeSantis Florida sweep, politics only	🍳 cook
@XBOX 16h ago	Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. En	52k likes	Xbox sweepstakes ad	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	And electrical equipment, cooling, networking and batteries	41k likes	Elon's AI power wall post, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 59 min ago	RT @EndWokeness: Texas results by group (NBC exit poll): 🔴 White men: +23 Republican 🔴 White women: +13 Republican 🔵 Latino men: +19 Democ…	31k likes	5h old, political demographics, no market tie	🍳 cook
@MidiaNINJA 19h ago	LULA CONVOCA SOCIEDADE A PRESSIONAR STF PELA PROIBIÇÃO DAS BETS! A audiência foi convocada por Luiz Fux e acontece hoje (03) às 10h com a participação de clubes de futebol e representantes do setor.	28k likes	Brazil bets ban, not connected to our cast	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 59 min ago	True	25k likes	Elon 'True' to Naval, no market thread	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 59 min ago	Interesting	21k likes	political chatter, not market-linked	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 16h ago	RT @realDonaldTrump: It is my Great Honor to endorse the Highly Respected Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton, an America First Patriot,…	19k likes	Paxton endorsement, old news	🍳 cook
@dbongino 34 min ago	Today is November 4, 2026 - the border is CLOSED, the streets are SAFER, we’re BUILDING things in America again, and Donald J. Trump is STILL the President of the United States of America. 🇺🇸	17k likes	political cheerleading, not a new development	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 19h ago	RT @elonmusk: @shaunmmaguire @broudsov Yeah, much easier to cool in space. ~1300 W/m^2 is easily achievable for an aluminum radiator poin…	16k likes	old news, 15h	🍳 cook
@HQNewsNow 12h ago	Democratic Sen. Mark Warner has won reelection in the Virginia Senate race. https://t.co/dAxuiTHAqj	16k likes	Warner win is routine election news, not connected to crypto	🍳 cook
@Kalshi 15h ago	BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican https://t.co/jUFWohg08X	12k likes	4h old, covered by the Kalshi backlash story	🍳 cook
@unusual_whales 10h ago	BREAKING: Democrats win control of the U.S. House, per DDHQ	11k likes	Dems win House is the core midterm call, covered by the market-reaction angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	RT @SwipeWright: Remember this image when you vote today. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/AgG4nHH49q	9k likes	routine election-day vote push, no crypto link	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 16h ago	Try asking Grok @Bot to make calls!	9k likes	Grok Bot calling promo, product chatter	🍳 cook
@GuntherEagleman 35 min ago	Not codifying the DOGE cuts, not passing the SAVE America Act, and not removing rogue judges was a HUGE mistake. Congress is the problem.	9k likes	GOP blame story is fading and has no crypto tie	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 04 nov 13:19 utc

BTC$78,262+1.2% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,314+1.5% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$92.51-0.3% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$84.75+0.4% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$698.45-0.2% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED34fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$1.9B+1.5% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$126.3M+2.6% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 04 nov 13:27 utc

PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 04 nov 13:28 utc

bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both

SIGNAL	COIN	ON-CHAIN, 1H	BUYS VS SELLS	ON X	LOUDEST POSTER	TOP POST
early	$STAVOgraduatedmcap $145k · liq $103k · 3h old · top10 43% · 0 clones⚠ 2	$6.4M+28%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$PEPUon the curvetop10 0% · bwam…fSXa dev: 2 launches/24h · dev holds 0	$94k+12%	708 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$NOESISon the curvemcap $3k · 90h old · top10 8% · 0 clones	$88k+929%	605 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$AMDgraduatedmcap $1.9M · liq $147k · 15h old · top10 14% · 87 clones⚠ 1	$106k+14%		16posts/h · 0 likes	@mwx_ai 83k	“The $AMD listing is not a spectator sport, you have to be in it right now DDmGnuvroxVrb7CSyjYcezFU8gnAfhKasg4”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$Chudboton the curvemcap $3k · 90h old · top10 1% · 5Hm8…LPuN dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$159k-21%	934 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$PEPUon the curvetop10 0% · B32Q…JqnC dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0⚠ 1	$98k-8%	699 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$NUTon the curvetop10 0%	$72k-8%	472 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$STAVOgraduatedmcap $5.7M · liq $2 (thin) · 13h old · top10 8% · 0 clones⚠ 3	$0+0%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook

early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)

ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 19:12 utc

copycat wave: 2 coins named "pengu pepe"

$ChudbotChudbot · $159k traded in 1h · -21% · 1964 buys / 1696 sells · 934 traders

$PEPUpengu pepe · $98k traded in 1h · -8% · 1206 buys / 1139 sells · 699 traders

$PEPUpepe pengu · $94k traded in 1h · +12% · 1619 buys / 1281 sells · 708 traders

$NOESISNoesis Protocol · $88k traded in 1h · +929% · 1122 buys / 819 sells · 605 traders

$NUTNot Unloading Testicles · $72k traded in 1h · -8% · 871 buys / 876 sells · 472 traders

$DUELDuel X · $68k traded in 1h · +1338% · 450 buys / 303 sells · 347 traders

$pepepengu pepe · $64k traded in 1h · -25% · 886 buys / 845 sells · 515 traders

$SUPASupa · $62k traded in 1h · +159% · 992 buys / 851 sells · 487 traders

$BIBERTYLiberty Biberty · $61k traded in 1h · +1314% · 692 buys / 566 sells · 367 traders

$HALLOWEENHalloween Coin · $60k traded in 1h · +1056% · 1004 buys / 566 sells · 651 traders

CLIMBING · up over the last hour

$CATOmcap $5.8M · peak $5.8M · +0% since first seen 19h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 6% · last trades $89k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · creator history of rugged tokens, top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership

$STAVOmcap $5.7M · peak $5.7M · +8301% since first seen 12h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 8% · last trades $112k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · top 10 holders high ownership, single holder ownership, low liquidity

$CHOOmcap $4.7M · peak $5.4M · -12% since first seen 19h ago

$AMDmcap $2.0M · peak $3.0M · -31% since first seen 14h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 14% · last trades $204 in / $630 out, biggest buy $134 · copycat token

$XTENmcap $1.1M · peak $1.1M · +89% since first seen 8h ago

$PREDICTmcap $777k · peak $777k · +40% since first seen 5h ago

$STAVOmcap $144k · peak $144k · +100% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 42% · last trades $131k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k · large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers

$ARNOLDmcap $135k · peak $148k · +47% since first seen 19h ago

$WIFmcap $83k · peak $119k · +7% since first seen 13h ago · @whatifthisissol

$STAVOmcap $76k · peak $76k · +9% since first seen 13h ago · ⛓ last trades $123k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k

$OMBROmcap $42k · peak $42k · +0% since first seen 19h ago

NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h

$VImcap $650k · peak $912k · -24% since first seen 12 min ago · @ViceSolInu · ⛓ top 10 holders 3% · high holder correlation

$AMCmcap $124k · peak $365k · -64% since first seen 80 min ago · @amemecoin_x

FADED · well off their peak

$BTCmcap $14.4M · peak $14.9M · +0% since first seen 6h ago

$GATOmcap $9.3M · peak $9.3M · +0% since first seen 14h ago

$batonmcap $4.3M · peak $4.3M · +5% since first seen 18h ago

$Percolatormcap $3.4M · peak $3.7M · -6% since first seen 18h ago

$DacityCoinmcap $2.5M · peak $2.5M · +5% since first seen 19h ago

$PREDICTmcap $2.5M · peak $2.5M · +46% since first seen 19h ago

$XTENmcap $2.4M · peak $2.4M · +47% since first seen 19h ago

$DOPEmcap $2.1M · peak $2.1M · +9% since first seen 15h ago

$WASTEDmcap $913k · peak $913k · +18% since first seen 18h ago

$RICOmcap $486k · peak $516k · +1% since first seen 19h ago · @gta6dogrico

$RAMmcap $429k · peak $928k · -33% since first seen 5h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 18% · last trades $445 in / $922 out, biggest buy $176

$ANONVOYAGEmcap $270k · peak $2.6M · -87% since first seen 17h ago · @anonvoyage_sol

$STAVOmcap $152k · peak $152k · +107% since first seen 7h ago

$Othermcap $123k · peak $123k · +1% since first seen 8h ago

$Magmcap $119k · peak $119k · +3% since first seen 16h ago

$AMDmcap $117k · peak $117k · +0% since first seen 14h ago

$SLINGTOSHImcap $117k · peak $117k · +0% since first seen 6h ago

$Magmcap $114k · peak $114k · +2% since first seen 16h ago

$CAPYmcap $109k · peak $109k · +0% since first seen 19h ago

$MONAmcap $106k · peak $106k · +57% since first seen 4h ago

$STONKSmcap $104k · peak $106k · +48% since first seen 16h ago

$Magmcap $104k · peak $218k · -16% since first seen 14h ago

$Slingoormcap $87k · peak $108k · -0% since first seen 19h ago

$STONKSmcap $86k · peak $86k · +25% since first seen 17h ago

$MOVEMBERmcap $84k · peak $166k · -48% since first seen 19h ago

$CAPYmcap $81k · peak $179k · -41% since first seen 19h ago

$TTPROmcap $79k · peak $116k · -32% since first seen 2h ago

$STEALTHmcap $70k · peak $96k · +7% since first seen 19h ago

$STAVOmcap $64k · peak $64k · +3% since first seen 9h ago

$CHILLCATSmcap $37k · peak $142k · -74% since first seen 2h ago

$PEACEmcap $28k · peak $37k · -9% since first seen 18h ago

$MOGMASmcap $25k · peak $149k · -75% since first seen 19h ago · @MogmasX

$ANSEMmcap $22k · peak $26k · -14% since first seen 15h ago

$REGRETAMINEmcap $18k · peak $21k · -12% since first seen 15h ago

$UNPOOLEDmcap $18k · peak $19k · -1% since first seen 19h ago

$ascendmcap $17k · peak $23k · -9% since first seen 19h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 04 nov 13:28 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix join 56 companies opposing tokenized stocks on okx and ice

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 9.6/10R-0172

spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix join 56 companies opposing tokenized stocks on okx and ice

watcherguru reports spacex, tesla, amazon and netflix now oppose having their stocks tokenized through okx and ice markets. that brings the total to 56 companies, including nvidia, microsoft, nike and walmart. tokenization means trading onchain tokens that track a real stock, and the push is getting a collective no from some of the biggest names in equities.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

find the watcherguru post on x and read the full list of companies
check each company's own statements or investor relations page for its position
look at okx and ice announcements to see what they say about tokenized stocks

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
if you trade tokenized stocks, expect product risk and fewer listings the companies themselves don't back. it is a list from one report, so check the sources before you act on it.

receipt R-0172 · x: https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2117681349347713153 · 03 nov 18:18 utc · by data butcher

meme: dow futures point to a +1,000 open as the democrat sweep dip reverses in one night

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0192

dow futures point to a +1,000 open as the democrat sweep dip reverses in one night

after democrats were reported winning the house and senate, nasdaq futures fell 2.4% overnight. by morning they were green, and kobeissi said dow futures pointed to a nearly +1,000 open, calling the dip a bear trap. btc went from $75.6K to $78K, and gold and silver rose. accounts like cryptonobler had posted that $1T was wiped out after trump lost.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read the original posts from @KobeissiLetter, @MookieNFT and @CryptoNobler on X
check the btc price move on coingecko over the last 24 hours
compare nasdaq and dow futures on any free quote site like tradingview

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the sweep looks to have been priced in, and one-night headline panics can reverse fast. futures can still move before the open, so treat this as a snapshot, not advice.

receipt R-0192 · x: https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2117968023474872708 https://x.com/MookieNFT/status/2117916304942280772 https://x.com/swingtrader52/status/2117948429007491504 https://x.com/CryptoNobler/status/2117887757901086830 · 04 nov 13:18 utc · by data butcher

meme: democrats win congress after trump's pardon pledge to elon; spacex falls 5%, tesla 5.6%

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0191

democrats win congress after trump's pardon pledge to elon; spacex falls 5%, tesla 5.6%

trump said he would offer protective pardons to elon musk and close aides if democrats took congress. democrats have now won the house and senate. elon deleted his 'vote red today!' post and joked that his 'election-interfering space lasers' failed. spacex fell 5% and tesla 5.6% on worries about regulatory scrutiny and musk's political exposure, even as morgan stanley raised its spacex target to $300.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read elon's space lasers post and the deleted 'vote red today!' post on x
check the spacex and tesla price moves on a free quote site like google finance or yahoo finance
search for the trump pardon remarks and the house and senate results from major news outlets

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
political exposure is now a priced risk for musk-linked stocks, and a regulatory fight could weigh on sentiment across tech and risk assets. the pardon link is our read, not something the posts state. not financial advice.

receipt R-0191 · x: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2117862767831159287 https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2117962826991968702 · 04 nov 12:55 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	$NOESIS pumps 929% on pump.fun with $88k traded in an hour and 0 posts on x	Waiting Skeleton	4 nov 12:54 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	over half of the s&p 500 is down 20% or more while btc is up on the day	Bilbo Why shouldnt I keep it	4 nov 12:37 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon deletes 'vote red today!' (308k likes) as democrats are reported sweeping	Drake Hotline Bling	4 nov 12:35 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	s&p loses $500B in 2 hours as democrat sweep odds hit 95%	George Bush 9/11	4 nov 01:27 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$STAVO jumps 210% in an hour on pump.fun with $6.8M traded and no posts on x	They don't know	4 nov 01:20 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	nasdaq futures drop over 1% as democrat sweep odds hit a record 91%	Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning In A Pool	4 nov 01:05 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$NOESIS jumps 929% on pump.fun with $88k traded in an hour and 0 posts on x	Blank Nut Button	4 nov 00:46 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	kalshi had guam's democrat at 75%, the republican won 51.45% to 48.15%	You know, I'm something of a scientist myself	4 nov 00:40 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	goldman restricts most staff from using ai coding tools over productivity and risk concerns	This Is Fine	4 nov 00:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$STAVO pumps 130% in an hour on pump.fun with $7.0M traded and 0 posts on x	Running Away Balloon	4 nov 00:00 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: bitcoin hits six-week low as democrats win us congress

image: Hindustan Times

REGULATION4 nov 03:49 utc

bitcoin hits six-week low as democrats win us congress

Bitcoin fell to a six-week low after Democrats took Congress, raising concerns about US crypto regulation. Binance security and the future of digital assets were also flagged as worries.

source: Bitcoin falls to six-week low as Democrats win US Congress, raising concerns over crypto regulation · Hindustan Times

news image: brazil's biggest bitcoin exchange will refund users after $40m hack

image: Decrypt

HACK3 nov 10:16 utc

brazil's biggest bitcoin exchange will refund users after $40m hack

Mercado Bitcoin says customers won't pay for a hack that drained tens of millions. Withdrawals remain frozen with no restart date.

source: Brazil's Biggest Bitcoin Exchange Says It Will Refund Users After a $40 Million Hack · Decrypt

news image: tether ceo says it holds about 150,000 bitcoin, above its reserve report

image: Decrypt

BITCOIN3 nov 14:46 utc

tether ceo says it holds about 150,000 bitcoin, above its reserve report

Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino said the stablecoin firm holds around 150,000 bitcoin, roughly 50,000 more than its reserve report shows. He put the holding at about $11.5 billion at current prices.

source: Tether Holds 150,000 Bitcoin, CEO Says—About 50,000 More Than Its Reserve Report Shows · Decrypt

news image: bitcoin rebounds from overnight crash as $420m in bullish options bets build

image: BeInCrypto

MARKETS4 nov 01:06 utc

bitcoin rebounds from overnight crash as $420m in bullish options bets build

Bitcoin bounced back from $75,700 after an overnight drop. About $420 million in bullish options bets are fueling hopes of a move toward $80,000.

source: Bitcoin Erases Overnight Crash as $420 Million Bets Fuel Bullish Hopes · BeInCrypto

REGULATION4 nov 00:24 utc

democrats taking congress puts crypto market structure bill in doubt

Uncertainty is growing over the CLARITY Act and the future of US crypto regulation as Democrats take control of Congress. The market structure bill's path is unclear.

source: Bitcoin Price Wobbles as Democrats Take Congress: Crypto Market Structure Bill Faces Uncertain Future · 99Bitcoins

news image: strategy ceo compares his bitcoin firm to spacex and alphabet as big stock sellers

image: TheStreet

BITCOIN4 nov 05:03 utc

strategy ceo compares his bitcoin firm to spacex and alphabet as big stock sellers

Strategy CEO Phong Le says the company is one of America's biggest stock sellers this year. He says the difference is what it does with the cash.

source: Strategy CEO puts his Bitcoin firm alongside SpaceX, Alphabet · TheStreet

news image: block's bitcoin holdings gained $229.7m in q3, over four times its bitcoin business profit

image: Yahoo Finance

BITCOIN4 nov 01:56 utc

block's bitcoin holdings gained $229.7m in q3, over four times its bitcoin business profit

Block booked a $229.7 million bitcoin gain in Q3, more than four times the $52 million its bitcoin business earned. The gain came from holding the asset rather than selling it to Cash App users.

source: Holding Bitcoin Paid Block 4x More Than Selling It to Cash App Users · Yahoo Finance

MARKETS4 nov 04:55 utc

bitcoin up 1.35% to $78,477 on strong spot dip-buying

BTC rose 1.35% over the past 24 hours to $78,477. The move was driven by strong spot dip-buying.

source: Bitcoin Price (BTC) · binance

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 04 nov 13:15 utc

elon musk 8 of 29 postssam altman and openai 4 of 29 postsai bubble and stock selloff 3 of 29 postspump.fun 2 of 29 postsmoarky 2 of 29 posts

elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election https://t.co/x52wUZrMzk

@ewkewpid · 151k likes

Every person watching the AI bubble start popping https://t.co/UD8yntKBLP

@Call_Me_Jomaz · 43k likes

When companies go public they must file paperwork disclosing their financials. Doing so would expose the massive cash burn OpenAI is using. Therefore, Sam Altman can't go public but he also has run out of money. Enter "whistle blower" Jacob Coxon. It made no sense how an obscure nobody got 165 million views on his f

@FinanceLancelot · 30k likes

The existence of Sam altman implies the existence of Sam ctrlman.

@sundaramtwts · 25k likes

“Sam Altman is actually right about th-” https://t.co/n4gZpaMzZH

@litteralyme0 · 19k likes

People should always be in control of the future. OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”. People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultima

@sama · 15k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

12:26 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
12:29 fetch imgflip/top-new → 26 templates
12:29 handoff → chef: 26 templates, 0 new
12:29 template library: learned 0 more (426 known)
12:29 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
12:51 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
13:15 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 12 stories
13:15   kept 8 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

12:55 pump.fun coins moving: $STAVO +744%, $STAVO +36519%, $AMD +3600%, $CATO +36778%, $RAM +811%
13:04 pump.fun coins moving: $STAVO +774%, $STAVO +36519%, $AMD +3791%, $CATO +36778%, $RAM +882%
13:04 bonding curve skipped: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
13:16 pump.fun coins moving: $STAVO +760%, $STAVO +36519%, $AMD +3799%, $CATO +36778%, $VI +1489%
13:16 bonding curve skipped: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
13:18 pump.fun coins moving: $STAVO +792%, $STAVO +36519%, $AMD +3797%, $CATO +36778%, $VI +1585%
13:27 pump.fun coins moving: $STAVO +807%, $STAVO +36519%, $AMD +3966%, $CATO +36778%, $VI +1101%
13:27 bonding curve skipped: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

21:12 ERR cooking $Mag: today's AI budget used up ($0.67 of $0.67)
01:50 ERR cooking #138: 3 tries and the chef couldn't make it work; try a different note
02:32 ERR cooking #139: today's AI budget used up ($0.68 of $0.67)
06:01 ERR cooking $STAVO: today's AI budget used up ($0.68 of $0.67)
06:46 ERR cooking $NOESIS: today's AI budget used up ($0.68 of $0.67)
09:00 ERR cooking $MONA: today's AI budget used up ($0.68 of $0.67)
11:03 ERR cooking $AMD: today's AI budget used up ($0.68 of $0.67)
11:35 ERR cooking $STAVO: today's AI budget used up ($0.68 of $0.67)

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

13:17 following "midterms market reaction": 16 top posts from anyone
13:17 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (61 reads)
13:17 trending "Trump": 19 top posts
13:17 trending "DOGE": 18 top posts
13:18 watchlist: 2 new posts from 22 accounts (41884/100000000 reads this month)
13:18 ERR bonding curve: HTTP status client error (402 Payment Required) for url (https://streaming.bitquery.io/eap)
13:18 market mood: 89 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 33 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC -0.3% 1h / +1.3% 24h · $ETH -0.6% 1h / +1.6% 24h 
13:28 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (61 reads)

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
12:17 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 2, 2, 9, 2
12:18 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 2, 9, 2, 9, 2, 9
12:18 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 2, 9, 2, 9
12:35 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 12

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 18 · sent back by taster 11 · ai $2.29 this month · 04 nov 13:28 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 7 days	we did, 31 oct 15:14 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 7 days	we did, 3 nov 18:18 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 7 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 7 days	we did, 31 oct 16:12 utc
05	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #5	#5 today = same as yesterday trending 7 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc