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chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo stories --last 48h

every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 31 oct 11:50 utc

41 stories on x in the last 48h · 2 rising right now · tap a story for its posts

moscow airport drone disruptionspoliticsfading5 posts · 2k likes · since 4h

Overnight Ukrainian drone and balloon raids cause hundreds of delays and cancellations at Moscow airports, with flight restrictions reimposed.

↔ ukraine refinery attacks

@front_ukrainian · 675 likes · 2h ago: ❗️A 🇺🇦Ukrainian balloon with a clearly visible small suspended drone has been recorded in the 🇷🇺Moscow region. Due to the raid by such balloons, the capital’s a
@JayinKyiv · 641 likes · 4h ago: More chaos at Russian airports amid another overnight Ukrainian drone barrage that reached Ufa, 1500km from Ukraine. https://t.co/rlQbV1lGof
@Gerashchenko_en · 419 likes · 3h ago: More delays and cancelations in Moscow airports due to drone attacks. This is Sheremetyevo. https://t.co/zMANjdhmDc

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iran supreme leader military orderspoliticsrising4 posts · 177 likes · since 58 min

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei orders expanded strike range against US and Israeli assets, faster ammunition output and stronger military intelligence.

↔ trump iran war talk

@DeItaone · 59 likes · 57 min ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO UPDATE TARGET LIST TO BRING 'ALL US AND ISRAELI ASSETS, TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE,' WITHIN STRIKING RANGE -STATEMENT
@DeItaone · 51 likes · 58 min ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI ORDERS IMMEDIATE, IMPACTFUL AND 'GEOGRAPHICALLY UNRESTRICTED RESPONSE' TO ANY ENEMY THREAT -WRITTEN MESSAGE
@DeItaone · 42 likes · 56 min ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO INCREASE PRODUCTION OF AMMUNITION AND WEAPONS FOR RECONNAISSANCE, SUPPORT AND COMBAT OPERATIONS

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trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquidcryptorising45 posts · 30k likes · since 25h

ICE and trade(xyz) partnership lifts HYPE; ICE seeks CFTC approval for US-regulated Hyperliquid perps, with Druckenmiller backing trade(xyz) and a stake in the firm reported.

↔ hyperliquid hype whale selling

@elonmusk · 28k likes · 23h ago: Interesting
@blknoiz06 · 691 likes · 24h ago: 0:00 - Hyperliquid x ICE news 4:09 - $HYPE chart and levels 7:04 - Kinetiq L2 & coins to buy 10:51 - Update on the $ETH short 24:14 - Equities earnings carn
@Cryptic_Web3 · 294 likes · 22h ago: 🔥 HUGE: NYSE parent ICE partners with @tradexyz to bring Hyperliquid-powered 24/7 perpetual futures to the U.S. The planned market will cover equities, indices

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anthropic ipo junk ratingmarketsfading101 posts · 22k likes · since 19h

Blackstone now expects Anthropic to get a high junk (BB-range) rating after its IPO, down from earlier hopes for investment grade; Fitch, Moody's and S&P have not yet rated it; pricing expected mid-to-late November.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ openai valuation cut↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ openai funding target cut↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide

@KobeissiLetter · 9k likes · 17h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per F
@unusual_whales · 3k likes · 16h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic could get a junk credit rating despite its planned mega-IPO, per FT Blackstone has warned investors that Anthropic may receive a below-inve
@DeItaone · 2k likes · 19h ago: *ANTHROPIC EXPECTED TO RECEIVE A “HIGH” JUNK RATING: FT

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binance $6b hackcryptofading253 posts · 261k likes · since 37h

Binance's $6.3B hack keeps drawing attention: DPRK attribution, laundering tactics (split transfers, EIP-7702 approval bypass, reported compromised DevOps laptop), scam warnings and claims most stolen coins are being replaced.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ whales buy eth from exchanges↔ ai hack fear narrative↔ coinbase price target cuts↔ whale btc and usdt moves↔ binance hacker notsafu coin↔ flap protocol hack↔ clarity act hack freeze↔ october crypto hacks run

@elonmusk · 61k likes · 37h ago: Everyday is Zeroday
@WatcherGuru · 37k likes · 21h ago: JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa
@cz_binance · 19k likes · 24h ago: In 2023, after news of the $4 billion fine, Gulf, our partner in Thailand, asked: “do you need help with cash liquidity?” We didn’t, but I appreciated the gestu

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binance hack falloutcryptofading106 posts · 39k likes · since 25h

Binance says $6.34B is set aside against the ~$6.3B loss; about $2.7B locked by Tether, Circle, Ripple and Arbitrum; withdrawals still frozen, with one report saying ~80% of stolen coins are replaced and a new proof of reserves due Monday.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ hack victim p2p scams↔ chainalysis data breach↔ october crypto hacks run↔ flap protocol hack

@elonmusk · 8k likes · 18h ago: Cool
@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 19h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says $6.3 billion crypto hack is a "major disaster for the industry." "It hurts, but we survive." https://t.co/6Pm3DOBudY
@binance · 3k likes · 21h ago: A message from Binance's Co-CEO, @_RichardTeng.

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anthropic s-1 financialsmarketsfading39 posts · 941 likes · since 12h

Anthropic's S-1 scrutiny grows: about $900B in off-balance-sheet commitments flagged, first Q2 profit and H1 revenue of $16.3B disputed against the $80B loss headline, with a ~$10B raise and 1.5–2T valuation talk; risk factors and science ambitions also drawing attention.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai funding target cut

@ns123abc · 457 likes · 8h ago: >monday, october 26: anthropic drops their S-1 ⁠⁠ >institutional investors open the filing and choke on their morning espresso: >Q2 revenue: $11.6 billion >Q2 o
@coinbureau · 220 likes · 3h ago: 🚨HUGE: Anthropic’s IPO filing reveals nearly $900 BILLION in future commitments for servers, buildings and power. For scale, that exceeds the annual nominal GD
@zxc68984008 · 81 likes · 9h ago: Anthropic IPO 临近，市场预期估值 1.5-2 万亿美元，11 月中下旬挂牌。但看完 S-1 和当前盘前数据后，我更倾向做空而不是追高。当前 @okx 上 ANTHROPICUSD UM 合约价格在 169.30 附近，较昨日微涨 0.39%。按 100 亿股估算，这已经对应接近 1.7 万亿美元的隐含

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bitcoin breaks below 80kcryptofading28 posts · 2k likes · since 24h

Bitcoin fell to a six-week low near $76K after the Binance hack; spot Bitcoin ETFs saw their largest net outflow day since June (-$643M).

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ grok bot growth and paywall↔ flap protocol hack

@DeItaone · 202 likes · 21h ago: BITCOIN BREAKS BELOW $80,000 SUPPORT AFTER BINANCE HACK Bitcoin fell 2.1% to $77,182, hitting a six-week low of $76,368 overnight following the reported Binanc
@astronomer_zero · 172 likes · 9h ago: Controversial post below. Read and interpret with caution. It's about the binance hack, how the general public often tends to misinterpret news and why we're s
@ZynxBTC · 138 likes · 21h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe

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binance hacker notsafu coinpumpfading10 posts · 10 likes · since 23h

Memecoins launched in the name of the Binance hacker group, including a NOTSAFU coin mocking Binance, circulating as hack-linked lore.

↔ binance $6b hack

@KysrCrypto · 6 likes · 8h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did great This is the last coin of the Binance Hacker lore. Here's lore: Binance hac
@KaminaSOL · 1 likes · 23h ago: Hey Binance hackers, So there’s this thing called PumpFun.
@wallytracks · 1 likes · 17h ago: The found out who the Binance $Hacker is. It's all over the news.. Live on pump fun E7a9qfcfzdAFx7VoeGWbXm8F5uGzQZTrukcoPRrXpump https://t.co/sfy4da4Z2l

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ukraine refinery attackspoliticsfading11 posts · 10k likes · since 23h

Ukrainian drones hit the Ufa refinery (Bashneft sites ablaze), with Kremlin saying Kyiv is ignoring Trump's request to stop refinery strikes.

↔ russia energy grid strikes↔ moscow airport drone disruptions

@Osinttechnical · 5k likes · 5h ago: Ukrainian attack drones hit Russia’s Ufa Oil refinery moments ago, setting the facility ablaze. https://t.co/IVMyuYo60B
@front_ukrainian · 2k likes · 5h ago: ❗️Just now, 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery in 🇷🇺Ufa. https://t.co/KRzOmCdPcA
@visionergeo · 847 likes · 5h ago: BREAKING | 🇺🇦🔥🇷🇺‼️ Ukrainian long-range drones have reportedly struck an oil refinery in Ufa, Russia, triggering a major fire at the facility. The attack is sai

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october crypto hacks runcryptoquiet3 posts · 929 likes · since 6h

Traders note a run of October exploits, including Ledger (Oct 12), a compromised Polymarket frontend (Oct 29) and the Binance and Flap hacks, which has blunted the 'uptober' hopes.

↔ flap protocol hack↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@buildwithsid · 763 likes · 4h ago: October in a nutshell: - PHP got hacked - Railway got hacked - OpenCode got hacked - Binance got hacked - Polymarket got hacked - GitHub Actions got hacked - S
@web3_tech_ · 156 likes · 6h ago: last day of the month where is the uptober that was promised? i really thought it was gonna be a great month for crypto, but all we’ve seen so far is hacks a
@honeybangerr · 10 likes · 5h ago: Binance hacked for 6.3 biilions - Vijay sales data sell in dark web - AU Small Finance Bank (Data Leak) - Malicious "Claude Code" Extension - E-mudra Single-

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poland tusk court rowpoliticsfading12 posts · 10k likes · since 8h

Polish PM Tusk's push to curb the courts and President Nawrocki's resistance sparks EU-rule debate and 'coup' and 'treason' claims on X.

@ninoboxer · 2k likes · 8h ago: Poland's ambassadors are resigning in protest, Nawrocki has personally stormed the Constitutional Court, and NO ONE has come out in support of Tusk. The EU is
@TerraOrBust · 1k likes · 3h ago: If you're looking at Poland and wondering what the hell is going on, and what Donald Tusk is on about. EU membership requires the EU courts to be supreme, the
@MarcNixon24 · 1k likes · 7h ago: The EU is working on Poland and Canada on the same day. This is nuts. This is what desperation looks like.

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musk vs cz binance spatcryptofading69 posts · 116k likes · since 24h

CZ tells Musk to stop trolling during the hack; now says he has no interest in fighting Musk and urges focus on the North Korean hackers. Binance's SPCX stake from its $500M Twitter investment (now over $1B) is floated to cover remaining losses, and the spat keeps spreading on X.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@cz_binance · 40k likes · 23h ago: @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter take
@cz_binance · 14k likes · 23h ago: @cryptobball @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining g
@WatcherGuru · 11k likes · 23h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ tells Elon Musk to "please stop" trolling following major hack. "Show a little support." https://t.co/Q8bZ3XAiow

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tech stock bear market selloffmarketsfading36 posts · 44k likes · since 24h

Tech and crypto stocks keep sliding as Nasdaq nears three-month lows and VIX tops 20; traders link big-tech moves to Bitcoin's drop alongside the Binance hack.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ intel stock record crash↔ musk warns of democratic sweep↔ neuralink telepathy and blindsight↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai valuation cut↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ coinbase price target cuts

@KobeissiLetter · 7k likes · 21h ago: Tech Stocks in Bear Market Territory: 1. AppLovin, $APP: -68% 2. Coinbase, $COIN: -62% 3. CoreWeave, $CRWV: -60% 4. Arm Holdings, $ARM: -55% 5. Western Digital
@KobeissiLetter · 6k likes · 17h ago: The timing of today's market crash is noteworthy. As selling pressure spreads, the Nasdaq 100 is now down nearly -5% on the day. Meanwhile, the market-implied
@Osint613 · 5k likes · 21h ago: Almost USD 1 trillion is wiped out at the market. https://t.co/iW4gkkeRXz

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openai funding target cutaiquiet3 posts · 3 likes · since 11h

OpenAI cut its funding target by $10B and is seeking $20B at a $1.25T valuation; WSJ reports it has raised less than half of the original $30B target, fueling AI-sector valuation pressure.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ anthropic s-1 financials

@Amos8125 · 3 likes · 3h ago: Valutazione complessiva 1,25 mld. Che è sempre uno sproposito e più in alto del round di finanziamento precedente ma denota una certa prudenza rispetto alle att
@mike_h1990 · 0 likes · 11h ago: When it rains it pours for the AI sector. Add this OpenAI news to Anthropic possibly getting a high junk credit rating when it goes public and a horrendous week
@letsgoelsewhere · 0 likes · 2h ago: So what now happens when the money starts to dry up? OpenAI raises just $11bn against a $30bn target, at a lower valuation than hoped. Blackstone warns Anthro

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el-sayed haley stevens feudpoliticsquiet18 posts · 24k likes · since 9h

Michigan Democratic Senate race: El-Sayed's campaign asks rival Rep. Haley Stevens to skip campaign events in the closing days after she demanded he apologize for Israel criticism; Mike Rogers endorses Stevens, UAW and Obama rally behind El-Sayed, and the fight spreads across X.

@ryangrim · 5k likes · 8h ago: Haley Stevens ran her entire primary campaign on the premise that as an Obama staffer she helped save the auto industry and she strongly suggested that Obama wa
@PunishedPingu · 3k likes · 9h ago: Abdul slamming the door in Haley Stevens' face is the type of cut throat Dems need to be to succeed. She was acting like a self centered asshole and i think Dem
@CNN · 3k likes · 8h ago: Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed's campaign has asked his former primary opponent, Rep. Haley Stevens, to skip all campaign events in the race'

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whale btc and usdt movescryptoquiet23 posts · 543 likes · since 21h

Whale transfers continue during the Binance hack, including large USDT moves into Bitfinex and Tether Treasury and BTC/ETH flows into Coinbase.

↔ binance $6b hack

@skep0x · 339 likes · 5h ago: I need to see the face of whoever at https://t.co/oBQdypNCO4 scheduled “USDT to SWIFT in one transfer” right after the Binance hack. Was this in the content ca
@whale_alert · 19 likes · 11h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 222,700,000 $USDT (222,449,087 USD) transferred from #Bitfinex to Tether Treasury https://t.co/K0MVTFg9ff
@whale_alert · 18 likes · 17h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 1,000 $BTC (77,110,821 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to #Coinbase https://t.co/MdNmsFh6sX

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trump iran war talkpoliticsquiet13 posts · 2k likes · since 23h

Trump says the Iran war will end soon and Iran must make a deal; Iran's Supreme Leader has ordered armed forces to expand strike options and weapons production.

↔ iran supreme leader military orders

@riize_popbase · 444 likes · 8h ago: RIIZE remains at #1 on Melon Global K-chart for 5 consecutive days now. https://t.co/NryTtmKiiI
@DeItaone · 366 likes · 23h ago: TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: IT'S GOING TO GET WRAPPED UP SOON -KCMO RADIO INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 351 likes · 23h ago: *TRUMP: DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK WITH, A LOT OF IRAN LEADERS GONE *TRUMP: IRAN HAS TO MAKE A DEAL

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ai hack fear narrativeaiquiet3 posts · 60 likes · since 23h

Warnings that AI will fuel Binance-scale hacks, disputed by users who say the Binance hack had nothing to do with AI.

↔ binance $6b hack

@ChartingGuy · 57 likes · 20h ago: funny cause the hack had nothing to do with AI the FUD campaign rn is strong af very telling
@desh_saurabh · 3 likes · 23h ago: Crypto hacks nearly tripled as frontier AI models rolled out. Ofc correlation is not causation. But every major protocol will/should have people using AI to fi
@gogo5288 · 0 likes · 16h ago: Binance hot wallet hacked yesterday. AI make hackers stronger. This is an industrial pain period. The whole cex and defi and onchain facing it. for exchanges

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grok bot growth and paywallaiquiet9 posts · 34k likes · since 38h

Grok Bot daily users keep rising, with new features like phone screen questions and a coworker-style tone; Musk notes no free tier.

↔ trump consulted grok↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ hack victim p2p scams

@elonmusk · 15k likes · 38h ago: Worth noting that Grok @Bot has no free tier
@elonmusk · 10k likes · 12h ago: Cool
@elonmusk · 4k likes · 12h ago: Think of Grok @Bot as a work colleague

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goldman ai jobs warningaiquiet8 posts · 868 likes · since 23h

Goldman Sachs finds higher AI adoption is linked to weaker employment growth and estimates AI could displace nearly 10% of workers during the transition.

@unusual_whales · 789 likes · 23h ago: Goldman Sachs says AI could displace nearly 10% of workers. The bank estimates that if AI lifts productivity by 15%, about 9% of workers could be pushed out of
@unusual_whales · 73 likes · 19h ago: Higher AI adoption is now associated with weaker employment growth and higher unemployment, per Goldman Sachs
@GregoireDup · 5 likes · 23h ago: AI is starting to show up in the unemployment data. Workers displaced from AI-exposed jobs: • take ~1 month longer to find work • are ~10pp more likely to stil

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frontier ai usage gapaiquiet3 posts · 0 likes · since 23h

Aaron Levie's post on the gap between frontier AI users and everyone else sparks replies on whether the divide is money, workflow speed or people who tried AI once.

@AdityaBatra072 · 0 likes · 23h ago: @levie half the gap is just money ngl. most people judging ai are still on the free tier while the frontier people are burning $100+ a month on usage
@EthGoldi · 0 likes · 23h ago: @levie the gap isn't access, everyone rents the same models for $20. it's cycle time: frontier folks rebuild the workflow every few weeks, enterprises codified
@Frank_AI_Lab · 0 likes · 23h ago: @levie The biggest gap isn't tools, it's people who tried it once a year ago and decided it doesn't work.

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hyperliquid hype whale sellingcryptoquiet7 posts · 400 likes · since 25h

Whale wallets sold large HYPE positions for profits of $10M+ and $16M+.

↔ trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquid

@lookonchain · 142 likes · 8h ago: Whales are dumping $HYPE! Wallet 0x2685 sold 912,383 $HYPE ($82.09M) 6 hours ago, which it bought a month ago, making over $10M in profit. Wallet 0x648F sold
@HyperliquidNews · 100 likes · 25h ago: hyperliquid:native SURPASSES $3B IN 24-HOUR TRADING VOLUME. https://t.co/EODuNHSREY
@VikingoDigital_ · 77 likes · 22h ago: Hyperliquid just generated $6.8M in fees over the last 24h, equivalent to 74K $HYPE burnt. More volatility = more volume = more fees = more $HYPE buybacks ht

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whales buy eth from exchangescryptoquiet6 posts · 272 likes · since 23h

Large ETH withdrawals from FalconX and OKX by whale and new wallets.

↔ binance $6b hack

@lookonchain · 137 likes · 10h ago: Whales are buying $ETH! Whale 0x72e0 received 9,625 $ETH ($21.57M) from #FalconX 4 hours ago. Newly created wallet 0x2908 withdrew 3,377 $ETH ($7.52M) from #O
@whale_alert · 66 likes · 23h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 61,000 $ETH (136,363,448 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to unknown wallet https://t.co/1PhEdg37Xk
@lookonchain · 47 likes · 7h ago: A newly created wallet (0x1c75) withdrew 1.15M $LIT($3.31M), 7.995M $ENA($1.51M) and 7.31M $ARB($1.18M) from #OKX. https://t.co/7N7mlqVDnL https://t.co/3m0y6C9

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japan asks ai model accessaiquiet3 posts · 3k likes · since 20h

Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.

@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 20h ago: JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.
@DeItaone · 24 likes · 20h ago: JAPAN ASKS ANTHROPIC, OPENAI FOR MORE ACCESS TO ADVANCED MODELS - NIKKEI
@DeItaone · 18 likes · 20h ago: JAPANESE GOVT PLANS TO INCLUDE STRONGER COOPERATION WITH U.S. AI DEVELOPERS IN CYBERSECURITY PACKAGE DUE OUT AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK - NIKKEI

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consumer finance pessimism recordmarketsquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 23h

A record 41% of US consumers expect their finances to worsen over the next 12 months, tripling since Q2 2024.

@KobeissiLetter · 1k likes · 12h ago: Americans have never been this pessimistic about their finances: A record 41% of US consumers expect their financial situation to be worse over the next 12 mon
@unusual_whales · 84 likes · 22h ago: Gen X is now the most anxious generation about retirement. Just 49% of Gen X savers say they’re on track or ahead for retirement, down from 58% a year ago, per
@unusual_whales · 75 likes · 23h ago: Stdent-loan payments are pushing people to slash their budgets and delay life milestones, per BI It comes as consumer stress is mounting: 1 in 5 Americans is b

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silver falls below $50marketsquiet3 posts · 539 likes · since 23h

Spot silver dropped below $50/oz for the first time since November 2025.

↔ gold falls below 4000

@DeItaone · 313 likes · 21h ago: SPOT GOLD EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 3% TO $3,908.13/OZ
@DeItaone · 138 likes · 23h ago: SPOT SILVER DROPS BELOW $50/OZ LEVEL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE NOVEMBER 2025
@DeItaone · 88 likes · 22h ago: SPOT SILVER EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 5.3% TO $49.63/OZ

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exxon diesel crunchmarketsquiet4 posts · 147 likes · since 23h

Exxon CEO Darren Woods says diesel is the key crunch point, with demand staying high despite added capacity.

↔ oil forecasts raised

@DeItaone · 66 likes · 23h ago: EXXONMOBIL CEO DARREN WOODS: DIESEL IS THE KEY CRUNCH POINT; DEMAND FOR DIESEL REMAINS HIGH DESPITE THE CAPACITY - CNBC INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 33 likes · 21h ago: RUSSIA'S NOVAK SAYS ATTACKS ON OIL REFINERIES WILL HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON DIESEL FUEL SUPPLIES TO GLOBAL MARKET
@DeItaone · 28 likes · 23h ago: RUSSIA PLANS TO EXTEND BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS, WITH CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS, UNTIL THE END OF JANUARY - IFX

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us and canada economic datamarketsquiet5 posts · 162 likes · since 23h

Batch of macro releases: Q3 US employment cost index, Canada GDP flash, Chicago business barometer, and a Fed official calling for a rate hike soon.

@DeItaone · 37 likes · 23h ago: U.S. Q3 EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX +0.8% (CONSENSUS +0.8%) VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 WAGES/SALARIES +0.7% VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 BENEFIT COSTS +0.
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 23h ago: CANADA AUGUST GDP -0.0% VS JULY 0.0% (REVISED FROM -0.0%); FORECAST WAS +0.2% CANADA SEPTEMBER GDP MOST LIKELY DOWN 0.1% - STATSCAN FLASH ESTIMATE
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 21h ago: MNI OCT CHICAGO BUSINESS BAROMETER 55.3 VS SEP 58.8

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exchanges sell bitcoin wavecryptoquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 22h

After the Binance hack, traders say major exchanges including Coinbase, OKX and Bybit are selling Bitcoin again.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout

@cryptorover · 710 likes · 22h ago: Binance is selling. Coinbase is selling. OKX is selling. Bybit is selling. Bitstamp is selling. Everyone is back to selling Bitcoin again! https://t.co/TL9kr
@CastilloTrading · 255 likes · 21h ago: Binance now starting to spot sell $BTC a lot heavier after the hack. Arkham now say the hack was roughly around $5.7B in stolen funds. Some frozen, some not. I
@xcallmeclaudiax · 153 likes · 21h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe

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intel stock record crashmarketsquiet28 posts · 48k likes · since 26h

Intel's record ~30% plunge is drawing comments that its 'Trump pump' has unwound and that its foundry strategy lost ground in the datacenter buildout.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@unusual_whales · 11k likes · 19h ago: BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million.
@KobeissiLetter · 10k likes · 21h ago: BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline i
@KobeissiLetter · 8k likes · 26h ago: BREAKING: Intel stock, $INTC, extends losses to -27% on the day, now on track for its biggest daily loss since 1974. This puts the stock down -53% from its Jun

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google suncatcher space data centerstechquiet3 posts · 8k likes · since 17h

Google's Project Suncatcher prototype satellite was launched and received a command, a step toward AI data centers in space.

↔ larry page galaxy exploration remarks↔ spacex bottoms-up financial model

@elonmusk · 5k likes · 13h ago: RT @ns123abc: BREAKING: Google just proved AI data centers in space actually work Project Suncatcher's first satellite, built with @planet…
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 13h ago: RT @NewsFromGoogle: Our TPUs just phoned home... from space. ICYMI, on October 1, we sent four TPUs into orbit to test whether our AI hard…
@unusual_whales · 102 likes · 17h ago: Google has activated its first AI satellite in orbit, running an AI model on board that wrote poetry while circling Earth. The prototype, part of Project Sunca

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reddit ai traffic dropmarketsquiet4 posts · 14k likes · since 23h

Reddit's CEO says AI search modes no longer drive traffic to the platform, a sign of AI's impact on web publishers.

@KobeissiLetter · 13k likes · 23h ago: Reddit's earnings call has exposed the new reality for thousands of companies. "AI mode does not drive traffic. Not for us and not to anybody as far as I know.
@WatcherGuru · 311 likes · 19h ago: JUST IN: Reddit $RDDT stock crashes 28% after CEO reveals Google AI search is driving significantly less traffic to the platform. https://t.co/fL2p999MWm
@KobeissiLetter · 186 likes · 20h ago: Yesterday's earnings call with Reddit's CEO will be referenced for years to come. Reddit, $RDDT, is now down -42% in 8 trading days. AI has disrupted search,

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altman on dram in home pcsaiquiet7 posts · 75k likes · since 19h

Altman says it is quite terrible that consumers hold scarce DRAM instead of data centers.

@pubity · 30k likes · 18h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’
@Pirat_Nation · 19k likes · 18h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a
@unusual_whales · 18k likes · 16h ago: BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better alloc

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texas early voting pushpoliticsquiet34 posts · 391k likes · since 32h

A final Texas poll shows Paxton at 49.4% to Talarico's 48.4%; Musk and allies push turnout on the last early-voting day, and a Talarico scandal story circulates.

@elonmusk · 122k likes · 30h ago: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@elonmusk · 49k likes · 30h ago: Vote Republican!
@elonmusk · 45k likes · 23h ago: Yes

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mma 2026 fan votingotherquiet14 posts · 5k likes · since 26h

K-pop fans push votes and chart rankings for the 2026 Melon Music Awards (MMA), with voting closing Nov 13.

@IVEstagram__ · 515 likes · 6h ago: [🍈] IVE ‘BANG BANG’ has surpassed 100,000 votes in the Song of the Year (Daesang) category at the 2026 Melon Music Awards! — They currently hold a 46,600 vote
@melon · 408 likes · 6h ago: [💌] GLLIT을 위한 아일릿의 셀카 도착! #아일릿 은 지금 MMA2026 준비 중 ✨ GLLIT에게 보낸 애정 듬뿍 메시지는 #MMA2026 응원보드에서 확인해 보세요💚 🔗https://t.co/qHA5aFK9Zp K-POP CONNECT: The New Pulse, MMA2
@ioi_10th · 384 likes · 22h ago: [🗳️]MMA2026 부분별 투표 안내 올해의 아티스트•올해의 앨범•올해의 베스트송 📆투표 기간 ~ 2026.11.13(FRI) 23:59(KST) ✔투표 방법 멜론 앱 > MMA2026 > 투표하기 > 아이오아이 (I.O.I) 선택 > 투표하기 Melon🔗h

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musk warns of democratic sweeppoliticsquiet46 posts · 1.2M likes · since 30h

Musk warns a 2028 Democratic sweep would end democracy, and posts amplifying the claim keep spreading.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 322k likes · 30h ago: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to
@elonmusk · 322k likes · 22h ago: RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…
@elonmusk · 75k likes · 22h ago: Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened

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spacex bottoms-up financial modelmarketsquiet4 posts · 8k likes · since 21h

Shaun Maguire's bottoms-up SpaceX model through 2028 shows steep growth, and Musk says orbital compute will far exceed terrestrial compute by 2029.

↔ google suncatcher space data centers

@elonmusk · 3k likes · 13h ago: @shaunmmaguire @Indian_Bronson I think we can do better
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 9h ago: @SPCX100T Terrestrial compute will be peanuts compared to orbital compute. Orbital compute deployed per month probably exceeds terrestrial around the end of 2
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 21h ago: RT @cb_doge: SpaceX is “the single most undervalued opportunity on the planet,” says Keith Fitz-Gerald. He says he wants to invest in opti…

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musk on race and diversity claimspoliticsquiet5 posts · 81k likes · since 18h

Musk says Democrats are racist against Asians and whites, citing Virginia school admissions, and amplifies replies on diversity.

@elonmusk · 42k likes · 18h ago: The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites
@elonmusk · 24k likes · 4h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…
@elonmusk · 9k likes · 18h ago: RT @Cjpearson: Hi, black guy here! This is actually the literal opposite of diversity 😂😂😂😂

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election fraud and turnout claimspoliticsquiet4 posts · 101k likes · since 37h

Posts flag alleged voter fraud and implausible Minnesota turnout figures, with calls to report fraud to government.

@elonmusk · 45k likes · 29h ago: Report voter fraud to the government
@elonmusk · 27k likes · 30h ago: At least
@elonmusk · 23k likes · 37h ago: The fraudsters always had outsized moral outrage and the most heart-breaking stories that were … totally false

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neuralink telepathy and blindsighttechquiet3 posts · 154k likes · since 31h

Neuralink announces Telepathy for high-speed thought-based communication and Blindsight for restoring sight, pending regulatory approval.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 95k likes · 31h ago: Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready fr
@elonmusk · 55k likes · 31h ago: Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy. It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly e
@elonmusk · 5k likes · 16h ago: Good video about @Neuralink

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THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 31 oct 11:50 utc

POSTS READ1304watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON63the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES44posts a story was built on

STORIES66stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED828 posted · 20 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 23h ago	My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.	322k likes	old news, covered in elon 2028 warning	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…	322k likes	already cooked, 17h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…	157k likes	Elon retweet of an actor anecdote, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸	122k likes	old news, already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti	95k likes	Blindsight already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened	75k likes	Elon politics, 22h old, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	RT @elonmusk: It would be game over for America	75k likes	Elon 'game over' post, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 20h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	66k likes	Elon political rant, same angle as earlier Democrat plan posts	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Everyday is Zeroday	61k likes	Covered already in the Zeroday angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 20h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	56k likes	Elon midterm post, covered in earlier angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Vote Republican!	49k likes	'Vote Republican!' already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Yes	45k likes	Elon 'Yes' to Vance on Texas, politics only	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Report voter fraud to the government	45k likes	voter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 18h ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	42k likes	culture-war politics, not connected to markets or crypto	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 21h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	37k likes	DPRK hack framing already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California	36k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 16h ago	@spacetourist0 This is wrong on many levels. My older 5 children are adults and live independent lives. I see my kids with Claire every other week and kids with Shivon every few days. That’s the who	32k likes	family schedule reply, not connected	🍳 cook
@EricLDaugh 22h ago	🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Elon Musk tells millions of Americans that they must vote red or a Democrat SWEEP would result in DC/Puerto Rico statehood (new blue seats), amnesty for millions of illegals and	30k likes	midterm politics, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	In his own words	28k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Interesting	28k likes	Covered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 7h ago	Cool ❤️	28k likes	Elon 'Cool' on Shotwell gift, 12h old, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @dbongino: Please Read This	26k likes	Elon retweet of Bongino, covered by the vote-republican angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…	24k likes	Elon political retweet, midterm push already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	This is what really matters	21k likes	old, loose political reply	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	California became a one-party state	21k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 31 oct 11:50 utc

BTC$77,442+0.0% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,248+0.7% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$95.85-0.7% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$88.36-4.2% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$705.07+0.8% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.1B-7.8% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$113.6M-10.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 31 oct 11:50 utc

PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 31 oct 11:47 utc

bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both

SIGNAL	COIN	ON-CHAIN, 1H	BUYS VS SELLS	ON X	LOUDEST POSTER	TOP POST
early	$TSLAgraduatedmcap $79k · liq $77k · 66 min old · top10 31% · 0 clones	$8.3M+177%		1posts/h · 0 likes	@solhousesignals 3k	“Another 2x bagger 🎯 $TSLA (Tesla) 📊 MC: $58.7K \| Liq: $57.9K 💵 Vol 24h: $4.85M 🔄 Buys/Sells: 4,841 / 3,345 📋”	𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$UNSEENon the curvemcap $3k · 40 min old · top10 9% · 7TP6…GJ7y dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$49k+20%	506 traders	1posts/h · 0 likes	@Larpcheckbot 8k	“@kingfrittzz @So_lUnseen $UNSEEN · TOTAL 48/100 · NARRATIVE: PARTLY REAL 45 · COIN: NEUTRAL 50 (insiders 3%) R”	𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$iCoingraduatedmcap $391k · liq $63k · 13h old · top10 17% · CTb5…VJys dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$41k+19%		3posts/h · 3 likes	@whalewatchalert 196k	“🚀 199X GAIN DELIVERED! 🏆🔥 From an early entry to an incredible 199X move! 💎📈 Want to catch potential setups ”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$Wojakon the curvemcap $4k · 26 min old · top10 16% · 9ncm…Buwi dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 4 clones	$122k+19%	801 traders	323posts/h · 7 likes	@0x_AuraLux1 6k	“$WOJAK — $3K MC 🚀📈 👀 Eyes on this one. 🔥 Don’t sleep on it. CA: BbNuEtiT77Swr4WqGHuUkQY5kZ67M7au7bXkxcArpump”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$红台on the curvemcap $9k · 25 min old · top10 24% · D5A1…AQE3 dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$77k+188%	712 traders	11posts/h · 10 likes	@cherrytgbot 327k	“https://t.co/39lN9TjClJ”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$LBSon the curvemcap $15k · liq $9k · 12 min old · top10 30% · 8NJ7…kaLN dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 5 clones	$47k+1115%	376 traders	143posts/h · 2 likes	@bitecong 38k	“2.1x from my call on $LBS CA; 3vMWnjPLqktRG73cWKvwn3SoeWf4vitwviAncM2vpump https://t.co/zQ8lZyK63K”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$Storieson the curvemcap $3k · 24 min old · top10 8% · 9PwM…Xg27 dev: 2 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 4 clones	$53k-12%	357 traders	0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$Saturweengraduatedmcap $650k · liq $81k · 1206h old · top10 16% · 0 clones	$8k+1%		1posts/h · 0 likes	@bnyamn_k 920	“🚀 $SATURWEEN delivered a 18× run! 📈 $36k → $634K MC The biggest gains come from getting in before the hype. ”	𝕏 🍳 cook

early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)

ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 11:46 utc

copycat wave: 2 coins named "wojak" · 2 coins named "low budget stories"

$WojakWojak · $122k traded in 1h · +19% · 1799 buys / 1402 sells · 801 traders

$红台Hongpad · $77k traded in 1h · +188% · 1312 buys / 1002 sells · 712 traders

$StoriesLow Budget Stories · $53k traded in 1h · -12% · 623 buys / 495 sells · 357 traders

$UNSEENUnseen · $49k traded in 1h · +20% · 1094 buys / 737 sells · 506 traders

$LBSLow Budget Stories · $47k traded in 1h · +1115% · 632 buys / 441 sells · 376 traders

$FOUNDRYFOUNDRYPAD · $40k traded in 1h · -1% · 424 buys / 397 sells · 297 traders

$VCATVamp Cat · $39k traded in 1h · -4% · 511 buys / 407 sells · 332 traders

$TENURETenure · $39k traded in 1h · +1020% · 794 buys / 375 sells · 521 traders

$WojakWojak · $37k traded in 1h · +582% · 348 buys / 222 sells · 225 traders

$DCATDoxxed Cat · $34k traded in 1h · -8% · 545 buys / 475 sells · 334 traders

CLIMBING · up over the last hour

$BTCmcap $8.7M · peak $9.1M · -2% since first seen 4h ago

$NIOmcap $939k · peak $994k · -6% since first seen 3h ago

$Saturweenmcap $677k · peak $768k · -8% since first seen 4h ago · @saturweencto_ · ⛓ top 10 holders 16% · last trades $66 in / $176 out, biggest buy $33

$LUMImcap $466k · peak $673k · -20% since first seen 4h ago

$iCoinmcap $379k · peak $464k · -17% since first seen 4h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 17% · last trades $1k in / $238 out, biggest buy $998

$TSLAmcap $245k · peak $245k · +257% since first seen 3h ago

$CTOmcap $127k · peak $127k · +0% since first seen 4h ago

$TYGRmcap $124k · peak $124k · +0% since first seen 4h ago

$Kimmcap $79k · peak $81k · +26% since first seen 4h ago · @KimCryptoBoss

$PQCmcap $46k · peak $53k · -13% since first seen 2h ago

$TYGRmcap $13k · peak $14k · -0% since first seen 4h ago

NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h

$发发mcap $121k · peak $121k · +3% since first seen 1h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 50%

$Gatomcap $114k · peak $114k · +0% since first seen 0 min ago

$TSLAmcap $83k · peak $83k · +6% since first seen 4 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 32%

FADED · well off their peak

$DESSAmcap $14.3M · peak $15.9M · -10% since first seen 3h ago

$HImcap $540k · peak $658k · -10% since first seen 3h ago

$AgenCmcap $315k · peak $699k · -42% since first seen 4h ago · @AgenCSIB · ⛓ last trades $841 in / $763 out, biggest buy $349

$CATPADmcap $152k · peak $177k · +20% since first seen 4h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 13% · last trades $1k in / $958 out, biggest buy $262

$TUSKmcap $61k · peak $82k · +27% since first seen 4h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 26%

$CTOmcap $53k · peak $74k · -29% since first seen 4h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 31 oct 11:50 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: $VAMPCAT rips 1262% in an hour as x posts 667 times an hour

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear VAMP" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 11:13 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0138

$VAMPCAT rips 1262% in an hour as x posts 667 times an hour

$VAMPCAT is on pump.fun's bonding curve and the crowd has found it. $51k traded in the last hour, the price is up 1262%, and x is posting about it around 667 times an hour. One post from @itsmeflow18 says '2k to $VAMPCAT' and 'keeping an eye on this one'. Market cap is $104k with $26k of liquidity, and the top 10 holders own 17%. The dev launched one coin in 24h and holds none now. Three clones with the same name or ticker went up in the last 24h. Buyers and the timeline are moving together, which is the moment the meme is about. It is not a buy signal, and the risks are right there in the numbers.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open the pump.fun coin page and compare the trade volume and market cap with the figures here
look for the 3 clones with the same name or ticker and make sure the contract address matches 4rsSV6L6mQ6jN587eKi5tNgkbgdzc8c9fxEVY8wapump
check the top holders and the dev wallet on a Solana explorer

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a coin can move fast when buyers and x show up together, but a fresh bonding-curve coin with clones and no dev holding is risky. treat the hype as the story, not as advice.

receipt R-0138 · x: https://x.com/itsmeflow18/status/2116487578077807019 · 31 oct 11:12 utc · by data butcher

meme: $股票 pumps 160% on pump.fun as x jokes about a closed stock market

template: "original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap grey suit sits alone at a desk in a dark room at night, a calendar page of " (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 11:12 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0137

$股票 pumps 160% on pump.fun as x jokes about a closed stock market

$股票 is a pump.fun coin whose name means 'stock'. it traded $73k in the last hour, up 160%, with about 97 posts an hour on x. market cap is only about $2k, liquidity about $2k, and the top 10 holders own 5%. the dev launched no other coins in 24 hours and holds none. one clone has appeared. the one post we found, from @qfexcn, is a halloween ad: the scariest thing is that markets are closed when earnings drop, and trading 24/7 fixes that. a coin called 'stock' that never closes fits the joke. it is a tiny, thin coin and can fall as fast as it rose. this is not advice.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open the coin page on pump.fun and check the mcap, liquidity and holders yourself
look at the 1h volume against the $2k mcap: a big gap means thin, jumpy trading
search $股票 on x and see who is actually posting, and look for clone coins with the same name

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a tiny coin named 'stock' is trading hard while real stocks are shut for the night. the volume is big, the market cap is tiny, and the risk is the joke: it can move 160% in either direction.

receipt R-0137 · x: https://x.com/qfexcn/status/2116486210239819943 · 31 oct 11:12 utc · by data butcher

meme: $Wrapt is rallying on pump.fun, and x is finally talking

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'WRA" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 11:12 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0136

$Wrapt is rallying on pump.fun, and x is finally talking

$Wrapt on pump.fun traded $88k in the last hour and is up 1187%, with about 41 posts an hour on x. The market cap is only $14k with $8k of liquidity, so a few trades move it a lot. The top 10 holders own 26%. The dev launched one coin in 24h and holds none now, so they either sold or never bought. One clone with the same name or ticker also launched in the last day. One post in the feed, from @Sol_Gems00, tells people to watch their entry and calls it a gamble for now, with a contract address and a few hashtags. Buyers and x are moving together, which is the whole moment.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

Open the pump.fun page and compare the contract address with the one in the posts, since a clone with the same name exists.
Check the top holders and whether the dev wallet still holds anything.
Look at liquidity versus volume: $88k traded against $8k of liquidity means big price swings both ways.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
This is a small, fast coin where attention and buying are rising together. That can reverse quickly, and the clone and the dev's empty wallet are real risks. It is not a recommendation to buy.

receipt R-0136 · x: https://x.com/Sol_Gems00/status/2116482017940398517 · 31 oct 11:12 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	$ㅤㅤㅤ rallies on pump.fun as x posts black swan ballet	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper crown stands on a wooden stage in a spotlight, wearing a black feathered sw	31 oct 11:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TSLA on pump.fun rips 83% in an hour while x says nothing	original: an original ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits in a dark empty room at a desk lit only by a glowing	31 oct 10:21 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$FĀFĀ rips 609% in an hour on pump.fun as x posts 'amazing 3x profit'	original: a tiny cartoon frog sits in a small wooden rowboat on a calm green pond, wearing a little party hat, holding a huge fishing rod; t	31 oct 10:05 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$金狗 sells out the counter while x stays silent	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear '金狗'	31 oct 10:05 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$なごまな pumps as x talks about a tv bar-crawl show	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a yukata sits alone at a small izakaya counter at night with a mug of beer and a few skewers, a paper lante	31 oct 10:04 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$FUN is up 1160% in an hour and x is posting 214 times an hour about it	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'FUN' log	31 oct 10:04 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TSLA pumps on pump.fun while x says nothing	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits alone at a huge empty stadium-sized trading floor, wearing a small cap with a clear TSLA	31 oct 09:02 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$猫 rallies on pump.fun: $50k in an hour, +875%, and the loudest post is a BL drama ad	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a cheerful fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear	31 oct 09:02 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Anita runs 425% on pump.fun while x says nothing	original: a tiny cartoon frog sits alone at a huge party table in a bright room, wearing a party hat, with a big green candle-shaped cake in	31 oct 08:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$OVER is up 859% on pump.fun and x has not said a word	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a small fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear OVE	31 oct 08:50 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: fake crypto app on apple app store linked to ₹22 lakh wallet theft

image: The420.in

SOLANA30 oct 05:17 utc

fake crypto app on apple app store linked to ₹22 lakh wallet theft

A fraudulent crypto trading app that was previously on Apple's App Store has been linked to the theft of about $23,000 from 27 solana wallets.

source: Fake Crypto App on Apple App Store Linked to ₹22 Lakh Wallet Theft · The420.in

news image: local kids petition council to build pump track in nsw

image: Bicycle Network

WORLD29 oct 17:01 utc

local kids petition council to build pump track in nsw

Bowie and his friends are asking the lake macquarie city council to look into whether a pump track is viable for the community.

source: NSW: Local kids petition council to build pump track · Bicycle Network

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 31 oct 11:46 utc

binance hack 7 of 17 postsnorth korea 5 of 17 postssam altman 3 of 17 posts

Here’s 576GB worth of go f*ck yourself Sam Altman https://t.co/X4ewhFK0cp

@OngDevLab · 86k likes

BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the la

@WatcherGuru · 44k likes

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa

@WatcherGuru · 37k likes

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea responsible for $6 billion Binance hack, CNN reports. https://t.co/nRHzV6xHV1

@WatcherGuru · 36k likes

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer." https://t.co/3C7ZAkzRbT

@pubity · 30k likes

>be North Korea >1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden >refuse to pay for them >2016: attempt to steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank >2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network >2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin >2024: steal $235M from WazirX >2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit >yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance >crypto hacks now m

@zapmethod · 29k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

10:34 handoff → chef: 24 templates, 0 new
10:34 template library: learned 0 more (418 known)
10:34 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
10:35   kept 8 stories
10:59 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
11:21 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 2 stories
11:21   kept 2 stories
11:46 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

11:23 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +697%, $Saturween +460%, $CATPAD +256%, $LUMI +121%, $发发 +134%
11:23 on the pump.fun curve: $ㅤㅤㅤ +607%, $FOUNDRY -2%, $VCAT -1%, $VAMPCAT +377% · waves: 2 coins named "vamp cat"
11:24 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +697%, $Saturween +460%, $CATPAD +256%, $LUMI +121%, $发发 +134%
11:34 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +768%, $Saturween +440%, $CATPAD +240%, $LUMI +101%, $发发 +134%
11:34 on the pump.fun curve: $Wojak +27%, $ㅤㅤㅤ +270%, $Stories +46%, $UNSEEN +52% · waves: 2 coins named "wojak", 2 coins named "low budget stories"
11:46 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +599%, $iCoin +837%, $Saturween +394%, $CATPAD +227%, $TUSK +45%
11:46 on the pump.fun curve: $Wojak +19%, $红台 +188%, $Stories -12%, $UNSEEN +20% · waves: 2 coins named "wojak", 2 coins named "low budget stories"
11:50 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +640%, $iCoin +744%, $Saturween +394%, $CATPAD +214%, $TUSK +40%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
08:46 ERR cooking $CUM: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

11:47 ERR watchlist search (cz_binance, aeyakovenko, a1lon9, pumpdotfun, hyperliquidx, vitalikbuterin, saylor): HTTP status client error (429 Too Many Requests) for url (https://api.twitterapi.io/twitter/tweet/advanced_search?query=%28from%3Acz%5Fbinance%20OR%20from%3Aaeyakovenko%20OR%20from%3Aa1lon9%20OR%20from%3Apumpdotfun%20OR%20from%3Ahyperliquidx%20OR%20from%3Avitalikbuterin%20OR%20from%3Asaylor%29%20since%5Ftime%3A1793445710&queryType=Latest&cursor=)
11:48 following "binance hack": 18 top posts from anyone
11:48 following "$anita on pump.fun": 14 top posts from anyone
11:48 following "anthropic ipo junk": 20 top posts from anyone
11:49 trending "Initial Agent Offering": 1 top posts
11:49 trending "Drone": 19 top posts
11:49 watchlist: 1 new posts from 22 accounts (10972/300000 reads this month)
11:50 market mood: 58 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 47 over 24h. $BTC -0.0% 1h / +0.0% 24h · $ETH -0.0% 1h / +0.6% 24h · $SOL +0.1% 1h / -0.7% 24h · $HYPE +0.6% 1h /

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 41 · sent back by taster 4 · ai $10.71 this month · 31 oct 11:50 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc