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the meme desk for crypto, finance and the world, with solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid closest to home. the memes are jokes; every story links to its source, every number has a receipt, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 30 oct 16:50 utc

POSTS READ591watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON36the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES28posts a story was built on

STORIES58stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED514 posted · 19 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 4h ago	My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.	227k likes	covered already, 11h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…	133k likes	Elon RT of Chris Pratt, not connected to anything	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸	82k likes	old news, already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti	62k likes	Blindsight already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	Everyday is Zeroday	57k likes	Covered already in the Zeroday angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	Vote Republican!	29k likes	'Vote Republican!' already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	Interesting	28k likes	Covered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	Report voter fraud to the government	27k likes	voter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened	27k likes	Elon midterm voting posts, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California	16k likes	Elon midterm rant, same angle as earlier ones	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 1h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	15k likes	same Dem-sweep angle already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	This is what really matters	15k likes	old, loose political reply	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 1h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	14k likes	More of the same Elon midterm posting	🍳 cook
@EricLDaugh 3h ago	🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Elon Musk tells millions of Americans that they must vote red or a Democrat SWEEP would result in DC/Puerto Rico statehood (new blue seats), amnesty for millions of illegals and	11k likes	midterm politics, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 2h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	10k likes	covered already, the hack and North Korea link are old by now	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 1h ago	In his own words	8k likes	Talarico politics reply, covered by the midterm push	🍳 cook
@KobeissiLetter 2h ago	BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline in $INTC like this. https://t.co/nQgX594I	6k likes	Intel crash covered already	🍳 cook
@heyibinance 65 min ago	User funds are SAFU. https://t.co/IdPNTMGudM	4k likes	'User funds are SAFU' from heyibinance is a rehash of CZ's line	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 73 min ago	Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant	4k likes	Tesla Model Y post, off-topic and no clear tie	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 29 min ago	RT @thirtythree: I still think this needs to be hung in the Louvre https://t.co/U0Nlk5QN0P	4k likes	Elon RT of a Louvre joke, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 73 min ago	RT @america: 🚨 TEXAS: Today is the LAST DAY to vote early and control of the Senate comes down to YOUR STATE. Tax hikes. Open borders. Lawl…	3k likes	Elon RT of vote push, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 33 min ago	I miss Larry Page	2k likes	Elon 'I miss Larry Page' is big (347k views) but not tied to a running thread; loose nostalgia	🍳 cook
@cz_binance 42 min ago	Saw a few discussions about size of hack, why impact to bitcoin price is small, etc. 👇 $6.3 billion is the biggest in USD terms, but not in BTC terms. MtGox was 650,000 BTC! Other important numbers	2k likes	CZ's BTC-vs-MtGox math, same hack-defense angle as earlier CZ posts	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 42 min ago	JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Secret Service is working with Circle to identify, freeze, and recover funds stolen from Binance. https://t.co/v8kGqYRh5r	2k likes	Secret Service/Circle freeze already covered (#56)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 29 min ago	RT @rlloken: Totally blind, first ride in Robotaxi, the app was totally accessible, the ride accessible, the drop-off accessible, it felt u…	2k likes	off-topic robotaxi retweet, no thread to meet	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 16:50 utc

BTC$77,317-4.8% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,221-5.6% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$94.58-7.1% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$91.69-3.8% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$699.14-6.7% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.3B+32.4% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$127.3M+3.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

the pump.fun coins moving right now, graduated or still on the curve, with their risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 30 oct 16:49 utc

COIN	MCAP	1H · 24H	VOLUME 24H	BUYS / SELLS 1H	GRADUATED	RISK FLAGS
$HYPERCHAN @hyperchanonx	$1.4M	-9% · +324%	$3.2M	5070 / 6880	13h ago
$FRY	$1.5M	+3% · +262%	$59.1M	3063 / 2823	16h ago	large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$TraderTraitor	$20k	-47% · -50%	$922k	203 / 170	12h ago	symbol mismatch
$HEXN @HexncoinSol	$184k	-38% · +5%	$6.3M	5482 / 1204	23h ago
$NIO	$937k	+4% · +271%	$3.0M	695 / 493	216h ago
$HI @HyperInupf	$724k	-13% · +212%	$4.5M	471 / 381	24h ago
$PQC	$69k	-3% · +274%	$198k	65 / 27	542h ago
$CTO	$127k	+0% · +121%	$10.5M	0 / 0	5h ago
$ZERODAY	$22k	-8% · -48%	$2.9M	22 / 37	18h ago
$SI	$31k	-2% · -47%	$2.0M	95 / 78	19h ago
$OREN	$123k	+6% · +16%	$370k	83 / 83	28h ago
$GTA	$870k	+9% · -2%	$328k	27 / 64	1561h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 16:50 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: privacy coins still can't say what they're for, besides trading

template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 30 oct 09:01 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0051

privacy coins still can't say what they're for, besides trading

privacy coins like monero and zcash promise private, untraceable payments. the pitch is old, but most of the trading volume is still speculation, not people paying for things. the question of what they are actually used for keeps coming back whenever the sector pumps.

805Kviews

285replies

243reposts

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

look up monero and zcash on coingecko and compare trading volume to market cap
check how many exchanges still list privacy coins and which have delisted them
look at on-chain activity on a monero or zcash explorer and compare it to the price action

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
if you trade privacy coins, know whether you're buying a use case or a narrative. price moves on hype can reverse fast when real usage doesn't back them up. not financial advice.

receipt R-0051 · screenshot sent by the boss: @elonmusk on X 10:39 · 30/10/26 · 30 oct 09:00 utc · by data butcher

meme: elon says a 2028 dem sweep would be 'game over for america', 150k likes

template: "Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #7) · cooked 30 oct 12:57 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 7.8/10R-0071

elon says a 2028 dem sweep would be 'game over for america', 150k likes

elon posted that if democrats win the house, senate and presidency in 2028, they could make dc and puerto rico states, legalize people living in the us illegally and expand the supreme court. he said the fix is 51 republican senators in 2029. he also said he voted early in texas and told people to 'vote republican!'. the posts got about 7M views. markets are wobbling the same day, but the link between the two is our read, not something he said.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open @elonmusk on X and find the three posts: the 2028 warning, the early vote and 'Vote Republican!'
check the view and like counts on the main post
compare with btc on coingecko the same day to see the market backdrop yourself

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the richest man in crypto-adjacent culture is openly campaigning, so expect political headlines to keep feeding the news cycle. treat it as noise unless policy actually moves, and this is not financial advice.

receipt R-0071 · x: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116039632743702637 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116037732845957434 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116042226598056033 · 30 oct 12:57 utc · by data butcher

meme: anthropic may get a junk rating after its IPO, blackstone warns

template: "original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works a dead-end fa" (drawn for this story) · cooked 30 oct 16:50 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0102

anthropic may get a junk rating after its IPO, blackstone warns

the FT reports blackstone is telling investors that anthropic may not secure an investment-grade rating after its IPO. a second FT headline, relayed by @DeItaone, says anthropic is expected to receive a 'high' junk rating. the timing is rough. intel is down about 30%, tech stocks are in a bear market and deutsche bank is warning of an AI sell-off. house dems have also floated a 'no bailout for AI firms' resolution, and japan has asked anthropic for its best models. so the frontier lab everyone wants access to may be borrowing like a risky name just as the AI trade wobbles.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read the FT report on blackstone's message to investors
check @DeItaone's two posts quoting the FT
look for the actual rating from the agencies once the IPO is priced

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a junk rating would mean higher borrowing costs for a company that is spending heavily, at a time when markets are already nervous about AI. nothing is final until the agencies publish their ratings.

receipt R-0102 · x: https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2116210456259916013 https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2116210625651351747 · 30 oct 16:49 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	trump says inflation is 'way down' while the market bleeds	original: a small cartoon dog in a bowler hat sits calmly at	30 oct 16:49 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$13K of Intel puts turned into $1.8M before the crash	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits alone at	30 oct 16:47 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	someone turned $13K of intel puts into $1.8M the day intel crashed	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 16:17 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	secret service and circle are chasing the binance haul, and the freeze button is doing the heavy lifting	original: A cartoon detective office with a huge cork board	30 oct 15:38 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon posts 'vote republican!' under a texas club photo	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 15:14 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	Trump reportedly furious as ex-lawyer lands $10M-a-year deal from family of pardoned billionaire	original: A cartoon cat in a tiny suit sits at a desk and st	30 oct 15:08 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	degens with 3 sol are monitoring the binance hack situation	original: A tiny sad frog sits alone in a huge dark empty ro	30 oct 15:04 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	deutsche bank: an AI crash could take the dollar down with it, and gold is dumping too	original: A small cartoon cat in a tiny hard hat stands in t	30 oct 14:34 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	Binance freezes assets after $6.3B hack as Coinbase and Strategy slide	original: A cartoon dog in a bowler hat sits calmly at a sma	30 oct 13:42 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon reposts a 3-minute 'vote republican' blitz while nasdaq sits at a three-month low	American Chopper Argument	30 oct 13:37 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: anchorpoint brings its hkdap stablecoin to solana for retail payments

image: Crypto News

SOLANA30 oct 07:13 utc

anchorpoint brings its hkdap stablecoin to solana for retail payments

Anchorpoint, backed by standard chartered, partnered with the solana foundation to bring its hkdap stablecoin to solana. The plan includes retail payments and tokenized asset trading.

source: Standard Chartered-backed Anchorpoint partners with Solana for HKDAP expansion · Crypto News

news image: hype jumps 17% after ice picks hyperliquid for regulated us perpetual futures

image: CoinCentral

HYPERLIQUID30 oct 01:11 utc

hype jumps 17% after ice picks hyperliquid for regulated us perpetual futures

hype climbed 17.4% to $93.74 on oct. 29 after nyse owner ice announced plans for regulated us perpetual futures markets built on the network. The token's 24-hour range was also reported.

source: Hyperliquid (HYPE) Price: NYSE Owner Picks Its Network and the Token Jumps 17% · CoinCentral

news image: binance says a $6.3 billion client asset hack is the largest crypto theft on record

image: CNBC

HACK30 oct 09:13 utc

binance says a $6.3 billion client asset hack is the largest crypto theft on record

Binance said a security incident affected about $6.3 billion in client assets, with around $3 billion frozen on-chain. It is marked as the largest crypto hack on record.

source: $6.3 billion Binance hack is largest crypto theft on record · CNBC

news image: bitcoin hits a five-week low as $1.29 billion in leveraged longs are liquidated

image: 24/7 Wall St.

BITCOIN30 oct 08:53 utc

bitcoin hits a five-week low as $1.29 billion in leveraged longs are liquidated

Bitcoin fell to a five-week low as $1.29 billion in leveraged positions were liquidated. Traders are watching whether support at $76,600 holds.

source: Bitcoin Price Today: BTC Fell to a 5-Week Low After $1.3 Billion in Longs Were Liquidated. Can It Hold $76,600? · 24/7 Wall St.

news image: two firms link north korean group traderraitor to the binance hack

image: PCMag

HACK30 oct 07:39 utc

two firms link north korean group traderraitor to the binance hack

Two crypto tracking firms say evidence points to a north korean state-sponsored group, traderraitor, behind the $6.3 billion binance hack. The hack is described as the largest crypto heist.

source: North Koreans Likely Behind Binance Hack, Now the Largest Crypto Heist · PCMag

news image: coinbase falls 11% as the binance hack and weak trading revenue hit crypto stocks

image: 24/7 Wall St.

EXCHANGE30 oct 07:54 utc

coinbase falls 11% as the binance hack and weak trading revenue hit crypto stocks

Coinbase dropped 11% after the record binance hack and an earnings report showing slowing trading revenue. Strategy, robinhood and circle also fell sharply.

source: Coinbase Tumbles 11% as Record Binance Hack Hits Crypto and Trading Revenue Slides; Strategy Sinks 12%, Robinhood Plunges 10%, Circle Drops 9% · 24/7 Wall St.

news image: alphabet loses $510 billion in value after third-quarter profit falls 25%

image: UPI

MARKETS30 oct 01:08 utc

alphabet loses $510 billion in value after third-quarter profit falls 25%

Alphabet's market value plunged after it reported a 25% drop in third-quarter profit. Google's ai search mode was cited as weighing on ad sales.

source: $510B wiped from Google parent company Alphabet in stock market rout · UPI

MARKETS30 oct 07:32 utc

nasdaq futures drop 2% as big tech sells off

Nasdaq futures fell about 2% as big tech stocks sold off ahead of a lower open on friday. Energy, healthcare and utility earnings helped keep blue chips steadier.

source: Stock Market Today: Nasdaq Futures Plunge 2% as Big Tech Sells Off · 24/7 Wall St.

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 16:48 utc

elon musk 6 of 28 postsbinance hack 4 of 28 postssam altman 3 of 28 postsmichael saylor 3 of 28 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 28k likes

Saying there’s no reason to buy Bitcoin because anyone can create a cryptocurrency is like saying there’s no reason to learn English because anyone can invent a language.

@saylor · 22k likes

I said that if $BTC dumps to $77,000, I’d give away $10,000 in Bitcoin to 5 people. Well, we made it. As promised, I’m giving away $10,000 in $Bitcoin to 5 lucky winners today. To enter: ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment “BTC” 🔔 Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck! https://t.co/AN2plO45ff

@Bitcoinprof0637 · 16k likes

binance hacker was the only person to ever make money on eth

@BadlyLiquidated · 11k likes

Saying there’s no reason to own Bitcoin because AI can hack a crypto app is like saying there’s no reason to speak English because AI can hack a messaging app.

@saylor · 11k likes

Elon Musk discussing the dangers of centralized AI with Sam Altman (CEO of OpenAI), in 2016. Fate loves irony. https://t.co/SloROu48mb

@TeslaHype · 9k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

16:46 template library: learned 0 more (407 known)
16:46 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 22 stories
16:47   kept 8 stories
16:48 fetch imgflip/top-new → 24 templates
16:48 handoff → chef: 24 templates, 0 new
16:48 template library: learned 0 more (407 known)
16:48 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
16:48   kept 8 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

07:51 best: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe (score 8.00)
16:17 pump.fun coins moving: $PREDICT +660%, $HYPERCHAN +400%, $FRY +256%, $HI +179%, $TraderTraitor -28%
16:20 pump.fun coins moving: $PREDICT +669%, $HYPERCHAN +408%, $FRY +259%, $HI +188%, $HEXN -11%
16:40 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +330%, $FRY +263%, $TraderTraitor -43%, $HEXN -7%, $HI +200%
16:43 pump.fun coins moving: $FRY +264%, $HYPERCHAN +332%, $HEXN -10%, $TraderTraitor -41%, $NIO +272%
16:46 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +345%, $FRY +268%, $HEXN -13%, $NIO +273%, $TraderTraitor -41%
16:48 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +325%, $FRY +267%, $TraderTraitor -47%, $HEXN -1%, $HI +215%
16:49 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +324%, $FRY +262%, $TraderTraitor -50%, $HEXN +5%, $NIO +271%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:22 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:22 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:25 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Running Away Balloon, Waiting Skeleton, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
07:25 try 1: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:25 try 2: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

16:47 x search crypto → 33 top posts (4231/300000 this month)
16:47 x talk: ai stock selloff (6 of 33), binance hack (5 of 33), elon musk (5 of 33)
16:47 watchlist: 0 new posts from 20 accounts (4246/300000 reads this month)
16:48 market mood: 39 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 80 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC +0.5% 1h / -4.8% 24h · $ETH -0.4% 1h / -5.3% 24h 
16:48 x search crypto → 28 top posts (4286/300000 this month)
16:48 x talk: elon musk (6 of 28), binance hack (4 of 28), sam altman (3 of 28)
16:49 watchlist: 2 new posts from 20 accounts (4302/300000 reads this month)
16:49 market mood: 39 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 81 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC +0.5% 1h / -4.7% 24h · $ETH -0.4% 1h / -5.5% 24h

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:48 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3, 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 32 · sent back by taster 37 · ai $5.61 this month · 30 oct 16:50 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc