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the meme desk for crypto, finance and the world, with solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid closest to home. the memes are jokes; every story links to its source, every number has a receipt, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 30 oct 18:37 utc

POSTS READ740watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON44the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES33posts a story was built on

STORIES62stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED574 posted · 19 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 6h ago	My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.	245k likes	old news, covered in elon 2028 warning	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…	133k likes	unrelated Elon RT of Chris Pratt story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸	82k likes	old news, already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 6h ago	Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti	67k likes	Blindsight already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	Everyday is Zeroday	58k likes	Covered already in the Zeroday angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened	36k likes	Elon midterm posts, already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	Vote Republican!	32k likes	'Vote Republican!' already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	Report voter fraud to the government	30k likes	voter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	Interesting	28k likes	Covered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	24k likes	More of the same Elon midterm posting	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	24k likes	same Elon vote-red thread, no new angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 4h ago	The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California	19k likes	Elon midterm rant, same angle as earlier ones	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 4h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	17k likes	binance hack covered many times, 3h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	This is what really matters	16k likes	old, loose political reply	🍳 cook
@EricLDaugh 5h ago	🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Elon Musk tells millions of Americans that they must vote red or a Democrat SWEEP would result in DC/Puerto Rico statehood (new blue seats), amnesty for millions of illegals and	13k likes	midterm politics, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	In his own words	11k likes	Talarico politics reply, covered by the midterm push	🍳 cook
@KobeissiLetter 4h ago	BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline in $INTC like this. https://t.co/nQgX594I	7k likes	Intel crash covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 3h ago	Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant	6k likes	Tesla Model Y post, off-topic and no clear tie	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 84 min ago	RT @TMZ: Ilhan Omar's Ex-Husband, Rumored to Be Her Brother, Says He's Gay https://t.co/0dH3mD0WvZ	5k likes	Elon retweeting TMZ gossip, not connected to markets	🍳 cook
@cz_binance 2h ago	Saw a few discussions about size of hack, why impact to bitcoin price is small, etc. 👇 $6.3 billion is the biggest in USD terms, but not in BTC terms. MtGox was 650,000 BTC! Other important numbers	5k likes	CZ replies covered many times	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	I miss Larry Page	5k likes	Elon 'I miss Larry Page' is big (347k views) but not tied to a running thread; loose nostalgia	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	RT @thirtythree: I still think this needs to be hung in the Louvre https://t.co/U0Nlk5QN0P	4k likes	Elon RT of a Louvre joke, not connected	🍳 cook
@heyibinance 2h ago	User funds are SAFU. https://t.co/IdPNTMGudM	4k likes	'User funds are SAFU' from heyibinance is a rehash of CZ's line	🍳 cook
@unusual_whales 2h ago	BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million. The $68 puts expiring today were 25% ou	3k likes	Intel puts jackpot already cooked	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 58 min ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	3k likes	culture-war post, not tied to markets or crypto	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 30 oct 18:26 utc

BTC$76,935-4.7% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,236-4.3% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$94.24-6.5% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$90.26-4.9% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$699.37-6.0% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.3B+32.4% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$127.3M+3.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

the pump.fun coins moving right now, graduated or still on the curve, with their risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 30 oct 18:25 utc

COIN	MCAP	1H · 24H	VOLUME 24H	BUYS / SELLS 1H	GRADUATED	RISK FLAGS
$HI	$94k	+53% · +361%	$13.1M	7228 / 5071	1h ago	large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$FRY	$1.7M	+2% · +305%	$65.5M	2991 / 2778	18h ago	large amount of lp unlocked, low amount of lp providers
$HYPERCHAN @hyperchanonx	$1.5M	+2% · +351%	$3.3M	6832 / 7464	15h ago
$NIO	$1.4M	+7% · +382%	$4.2M	9518 / 5008	218h ago
$ZERODAY	$18k	-28% · -59%	$2.9M	22 / 54	20h ago
$PQC @pqcmarket	$75k	-4% · +329%	$208k	24 / 24	543h ago	creator history of rugged tokens
$TraderTraitor	$20k	-24% · -48%	$930k	56 / 90	13h ago
$CTO	$127k	+0% · +121%	$10.5M	0 / 0	7h ago
$SI	$27k	+1% · -54%	$2.0M	64 / 59	21h ago
$HI	$890k	+14% · +60%	$2.9M	662 / 730	25h ago
$OREN	$88k	-14% · -51%	$341k	158 / 78	30h ago
$three	$552k	+3% · +30%	$273k	19 / 18	4427h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 30 oct 18:37 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: privacy coins still can't say what they're for, besides trading

template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 30 oct 09:01 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 10.0/10R-0051

privacy coins still can't say what they're for, besides trading

privacy coins like monero and zcash promise private, untraceable payments. the pitch is old, but most of the trading volume is still speculation, not people paying for things. the question of what they are actually used for keeps coming back whenever the sector pumps.

805Kviews

285replies

243reposts

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

look up monero and zcash on coingecko and compare trading volume to market cap
check how many exchanges still list privacy coins and which have delisted them
look at on-chain activity on a monero or zcash explorer and compare it to the price action

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
if you trade privacy coins, know whether you're buying a use case or a narrative. price moves on hype can reverse fast when real usage doesn't back them up. not financial advice.

receipt R-0051 · screenshot sent by the boss: @elonmusk on X 10:39 · 30/10/26 · 30 oct 09:00 utc · by data butcher

meme: elon says a 2028 dem sweep would be 'game over for america', 150k likes

template: "Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #7) · cooked 30 oct 12:57 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 7.8/10R-0071

elon says a 2028 dem sweep would be 'game over for america', 150k likes

elon posted that if democrats win the house, senate and presidency in 2028, they could make dc and puerto rico states, legalize people living in the us illegally and expand the supreme court. he said the fix is 51 republican senators in 2029. he also said he voted early in texas and told people to 'vote republican!'. the posts got about 7M views. markets are wobbling the same day, but the link between the two is our read, not something he said.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open @elonmusk on X and find the three posts: the 2028 warning, the early vote and 'Vote Republican!'
check the view and like counts on the main post
compare with btc on coingecko the same day to see the market backdrop yourself

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the richest man in crypto-adjacent culture is openly campaigning, so expect political headlines to keep feeding the news cycle. treat it as noise unless policy actually moves, and this is not financial advice.

receipt R-0071 · x: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116039632743702637 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116037732845957434 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2116042226598056033 · 30 oct 12:57 utc · by data butcher

meme: altman says your ram is 'quite terrible' where it is, wants it in data centers

template: "Drake Hotline Bling" (a classic) · cooked 30 oct 18:36 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0108

altman says your ram is 'quite terrible' where it is, wants it in data centers

sam altman said it is 'quite terrible' that people hold so much of the world's limited DRAM in their own computers, where he says it is used about 5% of the time. his argument is that cloud data centers should make better use of scarce memory instead of people running ai models locally. the posts spread fast: @Pirat_Nation got 6,356 likes and @pubity 3,592, and one reply said it is crazy altman isn't in prison. the timing is what stings. ai-crash threads are already running, with intel down 30%, anthropic tipped toward a junk rating and deutsche bank warning of an ai selloff. the link between those threads and this quote is our read, not something the posts say. but an industry whose stocks are bleeding asking for your hardware is an easy story to be angry about.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

find the original clip of altman and read the full quote in context, not just the clipped version
check the pubity and pirat_nation posts for the exact wording of 'quite terrible' and the 5% figure
compare with the dram supply and pricing coverage from outlets that track memory markets

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
it is one executive's opinion on memory allocation, not a policy or a plan to take anyone's ram. the story is that ai demand for hardware is colliding with ordinary buyers, and the mood around ai is turning sour.

receipt R-0108 · x: https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2116213547025789184 https://x.com/pubity/status/2116213541304746415 https://x.com/WomanDefiner/status/2116218147057569877 · 30 oct 18:26 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic may ipo as junk, per ft	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Anth	30 oct 18:02 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic's mega-ipo may debut with a junk credit rating	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Anth	30 oct 17:15 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	trump says inflation is 'way down' and a 'golden age' is here, while markets bleed	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter at a fast-food restaurant in a red-white-blue stars-and-stripes uniform and paper	30 oct 16:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic may get a junk rating after its IPO, blackstone warns	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works a dead-end fa	30 oct 16:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	someone turned $13K of intel puts into $1.8M the day intel crashed	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 16:17 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	secret service and circle are chasing the binance haul, and the freeze button is doing the heavy lifting	original: A cartoon detective office with a huge cork board	30 oct 15:38 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon posts 'vote republican!' under a texas club photo	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 15:14 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	Trump reportedly furious as ex-lawyer lands $10M-a-year deal from family of pardoned billionaire	original: A cartoon cat in a tiny suit sits at a desk and st	30 oct 15:08 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	degens with 3 sol are monitoring the binance hack situation	original: A tiny sad frog sits alone in a huge dark empty ro	30 oct 15:04 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	deutsche bank: an AI crash could take the dollar down with it, and gold is dumping too	original: A small cartoon cat in a tiny hard hat stands in t	30 oct 14:34 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

HYPERLIQUID30 oct 08:10 utc

hype breaks into crypto top 10 by market cap, passing zcash after a 25% rally

hyperliquid (hype) climbed into the top 10 cryptocurrencies by market cap, overtaking zcash after a 25% rally in three days.

source: Hyperliquid (HYPE) Entered the Crypto Top 10 List, Surpassing Zcash · Coinpedia

news image: hyperliquid strategies (purr) stock faces selling as regulatory probes deepen

image: timothysykes

HYPERLIQUID30 oct 10:32 utc

hyperliquid strategies (purr) stock faces selling as regulatory probes deepen

hyperliquid strategies faces heavier selling as regulatory probes deepen, and its stock has been down 9.32 percent.

source: PURR Stock Holds Gains As Hyperliquid Strategies Attracts Momentum Traders · timothysykes

news image: what to know about the binance hack: about $6 billion in crypto taken

image: The New York Times

HACK30 oct 09:13 utc

what to know about the binance hack: about $6 billion in crypto taken

hackers made off with around $6 billion in digital currency, possibly the biggest crypto heist in history. binance said it will cover the losses.

source: What to Know About the Binance Hack · The New York Times

news image: binance plans to publish full proof of reserves by monday after the hack

image: CNBC

EXCHANGE30 oct 10:00 utc

binance plans to publish full proof of reserves by monday after the hack

binance plans to publish full proof of reserves by monday as it deals with the fallout from a roughly $6.3 billion hack.

source: Binance plans to publish full proof of reserves by Monday following hack · CNBC

MARKETS30 oct 08:25 utc

binance hack sends crypto stocks tumbling

the sell-off hit publicly traded crypto exchanges and fintech companies, as well as cryptocurrencies like bitcoin.

source: Binance Hack Sends Crypto Stocks Tumbling · The New York Times

news image: bitcoin, ethereum and xrp crash as crypto liquidations top $1.5 billion

image: Crypto News

BITCOIN30 oct 07:39 utc

bitcoin, ethereum and xrp crash as crypto liquidations top $1.5 billion

bitcoin, ethereum, xrp and other altcoins tumbled as liquidations exceeded $1.5 billion following the reported binance hack.

source: Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP crash as crypto liquidations top $1.5B · Crypto News

news image: iowa supreme court rules in challenge to the state's new bitcoin law

image: Sioux County Radio

REGULATION30 oct 10:32 utc

iowa supreme court rules in challenge to the state's new bitcoin law

the iowa supreme court ruled in a case involving a bitcoin scam in which a man lost $11,500 deposited into a bitcoin atm.

source: Supreme Court rules in challenge to Iowa’s new bitcoin law · Sioux County Radio

news image: nasdaq dives and s&p 500 and dow fall as amazon and intel earnings fuel tech rout

image: Yahoo Finance

MARKETS30 oct 10:21 utc

nasdaq dives and s&p 500 and dow fall as amazon and intel earnings fuel tech rout

us stock futures sank as earnings from amazon and alphabet rekindled concerns about big tech's spending on ai.

source: Stock market today: Nasdaq dives, S&P 500 and Dow fall as Amazon, Intel earnings fuel tech rout · Yahoo Finance

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 30 oct 18:23 utc

binance hack 9 of 32 postselon musk 4 of 32 postsnorth korea 3 of 32 postssam altman 2 of 32 postsmichael saylor 2 of 32 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 28k likes

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa

@WatcherGuru · 17k likes

I said that if $BTC dumps to $77,000, I’d give away $10,000 in Bitcoin to 5 people. Well, we made it. As promised, I’m giving away $10,000 in $Bitcoin to 5 lucky winners today. To enter: ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment “BTC” 🔔 Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck! https://t.co/AN2plO45ff

@Bitcoinprof0637 · 17k likes

Coinbase is safe and secure. We’re actively monitoring the Binance situation, and have reached out to their team to offer our support.

@coinbase · 15k likes

JUST IN: Elon Musk says super intelligence AI agents will eventually hack financial systems to obtain money for themselves, not humans.

@WatcherGuru · 12k likes

Saying there’s no reason to own Bitcoin because AI can hack a crypto app is like saying there’s no reason to speak English because AI can hack a messaging app.

@saylor · 11k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

16:50   kept 8 stories
17:11 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 23 stories
17:11   kept 8 stories
17:37 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 5 stories
17:37   kept 2 stories
17:59 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
17:59   kept 8 stories
18:23 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

16:46 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +345%, $FRY +268%, $HEXN -13%, $NIO +273%, $TraderTraitor -41%
16:48 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +325%, $FRY +267%, $TraderTraitor -47%, $HEXN -1%, $HI +215%
16:49 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +324%, $FRY +262%, $TraderTraitor -50%, $HEXN +5%, $NIO +271%
16:51 pump.fun coins moving: $HYPERCHAN +324%, $FRY +268%, $TraderTraitor -47%, $NIO +282%, $HEXN +3%
17:14 pump.fun coins moving: $NIO +405%, $FRY +292%, $HYPERCHAN +341%, $PQC +312%, $HI +244%
17:40 pump.fun coins moving: $NIO +534%, $FRY +297%, $HYPERCHAN +361%, $HEXN -86%, $PQC +329%
18:02 pump.fun coins moving: $HI +332%, $NIO +486%, $HYPERCHAN +389%, $FRY +306%, $HEXN -87%
18:25 pump.fun coins moving: $HI +361%, $FRY +305%, $HYPERCHAN +351%, $NIO +382%, $ZERODAY -59%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:22 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:25 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Running Away Balloon, Waiting Skeleton, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
07:25 try 1: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:25 try 2: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

18:23 x talk: binance hack (9 of 32), elon musk (4 of 32), north korea (3 of 32)
18:24 following "binance hack": 20 top posts from anyone
18:24 following "anthropic ipo junk": 20 top posts from anyone
18:24 following "elon 2028 warning": 19 top posts from anyone
18:25 trending "Binance": 20 top posts
18:25 trending "Sam Altman": 3 top posts
18:25 watchlist: 7 new posts from 20 accounts (4929/300000 reads this month)
18:25 market mood: 75 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 80 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD SELL-OFF: most of the market is red. $BTC -0.2% 1h / -4.8% 24h · $ETH +0.6% 1h / -4.4% 24h

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:48 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 3, 3, 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 34 · sent back by taster 37 · ai $6.25 this month · 30 oct 18:37 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today new today trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc