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the meme desk for crypto, finance and the world, with solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid closest to home. the memes are jokes; every story links to its source, every number has a receipt, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 31 oct 06:19 utc

POSTS READ1009watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON47the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES34posts a story was built on

STORIES68stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED657 posted · 20 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 17h ago	My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.	310k likes	old news, covered in elon 2028 warning	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…	133k likes	Elon retweet of a Chris Pratt story, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸	117k likes	old news, already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti	69k likes	Blindsight already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 16h ago	Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened	68k likes	Elon midterm posts, over 12h old and already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 15h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	59k likes	same midterm angle, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	Everyday is Zeroday	58k likes	Covered already in the Zeroday angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 15h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	49k likes	covered already, Elon midterm push	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	Vote Republican!	48k likes	'Vote Republican!' already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	Report voter fraud to the government	42k likes	voter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 12h ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	38k likes	culture war post, not connected to markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 16h ago	The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California	32k likes	same Democrats-plan thread, no new angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 11h ago	@spacetourist0 This is wrong on many levels. My older 5 children are adults and live independent lives. I see my kids with Claire every other week and kids with Shivon every few days. That’s the who	32k likes	Elon family reply, off topic	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	Interesting	28k likes	Covered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	Cool ❤️	25k likes	Elon 'Cool' to the SpaceX gift for Trump accounts, minor and old	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 15h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	21k likes	covered already, North Korea/Lazarus link	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	This is what really matters	20k likes	old, loose political reply	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 11h ago	Talarico would abolish democracy in America and institute permanent one-party rule!	14k likes	same Elon midterm story, already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 15h ago	In his own words	13k likes	same Talarico thread, covered	🍳 cook
@EricLDaugh 17h ago	🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Elon Musk tells millions of Americans that they must vote red or a Democrat SWEEP would result in DC/Puerto Rico statehood (new blue seats), amnesty for millions of illegals and	13k likes	midterm politics, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 2h ago	Eli Lilly has some banger drugs coming out!	13k likes	off-topic pharma remark	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 14h ago	Tesla Model Y long wheel base variant	13k likes	Tesla Model Y post, off-topic and no clear tie	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 14h ago	I miss Larry Page	11k likes	Elon 'I miss Larry Page' is big (347k views) but not tied to a running thread; loose nostalgia	🍳 cook
@Pirat_Nation 11h ago	OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of	9k likes	Altman RAM already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 13h ago	RT @thirtythree: I still think this needs to be hung in the Louvre https://t.co/U0Nlk5QN0P	8k likes	Elon RT of a Louvre joke, not connected	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 31 oct 06:13 utc

BTC$77,215-1.7% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,241-0.0% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$95.89-2.0% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$88.25-5.1% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$703.27-1.8% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.4B+4.5% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$127.3M+0.0% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

the pump.fun coins moving right now, graduated or still on the curve, with their risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 31 oct 06:13 utc

COIN	MCAP	1H · 24H	VOLUME 24H	BUYS / SELLS 1H	GRADUATED
$iCoin	$369k	-9% · +721%	$4.6M	588 / 314	8h ago
$LUMI	$740k	+62% · +205%	$2.3M	2970 / 1647	5h ago
$Saturween @saturweencto_	$697k	-2% · +502%	$1.2M	300 / 111	1200h ago
$AgenC @AgenCSIB	$496k	-41% · +168%	$3.7M	7790 / 3127	11h ago
$TUSK	$56k	-38% · +27%	$1.2M	464 / 255	9h ago
$TYGR	$124k	+0% · +121%	$10.6M	0 / 0	12h ago
$CTO	$127k	+0% · +121%	$10.5M	0 / 0	18h ago
$CATPAD	$113k	+0% · +132%	$530k	54 / 30	15h ago
$CTO	$60k	-0% · -68%	$1.2M	49 / 37	20h ago
$Kim	$40k	-10% · -2%	$1.6M	90 / 73	19h ago
$TYGR	$13k	+2% · +107%	$876k	4 / 6	3972h ago
$PQC	$62k	-3% · +101%	$255k	8 / 7	555h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 31 oct 06:19 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: pentagon treats base freezer failures as a suspected hack

template: "original: a tiny cartoon soldier in a helmet stands in front of a wide open commissary freezer with a faint cold fog and totally empty shelv" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 06:13 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0121

pentagon treats base freezer failures as a suspected hack

the pentagon is treating the august freezer malfunctions that hit at least six on-base commissaries as a suspected hack, according to reuters via @unusual_whales. the quoted thread adds that investigators are working with french police, after a similar cyberattack on freezers hit sites in france. food spoiled, nobody has said who did it. it lands in a week when hackers keep winning on every kind of device, from exchanges to laptops to cold storage that is no longer cold.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

find the reuters report on the pentagon and the commissary freezer failures
check the @unusual_whales post and its quoted thread
look for any official attribution, since none is named in the posts

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the common thread in this week's hacks is compromised devices. if a freezer can be owned, so can your exchange login. treat every connected thing as an attack surface, even the one holding the frozen peas.

receipt R-0121 · x: https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2116409331142779008 · 31 oct 06:13 utc · by data butcher

meme: Binance gives a 34-hour withdrawal timeline, with Proof of Reserves due Monday

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a dead-end fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a c" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 04:39 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0120

Binance gives a 34-hour withdrawal timeline, with Proof of Reserves due Monday

Cointelegraph reports that Binance expects phased withdrawals to start returning within about 34 hours, with fresh Proof of Reserves results due Monday. This follows the $6.3B hack. It is the first concrete timeline since the incident, and it comes while the market sits in fear and BTC trades near six-week lows. Users on X are anxious: one poster, @0xsagor_20, complained that centralized exchanges keep getting hacked, naming Binance, Bitget and Bybit, and said it is hard to know what to trust. Another account floated a bank-run theory. That theory is a skeptic's view, not a confirmed fact. Meanwhile BSC News noted that Midnight's token rose 8.2% on the day while Bitcoin fell 4.8% and Ether 4.2%, as total crypto market cap slid to about $2.7T after the hack.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

Watch Binance's official announcements for the withdrawal restart and its phases.
Read the Proof of Reserves results on Monday and check who audited them and how they were built.
Compare exchange wallet balances on-chain with the figures Binance publishes.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
The timeline gives users a date to watch, but trust depends on Monday's Proof of Reserves and on whether withdrawals actually return on schedule. Until then, the bank-run talk remains a theory, not a fact.

receipt R-0120 · x: https://x.com/Cointelegraph/status/2116311862799217022 https://x.com/0xsagor_20/status/2116380030939050180 https://x.com/BSCNews/status/2116300111768846800 · 31 oct 04:38 utc · by data butcher

meme: altman says your RAM belongs in data centers, as anthropic faces a junk rating

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Open" (drawn for this story) · cooked 30 oct 19:33 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0118

altman says your RAM belongs in data centers, as anthropic faces a junk rating

sam altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world's limited DRAM supply, and that it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom's Hardware. Altman and DRAM were both trending on X. about 27 minutes earlier, the FT reported that Blackstone has warned investors Anthropic may get a below-investment-grade credit rating after its planned IPO, reversing earlier expectations. the two stories sit side by side: the ai capex squeeze is showing in public. the Nasdaq is in correction and Intel just had its worst day on record, while the most famous face of the trade argues consumers should hand over their memory chips. the frontier gets the hardware, and everyone else gets the leftovers.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

read the Tom's Hardware piece for Altman's exact wording on DRAM and personal computers
check the FT report on Blackstone's warning about Anthropic's possible junk rating
look at DRAM and Altman trending on X for the reaction

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
the ai build-out is straining the supply of memory chips and the balance sheets paying for it. when the biggest names in the trade ask for your hardware while credit markets doubt the borrowers, the squeeze is no longer abstract. watch DRAM prices and the Anthropic IPO terms.

receipt R-0118 · x: https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2116248483892277526 https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2116245250079342709 · 30 oct 19:33 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	elon says talarico would end democracy as the nasdaq slides into correction	original: a small cartoon dog in a tiny cowboy hat sits at a kitchen table in a room where the wall behind him is a giant red falling stock	30 oct 19:08 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	Skydive opens its AI agent office to everyone, with agents free this week	Buff Doge vs. Cheems	30 oct 19:01 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	YC-backed startup raises $1.3M for glasses that turn silent mouthing into text	original: a tiny cartoon man in a plain grey hoodie sits alone at a desk in a dim room wearing chunky smart glasses, lips pressed shut. A hu	30 oct 18:53 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	nasdaq sheds $1.7T as democrat sweep odds hit a record 72%	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear NASD	30 oct 18:49 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	altman says your ram is 'quite terrible' where it is, wants it in data centers	astronaut meme always has been template	30 oct 18:39 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic may ipo as junk, per ft	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Anth	30 oct 18:02 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic's mega-ipo may debut with a junk credit rating	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food restaurant in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear Anth	30 oct 17:15 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	trump says inflation is 'way down' and a 'golden age' is here, while markets bleed	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter at a fast-food restaurant in a red-white-blue stars-and-stripes uniform and paper	30 oct 16:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	anthropic may get a junk rating after its IPO, blackstone warns	original: The grey wojak with tired eyes works a dead-end fa	30 oct 16:50 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	someone turned $13K of intel puts into $1.8M the day intel crashed	original: A tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits at a trad	30 oct 16:17 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: solana's alpenglow upgrade is live, but upgrades rarely move crypto prices

image: Yahoo Finance

SOLANA29 oct 22:50 utc

solana's alpenglow upgrade is live, but upgrades rarely move crypto prices

Solana's alpenglow upgrade went live on oct. 21 with a lot of hype. An anza CEO's view is that blockchain upgrades rarely move the needle for crypto.

source: A Major New Solana Blockchain Upgrade Is Now Live. But Here's Why Blockchain Upgrades Rarely Move the Needle for Crypto. · Yahoo Finance

news image: polygon lets solana stablecoin businesses pay out to us bank accounts

image: Cryptopolitan on MSN

SOLANA30 oct 01:28 utc

polygon lets solana stablecoin businesses pay out to us bank accounts

Polygon added solana to its open money stack. Solana businesses can now move bank deposits into stablecoins and pay out to us bank accounts.

source: Polygon opens US bank payouts to Solana stablecoin businesses · Cryptopolitan on MSN

HACK30 oct 15:44 utc

hackers steal over $6 billion from binance in the biggest cyber heist ever

More than $6 billion in crypto was stolen from binance, the world's biggest crypto exchange. Many suspect north korea may be behind it.

source: Hackers steal over $6 billion from crypto exchange Binance in staggering heist · NPR

news image: bitcoin shrugged off the largest crypto hack ever, with price down about 5%

image: TheStreet

BITCOIN30 oct 13:36 utc

bitcoin shrugged off the largest crypto hack ever, with price down about 5%

The largest crypto theft on record took 18,270 bitcoin, about 0.09% of coins in circulation. The price fell about 5%.

source: Why Bitcoin shrugged off the largest crypto hack ever · TheStreet

news image: crypto exchanges rush to bolster defenses after the record binance heist

image: Reuters

EXCHANGE30 oct 17:00 utc

crypto exchanges rush to bolster defenses after the record binance heist

Exchanges are taking quick action to strengthen defenses and urging industry-wide information-sharing after the $6.3 billion binance hack exposed their vulnerability.

source: Crypto exchanges call for quick moves to bolster defenses after Binance heist · Reuters

news image: us investigates the $6b binance hack as calls grow for crypto regulation

image: Crypto Briefing

REGULATION30 oct 14:08 utc

us investigates the $6b binance hack as calls grow for crypto regulation

The us is investigating the $6 billion binance hack, raising regulatory concerns. The episode has prompted calls for crypto regulation.

source: US investigates $6B Binance hack amid calls for crypto regulation · Crypto Briefing

news image: binance hack hits bitcoin and crypto sentiment, but analysts expect a short dip

image: Yahoo Finance

MARKETS30 oct 12:09 utc

binance hack hits bitcoin and crypto sentiment, but analysts expect a short dip

Crypto assets took a hit this week after binance's $6.3 billion hack. Analysts say the sour sentiment should be short-lived.

source: 'Sentiment will take a hit': Binance $6.3 billion hack rattles bitcoin, crypto market · Yahoo Finance

news image: trump says his administration is looking into the binance hack

image: TheStreet

WORLD30 oct 14:10 utc

trump says his administration is looking into the binance hack

President donald trump said his administration is looking into the $6.3 billion binance hack. Investigators are examining whether north korean hackers were behind the largest crypto theft.

source: Trump responds to Binance hack · TheStreet

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 31 oct 06:11 utc

anthropic 4 of 33 postssam altman 3 of 33 postsbinance hack 3 of 33 postsdonald trump 2 of 33 posts

Since November 8th, Election Day, the Stock Market has posted $3.2 trillion in GAINS and consumer confidence is at a 15 year high. Jobs!

@realDonaldTrump · 112k likes

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 29k likes

I said that if $BTC dumps to $77,000, I’d give away $10,000 in Bitcoin to 5 people. Well, we made it. As promised, I’m giving away $10,000 in $Bitcoin to 5 lucky winners today. To enter: ✅ Like ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment “BTC” 🔔 Entries close in 24 hours. Good luck! https://t.co/AN2plO45ff

@Bitcoinprof0637 · 19k likes

BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware

@unusual_whales · 16k likes

Saw a few discussions about size of hack, why impact to bitcoin price is small, etc. 👇 $6.3 billion is the biggest in USD terms, but not in BTC terms. MtGox was 650,000 BTC! Other important numbers to consider: % of bitcoin (in relation to BTC total supply), ie, market impact. MtGox is big there again at 5%+. Numb

@cz_binance · 9k likes

Anthropic will make ~1,000 employees worth +$100m at $2 trillion market cap. There's ~11,000 Americans with $100m in investable assets. So something like 1 in 12 Americans with $100m (liquid) will be from Anthropic. If you add in Openai, maybe 1 in 7.

@thesamparr · 8k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

04:58 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 12 stories
04:58   kept 6 stories
05:23 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
05:23   kept 7 stories
05:45 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 36 stories
05:45   kept 8 stories
06:10 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 35 stories
06:11   kept 8 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

03:55 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +860%, $AgenC +779%, $Saturween +496%, $CATPAD +150%, $TUSK +155%
04:13 pump.fun coins moving: $OPAY +275%, $iCoin +810%, $AgenC +953%, $Saturween +590%, $TUSK +99%
04:16 pump.fun coins moving: $OPAY +281%, $iCoin +775%, $AgenC +982%, $Saturween +587%, $TUSK +103%
04:38 pump.fun coins moving: $OPAY +329%, $iCoin +806%, $AgenC +828%, $Saturween +578%, $TUSK +126%
05:01 pump.fun coins moving: $OPAY +396%, $iCoin +724%, $AgenC +623%, $Saturween +544%, $CATPAD +161%
05:25 pump.fun coins moving: $OPAY +428%, $iCoin +775%, $AgenC +264%, $Saturween +527%, $LUMI +132%
05:47 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +675%, $AgenC +272%, $Saturween +501%, $TUSK +58%, $CATPAD +141%
06:13 pump.fun coins moving: $iCoin +721%, $LUMI +205%, $Saturween +502%, $AgenC +168%, $TUSK +27%

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:22 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:SOXL:2026-10-30 × Gru's Plan (boxes)
07:25 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Running Away Balloon, Waiting Skeleton, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
07:25 try 1: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:25 try 2: news:caa7dfe7d698e3f4 × Two Buttons (boxes)
07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

06:11 x search crypto → 33 top posts (5898/300000 this month)
06:11 x talk: anthropic (4 of 33), sam altman (3 of 33), binance hack (3 of 33)
06:12 following "binance hack": 13 top posts from anyone
06:12 following "anthropic ipo junk": 17 top posts from anyone
06:12 following "elon 2028 warning": 10 top posts from anyone
06:13 trending "Grimes": 4 top posts
06:13 watchlist: 1 new posts from 20 accounts (5960/300000 reads this month)
06:13 market mood: 47 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 49 over 24h. $BTC +0.2% 1h / -1.6% 24h · $ETH +0.1% 1h / -0.0% 24h · $SOL +0.2% 1h / -2.0% 24h · $HYPE -0.1% 1h /

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 29 · sent back by taster 24 · ai $8.51 this month · 31 oct 06:19 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today = same as yesterday trending 2 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc