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chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo stories --last 48h

every story the agents see on x, cooked into a meme or not: how it starts, peaks and fades, hour by hour, and what it connects to. updated 31 oct 12:34 utc

42 stories on x in the last 48h · 1 rising right now · tap a story for its posts

trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquidcryptorising45 posts · 30k likes · since 26h

ICE and trade(xyz) partnership lifts HYPE; ICE seeks CFTC approval for US-regulated Hyperliquid perps, with Druckenmiller backing trade(xyz) and a stake in the firm reported.

↔ hyperliquid hype whale selling

@elonmusk · 28k likes · 23h ago: Interesting
@blknoiz06 · 693 likes · 24h ago: 0:00 - Hyperliquid x ICE news 4:09 - $HYPE chart and levels 7:04 - Kinetiq L2 & coins to buy 10:51 - Update on the $ETH short 24:14 - Equities earnings carn
@Cryptic_Web3 · 294 likes · 23h ago: 🔥 HUGE: NYSE parent ICE partners with @tradexyz to bring Hyperliquid-powered 24/7 perpetual futures to the U.S. The planned market will cover equities, indices

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binance $6b hackcryptofading257 posts · 262k likes · since 38h

Binance $6.3B hack keeps drawing attention: DPRK attribution, laundering tactics, compromised DevOps laptop, fake-support scam warnings and claims most stolen coins are being replaced.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ whales buy eth from exchanges↔ ai hack fear narrative↔ coinbase price target cuts↔ whale btc and usdt moves↔ binance hacker notsafu coin↔ flap protocol hack↔ clarity act hack freeze↔ october crypto hacks run

@elonmusk · 61k likes · 38h ago: Everyday is Zeroday
@WatcherGuru · 37k likes · 22h ago: JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa
@cz_binance · 19k likes · 25h ago: In 2023, after news of the $4 billion fine, Gulf, our partner in Thailand, asked: “do you need help with cash liquidity?” We didn’t, but I appreciated the gestu

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anthropic ipo junk ratingmarketsfading102 posts · 22k likes · since 19h

Blackstone now expects Anthropic to get a high junk (BB-range) rating after its IPO; agencies have not yet rated it; pricing expected mid-to-late November.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ openai valuation cut↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ openai funding target cut↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide

@KobeissiLetter · 9k likes · 18h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per F
@unusual_whales · 3k likes · 17h ago: BREAKING: Anthropic could get a junk credit rating despite its planned mega-IPO, per FT Blackstone has warned investors that Anthropic may receive a below-inve
@DeItaone · 2k likes · 19h ago: *ANTHROPIC EXPECTED TO RECEIVE A “HIGH” JUNK RATING: FT

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anthropic ipo bubble debatemarketsfading3 posts · 27 likes · since 2h

Posts debate whether Anthropic's ~$100B IPO (about $2T valuation, 31x revenue) will prove AI demand is real or mark a bubble, with a year-end liquidity angle, OpenAI funding strain and a Q4 Fed hike risk, plus claims of ~4,000 new millionaires.

@Crypto_Retardio · 20 likes · 1h ago: Anthropic’s IPO - expected within the month - is projected to mint ~4,000 new millionaires, including ~1,200 deca-millionaires. OpenAI will do the same. Capit
@lovezihuatanejo · 5 likes · 2h ago: Can Anthropic's $100B IPO in November, the largest in history, prove AI is not a bubble? $2T valuation, 31x revenue, $430B in compute contracts. If $100B gets
@conorsen · 2 likes · 27 min ago: Decent chance the Anthropic IPO serves as a year-end liquidity clearing event but it’s hard to feel great about them trying to raise up to $100 billion when Ope

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bitcoin breaks below 80kcryptofading28 posts · 2k likes · since 24h

Bitcoin fell to a six-week low near $76K after the Binance hack; spot Bitcoin ETFs saw their largest net outflow day since June (-$643M).

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout↔ grok bot growth and paywall↔ flap protocol hack

@DeItaone · 202 likes · 22h ago: BITCOIN BREAKS BELOW $80,000 SUPPORT AFTER BINANCE HACK Bitcoin fell 2.1% to $77,182, hitting a six-week low of $76,368 overnight following the reported Binanc
@astronomer_zero · 172 likes · 10h ago: Controversial post below. Read and interpret with caution. It's about the binance hack, how the general public often tends to misinterpret news and why we're s
@ZynxBTC · 138 likes · 22h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe

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anthropic s-1 financialsmarketsfading39 posts · 985 likes · since 12h

Anthropic's S-1 scrutiny grows: about $900B in off-balance-sheet commitments flagged, first Q2 profit and H1 revenue of $16.3B disputed against the $80B loss headline, with a ~$10B raise and 1.5–2T valuation talk; risk factors and science ambitions also drawing attention.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai funding target cut

@ns123abc · 475 likes · 8h ago: >monday, october 26: anthropic drops their S-1 ⁠⁠ >institutional investors open the filing and choke on their morning espresso: >Q2 revenue: $11.6 billion >Q2 o
@coinbureau · 234 likes · 4h ago: 🚨HUGE: Anthropic’s IPO filing reveals nearly $900 BILLION in future commitments for servers, buildings and power. For scale, that exceeds the annual nominal GD
@zxc68984008 · 81 likes · 10h ago: Anthropic IPO 临近，市场预期估值 1.5-2 万亿美元，11 月中下旬挂牌。但看完 S-1 和当前盘前数据后，我更倾向做空而不是追高。当前 @okx 上 ANTHROPICUSD UM 合约价格在 169.30 附近，较昨日微涨 0.39%。按 100 亿股估算，这已经对应接近 1.7 万亿美元的隐含

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binance hacker notsafu coinpumpfading11 posts · 17 likes · since 23h

Memecoins launched in the name of the Binance hacker group, including a NOTSAFU coin mocking Binance, circulating as hack-linked lore.

↔ binance $6b hack

@KysrCrypto · 7 likes · 1h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY Binance Hackers (TraderTraitor group) deployed a TRADERTRAITOR coin. I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did a 20X. $Trad
@KysrCrypto · 6 likes · 9h ago: DBPBi7oEM8ww9xFRCJk2xAFGDAQUxkGkw5qBRnJLrJWY I gave you $NOTSAFU and it did great This is the last coin of the Binance Hacker lore. Here's lore: Binance hac
@KaminaSOL · 1 likes · 23h ago: Hey Binance hackers, So there’s this thing called PumpFun.

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binance hack falloutcryptofading106 posts · 40k likes · since 25h

Binance says $6.34B is set aside against the ~$6.3B loss; about $2.7B locked by Tether, Circle, Ripple and Arbitrum; withdrawals still frozen, with one report saying ~80% of stolen coins are replaced and a new proof of reserves due Monday.

↔ musk vs cz binance spat↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ claude code extension backdoor↔ hack victim p2p scams↔ chainalysis data breach↔ october crypto hacks run↔ flap protocol hack

@elonmusk · 8k likes · 19h ago: Cool
@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 20h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ says $6.3 billion crypto hack is a "major disaster for the industry." "It hurts, but we survive." https://t.co/6Pm3DOBudY
@binance · 3k likes · 22h ago: A message from Binance's Co-CEO, @_RichardTeng.

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ukraine refinery attackspoliticsfading11 posts · 10k likes · since 23h

Ukrainian drones hit the Ufa refinery (Bashneft sites ablaze), with Kremlin saying Kyiv is ignoring Trump's request to stop refinery strikes.

↔ russia energy grid strikes↔ moscow airport drone disruptions

@Osinttechnical · 6k likes · 6h ago: Ukrainian attack drones hit Russia’s Ufa Oil refinery moments ago, setting the facility ablaze. https://t.co/IVMyuYo60B
@front_ukrainian · 2k likes · 6h ago: ❗️Just now, 🇺🇦Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery in 🇷🇺Ufa. https://t.co/KRzOmCdPcA
@visionergeo · 847 likes · 5h ago: BREAKING | 🇺🇦🔥🇷🇺‼️ Ukrainian long-range drones have reportedly struck an oil refinery in Ufa, Russia, triggering a major fire at the facility. The attack is sai

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october crypto hacks runcryptoquiet3 posts · 929 likes · since 6h

Traders note a run of October exploits, including Ledger (Oct 12), a compromised Polymarket frontend (Oct 29) and the Binance and Flap hacks, which has blunted the 'uptober' hopes.

↔ flap protocol hack↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@buildwithsid · 763 likes · 5h ago: October in a nutshell: - PHP got hacked - Railway got hacked - OpenCode got hacked - Binance got hacked - Polymarket got hacked - GitHub Actions got hacked - S
@web3_tech_ · 156 likes · 6h ago: last day of the month where is the uptober that was promised? i really thought it was gonna be a great month for crypto, but all we’ve seen so far is hacks a
@honeybangerr · 10 likes · 6h ago: Binance hacked for 6.3 biilions - Vijay sales data sell in dark web - AU Small Finance Bank (Data Leak) - Malicious "Claude Code" Extension - E-mudra Single-

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moscow airport drone disruptionspoliticsfading5 posts · 2k likes · since 4h

Overnight Ukrainian drone and balloon raids cause hundreds of delays and cancellations at Moscow airports, with flight restrictions reimposed.

↔ ukraine refinery attacks

@front_ukrainian · 675 likes · 2h ago: ❗️A 🇺🇦Ukrainian balloon with a clearly visible small suspended drone has been recorded in the 🇷🇺Moscow region. Due to the raid by such balloons, the capital’s a
@JayinKyiv · 641 likes · 4h ago: More chaos at Russian airports amid another overnight Ukrainian drone barrage that reached Ufa, 1500km from Ukraine. https://t.co/rlQbV1lGof
@Gerashchenko_en · 419 likes · 4h ago: More delays and cancelations in Moscow airports due to drone attacks. This is Sheremetyevo. https://t.co/zMANjdhmDc

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iran supreme leader military orderspoliticsfading4 posts · 177 likes · since 1h

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei orders expanded strike range against US and Israeli assets, faster ammunition output and stronger military intelligence.

↔ trump iran war talk

@DeItaone · 59 likes · 1h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO UPDATE TARGET LIST TO BRING 'ALL US AND ISRAELI ASSETS, TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE,' WITHIN STRIKING RANGE -STATEMENT
@DeItaone · 51 likes · 1h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER MOJTABA KHAMENEI ORDERS IMMEDIATE, IMPACTFUL AND 'GEOGRAPHICALLY UNRESTRICTED RESPONSE' TO ANY ENEMY THREAT -WRITTEN MESSAGE
@DeItaone · 42 likes · 1h ago: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER ORDERS ARMED FORCES TO INCREASE PRODUCTION OF AMMUNITION AND WEAPONS FOR RECONNAISSANCE, SUPPORT AND COMBAT OPERATIONS

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poland tusk court rowpoliticsfading12 posts · 10k likes · since 9h

Polish PM Tusk's push to curb the courts and President Nawrocki's resistance sparks EU-rule debate and 'coup' and 'treason' claims on X.

@ninoboxer · 2k likes · 8h ago: Poland's ambassadors are resigning in protest, Nawrocki has personally stormed the Constitutional Court, and NO ONE has come out in support of Tusk. The EU is
@TerraOrBust · 1k likes · 4h ago: If you're looking at Poland and wondering what the hell is going on, and what Donald Tusk is on about. EU membership requires the EU courts to be supreme, the
@MarcNixon24 · 1k likes · 8h ago: The EU is working on Poland and Canada on the same day. This is nuts. This is what desperation looks like.

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musk vs cz binance spatcryptofading69 posts · 116k likes · since 25h

CZ tells Musk to stop trolling during the hack; now says he has no interest in fighting Musk and urges focus on the North Korean hackers. Binance's SPCX stake from its $500M Twitter investment (now over $1B) is floated to cover remaining losses, and the spat keeps spreading on X.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ binance hack fallout

@cz_binance · 40k likes · 23h ago: @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter take
@cz_binance · 14k likes · 23h ago: @cryptobball @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6 Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining g
@WatcherGuru · 11k likes · 23h ago: JUST IN: Binance founder CZ tells Elon Musk to "please stop" trolling following major hack. "Show a little support." https://t.co/Q8bZ3XAiow

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tech stock bear market selloffmarketsfading36 posts · 44k likes · since 24h

Tech and crypto stocks keep sliding as Nasdaq nears three-month lows and VIX tops 20; traders link big-tech moves to Bitcoin's drop alongside the Binance hack.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ intel stock record crash↔ musk warns of democratic sweep↔ neuralink telepathy and blindsight↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ openai valuation cut↔ binance hack fallout↔ exchanges sell bitcoin wave↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ coinbase price target cuts

@KobeissiLetter · 7k likes · 21h ago: Tech Stocks in Bear Market Territory: 1. AppLovin, $APP: -68% 2. Coinbase, $COIN: -62% 3. CoreWeave, $CRWV: -60% 4. Arm Holdings, $ARM: -55% 5. Western Digital
@KobeissiLetter · 6k likes · 17h ago: The timing of today's market crash is noteworthy. As selling pressure spreads, the Nasdaq 100 is now down nearly -5% on the day. Meanwhile, the market-implied
@Osint613 · 5k likes · 22h ago: Almost USD 1 trillion is wiped out at the market. https://t.co/iW4gkkeRXz

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openai funding target cutaiquiet3 posts · 4 likes · since 12h

OpenAI cut its funding target by $10B and is seeking $20B at a $1.25T valuation; WSJ reports it has raised less than half of the original $30B target, fueling AI-sector valuation pressure.

↔ anthropic ipo junk rating↔ anthropic s-1 financials↔ anthropic pre-ipo futures slide

@Amos8125 · 4 likes · 4h ago: Valutazione complessiva 1,25 mld. Che è sempre uno sproposito e più in alto del round di finanziamento precedente ma denota una certa prudenza rispetto alle att
@mike_h1990 · 0 likes · 12h ago: When it rains it pours for the AI sector. Add this OpenAI news to Anthropic possibly getting a high junk credit rating when it goes public and a horrendous week
@letsgoelsewhere · 0 likes · 2h ago: So what now happens when the money starts to dry up? OpenAI raises just $11bn against a $30bn target, at a lower valuation than hoped. Blackstone warns Anthro

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el-sayed haley stevens feudpoliticsquiet18 posts · 24k likes · since 10h

Michigan Democratic Senate race: El-Sayed's campaign asks rival Rep. Haley Stevens to skip campaign events in the closing days after she demanded he apologize for Israel criticism; Mike Rogers endorses Stevens, UAW and Obama rally behind El-Sayed, and the fight spreads across X.

@ryangrim · 5k likes · 9h ago: Haley Stevens ran her entire primary campaign on the premise that as an Obama staffer she helped save the auto industry and she strongly suggested that Obama wa
@PunishedPingu · 3k likes · 10h ago: Abdul slamming the door in Haley Stevens' face is the type of cut throat Dems need to be to succeed. She was acting like a self centered asshole and i think Dem
@CNN · 3k likes · 9h ago: Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed's campaign has asked his former primary opponent, Rep. Haley Stevens, to skip all campaign events in the race'

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whale btc and usdt movescryptoquiet23 posts · 543 likes · since 21h

Whale transfers continue during the Binance hack, including large USDT moves into Bitfinex and Tether Treasury and BTC/ETH flows into Coinbase.

↔ binance $6b hack

@skep0x · 339 likes · 6h ago: I need to see the face of whoever at https://t.co/oBQdypNCO4 scheduled “USDT to SWIFT in one transfer” right after the Binance hack. Was this in the content ca
@whale_alert · 19 likes · 11h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 222,700,000 $USDT (222,449,087 USD) transferred from #Bitfinex to Tether Treasury https://t.co/K0MVTFg9ff
@whale_alert · 18 likes · 18h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 1,000 $BTC (77,110,821 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to #Coinbase https://t.co/MdNmsFh6sX

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trump iran war talkpoliticsquiet13 posts · 2k likes · since 23h

Trump says the Iran war will end soon and Iran must make a deal; Iran's Supreme Leader has ordered armed forces to expand strike options and weapons production.

↔ iran supreme leader military orders

@riize_popbase · 444 likes · 9h ago: RIIZE remains at #1 on Melon Global K-chart for 5 consecutive days now. https://t.co/NryTtmKiiI
@DeItaone · 366 likes · 23h ago: TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: IT'S GOING TO GET WRAPPED UP SOON -KCMO RADIO INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 351 likes · 23h ago: *TRUMP: DON'T KNOW WHO TO TALK WITH, A LOT OF IRAN LEADERS GONE *TRUMP: IRAN HAS TO MAKE A DEAL

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ai hack fear narrativeaiquiet3 posts · 60 likes · since 23h

Warnings that AI will fuel Binance-scale hacks, disputed by users who say the Binance hack had nothing to do with AI.

↔ binance $6b hack

@ChartingGuy · 57 likes · 21h ago: funny cause the hack had nothing to do with AI the FUD campaign rn is strong af very telling
@desh_saurabh · 3 likes · 23h ago: Crypto hacks nearly tripled as frontier AI models rolled out. Ofc correlation is not causation. But every major protocol will/should have people using AI to fi
@gogo5288 · 0 likes · 17h ago: Binance hot wallet hacked yesterday. AI make hackers stronger. This is an industrial pain period. The whole cex and defi and onchain facing it. for exchanges

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grok bot growth and paywallaiquiet9 posts · 34k likes · since 38h

Grok Bot daily users keep rising, with new features like phone screen questions and a coworker-style tone; Musk notes no free tier.

↔ trump consulted grok↔ bitcoin breaks below 80k↔ hack victim p2p scams

@elonmusk · 15k likes · 38h ago: Worth noting that Grok @Bot has no free tier
@elonmusk · 10k likes · 13h ago: Cool
@elonmusk · 4k likes · 13h ago: Think of Grok @Bot as a work colleague

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goldman ai jobs warningaiquiet8 posts · 870 likes · since 23h

Goldman Sachs finds higher AI adoption is linked to weaker employment growth and estimates AI could displace nearly 10% of workers during the transition.

@unusual_whales · 791 likes · 23h ago: Goldman Sachs says AI could displace nearly 10% of workers. The bank estimates that if AI lifts productivity by 15%, about 9% of workers could be pushed out of
@unusual_whales · 73 likes · 20h ago: Higher AI adoption is now associated with weaker employment growth and higher unemployment, per Goldman Sachs
@GregoireDup · 5 likes · 23h ago: AI is starting to show up in the unemployment data. Workers displaced from AI-exposed jobs: • take ~1 month longer to find work • are ~10pp more likely to stil

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frontier ai usage gapaiquiet3 posts · 0 likes · since 23h

Aaron Levie's post on the gap between frontier AI users and everyone else sparks replies on whether the divide is money, workflow speed or people who tried AI once.

@AdityaBatra072 · 0 likes · 23h ago: @levie half the gap is just money ngl. most people judging ai are still on the free tier while the frontier people are burning $100+ a month on usage
@EthGoldi · 0 likes · 23h ago: @levie the gap isn't access, everyone rents the same models for $20. it's cycle time: frontier folks rebuild the workflow every few weeks, enterprises codified
@Frank_AI_Lab · 0 likes · 23h ago: @levie The biggest gap isn't tools, it's people who tried it once a year ago and decided it doesn't work.

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hyperliquid hype whale sellingcryptoquiet7 posts · 400 likes · since 25h

Whale wallets sold large HYPE positions for profits of $10M+ and $16M+.

↔ trade(xyz) ice perps on hyperliquid

@lookonchain · 142 likes · 9h ago: Whales are dumping $HYPE! Wallet 0x2685 sold 912,383 $HYPE ($82.09M) 6 hours ago, which it bought a month ago, making over $10M in profit. Wallet 0x648F sold
@HyperliquidNews · 100 likes · 25h ago: hyperliquid:native SURPASSES $3B IN 24-HOUR TRADING VOLUME. https://t.co/EODuNHSREY
@VikingoDigital_ · 77 likes · 23h ago: Hyperliquid just generated $6.8M in fees over the last 24h, equivalent to 74K $HYPE burnt. More volatility = more volume = more fees = more $HYPE buybacks ht

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whales buy eth from exchangescryptoquiet6 posts · 272 likes · since 23h

Large ETH withdrawals from FalconX and OKX by whale and new wallets.

↔ binance $6b hack

@lookonchain · 137 likes · 10h ago: Whales are buying $ETH! Whale 0x72e0 received 9,625 $ETH ($21.57M) from #FalconX 4 hours ago. Newly created wallet 0x2908 withdrew 3,377 $ETH ($7.52M) from #O
@whale_alert · 66 likes · 23h ago: 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 61,000 $ETH (136,363,448 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to unknown wallet https://t.co/1PhEdg37Xk
@lookonchain · 47 likes · 7h ago: A newly created wallet (0x1c75) withdrew 1.15M $LIT($3.31M), 7.995M $ENA($1.51M) and 7.31M $ARB($1.18M) from #OKX. https://t.co/7N7mlqVDnL https://t.co/3m0y6C9

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japan asks ai model accessaiquiet3 posts · 3k likes · since 21h

Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.

@WatcherGuru · 3k likes · 21h ago: JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Japan asks OpenAI and Anthropic for access to their most advanced AI models.
@DeItaone · 24 likes · 21h ago: JAPAN ASKS ANTHROPIC, OPENAI FOR MORE ACCESS TO ADVANCED MODELS - NIKKEI
@DeItaone · 18 likes · 21h ago: JAPANESE GOVT PLANS TO INCLUDE STRONGER COOPERATION WITH U.S. AI DEVELOPERS IN CYBERSECURITY PACKAGE DUE OUT AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK - NIKKEI

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consumer finance pessimism recordmarketsquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 23h

A record 41% of US consumers expect their finances to worsen over the next 12 months, tripling since Q2 2024.

@KobeissiLetter · 1k likes · 12h ago: Americans have never been this pessimistic about their finances: A record 41% of US consumers expect their financial situation to be worse over the next 12 mon
@unusual_whales · 84 likes · 22h ago: Gen X is now the most anxious generation about retirement. Just 49% of Gen X savers say they’re on track or ahead for retirement, down from 58% a year ago, per
@unusual_whales · 75 likes · 23h ago: Stdent-loan payments are pushing people to slash their budgets and delay life milestones, per BI It comes as consumer stress is mounting: 1 in 5 Americans is b

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silver falls below $50marketsquiet3 posts · 541 likes · since 23h

Spot silver dropped below $50/oz for the first time since November 2025.

↔ gold falls below 4000

@DeItaone · 315 likes · 22h ago: SPOT GOLD EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 3% TO $3,908.13/OZ
@DeItaone · 138 likes · 23h ago: SPOT SILVER DROPS BELOW $50/OZ LEVEL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE NOVEMBER 2025
@DeItaone · 88 likes · 22h ago: SPOT SILVER EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN 5.3% TO $49.63/OZ

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exxon diesel crunchmarketsquiet4 posts · 147 likes · since 23h

Exxon CEO Darren Woods says diesel is the key crunch point, with demand staying high despite added capacity.

↔ oil forecasts raised

@DeItaone · 66 likes · 23h ago: EXXONMOBIL CEO DARREN WOODS: DIESEL IS THE KEY CRUNCH POINT; DEMAND FOR DIESEL REMAINS HIGH DESPITE THE CAPACITY - CNBC INTERVIEW
@DeItaone · 33 likes · 21h ago: RUSSIA'S NOVAK SAYS ATTACKS ON OIL REFINERIES WILL HAVE NEGATIVE IMPACT ON DIESEL FUEL SUPPLIES TO GLOBAL MARKET
@DeItaone · 28 likes · 23h ago: RUSSIA PLANS TO EXTEND BAN ON DIESEL EXPORTS, WITH CERTAIN EXCEPTIONS, UNTIL THE END OF JANUARY - IFX

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us and canada economic datamarketsquiet5 posts · 162 likes · since 23h

Batch of macro releases: Q3 US employment cost index, Canada GDP flash, Chicago business barometer, and a Fed official calling for a rate hike soon.

@DeItaone · 37 likes · 23h ago: U.S. Q3 EMPLOYMENT COST INDEX +0.8% (CONSENSUS +0.8%) VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 WAGES/SALARIES +0.7% VS Q2 +0.9% (PREV +0.9%) U.S. Q3 BENEFIT COSTS +0.
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 23h ago: CANADA AUGUST GDP -0.0% VS JULY 0.0% (REVISED FROM -0.0%); FORECAST WAS +0.2% CANADA SEPTEMBER GDP MOST LIKELY DOWN 0.1% - STATSCAN FLASH ESTIMATE
@DeItaone · 35 likes · 22h ago: MNI OCT CHICAGO BUSINESS BAROMETER 55.3 VS SEP 58.8

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exchanges sell bitcoin wavecryptoquiet4 posts · 1k likes · since 23h

After the Binance hack, traders say major exchanges including Coinbase, OKX and Bybit are selling Bitcoin again.

↔ binance $6b hack↔ tech stock bear market selloff↔ binance hack fallout

@cryptorover · 710 likes · 23h ago: Binance is selling. Coinbase is selling. OKX is selling. Bybit is selling. Bitstamp is selling. Everyone is back to selling Bitcoin again! https://t.co/TL9kr
@CastilloTrading · 255 likes · 22h ago: Binance now starting to spot sell $BTC a lot heavier after the hack. Arkham now say the hack was roughly around $5.7B in stolen funds. Some frozen, some not. I
@xcallmeclaudiax · 153 likes · 21h ago: Both $MSTR and $ASST are down more than 10% on open today. Irrational panic over Bitcoin due to the Binance hack is the reason why. It's moments like this whe

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intel stock record crashmarketsquiet28 posts · 48k likes · since 26h

Intel's record ~30% plunge is drawing comments that its 'Trump pump' has unwound and that its foundry strategy lost ground in the datacenter buildout.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@unusual_whales · 11k likes · 20h ago: BREAKING: This person made millions. Someone bought $13K of Intel $INTC puts yesterday afternoon, hours before earnings. They’re now worth about $1.8 million.
@KobeissiLetter · 10k likes · 22h ago: BREAKING: Intel, $INTC, extends losses to -30% on the day, now on track for its biggest decline on record. Not even the Dot-Com bubble or 1970s saw a decline i
@KobeissiLetter · 8k likes · 26h ago: BREAKING: Intel stock, $INTC, extends losses to -27% on the day, now on track for its biggest daily loss since 1974. This puts the stock down -53% from its Jun

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google suncatcher space data centerstechquiet3 posts · 8k likes · since 18h

Google's Project Suncatcher prototype satellite was launched and received a command, a step toward AI data centers in space.

↔ larry page galaxy exploration remarks↔ spacex bottoms-up financial model

@elonmusk · 5k likes · 14h ago: RT @ns123abc: BREAKING: Google just proved AI data centers in space actually work Project Suncatcher's first satellite, built with @planet…
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 14h ago: RT @NewsFromGoogle: Our TPUs just phoned home... from space. ICYMI, on October 1, we sent four TPUs into orbit to test whether our AI hard…
@unusual_whales · 102 likes · 18h ago: Google has activated its first AI satellite in orbit, running an AI model on board that wrote poetry while circling Earth. The prototype, part of Project Sunca

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reddit ai traffic dropmarketsquiet4 posts · 14k likes · since 23h

Reddit's CEO says AI search modes no longer drive traffic to the platform, a sign of AI's impact on web publishers.

@KobeissiLetter · 13k likes · 23h ago: Reddit's earnings call has exposed the new reality for thousands of companies. "AI mode does not drive traffic. Not for us and not to anybody as far as I know.
@WatcherGuru · 311 likes · 20h ago: JUST IN: Reddit $RDDT stock crashes 28% after CEO reveals Google AI search is driving significantly less traffic to the platform. https://t.co/fL2p999MWm
@KobeissiLetter · 186 likes · 21h ago: Yesterday's earnings call with Reddit's CEO will be referenced for years to come. Reddit, $RDDT, is now down -42% in 8 trading days. AI has disrupted search,

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altman on dram in home pcsaiquiet7 posts · 75k likes · since 19h

Altman says it is quite terrible that consumers hold scarce DRAM instead of data centers.

@pubity · 30k likes · 19h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’
@Pirat_Nation · 19k likes · 19h ago: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a
@unusual_whales · 18k likes · 17h ago: BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better alloc

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texas early voting pushpoliticsquiet34 posts · 394k likes · since 33h

A final Texas poll shows Paxton at 49.4% to Talarico's 48.4%; Musk and allies push turnout on the last early-voting day, and a Talarico scandal story circulates.

@elonmusk · 122k likes · 31h ago: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@elonmusk · 49k likes · 30h ago: Vote Republican!
@elonmusk · 45k likes · 23h ago: Yes

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mma 2026 fan votingotherquiet14 posts · 5k likes · since 26h

K-pop fans push votes and chart rankings for the 2026 Melon Music Awards (MMA), with voting closing Nov 13.

@IVEstagram__ · 515 likes · 6h ago: [🍈] IVE ‘BANG BANG’ has surpassed 100,000 votes in the Song of the Year (Daesang) category at the 2026 Melon Music Awards! — They currently hold a 46,600 vote
@melon · 408 likes · 7h ago: [💌] GLLIT을 위한 아일릿의 셀카 도착! #아일릿 은 지금 MMA2026 준비 중 ✨ GLLIT에게 보낸 애정 듬뿍 메시지는 #MMA2026 응원보드에서 확인해 보세요💚 🔗https://t.co/qHA5aFK9Zp K-POP CONNECT: The New Pulse, MMA2
@ioi_10th · 384 likes · 23h ago: [🗳️]MMA2026 부분별 투표 안내 올해의 아티스트•올해의 앨범•올해의 베스트송 📆투표 기간 ~ 2026.11.13(FRI) 23:59(KST) ✔투표 방법 멜론 앱 > MMA2026 > 투표하기 > 아이오아이 (I.O.I) 선택 > 투표하기 Melon🔗h

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musk warns of democratic sweeppoliticsquiet46 posts · 1.2M likes · since 31h

Musk warns a 2028 Democratic sweep would end democracy, and posts amplifying the claim keep spreading.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 323k likes · 31h ago: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to
@elonmusk · 323k likes · 22h ago: RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…
@elonmusk · 75k likes · 22h ago: Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened

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spacex bottoms-up financial modelmarketsquiet4 posts · 8k likes · since 22h

Shaun Maguire's bottoms-up SpaceX model through 2028 shows steep growth, and Musk says orbital compute will far exceed terrestrial compute by 2029.

↔ google suncatcher space data centers

@elonmusk · 3k likes · 14h ago: @shaunmmaguire @Indian_Bronson I think we can do better
@elonmusk · 3k likes · 9h ago: @SPCX100T Terrestrial compute will be peanuts compared to orbital compute. Orbital compute deployed per month probably exceeds terrestrial around the end of 2
@elonmusk · 2k likes · 22h ago: RT @cb_doge: SpaceX is “the single most undervalued opportunity on the planet,” says Keith Fitz-Gerald. He says he wants to invest in opti…

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musk on race and diversity claimspoliticsquiet5 posts · 82k likes · since 19h

Musk says Democrats are racist against Asians and whites, citing Virginia school admissions, and amplifies replies on diversity.

@elonmusk · 42k likes · 19h ago: The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites
@elonmusk · 24k likes · 5h ago: RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…
@elonmusk · 9k likes · 19h ago: RT @Cjpearson: Hi, black guy here! This is actually the literal opposite of diversity 😂😂😂😂

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election fraud and turnout claimspoliticsquiet4 posts · 101k likes · since 37h

Posts flag alleged voter fraud and implausible Minnesota turnout figures, with calls to report fraud to government.

@elonmusk · 45k likes · 30h ago: Report voter fraud to the government
@elonmusk · 28k likes · 30h ago: At least
@elonmusk · 23k likes · 37h ago: The fraudsters always had outsized moral outrage and the most heart-breaking stories that were … totally false

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neuralink telepathy and blindsighttechquiet3 posts · 155k likes · since 32h

Neuralink announces Telepathy for high-speed thought-based communication and Blindsight for restoring sight, pending regulatory approval.

↔ tech stock bear market selloff

@elonmusk · 95k likes · 32h ago: Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready fr
@elonmusk · 55k likes · 32h ago: Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy. It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly e
@elonmusk · 5k likes · 17h ago: Good video about @Neuralink

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THE NEWSROOM, LIVE

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo newsroom --last 24h --everything

everything the agents read on x in the last day and what it became: accounts → posts → stories → memes. nothing hidden: what was used, what was skipped and why. drag, zoom, tap a dot. updated 31 oct 12:34 utc

POSTS READ1316watchlist, elon, story follows, rising

SKIPPED, WITH A REASON63the editor's notable passes

USED IN STORIES44posts a story was built on

STORIES63stories and new angles filed

MEMES COOKED7810 posted · 16 sent back

tap a dot
accounts → their posts → the stories they became → the memes. green: used in a story · red: skipped · orange: rising · grey: read, not picked

account post read used skipped rising story (blue lines join its angles; dashed: found under it, not used) meme sent back · published memes show as their picture

FILTERED OUT

the notable posts the editor passed on, and why. if one should have been cooked, 🍳 sends it to the kitchen

WHO	POST	LIKES	WHY IT WAS SKIPPED
@elonmusk 23h ago	My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.	323k likes	old news, covered in elon 2028 warning	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @elonmusk: My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1.…	323k likes	already cooked, 17h old	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	RT @prattprattpratt: Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incred…	158k likes	Elon retweet of an actor anecdote, not connected	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	🇺🇸🇺🇸 I voted early today in Texas!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸	122k likes	old news, already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiti	95k likes	Blindsight already used in the meanwhile angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	Four years ago … And that is exactly what happened	75k likes	Elon midterm posts, old and covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @elonmusk: It would be game over for America	75k likes	Elon 'game over' post, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!	67k likes	Elon politics, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Everyday is Zeroday	61k likes	Covered already in the Zeroday angle	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	Democrats will execute their plan to end democracy in America if they gain control	57k likes	Elon midterm post, covered in earlier angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Vote Republican!	49k likes	'Vote Republican!' already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Yes	45k likes	Elon 'Yes' to Vance on Texas, politics only	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Report voter fraud to the government	45k likes	voter fraud reply, old and not connected to the markets	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 18h ago	The Democrat Party is racist against Asians and Whites	42k likes	culture-war politics, not connected to markets or crypto	🍳 cook
@WatcherGuru 22h ago	JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history. https://t.co/6MQu8AkYAa	37k likes	Binance hack, 22h old, covered already	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	The Democrats intend to cement one-party rule forever and make “democracy” meaningless, as they have done in California	36k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 17h ago	@spacetourist0 This is wrong on many levels. My older 5 children are adults and live independent lives. I see my kids with Claire every other week and kids with Shivon every few days. That’s the who	32k likes	family schedule reply, not connected	🍳 cook
@EricLDaugh 23h ago	🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: Elon Musk tells millions of Americans that they must vote red or a Democrat SWEEP would result in DC/Puerto Rico statehood (new blue seats), amnesty for millions of illegals and	30k likes	midterm politics, covered by the elon 2028 warning story	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 21h ago	In his own words	29k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 8h ago	Cool ❤️	29k likes	Elon 'Cool' on Shotwell gift, 14h old, off-thread	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	Interesting	28k likes	Covered already (ICE perps, Elon says Interesting)	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	RT @dbongino: Please Read This	27k likes	Elon retweet of Bongino, covered by the vote-republican angles	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 5h ago	RT @ZeekArkham: As a black man who was a liberal way back when, I’ve discovered two things: Conservatives will hate your opinion. It reall…	24k likes	Elon political retweet, midterm push already covered	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 23h ago	This is what really matters	21k likes	old, loose political reply	🍳 cook
@elonmusk 22h ago	California became a one-party state	21k likes	old politics, covered	🍳 cook

MARKETS TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo markets --today

the coins and the volume that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 31 oct 12:13 utc

BTC$77,530+0.1% in 24hcoingecko

ETH$2,245+0.3% in 24hcoingecko

SOL$95.77-0.9% in 24hcoingecko

HYPE$87.74-4.7% in 24hcoingecko

BNB$704.56+0.5% in 24hcoingecko

FEAR & GREED30fearalternative.me

SOLANA DEX VOLUME, 24H$2.1B-7.8% vs the day beforedefillama

PUMP.FUN VOLUME, 24H$113.6M-10.7% vs the day beforedefillama

HYPERLIQUID PERPS, 24H$16.1B$11.2B open interest · $5.0B on HIP-3 marketshyperliquid info api

btc eth sol hype (each indexed to 100 at the start) · share of the top 100 coins red over the last hour

PUMP.FUN RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo pump --moving

every pump.fun coin the coin desk saw today: its market cap since we first saw it, climbing, new or faded, with risk flags. data from geckoterminal, dexscreener and rugcheck. not advice: most of these go to zero. updated 31 oct 12:33 utc

PUMP.FUN × X · on-chain volume vs posts on x about each coin's $cashtag, the last hour · updated 31 oct 12:34 utc

bubble size: traders · colour: price move (green up, red down) · top-left: x hype, few buyers · bottom-right: buyers, x silent (early) · top-right: both

SIGNAL	COIN	ON-CHAIN, 1H	BUYS VS SELLS	ON X	LOUDEST POSTER	TOP POST
early	$TSLAgraduatedmcap $101k · liq $103k · 1h old · top10 31% · 0 clones	$8.1M+54%		0posts/h · 0 likes	nobody yet		𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$Champyon the curvemcap $7k · 22 min old · top10 25% · bwam…fSXa dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 6 clones	$104k+139%	782 traders	5posts/h · 4 likes	@bitecong 38k	“BVqiLaqbK48xGygbxUwLbDVAwPCF4spdP6gHAWnjNRip $champy next animal runner”	𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$pogon the curvemcap $9k · 9 min old · top10 24% · 4HXb…vEpU dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 4 clones	$87k+191%	684 traders	2posts/h · 1 likes	@bitecong 38k	“Hey $POG holders! YOUR vote matters! Less than 100 votes left to get $POG on the CoinMarketCap Top 100 Leader”	𝕏 🍳 cook
early	$iCoingraduatedmcap $393k · liq $63k · 14h old · top10 17% · CTb5…VJys dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$33k+0%		3posts/h · 1 likes	@whalewatchalert 196k	“🌱 New Pair: KOL octoseaa just bought $1K of $iCoin at $387.47K MC 🧠”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$Champon the curvemcap $39k · 17 min old · top10 20% · GNny…oypt dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 5 clones	$86k+396%	580 traders	16posts/h · 5 likes	@SOLANACHAD009 5k	“5X on my call now $SUPERELON CA CSEeCVQNiepmYzaypysd3j5R6pq9A293Ehg2GbgRpump #GFvip #paobc #furry #CRYPTOAI”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$POGEon the curvemcap $39k · 6 min old · top10 8% · Fihr…xpkf dev: 1 launch/24h · dev holds 0 · 4 clones	$70k+425%	341 traders	11posts/h · 5 likes	@Tolsolx 6k	“Entry ca 87gkrJsne4g6yJCVN8f1kL7GkJaUjma1Wv1d3a7Spump https://t.co/uAzuJrKYkW”	𝕏 🍳 cook
rally	$TENUREon the curvemcap $3k · liq $3k · 46 min old · top10 18% · BzmU…wtiH dev: 0 launches/24h · dev holds 0 · 0 clones	$60k+1086%	733 traders	26posts/h · 2 likes	@MaxelRowan 126k	“Ca>> Caf2L9BC6NxGcJ13AuwJbES2eBXA9Mg2CjTY8otenure https://t.co/zGP7tORDRj”	𝕏 🍳 cook
quiet	$Saturweengraduatedmcap $674k · liq $82k · 1207h old · top10 16% · 0 clones	$11k-2%		2posts/h · 0 likes	@kpu_brebes 1k	“Attention $Saturween believers! YOUR vote matters! Less than 100 votes to go to push $Saturween onto the Coin”	𝕏 🍳 cook

early buyers piling in, x silent · rally buyers and x moving together · hype x loud, few buyers · 🍳 cooks that coin's meme and sends it to telegram · 𝕏 opens the live search on x · liq (thin) = liquidity under 5% of mcap · serial dev = 3+ launches in 24h · dev holds 0 = sold or never bought · clones = coins with the same name or ticker in 24h · ⚠ = rugcheck flags (hover)

ON THE CURVE NOW · before graduation, last hour, from bitquery · updated 31 oct 12:33 utc

copycat wave: 2 coins named "champy"

$ChampyChampy · $104k traded in 1h · +139% · 1709 buys / 1297 sells · 782 traders

$pogpog · $87k traded in 1h · +191% · 1348 buys / 1074 sells · 684 traders

$ChampChampy · $86k traded in 1h · +396% · 681 buys / 469 sells · 580 traders

$POGEPogecoin · $70k traded in 1h · +425% · 405 buys / 246 sells · 341 traders

$TENURETenure · $60k traded in 1h · +1086% · 1221 buys / 630 sells · 733 traders

$GenZGenZ-Regelt · $59k traded in 1h · +96% · 1372 buys / 846 sells · 676 traders

$COMPUTECompute · $56k traded in 1h · +379% · 719 buys / 395 sells · 446 traders

$LBSLow Budget Stories · $49k traded in 1h · -4% · 594 buys / 527 sells · 346 traders

$红台Hongpad · $48k traded in 1h · -75% · 714 buys / 791 sells · 569 traders

$MomoPumpkinu · $48k traded in 1h · -3% · 525 buys / 487 sells · 334 traders

CLIMBING · up over the last hour

$DESSAmcap $14.3M · peak $15.9M · -10% since first seen 3h ago

$BTCmcap $8.7M · peak $9.1M · -2% since first seen 4h ago

$NIOmcap $939k · peak $994k · -6% since first seen 3h ago

$HImcap $540k · peak $658k · -10% since first seen 3h ago

$iCoinmcap $388k · peak $464k · -15% since first seen 4h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 17% · last trades $1k in / $1k out, biggest buy $555

$TSLAmcap $245k · peak $245k · +257% since first seen 4h ago

$CTOmcap $127k · peak $127k · +0% since first seen 4h ago

$TYGRmcap $124k · peak $124k · +0% since first seen 4h ago

$发发mcap $121k · peak $121k · +3% since first seen 2h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 50%

$Kimmcap $79k · peak $81k · +26% since first seen 4h ago · @KimCryptoBoss

$PQCmcap $46k · peak $53k · -13% since first seen 2h ago

$TYGRmcap $14k · peak $14k · +3% since first seen 4h ago

NEW TODAY · first seen in the last 2h

$GATOmcap $6.0M · peak $6.1M · -2% since first seen 21 min ago

$Gatomcap $107k · peak $123k · -5% since first seen 44 min ago

$TSLAmcap $100k · peak $100k · +28% since first seen 48 min ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 30% · last trades $102k in / $0 out, biggest buy $2k

$WASTEDmcap $95k · peak $95k · +0% since first seen 25 min ago

FADED · well off their peak

$Saturweenmcap $685k · peak $768k · -7% since first seen 4h ago · @saturweencto_ · ⛓ top 10 holders 16% · last trades $10 in / $300 out, biggest buy $7

$LUMImcap $518k · peak $673k · -11% since first seen 4h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 18%

$AgenCmcap $241k · peak $699k · -56% since first seen 4h ago · @AgenCSIB · ⛓ last trades $841 in / $763 out, biggest buy $349

$CATPADmcap $146k · peak $177k · +15% since first seen 4h ago · ⛓ top 10 holders 13% · last trades $1k in / $958 out, biggest buy $262

$TUSKmcap $62k · peak $82k · +28% since first seen 4h ago

$CTOmcap $44k · peak $74k · -40% since first seen 4h ago

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo memes --top 3

the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 31 oct 12:34 utc

news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now

meme: $TSLA rips 67% on pump.fun while x says nothing

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a cheerful little fast-food drive-through window in a warm muted uniform and p" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 12:23 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0142

$TSLA rips 67% on pump.fun while x says nothing

$TSLA, a pump.fun coin on solana, traded $8.5M in the last hour and is up 67% in that hour and 736% in 24h. Market cap is only $94k. It graduated an hour ago, and the posts on x number zero an hour. In the last hour there were 8218 buys against 5803 sells. The last 100 trades show $102k bought and $0 sold, with a biggest buy of $2k. Liquidity is $96k. The top 10 holders own 33%, and the biggest account, at 52%, is likely the pool. The chart is busy and the timeline is quiet. That gap is the story, and it can close either way.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open the dexscreener pair page for $TSLA and check the 1h volume, buys and sells
check the holder list: is the biggest account the liquidity pool, and what do the other top wallets hold
search x for $TSLA and the contract address to see whether anyone is posting

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
money is moving before the crowd has noticed. Early and quiet is also thin and fragile: a $94k market cap can swing hard in either direction, and none of this is a recommendation to buy.

receipt R-0142 · x: · 31 oct 12:22 utc · by data butcher

meme: $TENURE rips 1057% on pump.fun as the community rallies on x

template: "original: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper party hat sits on a small wooden raft in the middle of a huge calm ocean, holding a tiny flag with " (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 12:22 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0141

$TENURE rips 1057% on pump.fun as the community rallies on x

$TENURE on pump.fun has traded $60k in the last hour and is up 1057%, with about 35 posts an hour on x. Accounts like @MaxelRowan, @daharleycrypto and @bitecong are posting about it, and one post just shares the contract address. The numbers are tiny: market cap is about $3k and liquidity about $3k. The dev launched no other coins in 24h and holds none (sold or never bought). The top 10 holders own 16%. That is a small coin with a lot of volume and a loud crowd, and it can move fast in both directions. This is not a recommendation to buy.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

open the coin page on pump.fun and check the live market cap, liquidity and 1h volume
look at the holder list to see how much the top 10 wallets own (16% now)
search $TENURE on x and see whether the posts are from real accounts or the same contract address copied over and over

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
a coin with a $3k market cap can show huge percentage moves on small money. the crowd on x is real, but so is the risk: thin liquidity means exits are hard and prices can flip quickly.

receipt R-0141 · x: https://x.com/SOLANACHAD009/status/2116498269409099929 · 31 oct 12:22 utc · by data butcher

meme: $Champy runs +278% on pump.fun while x posts 5 times an hour

template: "original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny wooden fast-food stand at night in a warm muted uniform and paper cap w" (drawn for this story) · cooked 31 oct 12:22 utc

HYPERLIQUIDnews 10.0/10meme 6.0/10R-0140

$Champy runs +278% on pump.fun while x posts 5 times an hour

$Champy on pump.fun traded $77k in the last hour and is up 278%, with a market cap near $16k. On x it is quiet: about 5 posts an hour. One post, with 1 like, shares the contract address and calls it the next animal runner. The risks are in the data. The dev launched 0 coins in 24h and holds none, so they either sold or never bought. 6 clones with the same name or ticker launched in the last 24h, so picking the right contract matters. The top 10 holders own 21%. The chart is moving and almost nobody on x has noticed yet. This is not a buy signal, just a coin with a lot of lookalikes.

HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF

Open the pump.fun page and compare the contract address with the one in the post, since 6 clones launched in 24h.
Check the holder list: top 10 holders at 21%, and whether the dev wallet holds anything.
Search x for the ticker and see how many posts there really are versus the trading volume.

WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
The coin is trading far faster than it is being talked about, and the many clones make it easy to end up in the wrong one. It is a small, early, risky pump.fun coin, and the volume says more than the timeline does.

receipt R-0140 · x: https://x.com/Encrypt186/status/2116504148611133783 · 31 oct 12:21 utc · by data butcher

ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size

NEWS	MEME	HEADLINE	TEMPLATE	COOKED
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Champ rips 1122% on pump.fun while x is still looking elsewhere	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a hard hat stands alone in a huge empty stadium at night, pointing a megaphone at thousands of empty seats,	31 oct 12:21 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$VAMPCAT rips 1262% in an hour as x posts 667 times an hour	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear VAMP	31 oct 11:13 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$股票 pumps 160% on pump.fun as x jokes about a closed stock market	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap grey suit sits alone at a desk in a dark room at night, a calendar page of	31 oct 11:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$Wrapt is rallying on pump.fun, and x is finally talking	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'WRA	31 oct 11:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$ㅤㅤㅤ rallies on pump.fun as x posts black swan ballet	original: ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a paper crown stands on a wooden stage in a spotlight, wearing a black feathered sw	31 oct 11:12 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$TSLA on pump.fun rips 83% in an hour while x says nothing	original: an original ms paint style drawing: a tiny cartoon frog in a cheap suit sits in a dark empty room at a desk lit only by a glowing	31 oct 10:21 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$FĀFĀ rips 609% in an hour on pump.fun as x posts 'amazing 3x profit'	original: a tiny cartoon frog sits in a small wooden rowboat on a calm green pond, wearing a little party hat, holding a huge fishing rod; t	31 oct 10:05 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$金狗 sells out the counter while x stays silent	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a tiny fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear '金狗'	31 oct 10:05 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$なごまな pumps as x talks about a tv bar-crawl show	original: a tiny cartoon frog in a yukata sits alone at a small izakaya counter at night with a mug of beer and a few skewers, a paper lante	31 oct 10:04 utc
10.0/10	6.0/10	$FUN is up 1160% in an hour and x is posting 214 times an hour about it	original: the grey wojak with tired eyes works the counter of a fast-food stand in a warm muted uniform and paper cap with a clear 'FUN' log	31 oct 10:04 utc

THE NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo news --last 48h

the stories that matter to crypto traders and investors from the last two days, newest first: solana, pump.fun and hyperliquid first, then the rest of crypto, finance and the world. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

news image: solana's alpenglow upgrade goes live, but upgrades rarely move crypto prices

image: Yahoo Finance

SOLANA29 oct 22:50 utc

solana's alpenglow upgrade goes live, but upgrades rarely move crypto prices

Solana's alpenglow upgrade went live on oct. 21 with plenty of hype. An anza ceo says blockchain upgrades rarely move the needle for crypto.

source: A Major New Solana Blockchain Upgrade Is Now Live. But Here's Why Blockchain Upgrades Rarely Move the Needle for Crypto. · Yahoo Finance

news image: ondo's tokenized portfolios arrive on solana, including three based on blackrock strategies

image: Yahoo Finance

SOLANA29 oct 12:47 utc

ondo's tokenized portfolios arrive on solana, including three based on blackrock strategies

Ondo's portfolio tokens, three of them built on blackrock strategies, are now available on solana after a fast start elsewhere.

source: Ondo brings its tokenized portfolios to Solana · Yahoo Finance

news image: polygon lets solana stablecoin businesses pay out to us bank accounts

image: Cryptopolitan on MSN

SOLANA30 oct 01:28 utc

polygon lets solana stablecoin businesses pay out to us bank accounts

Polygon added solana to its open money stack, so solana businesses can move bank deposits into stablecoins and pay out to us bank accounts.

source: Polygon opens US bank payouts to Solana stablecoin businesses · Cryptopolitan on MSN

news image: hackers steal $6.3 billion from binance in the largest crypto hack ever

image: TweakTown

HACK30 oct 22:35 utc

hackers steal $6.3 billion from binance in the largest crypto hack ever

Hackers stole $6.3 billion from binance on october 29, with most of the funds drained in just 20 minutes. It is being called the biggest hack in history.

source: Binance loses $6.3 billion in biggest hack ever, dwarfing every crypto theft in history · TweakTown

news image: investors pull $643 million from bitcoin etfs after the binance hack

image: Yahoo Finance

BITCOIN31 oct 04:29 utc

investors pull $643 million from bitcoin etfs after the binance hack

Investors pulled $643 million from bitcoin etfs a day after the record binance hack.

source: Investors Pull $643 Million From Bitcoin ETFs After the Biggest Crypto Hack in History · Yahoo Finance

news image: chainalysis links north korea to about 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses

image: Crypto News

HACK31 oct 00:59 utc

chainalysis links north korea to about 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses

Chainalysis links suspected north korean hackers to nearly 89% of reported crypto hack losses in 2026, while pyongyang rejects international sanctions.

source: North Korea linked to 89% of 2026 crypto hack losses, Chainalysis says · Crypto News

news image: rival exchanges tighten security and push for faster threat sharing after binance hack

image: Crypto Briefing

EXCHANGE30 oct 13:54 utc

rival exchanges tighten security and push for faster threat sharing after binance hack

After the $6.3 billion binance hack, which is tied to north korea, rival crypto exchanges are tightening security and pushing for faster threat sharing.

source: Crypto exchanges tighten security after $6.3 billion Binance hack · Crypto Briefing

news image: crypto market loses $360 billion in october as solana and ethereum lead losses

image: Coinpedia

MARKETS31 oct 03:30 utc

crypto market loses $360 billion in october as solana and ethereum lead losses

The cryptocurrency market lost around $360 billion in october as bitcoin and major altcoins ended the month lower, with solana and ethereum leading the losses.

source: Crypto Market Loses $360 Billion in October as Solana, Ethereum Lead Losses · Coinpedia

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo x --top

who and what the most-liked crypto posts on x are talking about, counted post by post. updated 31 oct 12:09 utc

sam altman 6 of 35 postsopenai 6 of 35 postselon musk 6 of 35 postsjuicyfruityyy 6 of 35 posts

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer." https://t.co/3C7ZAkzRbT

@pubity · 30k likes

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 29k likes

I’m obsessed with learning how to learn. So, I spent 100+ hours studying how Elon Musk, Sam Altman, and Naval Ravikant absorb information. Here’s what I found on becoming a learning machine: https://t.co/Z4xURoYoYF

@ecomEddie · 21k likes

BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is an inefficient use of the world’s limited DRAM supply, arguing it would be better allocated to data centers, per Tom’s Hardware

@unusual_whales · 18k likes

Last night an AI agent performed brain surgery on a mouse. We gave it 19 gene therapy vectors in a spreadsheet, a mouse model of epilepsy, access to a motorize surgery rig with cameras and one goal: reduce seizures. It picked the drug. It picked the brain region. It derived the coordinates from three papers. Then it

@OcanaSantero · 9k likes

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people having RAM in their own computers is a waste and should be used for data centers "It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer" https://t.co/UUObxKk6Rs

@InternetH0F · 9k likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen

see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_

[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now plus the all-time classics (imgflip), and the news every round.

10:34 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 40 stories
10:35   kept 8 stories
10:59 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
11:21 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 2 stories
11:21   kept 2 stories
11:46 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 0 stories
12:08 fetch bing news, 8 searches → 23 stories
12:08   kept 8 stories

[1] butcher · crunches the numberspulls the market numbers that back a story up: prices, volumes and onchain data from hyperliquid, solana, pump.fun, coingecko, defillama and polymarket. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.

11:57 on the pump.fun curve: $Wojak -7%, $红台 +25%, $TENURE +1086%, $Stories -20% · waves: 3 coins named "low budget stories"
12:08 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +685%, $iCoin +712%, $Saturween +360%, $CATPAD +202%, $WASTED +124%
12:08 on the pump.fun curve: $Wojak -9%, $红台 +21%, $TENURE +1086%, $COMPUTE +379% · waves: 3 coins named "low budget stories"
12:12 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +709%, $iCoin +702%, $Saturween +396%, $CATPAD +203%, $LUMI +122%
12:20 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +736%, $iCoin +671%, $Saturween +394%, $CATPAD +217%, $发发 +134%
12:20 on the pump.fun curve: $Wojak -10%, $Champ +1122%, $红台 +13%, $Champy +278% · waves: 2 coins named "champy", 3 coins named "low budget stories"
12:33 pump.fun coins moving: $TSLA +791%, $iCoin +764%, $Saturween +363%, $CATPAD +200%, $发发 +134%
12:33 on the pump.fun curve: $Champy +139%, $pog +191%, $Champ +396%, $POGE +425% · waves: 2 coins named "champy"

[2] chef · cooks the storypicks the story that matters most and the template that fits its shape, trending or classic, then writes the meme, the post and the article.

07:51 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Always Has Been, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, This Is Fine, Spider Man Triple, Grim Reaper Knocking Door, Surprised Pikachu
07:51 try 1: news:30ba2e2a0275afbe × Always Has Been (tweet_bar)
15:20 ERR cooking #55: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
16:51 ERR cooking #59: 3 tries and the original didn't work out
08:46 ERR cooking $CUM: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Mika: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)
08:46 ERR cooking $Anita: today's AI budget used up ($1.72 of $0.67)

[3] listener · reads xreads the top crypto posts on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.

12:11 following "$anita on pump.fun": 17 top posts from anyone
12:11 following "anthropic ipo junk": 20 top posts from anyone
12:11 trending "Initial Agent Offering": 1 top posts
12:12 trending "Initial Agent Offering": 1 top posts
12:12 watchlist: 0 new posts from 22 accounts (11387/300000 reads this month)
12:12 market mood: 29 of the top 100 coins red over 1h, 44 over 24h. ⚠️ BROAD RALLY: most of the market is green. $BTC +0.3% 1h / +0.1% 24h · $ETH +0.2% 1h / +0.4% 24h ·
12:21 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (136 reads)
12:34 pump.fun × x: 8 coins checked on x (136 reads)

[4] taster · checks the receiptschecks every number and claim against its source, and sends unreadable memes back to the chef. it learns what good looks like from every meme that goes out.

06:53 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 11. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3, 9, 10, 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:22 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
07:25 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
07:51 PASS numbers match receipt · taste 0.60 → served
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95
18:38 SENT BACK numbers not in the receipt: 95

[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 44 · sent back by taster 4 · ai $11.00 this month · 31 oct 12:34 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5

the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot

RANK	MEME	ON THE LIST	WE USED IT
01	nathan fielder elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #1	#1 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 09:01 utc
02	why would i deceive you imgflip top-new #2	#2 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 04:51 utc
03	x will return in avengers doomsday imgflip top-new #3	#3 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 18:59 utc
04	did you say potential blank imgflip top-new #4	#4 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 02:37 utc
06	elizabeth holmes imgflip top-new #6	#6 today = same as yesterday trending 3 days	we did, 30 oct 12:57 utc