● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +14.4% in 24h to $92.59; 5% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $2.4B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.213% a day///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -22.2% in 24h with $68.5M open interest and $189.4M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +15.3% in 24h with $19.7M open interest and $38.6M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.8B on hyperliquid in 24h, 31% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.8B///koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.1% in 24h with $6.2M open interest and $54.2M traded///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.1% in 24h with $23.0M open interest and $255.1M traded///● LIVEhyperliquid ($HYPE, #10 by market cap) moved +14.4% in 24h to $92.59; 5% below its all-time high of $97.96. the HYPE perp traded $2.4B with $2.1B open interest; funding +0.213% a day///intc perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -22.2% in 24h with $68.5M open interest and $189.4M traded///purrdat perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved +15.3% in 24h with $19.7M open interest and $38.6M traded///HIP-3 markets (stocks, gold and other perps anyone can deploy) traded $4.8B on hyperliquid in 24h, 31% of all its perps volume; xyz alone did $4.8B///koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.1% in 24h with $6.2M open interest and $54.2M traded///soxl perp on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market moved -12.1% in 24h with $23.0M open interest and $255.1M traded///
chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ cat README

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the unofficial meme desk for hyperliquid. the memes are jokes; the numbers come straight from hyperliquid's own data, every story links to its source, and every meme comes with an article on what happened and how to check it yourself.

HYPERLIQUID TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --today
the numbers that matter right now, each from a public source you can check. updated 29 oct 21:48 utc
HYPE$92.59+14.4% in 24h · -5.5% from its all-time highhyperliquid perp mark price · coingecko
PERPS VOLUME, 24H$10.8B$11.5B open interesthyperliquid info api, all core markets
HIP-3 VOLUME, 24H$4.8Bstocks, gold and other deployed markets · xyz leads with $4.8Bhyperliquid info api, every HIP-3 dex
ASSISTANCE FUND48.4M HYPE$4.5B · daily buys show after a day of snapshotsspotClearinghouseState of 0xfefe…fefe
REVENUE, 24H$2.0M$2.9M fees in 24h · $63.5M revenue in 30 daysdefillama
STAKED HYPE442.0M35 validators · 6 jailed (their stakers earn nothing)hyperliquid info api, validatorSummaries
HYPEREVM VALUE LOCKED$2.8B+5.2% in 30 daysdefillama
HYPE FUNDING+0.213%a day, paid by longs · $2.1B open interest on the HYPE perphyperliquid info api

TODAY'S TOP 3

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --memes --top 3
the strongest memes of the last 24 hours. every meme is an article: the numbers, where they come from, and how to check them yourself. updated 29 oct 21:49 utc
news score /10 = how surprising the numbers are · meme score /10 = how hot the template is on imgflip right now
meme: purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market
template: "Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes" (imgflip #1) · cooked 29 oct 19:03 utc
HIP-3news 9.3/10meme 10.0/10R-0033

purrdat perp jumps 21.7% in 24h on hyperliquid's xyz HIP-3 market

the purrdat perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy on hyperliquid), rose 21.7% in 24h. it holds $21.1M of open interest and traded $34.1M. moves like this show how fast attention can rotate into newly listed, thinner HIP-3 markets.

+21.7%24h
$21.1Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and find the xyz markets list, then look up purrdat
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume columns
  3. compare the funding rate and price chart against the older, bigger markets
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
fast moves in smaller HIP-3 markets can reverse just as quickly, so size and leverage matter. builders can read it as proof that demand exists for niche listings.
receipt R-0033 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 19:03 utc · by data butcher
meme: now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest
template: "X Will return in Avengers Doomsday" (imgflip #3) · cooked 29 oct 18:42 utc
HIP-3news 9.7/10meme 9.3/10R-0032

now perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 27% in 24h, $6.6M open interest

the now perp on xyz, a HIP-3 market (markets anyone can deploy), moved -26.8% in 24h. it saw $14.3M traded against $6.6M open interest, meaning positions turned over more than twice. big single-day moves on stock perps show how fast leverage gets tested on HIP-3 venues.

-26.8%24h
$6.6Mopen interest
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz, go to the xyz markets and find the now perp
  2. check the 24h change, open interest and volume on the market page
  3. compare with hyperdash to see how open interest changed over the day
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
stock perps on HIP-3 can move hard in one day, so size and leverage matter. thin open interest means liquidations can push the price further.
receipt R-0032 · hyperliquid info api, metaAndAssetCtxs dex=xyz · 29 oct 18:42 utc · by data butcher
meme: HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE deal
template: "La Peace" (imgflip #10) · cooked 29 oct 20:02 utc
HYPEnews 10.0/10meme 6.6/10R-0035

HYPE jumps 14.5% to $93.38 after Druckenmiller backs trade[xyz] ICE deal

HYPE rose 14.5% in 24h to $93.38, 5% below its all-time high. News says Stan Druckenmiller invested in trade[xyz], a HIP-3 builder (HIP-3 = markets anyone can deploy), which is partnering with ICE, the NYSE owner, on 24/7 perps. The HYPE perp traded $1.8B against $2.1B open interest, and funding is +0.030% a day, so longs are paying shorts.

+14.5%HYPE 24h
$93.38price
-4.7%from ATH
HOW TO CHECK IT YOURSELF
  1. open app.hyperliquid.xyz and look at the HYPE perp: 24h change, volume, open interest and funding
  2. check coingecko for HYPE price, market cap rank and distance from the all-time high
  3. search trade[xyz] on hyperdash or defillama to see its open interest and volume
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU
big-name money and a traditional exchange partner put HIP-3 in front of a wider audience. positive funding at a near-high price means longs are crowded, so size accordingly. not financial advice.
receipt R-0035 · hyperliquid info api (HYPE perp) + coingecko /coins/markets · 29 oct 20:02 utc · news: Crypto Briefing https://cryptobriefing.com/druckenmiller-investment-boosts-hyperliquid-shares-by-19-hype-token-rises/, ainvest https://www.ainvest.com/news/hyperliquid-engine-fee-buyback-big-deals-haven-promised-penny-2610/, Benzinga on MSN https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/elon-musk-notes-interesting-hyperliquid-deal-after-druckenmiller-endorsement/ar-AA2gmDbX · x: top posts about hyperliquid · by data butcher
ALSO IN THE KITCHEN
more from the kitchen, newest first, with their scores. tap a meme to see it full size
MEMENEWSMEMEHEADLINETEMPLATECOOKED
meme: koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M traded7.8/106.0/10koru perp on hyperliquid's xyz market drops 12.1% in 24h on $54.2M tradedThis Is Fine29 oct 21:49 utc
meme: intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interest8.8/106.0/10intc perp on hyperliquid drops 16.9% in 24h with $62.2M open interestA train hitting a school bus29 oct 20:55 utc
meme: HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volume8.6/106.0/10HIP-3 markets did $4.6B in 24h, 39% of hyperliquid perps volumeDomino Effect29 oct 19:07 utc
meme: HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time high10.0/105.9/10HYPE jumps 17.5% to $94.98, 3% under its all-time highFlying Tesla Roadster29 oct 18:39 utc
meme: hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to do10.0/106.3/10hyperliquid $HYPE jumps 14% as ICE and trade.xyz bring regulated perps, solana perps has catching up to doThings To Say29 oct 14:47 utc
meme: GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquid–/109.3/10GRASS perp drops 12% in 24h with $33M open interest on hyperliquidX Will return in Avengers Doomsday29 oct 06:25 utc

HYPERLIQUID NEWS

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --news
the stories that matter to hyperliquid users, builders and investors from the last two days, newest first. restated in plain words, never added to; every story links to its source

ON X RIGHT NOW

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo hyperliquid --x
who and what the most-liked posts about hyperliquid are talking about, counted post by post. updated 29 oct 21:48 utc
intercontinental exchange (ice) 4 of 38 postspumpfun 4 of 38 poststrade[xyz] 3 of 38 postselon musk 3 of 38 posts

I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.

@standuquesne · 23k likes

Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) and trade[XYZ] have announced their plan to use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US traders across crypto, equities, commodities, foreign exchange, and other real-world assets, subject to regulatory approvals. ICE operates NYSE and some of t

@HyperliquidX · 7k likes

ICE and @tradexyz are bringing Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S. Announced this morning, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of @tradexyz’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid. The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures

@ICE_Markets · 1k likes

Introducing HyENA - the Internet Trading Engine with Native Rewards. → USDe-margined perpetuals DEX built on Hyperliquid’s HIP-3 standard → Earn rewards based on your USDe margin collateral while you trade → Idle margin becomes a productive savings account → HLPe combining trading returns and basis in a single vault t

@hyenatrade · 978 likes

Elon just posted about Hyperliquid. Pumpfun is the only social trading app where you can trade HyperEVM tokens with the fastest transactions & cheapest fees. Hyperliquid https://t.co/8o9qPNWpbb

@PumpfunEco · 519 likes

My friend @chameleon_jeff has been giving me some of the best advice of my life. He’s the same guy who told me about $BTC at $3.5k and $HYPE at $5. Both changed my life 🙏 According to him, $HYPE isn’t far from $150. https://t.co/rVr3W6XQQu

@ItsWalterEgo · 316 likes

THE KITCHEN

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ tmux attach -t kitchen
see our agents in action. 5 AI agents, one real log, nothing staged_
[0] forager · watches the worldfinds the memes the internet is captioning right now (imgflip, every 6h) and the hyperliquid news (every round).
19:06 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
19:07   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
20:02 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
20:02   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
20:54 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
20:54   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
21:48 fetch bing news, 4 searches → 30 hyperliquid stories
21:48   kept 6 hyperliquid stories
[1] butcher · crunches hyperliquidpulls hyperliquid's numbers: HYPE, perps, HIP-3 markets, assistance fund buybacks, validators, fees, hyperEVM and polymarket bets, plus the news behind big moves. plain code, no AI, so no number is made up.
21:48 hip-3 markets → 20 facts
21:48 assistance fund → 0 facts
21:48 validators → 0 facts
21:48 fees & revenue → 1 facts
21:48 hyperevm → 0 facts
21:48 core perps → 17 facts
21:48 polymarket → 0 facts
21:48 best: hip3_move:xyz:KORU:2026-10-29 (score 1.51)
[2] chef · pairs numbers with memespicks the most surprising fact and the template that fits it, then writes the meme, the post and the article.
19:07 try 1: hip3_volume:2026-10-29 × Domino Effect (top_bottom)
20:02 classics that fit: Drake Hotline Bling, Two Buttons, Waiting Skeleton, Bike Fall, Buff Doge vs. Cheems, Expanding Brain, This Is Fine, Surprised Pikachu
20:02 try 1: hype:2026-10-29:2 × La Peace (tweet_bar)
20:55 classics that fit: Gru's Plan, Bike Fall, This Is Fine, Flex Tape, A train hitting a school bus, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu, Blank Nut Button
20:55 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:INTC:2026-10-29 × A train hitting a school bus (top_bottom)
21:48 classics that fit: Two Buttons, Gru's Plan, Disaster Girl, Waiting Skeleton, Bike Fall, This Is Fine, Panik Kalm Panik, Surprised Pikachu
21:48 try 1: hip3_move:xyz:KORU:2026-10-29 × This Is Fine (boxes)
21:49 try 2: hip3_move:xyz:KORU:2026-10-29 × This Is Fine (boxes)
[3] listener · reads xreads the top posts about hyperliquid on x and counts who and what people are talking about. a name in a third of the posts becomes a story of its own.
19:07 x search hyperliquid → 36 top posts about it (307/30000 this month)
19:07 hyperliquid talk: ice / nyse owner (10 of 36), trade[xyz] (2 of 36), pump.fun (2 of 36)
20:02 x search hyperliquid → 37 top posts about it (346/30000 this month)
20:02 hyperliquid talk: intercontinental exchange (ice/nyse) (7 of 37), trade[xyz] (5 of 37), stan druckenmiller (2 of 37)
20:54 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (385/30000 this month)
20:54 hyperliquid talk: trade[xyz] (7 of 38), elon musk (5 of 38), stan druckenmiller (4 of 38)
21:48 x search hyperliquid → 38 top posts about it (425/30000 this month)
21:48 hyperliquid talk: intercontinental exchange (ice) (4 of 38), pumpfun (4 of 38), trade[xyz] (3 of 38)
[4] taster · sends it backchecks every number against its receipt and sends weak or unreadable memes back to the chef. only passes reach this page.
18:54 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
18:55 SENT BACK these numbers aren't in the receipt: 3. use only the fact's numbers
19:03 PASS joke 0.60 · numbers match receipt → served
19:07 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
20:02 PASS joke 0.50 · numbers match receipt → served
20:55 PASS joke 0.50 · numbers match receipt → served
21:48 SENT BACK joke 0.50: The bubble text collides with the template's printed 'THIS IS FINE' and is hard to read. Remove or cover the original lettering, or shorten the line and keep it inside the bubble.
21:49 PASS joke 0.55 · numbers match receipt → served
[kitchen] 0:forager 1:butcher 2:chef* 3:listener 4:tastermemes cooked 24h 9 · sent back by taster 31 · ai $1.23 this month · 29 oct 21:49 utc

TOP 5 MEMES ON EARTH TODAY

chefmemeofficer@kitchen:~$ ./cmo world --trending --top 5
the templates the internet is captioning right now, from imgflip's top-new list (gifs skipped), checked every 6h. our memes use them while they're hot
RANKLOOKS LIKEMEMEON THE LISTWE USED IT
01Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes templatenathan fielder elizabeth holmes
imgflip top-new #1
#1 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 19:03 utc
02Why would I deceive you templatewhy would i deceive you
imgflip top-new #2
#2 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 17:01 utc
03X Will return in Avengers Doomsday templatex will return in avengers doomsday
imgflip top-new #3
#3 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 18:42 utc
04Did you say POTENTIAL blank templatedid you say potential blank
imgflip top-new #4
#4 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 14:21 utc
06Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen templaterobert pattinson as chris hansen
imgflip top-new #6
#6 today
new today
trending 1 day		we did, 29 oct 11:11 utc